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Wizard.
21-02-2017, 04:53 PM
834096621268905984

Withano
21-02-2017, 05:15 PM
#boycottpenguin

Marsh.
21-02-2017, 05:24 PM
Noot noot

Babayaro.
21-02-2017, 05:26 PM
Matthew penguin chested confirmed?

MB.
21-02-2017, 05:26 PM
Perched for entire chapters being dedicated to Hugh Bonneville's wrinkly cock

Wizard.
21-02-2017, 05:31 PM
It is rumoured that the confidential title has been whittled down to names such as Helen Wood: The Peoples Prostitute or Secret Diary of a Bolton Girl will be released this summer.

Crimson Dynamo
21-02-2017, 05:35 PM
More like

My arse ring looks like a crimson burst cushion

as a working title

Black Dagger
21-02-2017, 05:40 PM
Queen of writing books. JK HEW.

Marsh.
21-02-2017, 05:44 PM
Robert Innes hew

arista
21-02-2017, 05:45 PM
#boycottpenguin


Yes thats Your Right
Withano,
Now move out the way
as loads need to be Exported,


Life In The City.

arista
21-02-2017, 05:47 PM
It is rumoured that the confidential title has been whittled down to names such as Helen Wood: The Peoples Prostitute or Secret Diary of a Bolton Girl will be released this summer.


Even Better
I can sell to Hookers in USA.

Crimson Dynamo
21-02-2017, 05:51 PM
I hope that one of her chapters is about a transgender who gets involved in a mysterious murder in a Starbucks in Leeds city centre, and no one can work out who did it.


Then watch it soar up the LBGT mystery fiction chart and knock off that old Harmschapel book into oblivion

:omgno:

Marsh.
21-02-2017, 05:56 PM
:joker:

Rob!
21-02-2017, 06:00 PM
Toilet roll is getting so expensive these days.

Wizard.
21-02-2017, 06:02 PM
I would buy it if there was a foreword by Nikki Grahame.

Marsh.
21-02-2017, 06:48 PM
Toilet roll is getting so expensive these days.
:laugh2:

Withano
21-02-2017, 07:04 PM
Yes thats Your Right
Withano,
Now move out the way
as loads need to be Exported,


Life In The City.

):

Jake.
21-02-2017, 07:17 PM
Toilet roll is getting so expensive these days.

Lol

_Tom_
21-02-2017, 07:18 PM
Books their revival?