The Brit Awards Live Discussion 22/02/17 ITV 7:30pm

[Denver]

Yes at Pete Burns

[Greg!]

PETE

[Cal.]

Where's the Pete nod?

Bye. I've been left red faced.

[Denver]

Glad they acknowledged Viola Beach

[Shaun]

Worryingly long segment

[Black Dagger]

just wait and see..

You're a joke.

[Ross.]

Mess at a hour in already

[MB.]

Shirlie off of Pepsi & Shirlie is Roman Kemp's mum if anyone cared to know that

[Shaun]

did a fangirl just whoop at him saying the year 1975 :worry:

[Crimson Dynamo]

You're a joke.

shut up

[Crimson Dynamo]

:umm2:

[hijaxers]

Axe him from the Grammys!

Axe him from the planet

[Crimson Dynamo]

andrew ridgley looks awful

[Black Dagger]

:umm2:

You. You're tedious.

[hijaxers]

andrew ridgley looks awful

He looks unwell

[Crimson Dynamo]

He looks unwell

he does

[Crimson Dynamo]

You. You're tedious.

keep digging

[Black Dagger]

Says the one who has an issue with a tribute to one of the UKs biggest artists happening.

[Shaun]

:love:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Says the one who has an issue with a tribute to one of the UKs biggest artists happening.

as i predicted

a mawkfest

[Denver]

Beautiful tribute :love:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i haven't been following this argument but i side with lucas

[Black Dagger]

If you're cynical and cold perhaps.

[MB.]

as i predicted

a mawkfest

I'm glad that the only things that come to mind when three of his friends and colleagues are standing on stage crying their eyes out are a) "wow doesn't he look ill" and b) "wow what a mawkfest"

[Black Dagger]

i haven't been following this argument but i side with lucas

:love:

[Shaun]

Can't we have Lorde back

[MB.]

Having said all that... Chris Martin? Really?

[Denver]

His vocal is terrible though

[Black Dagger]

Lorde doing careless whisper <3

[Alf]

Well that was entertaining, I feel so joyful right now.

Cheer up you miserable buggers.

[Ross.]

We want Adele

[Crimson Dynamo]

I'm glad that the only things that come to mind when three of his friends and colleagues are standing on stage crying their eyes out are a) "wow doesn't he look ill" and b) "wow what a mawkfest"

oh wait, should i cry?

it was a mawkfest

[Denver]

Well that was entertaining, I feel so joyful right now.

Cheer up you miserable buggers.

What a graceful thing to say

[Crimson Dynamo]

Can't we have Lorde back

:joker:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

well i want bjork doing spin me round

[MB.]

oh wait, should i cry?

it was a mawkfest

Or maybe you could just briefly stop being a dick when it's not entirely appropriate

[Kazanne]

oh this is so sad

[Shaun]

Oh it's quite lovely I suppose, after all

[Niamh.]

Poor old George :(

[Alf]

What a graceful thing to sayThank you, what a very nice thing of you to say. That's cheered me up.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

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[Ross.]

That was lovely

[Alf]

Move on, It's not Jagger.

[Shaun]

Reggie N Bollie sit at home exasperated that their planned cover of I'm Your Man wasn't selected by the academy

[Black Dagger]

Or maybe you could just briefly stop being a dick when it's not entirely appropriate

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I'm LT I have to get a rise out of people!!!

[Alf]

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar14866_26.gifGood old Sir Alfred.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Or maybe you could just briefly stop being a dick when it's not entirely appropriate

no, i have no interest in GM, i get he was a pop star for some but if Jeff Lynne died I dont expect you to give a flying **** so bin your virtue signalling and get on with the music

[Crimson Dynamo]

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I'm LT I have to get a rise out of people!!!

you wish you were so relevant

:smug:

[Shaun]

look can we stop playing the "play into the arseholes' hands" bingo and just comment on how Lianne La Havas has stolen the show

[LukeB]

Imagine whining about a tribute.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Imagine whining about a tribute.

imagine posting about it to get likes..

[Black Dagger]

Shame Emeli stole her award!!!

[MB.]

no, i have no interest in GM, i get he was a pop star for some but if Jeff Lynne died I dont expect you to give a flying **** so bin your virtue signalling and get on with the music

Even if you had no interest in him, refusing to respect those who do, writing off any tribute to him as "mawkish" before it even took place and then proceeding to slag off every part of it is plain ****ty behaviour, even by your standards

p.s. sorry you can't handle a tribute to one of Britain's greatest ever musicians at a British music awards ceremony xo

[Cherie]

I thought the "duet" part was amazing, CM voice wasn't up to singing it alone, one of my favourite GM songs :love:

[MB.]

*googles to find out whether Emma was even alive when Bucks Fizz were around*

[Crimson Dynamo]

fearne and holly to give the awards gravitas

[Shaun]

Gets a bit worrying when you find yourself rooting for Zayn Malik

...actually no it doesn't, I clearly want him in my mouth. Shut up Shaun.

[Brother Leon]

Meh Singles really.

[lewis111]

Hope Tinie wins so Zara wins

[lewis111]

It better not be Coldplay or Calum Scott (even though HFTW was a tune)

[MB.]

Now that's over, can the Jonas Blue and Calum Scott songs be destroyed and never duplicated

[Shaun]

LOL ok then.

[Denver]

Yessss

[Adamw92]

Little Gods!!! YAS

[Crimson Dynamo]

kill me now

[lewis111]

FINALLY

[Ross.]

YASSSSSS Little Mix :love:

[Black Dagger]

HAHAHAHAHA. Bye

[Pete.]

Rih deserved it

[Brother Leon]

Look at Ox sitting at the table. Moving up in the world :laugh:

[MB.]

"Not about anyone in particular"

mm yeah sure ok hun

[T*]

T R A S H

[Owen19]

Touch is better

[LukeB]

"not about someone particular"

sure jan

[MB.]

Hint to the stage designers: maybe don't make the runway so long that it takes the entire song to walk it

[MB.]

I see Leigh-Anne's changed out of her Ginger Minj eleganza

[Ross.]

I'm so pleased for them :love:

[Denver]

This is a bop

[Ross.]

I love Katy's song now

[LukeB]

This is a great song but her vocals :worry:

[Adamw92]

Haven't heard this yet

[T*]

I can see them breaking up pretty soon tbqh

[Shaun]

10/10 vocals already. Oh Katy.

[Crimson Dynamo]

finally some talent

:clap1:

[T*]

does she have a sore throat

[LukeB]

I love Katy Perry anyway so i'm happy

[MB.]

Katy single-handedly solving the housing crisis :clap1:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i didn't know shura was performing :love:

[Black Dagger]

She definitely has the worst live vocals of the pop bitches doesn't she.

[MB.]

Seriously though, give Grace Jones some bloody credit already

[Shaun]

why is Shura doing a Christine and the Queens impression

[MB.]

I wonder which of the boxes Skip Marley's hiding under

[Pete.]

'Are we tooonnne deaaafff'

[LukeB]

I wasn't sure about her blonde hair but she looks amazing.

[Will.]

im in one of the little houses moving about

[lewis111]

She's has so many bops but absolutely no vocal talent

[Crimson Dynamo]

bop

[Alf]

Even if you had no interest in him, refusing to respect those who do, writing off any tribute to him as "mawkish" before it even took place and then proceeding to slag off every part of it is plain ****ty behaviour, even by your standards

p.s. sorry you can't handle a tribute to one of Britain's greatest ever musicians at a British music awards ceremony xoIt went a bit over the top though, far too long and miserable. The public only know him because of his music, they don't have personal ties to him. So if you want to pay a tribute to him on a music show, then just play his music, no need for the emotional stuff, we want to be entertained when we watch these shows, not made to feel down.

Just my opinion.

[LukeB]

She definitely has the worst live vocals of the pop bitches doesn't she.

Have you not heard Britney Spears?

[T*]

I'm the skeleton

[Ross.]

Why is she so bad live welp

[Shaun]

what are John Major and Maggie Thatcher doing performing?

[Black Dagger]

Have you not heard Britney Spears?

I'm sure I can find a stand out of Britney sounding fine. Literally everything Katy does live sounds dire.

[Greg!]

Mess at this

[MB.]

Girl we all know you're a closet Republican, this is getting embarrassing

[T*]

DID ONE OF THE HOUSES FALL DOWN THE StAIRS

[Shaun]

Naomi to rant about Anohni being robbed :fc:

[Will.]

DID ONE OF THE HOUSES FALL DOWN THE StAIRS

That was me, the guy behind me pushed me.

[Denver]

Little Mix surely has this?

[MB.]

Nice drop of the word "piss" at exactly 9 o'clock

[Shaun]

oh for the love of god

[Denver]

Aww awesome Adele winning

[MB.]

Wow congrats to Adele on winning the Adele award!

[Ross.]

Am I imagining this or did she not win this last year too

[lewis111]

They must've tried to hard to make sure she won an award

[Ross.]

I love her :love:

[MB.]

Am I imagining this or did she not win this last year too

Yup

[Denver]

Remember when they created this for 1D

[Brother Leon]

Tottenham Queen :lovedup:

[LukeB]

Am I imagining this or did she not win this last year too

She did but :flutter: she deserves it again. The best of British.

[Kazanne]

Adele is fantastic and a talented star in the true meaning of the word

[MB.]

"Unfortunately, she couldn't be here tonight, so we're giving it to Dua Lipa instead"

[Alf]

This dominance of plastic music is coming to an end. Alternative will make a comeback. The political climate right now is far to great for it not too.

[T*]

Adele is so nice

[Ross.]

"Unfortunately, she couldn't be here tonight, so we're giving it to Dua Lipa instead"

:joker:

[Adamw92]

Why bother with this one? One Direction obviously have it in the bag.

[Denver]

Adele is a one of a kind she isnt up herself like 99% of the buisness

[Greg!]

Emma is doing really well :) love ha

[Denver]

Why bother with this one? One Direction obviously have it in the bag.

Little Mix have fans to rival them

[MB.]

Why does Ragin' Binman look like an extra in a porn knock-off of Game of Thrones

[Crimson Dynamo]

the chemistry

[LukeB]

Emma is doing really well :) love ha

I agree.

[Shaun]

Leave it to Kathy Burke to fully expose the meaning of Katy Perry's performance

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[hijaxers]

She definitely has the worst live vocals of the pop bitches doesn't she.

Last two acts absolutely dire

[Kazanne]

Adele is a one of a kind she isnt up herself like 99% of the buisness

True and she could wipe the floor with any of the performers tonight easily.

[Denver]

Not Dermott swearing

[LukeB]

it's after 9pm..

[MB.]

Ah yes, the Kanye memorial "audio muted" sign

[Brother Leon]

It's after 9. Don't mute it you fools.

[Shaun]

bit rude of the 1975 to interrupt Skepta's performance too

[Crimson Dynamo]

what the f is this mess?

:umm2:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Leave it to Kathy Burke to fully expose the meaning of Katy Perry's performance

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bcfgvfhgg i love her

[Ross.]

Stop silencing him

[Crimson Dynamo]

dizzy lite?

:laugh2:

[hijaxers]

it's after 9pm..

and he mixed his cats and dogs up

[Denver]

True and she could wipe the floor with any of the performers tonight easily.

Give me her using nothing but her voice then all the production everyone else uses anyday

[LukeB]

ok. I love this

[Shaun]

at least those 10 people in the audience seem to be enjoying it

[lewis111]

I would acctually rather watch Robbie Williams

[Alf]

What's with the 1984 style censorship?

Is that part of the song?

What is being censored?

[LukeB]

boy better know is soo 2005 though.

[lewis111]

It was literally just weird noise then muted for half the preformance

[Crimson Dynamo]

this is awful, like a some twat in kfc in Croydon on a sat night

:joker:

[Kazanne]

Give me her using nothing but her voice then all the production everyone else uses anyday

I agree, no help needed there.

[Brother Leon]

They butchered it just like the Kanye performance in 2015. Not surprised though.

[arista]

Swear Words

Alf

They have to mute some Gangsta Words
to a Song like that

[Shaun]

What song was it Kanye even performed again? I can't remember from the 10 words they aired.

[hijaxers]

What the point of 'shutdown' when they shut you up through most of it ?

[Denver]

Adele is now joint 2nd most successful act at the Brits with 9 wins Robbie is in the lead with 18

[arista]

this is awful, like a some twat in kfc in Croydon on a sat night

:joker:



It Sells LT

[Crimson Dynamo]

look at this twat

:joker:
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[Crimson Dynamo]

It Sells LT

so do sanitary pads

[Alf]

They butchered it just like the Kanye performance in 2015. Not surprised though.Got to cater for the hurt feelings brigade. It's better the rest of us miss out, than their feelings be hurt.

[hijaxers]

look at this twat

:joker:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/02/22/20/3D89480100000578-4249774-image-a-778_1487795273775.jpg

A Twat indeed

[Kazanne]

look at this twat

:joker:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/02/22/20/3D89480100000578-4249774-image-a-778_1487795273775.jpg

:laugh::laugh:

[Jack_]

screaming I always forget about the BRITs' trope of muting performances until it happens again

Not that it's my thing but quite why they attempt to represent grime and black artists more this year but censor most of the performance is beyond me

[Brother Leon]

What song was it Kanye even performed again? I can't remember from the 10 words they aired.

All Day. It was so awkward with the muting and people in the audience looking scared :laugh:

[Shaun]

As if there are 3 former Big Brother spin-off show hosts involved tonight

[Pete.]

An Alice and Emma reunion?

[Denver]

Drake tbh please not Bruno

[MB.]

Loving Alice, AJ and Jamie post-sex change here

[Shaun]

watch them try to justify giving this to Bruno over Drake (let alone the hipster ones lol)

edit: or don't!

[Crimson Dynamo]

screaming I always forget about the BRITs' trope of muting performances until it happens again

Not that it's my thing but quite why they attempt to represent grime and black artists more this year but censor most of the performance is beyond me

has it not progressed tho passed equality street by Rickey Gervais?

i mean that was truly awful

[Denver]

Yesssss

[LukeB]

Drake :clap1:

[Wizard.]

Alice ha return to BOTS?

[Crimson Dynamo]

i hate his magic shows

[Brother Leon]

"Wagwan"

Ffs :laugh:

[Kazanne]

I'm going to see him Thursday

[Denver]

Oh

[Shaun]

ok @ them not even bothering to show the nominees for these 2 :umm2:

[Crimson Dynamo]

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kings

[Jordan.]

OH

[Ross.]

Wait what just happened

[MB.]

lol ok @ them rushing past the international awards

[Denver]

Were they real awards?

[Jordan.]

EW

[MB.]

lol NO @ them rushing past the international awards for The Chainsmokers and ****ing Coldplay

[Wizard.]

"Exclusive just for the BRITS" no it's called promoting their single

[Shaun]

the disappointment on here when the "shock performance" is that Chainsmokers and Coldplay song that's just been posted

welp

[LukeB]

Beyonce winning :love: but bye at the international awards being rushed.

[T*]

I hate both ffs

[Pete.]

Rushing through International Female :umm2: :umm2:

[Denver]

They are not the 2 biggest acts on the planet though

[Crimson Dynamo]

:laugh2:


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[Wizard.]

When miss Lana Rey won International Female two years consecutively and it wasn't rushed :)

[Denver]

Mess at them not being allowed to say thank you for the wins

[Jordan.]

This is garbage

[Ross.]

Beyonce deserved better

[LukeB]

The chainsmokers songs always sound the same.

[Alf]

Can they please censor this sh1te?

[Jordan.]

Mess at them not being allowed to say thank you for the wins

As if Beyonce cares about a brit award

[MB.]

That's right, crowd, smother Chris Martin

[Pete.]

2 Chris Martin performances but no time for the international awards OK?

[Shaun]

this song sucks ass.

As if Beyonce cares about a brit award

Brit and Award would be nice names for the twins

[Alf]

I think he wants something just like this.

[Wizard.]

I hope they don't wheel Halsey out

[Ross.]

At least we don't need to suffer through the Chainsmokers live vocals

[Denver]

I am devastated for Sia

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

chris martin is actually hot

[Crimson Dynamo]

awful

[Denver]

Maybe dont book as many performances if you cant fit the awards in

[Amy Jade]

Did Little Mix win anything?

[Wizard.]

Little Mix when they win their 2nd BRIT of the night and Zayns penis shrinks by 3 inches

[Pete.]

Did Little Mix win anything?
Best Single!

[Withano]

Maybe dont book as many performances if you cant fit the awards in

They obviously done it cos neiher of them cba to make an acceptance speech

[Denver]

They obviously done it cos neiher of them cba to make an acceptance speech

Then dont give them the award

[Amy Jade]

Best Single!

Yessssssssaaas!!!!

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[Alf]

Did Little Mix win anything?Surely they'll win best booty shake?

[Denver]

They obviously done it cos neiher of them cba to make an acceptance speech

Then dont give them the award

Although i cant see the group turning down the chance to speak

[Withano]

Then dont give them the award

Award ceremonys have never been about awarding the person most likely to show up to the award ceremony!

[Amy Jade]

Little Mix when they win their 2nd BRIT of the night and Zayns penis shrinks by 3 inches

Zayns poor inverted penis

[Shaun]

Surely they'll win best booty shake?

Skepta cruelly snubbed again

[Denver]

Award ceremonys have never been about awarding the person most likely to show up to the award ceremony!

The Brits are known for preferring acts who turn up

[MB.]

Don't the break bumpers usually feature more than one artist

[Denver]

This is a pointless award

[Wizard.]

Zayns poor inverted penis

He's gonna have an inny. Poor Gigi Hadid.

[Denver]

Don't the break bumpers usually feature more than one artist

It is because he is getting the Icon award

[LukeB]

Simon Cowell to announce and accept the award?

[MB.]

Wow I wonder who Simon Cowell is about to give an award to

(hint: it isn't Jonas Blue)

[Ross.]

Nicole to break out into a Purple Rain performance?

[Alf]

Here he is, the man who destroyed music.

[Denver]

LM beat 1D please

[MB.]

Nicole was the worst XF judge last year, don't quote me

[Ross.]

Simon Cowell to announce and accept the award?

A mess

[Denver]

Boring

[Crimson Dynamo]

mess

[Kazanne]

Yesssss 1D great stuff

[Denver]

Funny how all of their awards have been fixed for them

[Amy Jade]

Oh. That video was horrible but happy for them beating zayn

[MB.]

"Here to accept the award is the only one who hasn't had any solo success!"

[Ross.]

Wow I love how close this group is

[Withano]

Did the Brits forget to send invites out or sumin?

[LukeB]

Liam to give that award to Cheryl for copying Girls Aloud song title about History?

[Shaun]

hmm anyway

[Ross.]

"Here to accept the award is the only one who hasn't had any solo success!"

:joker:

[Wizard.]

Zayns penis shrinking into a deep vag right now

[Alf]

Even he can't believe they're still winning these, his words.

[MB.]

Liam to give that award to Cheryl for copying Girls Aloud song title about History?

I can't believe Girls Aloud invented history!

[Denver]

Not him doing a new 7 Years