For £1million would you...

[lily.]

Here's a game. Ask a question. The next person answers, and asks another. All questions start with:

For £1million would you...


I'll start us off.





...eat a plate of dog sh*t?

[Mrluvaluva]

Ewwwwww! No! I'd just be sick!

Would you? Have sex with an old biddy, and snog them and everyfink (with their teeth out & in a glass of steredent by the bed), on a pee ridden mattress, while their partner watched, and pleasured themselves (Sick, I know)!

[Chrizzle]

Omfg no!

Strip live on TV.

[lily.]

Yes.

Kill an animal?



edit to add: Barry, you're a sick man!

[Bells]

Originally posted by Chrizzle
Omfg no!

Strip live on TV.

Probably yeah.

Shoot someone?

[lily.]

Ash, u jumped the queue! lol

[Bells]

Oops! :hugesmile:
Answer, 'kill an animal?'

[Mrluvaluva]

Where are we up to?

[lily.]

Would you kill an animal Barry?

[Mrluvaluva]

Kill an animal....mmmm........Yes

Would you.........appear in a porno movie?

[lily.]

No

Frame someone for a crime they did not commit?

[Mrluvaluva]

No

Would you, go to prison for 5 years?

[lily.]

No

Would you go into the witness protection program with ur immediate family only thus losing contact with everyone else in ur life?

[GiRTh]

Yes. ****** them


Lie to the British public to start a war in Iraq

[GiRTh]

^^Look up dumbbell^^

[GiRTh]

did you delete your post Ash?

[lily.]

Originally posted by GiRTh
Yes. ****** them


Lie to the British public to start a war in Iraq

No

Break up someone's marriage/relationship with a horrible lie?

[GiRTh]

yep for a mil...****** them

Participate in a gang bang

[Mrluvaluva]

yep

go with the same sex

[Bells]

Yeah

Eat a bowl of live bugs/spiders?

[Siouxsie]

no
walk naked for a day

[lily.]

Yes

Drink your own pee?

[Mrluvaluva]

Yes

Eat your own vomit? Ewwwwww

[lily.]

Yes

Beat up your best friend?

[Mrluvaluva]

No

have a surrogate child

[Chrizzle]

Its impossible so no:laugh:

Eat a spider

[Mrluvaluva]

lol

[lily.]

I would eat a spider for it, but I wouldn't have a surrogate child for it.

.. Lick a toilet bowl clean?

[Mrluvaluva]

How dirty is the toilet bowl?

[lily.]

It's like the one in trainspotting...

[Mrluvaluva]

Urrgghhh! No way jose!

Would you? Have sex with someone for £1M and risk your marriage!

[Emilee]

Yes - Depends how much i like the marriage

For 1 million would you bum a sheep?

[Ruth*Star]

Erm Bum a sheep or be rich! Yeah i would for a milisecond

For 1 Million Would You Never whatch tv for the rest of your life?

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Emilee
Yes - Depends how much i like the marriage

For 1 million would you bum a sheep?


Ewe! lol

[Mrluvaluva]

Yes Ruth (as long as I could still listen to music and read the papers)

Would you........jump out of a plane.

[Ruth*Star]

Yes i would

For 1 million would you bunjee jump of the tower in paris?

[Mrluvaluva]

Oh Ruth. I forgot to mention!

[Mrluvaluva]

There's no parachute!

[Ruth*Star]

Oh, if there was grass or some soft ground i still would.

[Mrluvaluva]

From 10,000 feet! lol

I would bungee off the Eiffel Tower. (if the elastic was long enough!)

Would you........marry someone u don't know?

[Sophii3x]

Hell yea! (but he will have to be good looking, funny and nice)

Would you turn gay?

[lily.]

Yes

Would you shave all your hair off and keep it off permanently?

[Princess]

No!

Would you live homeless for a week?

[lily.]

Yes

Would you inject yourself with Heroin?

[Mrluvaluva]

No way!

Would you..........appear on stage nude?

[lily.]

Yes. I don't have an issue with nudity.. just ask the many motorists I have flashed over the years. LoL

Would you eat a live fish?

[Dan_]

Yes, if it was possible lol.

Spit in a friends drink?

[Legend]

Course, they'd got over it once i gave them a couple of hundred for their trouble.

Would you live for 6 months without seeing any family or friends?

[Sunny_01]

Hell yes I could live with the peace and quiet for 6 months for a million quid!

Would you stick your head in a bucket of vomit?

[Princess]

Yeah gross but I'd get over it!

Would you give up music for a month?

[Legend]

I'd give it up for a good, i rarely listen to it anyway.

Would you never have kids for a million? [if you have kids... then turn back time, yeah?]

[Princess]

God no! I wouldn't not have children for all the money in the world

Would you give up drink?

[Legend]

Oh god. That's tough. Possibly but then i'd have to turn to drugs. :laugh:

That's too tough, i'd hate to have £1M and not be able to party without alcohol, it's like a car without petrol.

Would you give up sex? [and masterbation... a little added toughie.]

[Princess]

Well I've never had it :laugh: but in the future no I couldn't

Could you give up television for a year?

[Legend]

Too right. I couldn't for good but a year definatly.

For a million would you prostitue yourself? Remember, it's a MILLION pound. :tongue:

[Princess]

NO!

Would you give up the internet?(I sure as hell know I couldn't!)

[Legend]

Even if Mark Owen offered to pay you a million to sleep with him? I hope you still say no because it's the same thing. :wink:

Yeah i would. If i was a millionaire then i wouldn't need a computer, with all the money i'd be able to spend my days doing other stuff.

Would you live off fruit, veg and water for a year?

[Princess]

Oh god I'd sleep with Mark Owen for free! :whistle:

It'll be a crappy year sure but I could.

Would you give up your mobile for 6 months?

[Legend]

Yeah, with all that money i could use phoneboxes all day long. :laugh:

Would you live a month in a foreign country where you had no money, the clothes you arrived in and where you couldn't speak their language?

[Princess]

Hmmm well yeah I could always get a job!

Would you give up the majority of sentimental possesions?

[Dr43%er]

Yes. No probs.

Have the word "TWAT" tattooed on your forehead.

[Mrluvaluva]

[Mrluvaluva]

No way.

Would you............bathe in warm dog poo for half an hour?

[Dr43%er]

No.

Would you have the thumb on your primary hand surgically removed thus making it difficult but not impossible to grab stuff properly.

[Mrluvaluva]

Not at all

Would you........be buried alive for 24 hours (air pipe included).

[Emilee]

Yes.

Would you get locked in a dark room for 1 month.?? (water and food included)

[Mrluvaluva]

Do you get a loo?

[Dr43%er]

Yes.

Would you be nailed to a cross (like Dominic diamond went to do bet bottled it)


"Dominick Didnae : heart-warming story of how bottling it turned into spiritual, financial opportunity

Story bellow. Was on channel 5 a while back.

Media (ahem) "personality" Dominick Diamond revealed this week how a crisis of faith had led to spiritual and financial reward.

Professional tim, Dominick had planned to be crucified in The Philippines (the country, not an area of the body) but crapped it at the last minute, much to the amusement and derision of locals.

While most of us would pay good money to see speccy ex-head boy Dom have nails banged into him, (with or without cross, we’re not fussy) Dominick now claims that God told him not to be crucified.
Dom says that he has been spiritually born again and, (I’m not making this up), while awaiting crucifixion, the voice of God told him to leg it instead.

Professor Beaker of Aye Right Studies at Paisley University insists that Dom’s experience is more common than we think :

"Many people eschew dangerous or painful behaviours because a little voice inside says something like ‘if you stick your nadgers in a mangle it will hurt like ****,’ thus dissuading us from said, silly and dangerous act.
Instead of just ‘fessing up that he bottled it, the context demands of Dom that he comes up with an implausible and unverifiable reason for not going through with the crucifixion - that is because God told him not to. Jesus."

While The Bible tells us that virtue should be its own reward, no one’s told Dominick that, with a dvd out and a sequel planned, Dominick’s set to make scads of cash out of this deeply spiritual and personal experience which can be deeply and personally shared by forking over 2 quid for the dvd."

[lily.]

Originally posted by Dr43%er
Yes.

Would you be nailed to a cross ...


No

Would you have an eye removed?

[stacey]

no
would you run over your family pet using a bus?

[Mrluvaluva]

no :dog:

would you risk your life climbing everest to get to it?

[Sophii3x]

Yea! Iv'e climbed Snowdon, so I could try and climb Everest! :tongue:

Would you snog a pensioner?

[Mrluvaluva]

Yup!

Would you have one of your kidneys removed?

[lily.]

No

Would you swim with sharks for 10 minutes?

[stacey]

noooo way too scary

for a million would you have sex with a stranger

[Princess]

Sure! As long as it was safe!

Would you give up your pet(s)?

[Lil-Lindz]

No way lol
for a million would you drink ure own wee Lmao

[Sam]

Probably
For a million would you kill a thousand hamsters?

[Princess]

No!!!! God that would be so unvegetrain of me!

Would you become a veggie or unbecome one if you are?

[Mrluvaluva]

Yes

Would you absail down the Empire State building?

[Sophii3x]

No, I'd probably be dead after attempting it!

Would you ever eat a human being?

[Mrluvaluva]

No

Would you live in the jungle for a month on your own, having to find your own food?

[~Kizwiz~]

Hell No!

Would you get your bits pierced?

[Mrluvaluva]

You mean a prince albert? Owwww no!

Would you sleep with pigs in their sty for a month?

[~Kizwiz~]

Oh good god no!!!

(and yes I did mean one of those)

Would you eat a cat?

[Mrluvaluva]

No

Would you perform a space walk?

[~Kizwiz~]

Yes

would you walk over broken glass?

[Sophii3x]

Yea!

Would you drink another person's spit? (EWWW I know!!)

[~Kizwiz~]

Yuk... no

Wouold you drink your own pee?

[Sophii3x]

No!

Would you walk around the streets naked for an entire day?

[Mrluvaluva]

No

Would you sit in a room full of snakes and tarantulas for 24 hours?

[Sam]

No.

Would you run around the local bingo hall naked?

[lily.]

A lot of nudity questions in this thread. Bumping it for old times sake..

Would you skip Christmas completely for one year.. [no presents, no dinners, no tree, nothing]?

[Vicky.]

For a million, hell yeah!

Would you do a crap in the middle of the street a busy public place?

[Me. I Am Salman]

No
spend a week in a sex offenders jail

[thesheriff443]

the questions in this thread:shocked:.

[thesheriff443]

No
spend a week in a sex offenders jail

yes.
change your name to billy goat.

[Alf]

Yes


Would you spend a week living in Russell Grants dirty wash basket?

[lily.]

Nope.

Would you disown your family?

[thesheriff443]

Nope.

Would you disown your family?

no

a friend said he ate a spider for 50p so he would more than likely say yes to all that's been asked:shocked:
would you cross dress for 3 months without telling any one why you are doing it?

[Gstar]

yeah

would you burn down your home leaving everything inside? (apart from humans and animals obviously)

[lily.]

No.

Would you beat up a stranger?

[thesheriff443]

No.

Would you beat up a stranger?

how badly?

[Me. I Am Salman]

No.

Would you beat up a stranger?

Yes
Would you dab bleach on one of your fingertips?

[Nemo123]

Yes
Would you dab bleach on one of your fingertips?

I'd eat a plate of dog **** and use the bleach as a finger bowl.

Would you commit murder?

[Ammi]

..no..

..would you take a 'leap of faith'..jump off something, not knowing how far the bottom is..?...

[Nemo123]

..no..

..would you take a 'leap of faith'..jump off something, not knowing how far the bottom is..?...

Definitely not. That's like asking would I commit suicide. Having said that, I might, if I was suicidal. At least my beneficiaries would get a million.
Can't think of a question.