What does everyone do for a living?

[Ronald.]

Hi forum,

Was reading an article about jobs from hell and was going to ask what the worst job everyone has had is, but then realised I don't know what anyone does here!

I used to be a carpenter and was a bit of an odd jobs man before retiring. Word of mouth kind of business.

What does everyone do?

Ron.

[Vanessa]

I work in a factory.

[Wizard.]

I sell my pussy for bitcoins.

[Nicky91]

working on a farm, not now in the winter it's way too cold to be working outside :laugh:

[Ronald.]

working on a farm, not now in the winter it's way too cold to be working outside :laugh:

Ooh what's your farm like? Lots of chickens and cows and the such? R.

[Niamh.]

Book Keeping (accounts, payroll etc) exciting stuff :laugh:

[Denver]

I am working Part time in a restaurant

[Deirdre]

i've been out of a job for almost a year now. Going to go back to college to get a masters in september since no one will hire me. One job interviewer last week said she was 'put off' by my degree. Typical ****ty Ireland.

[Tom4784]

My main job is admin but I'm also a warehouse manager, the latter of which was meant to be an interim thing but it's becoming more likely to be permanent by the day.

[Drew.]

just blagging my way through life

[Drew.]

but no i do gardening/groundsman work for a family who own a lot of land and a farm but it's not really full time until the weather improves.

[Kazanne]

I am a teaching assistant at a special needs school,just 3 days a week.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Antiques dealer

http://i.imgur.com/6R3Tque.jpg?1

[y.winter]

DevOps/Cloud/Automation Engineer, IT.
https://media.giphy.com/media/XreQmk7ETCak0/giphy.gif

[Nicky91]

Ooh what's your farm like? Lots of chickens and cows and the such? R.

yeah :D

[King Gizzard]

lawyer

[Nicky91]

i've been out of a job for almost a year now. Going to go back to college to get a masters in september since no one will hire me. One job interviewer last week said she was 'put off' by my degree. Typical ****ty Ireland.

aw poor you, you seem quite smart from reading your posts on here :sad:

[Ronald.]

yeah :D

Sounds lovely! I'm jealous Nicky! R.

[Marsh.]

I'm a porn star.

[Nicky91]

Sounds lovely! I'm jealous Nicky! R.

okay :fan:

[RichardG]

full time uni student (if 6 hours a week can be called full time... :worry:) i try to apply for part time jobs but no one ever responds to my application

[Babayaro.]

Full time Journalism student and I do not have a job but lets not talk about that cause it will trigger me

[jennyjuniper]

I'm retired now, but before that I was a bit of a 'jack of all trades'. My favourite jobs were working as a cook and also working on a cruise ship.

[Nicky91]

I'm a porn star.

you queen :clap1:

[Marsh.]

you queen :clap1:

I love Friday's. We do anal and get a bonus in our pay packet.

[Glenn.]

Factory work. We make concrete segments

[Ronald.]

I'm a porn star.

That I believe! Ha ha! R.

[Will.]

Stripper.

[y.winter]

Stripper.

Waiting for the documentary. "same boring horny lads, same boring pole, same boring lingerie" :hehe:

[Deirdre]

aw poor you, you seem quite smart from reading your posts on here :sad:

aw thank u :hee:

[Daniel-X]

I'm an A-Level student who's literally ****ING DESPERATE for a part time job.

[Ronald.]

Waiting for the documentary. "same boring horny lads, same boring pole, same boring lingerie" :hehe:

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

That one cracked me up Winter!! Sat here laughing at the laptop. R.

[Ronald.]

Stripper.

Is that you or your celebrity alter ego Will? he he . R.

[LaLaLand]

I'm a freelance Portrait Artist/Illustrator!

[Crimson Dynamo]

Factory work. We make concrete segments

are you quite set in your ways?

:think:

[Firewire]

Full time student at university but that's coming to an end soon

I work in customer service for a housing association and have done that for over three years now and will probably become full time in May until something else comes up

[Ronald.]

are you quite set in your ways?

:think:

:joker: R.

[AnnieK]

Account manager in recruitment

[Livia]

Lawyer specialising in international law.

[thesheriff443]

I'm a full time wanker on my days off the wife fills in for me.
I'm also a part time gynocolagist evenings and weekEnds, not that busy but I like to keep my hand in.

[Rob!]

*points to sig*

[Crimson Dynamo]

Lawyer specialising in international law.

does that include the "jet-setting"?

[Kizzy]

lawyer

:fan:

[Kizzy]

Security guard/ MI5 agent.

[Mystic Mock]

I mock and still mock to this very day.

It's exhausting trying to come up with new ways to mock people.:hehe:

[smudgie]

Bed tester.


Retired lady of leisure with a cook/housekeeper and chauffeur ( good husband)

[Livia]

does that include the "jet-setting"?

It does LOL... if being crammed into economy for 5 hours+ and then doing nothing but work, then home again, counts as "jet-setting". And apparently now, it does.

[Glenn.]

are you quite set in your ways?

:think:

Is this a concrete joke

[Denver]

Is this a concrete joke

He is just trying to cement his place on the forum

[Glenn.]

Being a bit of a lime about it

[T*]

Student

[Withano]

Researcher / masters student

[LemonJam]

Currently floating between different temp jobs.