eviction shame in highgate village

[waterhog]

eviction shame in highgate village 12.03.17

with out even blinking
on me your door closed
i was distraught sniffing and drinking
now your shame is exposed.
our rent agreement was solid
provided always was the reddies
i forgave human feces that were sordid
in return were poems on queen george and freddies.
a new career reunites
but my back i am turning
not playing the card for human rights
for the red box i am not yearning.
let them in to fly post
little or no reward
closing the red box i will always toast
its how i found the message board.

https://postimg.org/image/s6pz1zf79/8eecf4e6/

[Gusto Brunt]

THE VILLAGE IDIOT

Years ago we had a village idiot
His name was Sid E. Ghet.
He stood 7 foot 3 and a bit
Most of the time he'd sit
He was so stupid he was brainy
Although his face was very veiny
Anyway, he went away to live some
Other place
Just in case I left a note in advance
And do you know, by chance, he read it.
'It said goodbye, you fool,
You were a right tool,
The best idiot this village had
To see you go is very sad.'

[Tozzie]

What became of Sid E. Ghet
When he finally closed that door
I bet he found another place
In a high rise flat, top floor
There was method in his madness
He knew that if the lift was broke
He'd be able to live in peace
Away from horrible folk
It's sad our Sid E. Ghet
Has shut himself away
All because the morons
Make fun of him each day
Our Sid can't help his height
It's the card that he was dealt
There's more to Sid than height
But no one understood him, he felt
It's with sadness I have to tell you
Our Sid, he's passed, he's gone
I hope he's happy in Heaven
When again he meets his Brother Ron

[Gusto Brunt]

What became of Sid E. Ghet
When he finally closed that door
I bet he found another place
In a high rise flat, top floor
There was method in his madness
He knew that if the lift was broke
He'd be able to live in peace
Away from horrible folk
It's sad our Sid E. Ghet
Has shut himself away
All because the morons
Make fun of him each day
Our Sid can't help his height
It's the card that he was dealt
There's more to Sid than height
But no one understood him, he felt
It's with sadness I have to tell you
Our Sid, he's passed, he's gone
I hope he's happy in Heaven
When again he meets his Brother Ron


Haha, very good. :):dance:

[Gusto Brunt]

PETER PANT

Peter Pant was Peter Pan's brother
They also had the same mother
Different dad, though, it's very sore
Not seen him since he went out the door.

While Peter Pan looked young and that
Peter Pant had a face that looked like a raggy old mat

One day Pan and Pant went fishing
And Pant went missing

He was later found, in women's clothes
If you're a girl, probably like yours

Pan said, what's going, Peter?
Pant said, not Peter, Petra

My new name
That's the game
From now on
I am no son. :p

[Tozzie]

PETER PANT

Peter Pant was Peter Pan's brother
They also had the same mother
Different dad, though, it's very sore
Not seen him since he went out the door.

While Peter Pan looked young and that
Peter Pant had a face that looked like a raggy old mat

One day Pan and Pant went fishing
And Pant went missing

He was later found, in women's clothes
If you're a girl, probably like yours

Pan said, what's going, Peter?
Pant said, not Peter, Petra

My new name
That's the game
From now on
I am no son. :p

Hilarious, love it! :hee:

[Tozzie]

Peter Pans Sister Petra,
used to be Peter Pans Brother
It all got very confusing,
even to Peter & Petras Mother
The Mother said, who the hells Petra
I bore a son not a raggy mat daugher!
She asked Peter 'take Petra fishing'
Make sure that Petra goes missing
When you bring back my Peter Pant Son
We'll celebrate with a hot cross bun

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

[waterhog]

great stuff you lot - really made my day.


just off out to find the missing one :conf:

[Tozzie]

great stuff you lot - really made my day.


just off out to find the missing one :conf:

Let me know when you find her hahahahaha:joker:

[waterhog]

you will hear me raw - don't you worry about that.

[Gusto Brunt]

Peter Pans Sister Petra,
used to be Peter Pans Brother
It all got very confusing,
even to Peter & Petras Mother
The Mother said, who the hells Petra
I bore a son not a raggy mat daugher!
She asked Peter 'take Petra fishing'
Make sure that Petra goes missing
When you bring back my Peter Pant Son
We'll celebrate with a hot cross bun

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

:joker::joker::joker:

[Gusto Brunt]

ALBERT MORRIS

Albert Morris was a lovable bloke
To say he could kiss any girl was no joke
He even charmed Little Miss Bell
And then made her life hell
By singing and dancing all night
Which caused them to fight
'Stop this singing and dancing!' I plead
'You're making me go to seed.
Said Miss Bell,
Oh what the hell
They got married in June, I'm happy to say
Still together now till this day. :)

[Tozzie]

Albert Morris and Little Miss Bell
Oh yes, at first they sure did gel
But the fighting grated on her last nerve
She aimed her bike at him, then did a swerve
She got to thinking, I love him really
Even when he shows off and pulls a wheelie
They bought a tandem, zoomed down the street
together 50 years later, now isn't that sweet
:hee:

[MB.]

...you had to be there, I guess

[Gusto Brunt]

Albert Morris and Little Miss Bell
Oh yes, at first they sure did gel
But the fighting grated on her last nerve
She aimed her bike at him, then did a swerve
She got to thinking, I love him really
Even when he shows off and pulls a wheelie
They bought a tandem, zoomed down the street
together 50 years later, now isn't that sweet
:hee:

:joker::joker: