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the truth
19-03-2017, 04:13 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/03/16/should-larry-sacked-number-10-mouser-seen-letting-mouse-run/

troubling times at number 10 for larry the cat, who appears to have lost his eye of the tiger, allowing a rodent to run free

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/03/16/should-larry-sacked-number-10-mouser-seen-letting-mouse-run/

It seems now reaching his tenth year, Larry is getting complacent, maybe too much caviar around his midriff.. his position is under pressure from gladstone the cat in the treasury and palmerstone in the foreign office:bawling:

arista
19-03-2017, 06:34 PM
Yes a Younger Cat is needed fast

the truth
19-03-2017, 06:46 PM
Yes a Younger Cat is needed fast

ageism lol

UserSince2005
19-03-2017, 07:43 PM
ageism lol

oh god dont start this forum off :facepalm:

waterhog
19-03-2017, 07:56 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/03/16/should-larry-sacked-number-10-mouser-seen-letting-mouse-run/

troubling times at number 10 for larry the cat, who appears to have lost his eye of the tiger, allowing a rodent to run free

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/03/16/should-larry-sacked-number-10-mouser-seen-letting-mouse-run/

It seems now reaching his tenth year, Larry is getting complacent, maybe too much caviar around his midriff.. his position is under pressure from gladstone the cat in the treasury and palmerstone in the foreign office:bawling:


leave the cat alone - fits in well the government - very incompetent.

( if they was to rid the puss puss - I am sure they will claim it on expenses and it won't be the first puss puss to be claimed for. ) :shrug:

user104658
19-03-2017, 09:24 PM
"Prime Minister of the United Kingdom seeks fresh pussy"

longstar
24-03-2017, 01:06 AM
that won't happen, larry is ten now and has another three years left before he moves out of number ten, and hangs up his mp collar, and its one of the staff workers who are heading for retirement that's picked to take him with them, larry is just one in a long line of cats, who where rat catchers at downing street, and in a few years into his retirement, having a long sleep and perhaps dreaming of the days when he was on familiar terms with the rich and powerful,

the truth
24-03-2017, 01:19 AM
that won't happen, larry is ten now and has another three years left before he moves out of number ten, and hangs up his mp collar, and its one of the staff workers who are heading for retirement that's picked to take him with them, larry is just one in a long line of cats, who where rat catchers at downing street, and in a few years into his retirement, having a long sleep and perhaps dreaming of the days when he was on familiar terms with the rich and powerful,

good to know larry doesnt have to work till 70 to get his pension....