Sick jokes debate.

[Beso]

my girlfriend is just back from the doctors he doesnt know if its alzeimhers or aids doctor said drop her four miles from your house if she comes home dont shag her .

[Babayaro.]

Neither. It's ****.

[Ashley.]

What did any of us do to deserve this joke?

[Northern Monkey]

It's not the best i've heard.
I'd get banned for most of my jokes.

[Firewire]

You lost me at "my girlfriend"

[Beso]

It's not the best i've heard.
I'd get banned for most of my jokes.

Pm me some.:thumbs:

[UserSince2005]

Girls cant get aids. only gays.

[RichardG]

Neither. It's ****.

^

[MB.]

clever
adjective
quick to understand, learn, and devise or apply ideas; intelligent.

joke
noun
a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.

[Beso]

Neither. It's ****.

Thats what i said when i got told it last night.

[Jordan.]

You're a sick sick bitch

[ebandit]

You lost me at "my girlfriend"

me too.....................i've never had a girlfriend

as to the joke..............................it failed pretty miserably on the
sickometer

.................bring on your funniest grubbiest lowest jokes...............

Mark L

[Withano]

Neither. It's ****.

:joker:

[user104658]

I don't understand. Is this a sick jokes thread, or a bad jokes thread?

[Niamh.]

Neither. It's ****.

This really ^

It's just not funny really, not because it's sick, it's just unfunny :shrug:

[Beso]

This really ^

It's just not funny really, not because it's sick, it's just unfunny :shrug:

The debate isnt if its funny though fgs.

[T*]

https://68.media.tumblr.com/464ac87d25fae2903ec84951dd3e3f6e/tumblr_omwwxlRCPv1v9roxto1_400.gif

delete this thread

[Black Dagger]

Jokes tend to be funny though x

[Beso]

https://68.media.tumblr.com/464ac87d25fae2903ec84951dd3e3f6e/tumblr_omwwxlRCPv1v9roxto1_400.gif

delete this thread

Why would you want it deleted precious, is it cause i posted it?

[T*]

Why would you want it deleted precious, is it cause i posted it?

no because of the following reasons
-the joke wasn't funny to start with
-there is nothing to debate bc the joke wasn't funny or controversial

[Beso]

no because of the following reasons
-the joke wasn't funny to start with
-there is nothing to debate bc the joke wasn't funny or controversial

Theres nothing to debate cause its been shut down by simpletons more worried about how funny the joke isnt than the actual thing offered for debate.

[Northern Monkey]

How d'ya get Pikachu onto a bus?

[Northern Monkey]

Poke em on

[Marsh.]

Being controversial about aids, is this 1985?

At least throw in a couple of trans-people lines to freshen it up a bit.

[Northern Monkey]

What group activity do nine out of ten people enjoy?

[Jamie89]

The debate isnt if its funny though fgs.

What is the debate exactly? :laugh: The only thing in the OP is the joke, so people commenting on whether they find it funny or not is understandable to be fair.

[Jamie89]

I only know one joke but I guess it's kinda sick

Why did the baker have brown hands?

Because he kneaded a poo

[Jamie89]

It's funnier if you say it out loud actually

[Rob!]

I only know one joke but I guess it's kinda sick

Why did the baker have brown hands?

Because he kneaded a poo

http://img.pandawhale.com/post-35015-honey-whats-happening-gif-Will-MkJN.gif

[Marsh.]

I only know one joke but I guess it's kinda sick

Why did the baker have brown hands?

Because he kneaded a poo

I just said it out loud and got really weird looks.

[Marsh.]

What group activity do nine out of ten people enjoy?

Bukkake?

[Northern Monkey]

Bukkake?

Close

[Jamie89]

http://img.pandawhale.com/post-35015-honey-whats-happening-gif-Will-MkJN.gif

https://media.giphy.com/media/3o6MboXQ0hfyTqyf4s/giphy.gif

I just said it out loud and got really weird looks.

They were probably just trying to hold in laughter

[Withano]

Poke em on

Sick. Hope you get banned for this.

[user104658]

A Scottish man, and English man and an Irish man all walk into a bar.

They say "ouch".



.. HehehehHEHEHE

[JerseyWins]

I'm offended that this joke is still being told by people. I heard it like 10 years ago and it wasn't great then either tbh.

Bukkake?
That's a good one :joker:

[waterhog]

I am going to give up poetry - this is no joke.:joker:

[user104658]

Bukkake?

Err no everyone involved loves that they always say so at the end, they are warm and happy :hmph:

[Babayaro.]

Bukkake?

:joker::joker:

[Marsh.]

Err no everyone involved loves that they always say so at the end, they are warm and happy :hmph:

What about the poor sod in the middle?

[user104658]

What about the poor sod in the middle?

They always smile and say how much they have enjoyed the experience! Tut. I dunno. I'm starting to think you've never even watched a bukkake :(.

They say they are pleased and I choose to believe it. You just have to ignore those cold, dead, cum-splattered eyes.

[Marsh.]

They always smile and say how much they have enjoyed the experience! Tut. I dunno. I'm starting to think you've never even watched a bukkake :(.

They say they are pleased and I choose to believe it. You just have to ignore those cold, dead, cum-splattered eyes.

:joker::joker::joker:

[the truth]

funny