Had man flu all last week

[Gusto Brunt]

It was bl**dy awful. :mad: And I think my brother gave it to me, but he denies it.

He came over to where I live and he was sniffling and blowing his nose. I said 'cold alert!' And I put my hand over my mouth.

He said, 'no it's hay fever'.

But it wasn't. And that night I got sweaty, and my nose started to run. :mad:

Then I started coughing during the night and in the morning I felt exhausted. Coughing my guts up, sneezing, sore throat and nose running.

Luckily I work from home so I managed to do something but not a lot.

The house food and drink went down so had to order some in, £5 delivery fee on Sunday! Total cost £55.

But feeling better now. Sir Elton John has my sympathy. :)

[Niamh.]

Congratulations on your survival

http://i.imgur.com/mlgJXpE.jpg?1

[Gusto Brunt]

^^ Thanks. :D :D

[ebandit]

.................pheeeewwwwwww..........you're still here gusto

..........how come ya did not get to put your feet up in intensive care like wor elton?

Mark L

ps yesterday sitting in the grass..............a friend observed 'ya divvunt wanna sit on the wet grass ya'll get pneumonia'...........'...............of course i replied 'nah........i.m rock ard me'

[Gusto Brunt]

^^

Aye wor Elt got the double whammy. He got flu and his wig started to molt! :D

http://oi63.tinypic.com/i355vo.jpg

[mizzy25]

same

[Firewire]

same

:joker:

[Gusto Brunt]

same

The cough was the worst. :mad:

[Cherie]

poor Gusto :bawling:

[Ashley.]

Congratulations on your survival

http://i.imgur.com/mlgJXpE.jpg?1

:joker:

These men, don't they just suffer!

[Gusto Brunt]

poor Gusto :bawling:

:joker::joker::joker:

[Deirdre]

i had it too, but I'm a woman. so woman flu? or just regular flu? It was pretty bad

[thesheriff443]

Do shape up!

[Gusto Brunt]

i had it too, but I'm a woman. so woman flu? or just regular flu? It was pretty bad

You fort it.:fist:

[Gusto Brunt]

Or fought it, even. :p :D

[waterhog]

gusto - you are a solider - you will be victorious - just think poetry

sniff sniff out the nose
coff coff through the teeth
spread share and expose
hope you was not sunbaking nude on heath.
gusto are you feeling better
I have to be blunt
poem reply with a beautiful letter
then on form will be the brunt.

[Gusto Brunt]

^^^

Haha, Waterhog. :D

So I was ill
No need for a will
Had a cough and splutter
Felt like I was in the gutter
Nose ran like a race
Cold was on my case.
Now I am well
No longer in the cold cell
Smile of my face
The cold I did chase. :D

[thesheriff443]

[QUOTE=Gusto Brunt;9292653]^^^

Haha, Waterhog. :D

So I was ill
No need for a will
Had a cough and splutter
Felt like I was in the gutter
Nose ran like a race
Cold was on my case.
Now I am well
No longer in the cold cell
Smile of my face
The cold I did chase. :D[/QUOTE
What a sad case

[Gusto Brunt]

^^

And not a disgrace. ;) :p :D

[Livia]

I heard on the radio last week that it's a good thing that women go through labour and chilbirth because it gives them some idea of what men go through when they get a cold.

[Gusto Brunt]

^^

Yeah women are tougher than men. I mean, that once a month thing would kill me.

[Livia]

^^

Yeah women are tougher than men. I mean, that once a month thing would kill me.

Never trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die.

[Gusto Brunt]

Never trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die.

Yeah....:fist: