The Toilet Seat

[jaxie]

I have a nephew who drives his mother crazy leaving the toilet seat up. When she complains he will say things like if men and women are equal a woman is as capable of putting it down as he is. It almost has become a rebellious game with him but I have noticed he also leaves the seat up when visiting me. His mum is really worried this is becoming the norm and that people he visits will think him badly mannered and rude. He's a young adult so not a child really.

Anyone have any thoughts about the toilet seat or advice for his mum? :shrug:

[Northern Monkey]

If anyone complains about it being up i usually leave it down and piss on it

:dog:

[Babayaro.]

If anyone complains about it being up i usually leave it down and piss on it

:dog:

Bit weird that

[Marsh.]

When she complains he will say things like if men and women are equal a woman is as capable of putting it down as he is.

Except, if he's the only one lifting it up, he should put it back down afterwards.

[Marsh.]

If anyone complains about it being up i usually leave it down and piss on it

:dog:

Do you treat your women like that?

[Northern Monkey]

Do you treat your women like that?

What piss on em?

Only if they really really want me to

[Northern Monkey]

Except, if he's the only one lifting it up, he should put it back down afterwards.

So would that rule of thumb be the same in my gaff with three males and only one female?

[ebandit]

.................gotta get me a proper pub type urinal....................

..........complete with tab end floaters

Mark L

[Kizzy]

It this the level of serious debates now? :joker:

[ebandit]

..............over to general chat........in........................

Mark L

[Marsh.]

So would that rule of thumb be the same in my gaff with three males and only one female?

What? That people tidy and clean up after themselves? Yeah. Not sure what the gender numbers has to do with it.

You use something? You leave it as you found it when you're finished. A fairly simple thing.

[Northern Monkey]

What? That people tidy and clean up after themselves? Yeah. Not sure what the gender numbers has to do with it.

You use something? You leave it as you found it when you're finished. A fairly simple thing.

Right so if my misses finds the seat up she should put it back up when she's finished?I'll tell her

[Marsh.]

Right so if my misses finds the seat up she should put it back up when she's finished?I'll tell her

But she won't find it up if the three males are putting it down after themselves. :smug:

[Northern Monkey]

But she won't find it up if the three males are putting it down after themselves. :smug:

Or three males won't find it down if she puts it back up after herself....

[Marsh.]

Or three males won't find it down if she puts it back up after herself....

But down is it's natural position.

Otherwise you'd have to put it down yourself for a poo.

[Shaun]

not sure Serious Debates & News Stories is strong and stable enough to deal with a subject this heavy and contentious.

[Tozzie]

But down is it's natural position.

Otherwise you'd have to put it down yourself for a poo.

This.

[Northern Monkey]

But down is it's natural position.

Otherwise you'd have to put it down yourself for a poo.

Down is only the natural position after a poo.Not after a wee.Suppose three males go for a wee before the female.No pooing is needed at this time.Then up is the natural position.
The natural position is the position it spends most of its time.More wees are needed than poos so in my gaff UP is the natural position.

[Marsh.]

Down is only the natural position after a poo.Not after a wee.Suppose three males go for a wee before the female.No pooing is needed at this time.Then up is the natural position.
The natural position is the position it spends most of its time.More wees are needed than poos so in my gaff UP is the natural position.

You can't make such an accurate assumption about anyone's bowel movements on any given day?

What if she rushes up there with diarrhoea, you're costing her precious seconds that may result in brown knickers.

[Niamh.]

I grew up in a house with 3 brothers and a dad so it was automatic to put the seat down when I went in the loo

[Northern Monkey]

You can't make such an accurate assumption about anyone's bowel movements on any given day?

What if she rushes up there with diarrhoea, you're costing her precious seconds that may result in brown knickers.

:laugh:

You win

[Tozzie]

You can't make such an accurate assumption about anyone's bowel movements on any given day?

What if she rushes up there with diarrhoea, you're costing her precious seconds that may result in brown knickers.
:joker::joker::joker:

[Marsh.]

:laugh:

You win

Your girlfriend can thank me for saving her underwear. :hee:

[Kazanne]

What? That people tidy and clean up after themselves? Yeah. Not sure what the gender numbers has to do with it.

You use something? You leave it as you found it when you're finished. A fairly simple thing.

You tell em Marsh.:wavey: those pesky peasants.:hehe:

[smudgie]

Ok.
I find if you take the seat off (especially midwinter) it does the trick.
Those little..and not so little botties on the cold loo has them begging for the seat back and promising to put it down after them.:joker:

[Marsh.]

Ok.
I find if you take the seat off (especially midwinter) it does the trick.
Those little..and not so little botties on the cold loo has them begging for the seat back and promising to put it down after them.:joker:

:joker::joker::joker:

[Northern Monkey]

Ok.
I find if you take the seat off (especially midwinter) it does the trick.
Those little..and not so little botties on the cold loo has them begging for the seat back and promising to put it down after them.:joker:

You're evil.That's definitely a Tory policy.

[smudgie]

You're evil.That's definitely a Tory policy.

You have to outwit the little beggars or they run rings around you.:laugh:

[MB.]

I assumed this was the new chat thread

[Alf]

I've never got why this is such an issue.

There is no right or wrong way to have it.

Very snobbish behaviour indeed.

[Marsh.]

I've never got why this is such an issue.

There is no right or wrong way to have it.

Very snobbish behaviour indeed.

You'd be snobbish too if you had to keep throwing out underwear.

[jaxie]

Ok.
I find if you take the seat off (especially midwinter) it does the trick.
Those little..and not so little botties on the cold loo has them begging for the seat back and promising to put it down after them.:joker:

Oh good idea! Can see from other responses that this is an international issue of contention.

[jaxie]

I've never got why this is such an issue.

There is no right or wrong way to have it.

Very snobbish behaviour indeed.

Well I have to explain from a ladies point of view that it it can be quite disastrous to get up in the night a bit fuzzy and sleepy and literally fall in the toilet. :fist:

[Beso]

Tell the mum to piss on his pillow.

[AnnieK]

I live in a house with 3 males.....it takes .5 seconds to put the seat down if I go after them. It's not worth the constant nagging...

[Beso]

I dont fully understand this.

Should.men put the sit on bit down after lifting it for a piddle?

Cause if its down when mem go in then the womans just left it sitting knowing full well that twat over there is going to be next in.

Fyi...that seat covering is pointless no matter how much material you shove on it.

[Marsh.]

the sit on bit down

Have you had a drink?

[Marsh.]

Anyway, my habit when I was a kid was not bothering to lift the lid and at random intervals throughout the day you'd hear the ladies of the household scream out as their buttocks hit a puddle of pee.

[Jordan.]

I assumed this was the new chat thread

2, quite apt

[Calderyon]

I also thought that this was a chat thread, so i rushed to make my one and only post in it. Disappointed.

[Kizzy]

Glue something to the cistern so the seat won't stay up, and he'll have to hold it up have a wee then put it down :)

[Beso]

I also thought that this was a chat thread, so i rushed to make my one and only post in it. Disappointed.

We need some light relief in here.:party:

[user104658]

Genuine question: Why do people need to put it up in the first place? Do most males really struggle with their aim that much? I get it straight down the middle into the water with pinpoint accuracy so... never bother putting it up in the first place :joker:.

[Alf]

Genuine question: Why do people need to put it up in the first place? Do most males really struggle with their aim that much? I get it straight down the middle into the water with pinpoint accuracy so... never bother putting it up in the first place :joker:.The William Tell of toilet users.

[Niamh.]

I live in a house with 3 males.....it takes .5 seconds to put the seat down if I go after them. It's not worth the constant nagging...
Yeah, honestly I'd rather put tbe seat down than sit on a pissy seat

[Niamh.]

Genuine question: Why do people need to put it up in the first place? Do most males really struggle with their aim that much? I get it straight down the middle into the water with pinpoint accuracy so... never bother putting it up in the first place :joker:.
You only have female small people remember

[user104658]

The William Tell of toilet users.

Oliver Queen thanks, I'm not 90 :hmph:

[Alf]

Oliver Queen thanks, I'm not 90 :hmph:I had to google him.

I'm so out of touch.

[Brillopad]

I have a nephew who drives his mother crazy leaving the toilet seat up. When she complains he will say things like if men and women are equal a woman is as capable of putting it down as he is. It almost has become a rebellious game with him but I have noticed he also leaves the seat up when visiting me. His mum is really worried this is becoming the norm and that people he visits will think him badly mannered and rude. He's a young adult so not a child really.

Anyone have any thoughts about the toilet seat or advice for his mum? :shrug:

Superglue! :laugh: