Caption contest

[Alf]

Best caption becomes an honorary Garnett for the day.


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[Niamh.]

Imaginary Chair Golf with Donald Trump

[Nicky91]

Donald Trump the king of golf :laugh:

[thesheriff443]

Daz good mr trump, you will tell me ze pin number

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

old people are gross

[thesheriff443]

Merkal says you better pray I don't pull my twelve inches out bitch

[Josy]

*Look at the state of that barnet*

[Denver]

Merkal: Fancy a BJ

Trump: Come on little man don't let me down now

[Livia]

Merkel: You know vat ve call you here in Deutschland? Ve call you Herr Hair.

[thesheriff443]

See mr trump, I'm dressed as a James bond villain.

[thesheriff443]

She says, trump nuts roasting on an open fire, this is good no?

[Lostie!]

Daz good mr trump, you will tell me ze pin number

:joker:

[thesheriff443]

Praying wont save you from my frankfurter

[Alf]

Merkel: "What did I tell you about the Russians"?

Trump: "Don't talk to them"

Merkel: "And what have you done"?

Trump: "Told them everything"

Merkel: "You're a naughty boy, who needs to be punished, aren't you"?

Trump: "Yes"