Apologies to all forum members.

[Mrluvaluva]

I am sorry. I could not find any Jade or Danielle stories today for your amusement. This must be a first. Has the well dried up? lol

[~Kizwiz~]

Baz you crack me up

[Red Moon]

You missed this one then:

Prince William/Jade Goody Celebrity Love Match Latest

Prince William, recently dumped by decidedly ordinary Kate Middleclass, is to try his luck with someone a few steps down the social ladder - and the evolutionary scale! - ex-Big Brother and Celebrity Big Brother slug Jade Goody.

The Prince, who had been told by advisors that he should "live a little" and "mix it" with the knuckle-dragging classes, and has decided to go as low as one could go, and has contacted "old fishface" for a date.

Jade, from the lowest of the Lower Non-working Class, and out of the limelight since her 'Shilpa Shetty Glory Days', is eager to be noticed again after the recent slump in her fortunes.

It's thought that William, himself, was interested in "kissing" Shetty, until his grandad intervened and gave him a stern talking-to on the subject.

Jade is a big fan of the Prince's mother, Princess Diana, and owns a huge collection of crockery with the face of the Princess of Hearts on it. She also has a copy of the Sir Elton John CD 'Goodbye England's Rose', although she couldn't understand why the quirky singer referred to her thus when her name was clearly 'Diana'.

Certain to become known as The Odd Couple, William and Jade had intended to travel to the Caribbean to see England take part in the semi-finals of the Cricket World Cup, but they have now abandoned this stupid plan.

Instead, Jade is to give the Prince a guided tour of Billingsgate Fish Market.

"Marvellous innit?" said the out-of-work beast.

Source (http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i17544)

[Mrluvaluva]

PMSL. Spoilsport! She better not come near Billingsgate market or I'll have her! lol

[GiRTh]

No Danielle in her undies? What am I supposed to do?

[Red Moon]

Originally posted by GiRTh
No Danielle in her undies? What am I supposed to do?

Admin are here to help :thumbs:

Picture here (http://www.juvenilehumor.com/images/dailypoa/20061107_DanielleLloyd/Danielle%2001%20(Large).jpg)

[GiRTh]

Nice one Red.

[Mrluvaluva]

And now for the impossible task Red! Find a sexy pic of Jade. lol. Bet u can't do that!

[GiRTh]

Blimey. I'm glad you didn't give him a time limit.

[Red Moon]

Originally posted by MrLuvaLuva
And now for the impossible task Red! Find a sexy pic of Jade. lol. Bet u can't do that!

Got one! {click her} (http://offshore.ipbhost.com/uploads/post-2255-1123189557.jpg)
You forgot to say which Jade.... LOL

[~Kizwiz~]

hee hee hee.... nice one Red

[Mrluvaluva]

WTF? That ain't Jade.

[~Kizwiz~]

You didnt say which Jade...... you just said Jade :laugh:

[Mrluvaluva]

Oh I see the text now. That's cheating. You ain't playing fair!

[lily.]

Hola! :dance2:

[Mrluvaluva]

Look what the cat dragged in.

[Red Moon]

Originally posted by MrLuvaLuva
Oh I see the text now. That's cheating. You ain't playing fair!

May be not but I bet GiRTh appreciated it, he has gone all quiet.

[lily.]

Originally posted by MrLuvaLuva
Look what the cat dragged in.

Meow :wink:

[GiRTh]

Good post Red. I liked it, I can't tell you how much but it was greatly appreciated.

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by GiRTh
Good post Red. I liked it, I can't tell you how much but it was greatly appreciated.


Bet you have printed it off already and it's all stuck together. lol

[GiRTh]

aye.

[lily.]

You dirty bastard. You might have waited til you got home. Have you no shame. Wanking at the office. tut tut.

[Red Moon]

Originally posted by Stropz
You dirty b******. You might have waited til you got home. Have you no shame. w****** at the office. tut tut.

As if you never did it when you were working.

[lily.]

HaHa.. you would be surprised at what I did when I was supposed to be working.. and more importantly, you would be surprised at who I did when I was supposed to be working!

[Red Moon]

Originally posted by Stropz
HaHa.. you would be surprised at what I did when I was supposed to be working.. and more importantly, you would be surprised at who I did when I was supposed to be working!

James? ....... LOL

[lily.]

LMMFAO!!! Well there was this one time.........................................

[~Kizwiz~]

LOL.... and Red...... your no angel on that front :blush2:

[Red Moon]

Takes two to tango my sweet :wink:

[~Kizwiz~]

Ahhhh them were the days :blush2:

[Mrluvaluva]

Ahhh! You are ruining my lovely thread. :bawling:
Storms off. Kicks cat. :shocked:

[lily.]

Controversial Barry.