Last night I was abducted by aliens

[Wizard.]

I'm really freaking out so I think I've been abducted by aliens- not just last night but for God knows how long I just think last night I managed to escape before they could inject me with their forgetful syrum (I have a swollen neck and a mark where they enter the syringe)

I saw lights under my bedroom window and went to check and there was a UFO outside my window and they abducted me and then returned me home but I remember them (albeit all a tad fuzzy) and I could hear their spaceship outside I'm freaking out this isn't a joke!

[Nicky91]

:umm2: :umm2:

:joker: :joker: :joker:

[Wizard.]

:umm2: :umm2:

:joker: :joker: :joker:

It's not funny Nicky how would you like it? They've been experimenting on me no wonders I've felt sick for so long!

[Nicky91]

It's not funny Nicky how would you like it? They've been experimenting on me no wonders I've felt sick for so long!

do aliens really exist, and what do they look like :think:

[Wizard.]

do aliens really exist, and what do they look like :think:

I can't remember what they look like I just remember the pain

[Morgan.]

Are you being serious?! :o

[Josy]

Ohh

[Crimson Dynamo]

I usually wake up with a sore rectum from their probes?

[Daniel-X]

I also have been abducted by aliens, they looked like this

http://www.mascotdesigngallery.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/alien4.jpg

[Jordan.]

I want to believe

[Vicky.]

I hope they impregnated you. I want to see a alien/human hybrid. Which incidentally I think is the reason for abductions, they need to use is to reproduce for some reason.

[Jarrod]

http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/2015/08/whats-the-truth-stop-sign-oprah.gif

[thesheriff443]

I'm really freaking out so I think I've been abducted by aliens- not just last night but for God knows how long I just think last night I managed to escape before they could inject me with their forgetful syrum (I have a swollen neck and a mark where they enter the syringe)

I saw lights under my bedroom window and went to check and there was a UFO outside my window and they abducted me and then returned me home but I remember them (albeit all a tad fuzzy) and I could hear their spaceship outside I'm freaking out this isn't a joke!

You need to go to hospital, and you will be sectioned.

[reece(:]

Tila Tequila hew?

[Wizard.]

This is all true I can't believe nobody believes me :(

[JerseyWins]

I believe it

https://68.media.tumblr.com/05d50e35d51c80bf670eab96e5845969/tumblr_inline_nsqk3rQ2PY1rbb08b_500.gif

[Mystic Mock]

I won't rule it out as I do believe that Aliens exist.

[Firewire]

pity they brought you back

[Wizard.]

pity they brought you back

Rude!

[Wizard.]

I won't rule it out as I do believe that Aliens exist.

They do I saw with my own eyes.