9PM Ch5HD Celebrity Big Brother Discussion Weds. 9/8/17

[arista]

9PM
nice


Its due to that other
series at 10PM CH5HD/Viacom
a Love Island Clone
with Medical staff and technicians

So 10 levels above ITV2HD soft porn

[arista]

HARD WORKING Ryland
is 11PM on 5* tonight
sadly non HD
so he can have less slop on his face




5* HD
is coming soon
Viacom USA to set it up .
Then Ryland better Sharpen UP
The Best Hire that show has
had for long time is that POSH Fella
that reads the Worldwide Tweets.
loads want to hire him
even LBC Global.

[tanussa]

bots on 5* at 11pm tonight instead of ch5

[arista]

bots on 5* at 11pm tonight instead of ch5


Thank You
tanussa

WILL CORRECT

[arista]

Will there be any Spirit Breaking
next with "Derek"

Young lass
on the TV just before it starts

[Glenn-C]

Evening all

[LukeB]

Evening all

Evening.

[arista]

Evening all

Hi


ON NOW

DAY 8 "SPOOKS"

[MB.]

Good old demonstrations of the supernatural

[LukeB]

That was one long warning

[Owen19]

'Demonstrations of the supernatural'

[Glenn-C]

Not demonstrations of the supernatural

[Mec]

demonstrations of the supernatural dnna0ifndsksdma screaming

[Amy Jade]

Poor Sarah :(

[LukeB]

Jemma calling Sarah a slag :umm2:

[Greg!]

Howling at that warning

[Jake.]

Imagine Jemma referring to anybody else as a "little slag" lmao

[arista]

That was one long warning


LEGAL Necessity


LukeB

[Greg!]

Not a Janice mention

[Glenn-C]

Get that promo Janice

[Amy Jade]

Paul dragging poor Janice :omgno:

[Daniel-X]

Why is Paul trying to start an argument? Get a ****ing life.

[arista]

Imagine Jemma referring to anybody else as a "little slag" lmao

Spunky

[Braden]

Janice Dickinson promo :love:

[Samm]

Jan <3

[arista]

Debriefs


Mafia BITCH UPSET

[Cal.]

I wish we'd seen a Staten Island blow up before she left :(

[arista]

Janice Dickinson promo :love:


Has she been DUG UP?

[Lostie!]

"We were just having a debrief. It's a boy thing". :umm2:

[Shaun]

Jordan truly disgusts me

[Amy Jade]

I wish we'd seen a Staten Island blow up before she left :(

Me too if anyone had have tried it she would have exploded!

[Daniel-X]

Has she been DUG UP?

Me when I first saw Jemma Lucy on EOTB

[Shaun]

I want someone to make a supercut of Karthik's weird noises

[arista]

"We were just having a debrief. It's a boy thing". :umm2:



Better that way
Lostie!

[Littlegreen]

Does Danan wear a wig?

[arista]

I want someone to make a supercut of Karthik's weird noises


HANDCUFF HIM

[arista]

K wants LOVE


Not Shaun's WAR

[Samm]

karthik is a scream

[Greg!]

I just want to wax off k's monobrow

[Braden]

arista, who's your fave this series?

[Daniel-X]

I just want to wax off k's monobrow

I read this as wank off and was going to come for you

[arista]

FAT BOY IS 50


please note :Being FAT is OK

[Vanessa]

Paul didn't say anything bad there. But Karthik takes everything he says as an attack. Karthik is a bellend :fist:

[LukeB]

Paul Danan use to be hot

the moral of the story is don't do a lot of drugs.

[Shaun]

"If there ain't a bit of Chic or Michael Jackson, I'm not going there. I ain't interested"

Words to live by

[Greg!]

I read this as wank off and was going to come for you

I'm leaving the forum. Goodbye!

[arista]

Paul didn't say anything bad there. But Karthik takes everything he says as an attack. Karthik is a bellend :fist:


V
be fair Day 1 PAUL was AGGRESSIVE
FACT



FECK PAUL

[LukeB]

I read this as wank off and was going to come for you

Lilbro would have most likely said that tbh

[Samm]

Victoria Jensen ha revenge?

[Vanessa]

V
be fair Day 1 PAUL was AGGRESSIVE
FACT



FECK PAUL

Not before he wasn't. But Karthik takes everything he says as an attack.

[Lostie!]

Paul Danan use to be hot.

Oh, Luke...

[LukeB]

Oh, Luke...

http://i.imgur.com/KDYqyMA.gif

[Cal.]

I read this as wank off and was going to come for you

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar92916_258.gif

[arista]

Not before he wasn't. But Karthik takes everything he says as an attack.

VALID POINTS

[Shaun]

I see it tbh re: Paul

but he looked too like Lee Nelson who is also a dickhead so

[Daniel-X]

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar92916_258.gif

Prirofjfofjff

[Mec]

so far the warning before the actual episode started was the most entertaining thing about it

[Peachydaisy]

Demonstrations of the supernatural that may distress some viewers hahahhaha what

[Shaun]

Derek refusing to take the centre of the DR chair

[smudgie]

What twaddle

[Mec]

Derek to sense awful production?

[Jake.]

remember 4 days ago when Derek said he "can't just put it on/the energy has to present itself" lol

[Cal.]

The Girls Aloud legendary Ghosthunting episode

[arista]

I see it tbh re: Paul

but he looked too like Lee Nelson who is also a dickhead so


I feel YOUR force

[Shaun]

[clip of Gemma Collins storming off here bc she's seen something in the mirror]

[Vanessa]

Back the **** up Malcom :joker:

[Braden]

Flashbacks to Ghosthunting with Girls Aloud.

[LukeB]

I see it tbh re: Paul

but he looked too like Lee Nelson who is also a dickhead so

@ Lostie
http://dailypicksandflicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/smug-dog-happy-smiling-dog.jpg

I also found Lee Nelson good looking tbh :shame:

[Jake.]

[clip of Gemma Collins storming off here bc she's seen something in the mirror]

:joker:

[Cal.]

[clip of Gemma Collins storming off here bc she's seen something in the mirror]

Get that fire exit door I'm off!

[Glenn-C]

[clip of Gemma Collins storming off here bc she's seen something in the mirror]

Right get that fire exit door, I'm off!

[Vanessa]

:joker:

[Daniel-X]

[clip of Gemma Collins storming off here bc she's seen something in the mirror]

Djdkddjddhdh

*Producers pay Nikki Grahame a tenner to jump out said mirror*

[Cal.]

'Little girl ghost'

Baby Jacuzzi?

[Jake.]

'Little girl ghost'

Baby Jacuzzi?

goodbye

[Shaun]

not gonna lie i'd kill for Simone to walk into the room and silently lead Marissa away, foreshadowing her eviction

[Samm]

'Little girl ghost'

Baby Jacuzzi?

gfffggff

[Glenn-C]

Not them being startled by the lights coming on

[hijaxers]

They're already here Yes your housemates - Dim or what.

[Daniel-X]

'Little girl ghost'

Baby Jacuzzi?

AHHHHHHHHHHHH hdkdndkdjdkj

[Mec]

not gonna lie i'd kill for Simone to walk into the room and silently lead Marissa away, foreshadowing her eviction

BYE

[Jake.]

This is sick :umm2:

[Cal.]

This is so nasty to Jemma what a crook

[Greg!]

What the ****

[Jake.]

Maggie the reason for Jemma calling Sarah a slag?

[Cal.]

'My grandmother's called Elaine actually bitch!'

[Lostie!]

christ

[Daniel-X]

What the **** this is creepy

[smudgie]

Margaret for the win:dance:

[Shaun]

I know this is immoral but I am cackling

[Vanessa]

:unsure:

[Kazanne]

This is so nasty to Jemma what a crook

He's been told to do it hasn't he by BB?:shrug:

[Glenn-C]

If he doesn't channel Jade Goody this whole task is a waste

[Jake.]

Has BB given Derek access to the housemates photo albums?

[Cal.]

He's been told to do it hasn't he by BB?:shrug:

He didn't have to go this far to bring up relatives.

[Glenn-C]

Malcolm's a bit of a thirsty ghost isn't he

[Samm]

Derek: *points at sandi* "did you order the ****ing oxo cubes??!?"

[Niamh.]

What is this ****?

[Daniel-X]

If he doesn't channel Jade Goody this whole task is a waste

NO MY CLAIM TO FAME IS MEETING YOU QATAR ****ING POPPADUm

[arista]

GRANNY

can UP her FEE


from 5 feet under

[Lostie!]

Derek Acorah in a darkened room saying "take your clothes off" will haunt my nightmares.

[Mec]

Mary gets d*ck?

[Greg!]

WHAT is Sandi doing I'm screaming!!!

[Kazanne]

He didn't have to go this far to bring up relatives.

Pointless him doing it if he doesn't sound convincing.

[smudgie]

Sandi being the true medium here:cheer2:

[arista]

NO LAD


MALCOLM WANTS TO Bugger him..........

[Shaun]

omg Sandi has been taken </3

[Cal.]

'I think she should fook off 'ome.'

The housemates gasp. In the corner is a brunette Scouse bird.

'Iya.'

[Jake.]

Derek Acorah in a darkened room saying "take your clothes off" will haunt my nightmares.

:joker:

[Braden]

What the ****?

Sandi...

[Braden]

Derek: *points at sandi* "did you order the ****ing oxo cubes??!?"

****ing hell :joker:

[Shaun]

ok ty for that, BB

[Greg!]

'I think she should fook off 'ome.'

The housemates gasp. In the corner is a brunette Scouse bird.

'Iya.'

Omg I'm CACKLING

[MB.]

Well that was the dumbest task I've seen on this show and I sat through Gillian McKeith dissecting Darren Day's turds

[Daniel-X]

'I think she should fook off 'ome.'

The housemates gasp. In the corner is a brunette Scouse bird.

'Iya.'

SERVANTS. SERVANTs!

*Sandi gasps*

[Shaun]

not gonna lie I'm kinda here for Malcolm's ghost face being added to the housemate TV screens with a 'walked' colour

[arista]

This is sick :umm2:

NO ITS NOT


NEW CH5HD DEREK Ghost show


Viacom Dancing

[Greg!]

Ok but did I just witness Sandi Bogle get possessed by Derek Acorah's gran?

[Jake.]

SERVANTS. SERVANTs!

*Sandi gasps*

:laugh2:

[Vanessa]

That was creepy :umm2:

[hijaxers]

Omg I'm CACKLING

So now we've got about 20 people in the house :joker:

[Jake.]

not gonna lie I'm kinda here for Malcolm's ghost face being added to the housemate TV screens with a 'walked' colour

"Deceased" to be added along with "Evicted", "Removed" and "Walked" on the BB app?

[Braden]

I'm glad that task happened, so everyone on the forum could get the Jade Goody jokes out there, lmao.

[Mec]

"Deceased" to be added along with "Evicted", "Removed" and "Walked" on the BB app?

them to make their picture a tombstone?

[Cal.]

"Deceased" to be added along with "Evicted", "Removed" and "Walked" on the BB app?

Viccy Jensen?

[arista]

That was creepy :umm2:


Yes you will be invited to his new CH5HD show
in HACKNEY PRISON

Take a mate...........

[jennyfromtheblock8]

Derek did not like Sandi getting in on his act

[Vanessa]

Malcom , the new housemate :joker:

[hijaxers]

I got a feelin Malcolm might hang around - there's more to come from him

[Lostie!]

Our Malc :clap1:

[Vanessa]

I got a feelin Malcolm might hang around - there's more to come from him

He likes Jordan ! :laugh:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Well it seems legit to me?

[Cal.]

'You're the chosen one.'

Yes the public agreed!

[smudgie]

Paul having a bad wig day.

[Shaun]

"Deceased" to be added along with "Evicted", "Removed" and "Walked" on the BB app?

http://i.imgur.com/tCx5tuO.png

[Niamh.]

Seriously what am I actually watching?

[Braden]

Was that Malcolm?

[Cal.]

Where's Brandi?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Moaning Myrtle to appear as Sarah sidekick?

[Jake.]

http://i.imgur.com/tCx5tuO.png

:joker:

[Daniel-X]

Where's Brandi?

Being boring somewhere there isn't a camera for a change?

[arista]

Seriously what am I actually watching?

Sub Contract

[Cal.]

Being boring somewhere there isn't a camera for a change?

Will you **** off?

[LukeB]

Well you do sound beggy Jemma

[Vanessa]

today episode is so weird

[Kazanne]

What's with pauls bloody hair ? or is it someone elses,lol.

[Cal.]

I LOVE this series.

[Samm]

Jemma serving Nicky91

[Daniel-X]

Will you **** off?

Hmmm, a message for you from me:
https://media.giphy.com/media/QOvY9iqeXD66Y/giphy.gif

[smudgie]

What's with pauls bloody hair ?

His wig is slipping:joker::joker:

[Braden]

Oh my god, is Jemma 8-years-old?

[Mec]

What's with pauls bloody hair ?

another demonstration of supernatural?

[Lostie!]

I want Sarah to burst in and accuse Jemma of being sensitive.

[Brother Leon]

Malcolm to win tbh.

[Cal.]

'You keep going back for the abuse'

http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article10946066.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Jeremy-McConnell-court-case.jpg

[Kazanne]

Jemma is a mess,and those contacts make her look demonic.

[hijaxers]

Gotta say Jemma found it funny when someone else was on the end of the little boy pranks !

[Daniel-X]

'You keep going back for the abuse'

http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article10946066.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Jeremy-McConnell-court-case.jpg

NOOOOOOOOOOOO :skull:

Do NOT use my Steph for your jokes!

[Crimson Dynamo]

Derek is 67. He ain't stopping sh1t. But I bet he won't make 70

[smudgie]

Jemma is a mess,and those contacts make her look demonic.

..and those lips, dear god.

[Shaun]

Helen saving the house :clap1: truly the greatest housemate of all time

[arista]

Jemma is a mess,and those contacts make her look demonic.


Yes possible Junkie Bitch

[Gusto Brunt]

Oh my god, is Jemma 8-years-old?

And she said they are kids.

[arista]

Derek is 67. He ain't stopping sh1t. But I bet he won't make 70


BLAME the FAGS

[DouglasS]

Paul stop getting in other peoples business.

[jennyfromtheblock8]

This is like little finger talking to stanza

[Kazanne]

..and those lips, dear god.

:laugh: I just don't understand it smudgie:laugh:

[smudgie]

Neither Amelia, just say neither.:shrug:

[Cal.]

Just realised we haven''t seen Amelia in a while

[Gusto Brunt]

I think Amelia really fancies Paul.

[arista]

Paul stop getting in other peoples business.


Its because HE
has a sat on the Panel of bots
for many YEARS



Rigged

[jennyfromtheblock8]

This was a bellend vote.

[Peachydaisy]

Idk why but amelia's laughing bothers me

[smudgie]

:laugh: I just don't understand it smudgie:laugh:

Well, maybe they are meant to mirror her lady bits, show what's on offer etc.:shrug:

[LukeB]

"I LOVE YOU SARAHH"

me

[Cal.]

Aw she thought she was popular for a few minutes that's so awkward

[Cal.]

"I LOVE YOU SARAHH"

me

:joker:

[smudgie]

:laugh::laugh: Woof woof Karthik.

[Daniel-X]

Djdjdjdjdjd I've literally just remembered how lowkey Marissa's exit was

[arista]

This was a bellend vote.


NO ANTI MAFIA VOTE

jenny

[hijaxers]

I think Amelia really fancies Paul.

I think her heads got big enough to bust ! she's getting right on my tits now.

[Lostie!]

Lmao Jordan was badmouthing her last night the insincere little dick

[Cal.]

Djdjdjdjdjd I've literally just remembered how lowkey Marissa's exit was

She was SEETHING.

[Braden]

"Barking loud?"

Hun, you barely made it past an eviction against a mob wife that was literally a recurring cast member for one season.

[Cal.]

BABES you reacted when they said WE LOVE YOU SARAH you did not think they said Sandi.

[Samm]

get the ball out!

[Cal.]

OMFG I didn't realise Jemma said that :skull:

[Cal.]

Jemma you're a coke head babes so don't even start

[LukeB]

OMFG I didn't realise Jemma said that :skull:

A RHOBH game party tea?

[Owen19]

BABES you reacted when they said WE LOVE YOU SARAH you did not think they said Sandi.

Humble legend!

[Daniel-X]

'Well we do know what you do do off TV, a **** load of drugs'

This is coming from the girl who's funding the Mexican Drug Cartels?

[Shaun]

:skull: if they don't show Jordan bitching about Marissa as soon as she left

[Amy Jade]

Excited for Sarah destroying Jemma :flutter:

[Cal.]

A RHOBH game party tea?

https://38.media.tumblr.com/bb079d44d91d20ae93b106461c89a707/tumblr_mpm1z3EGSM1svp2upo4_r1_250.gif

[Peachydaisy]

Jemma trying to call out sarah for drugs but i swear i saw pics of jemma with cocaine lmao

[Daniel-X]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/bb079d44d91d20ae93b106461c89a707/tumblr_mpm1z3EGSM1svp2upo4_r1_250.gif

Was this you to your gals?

[Jase.]

Jemma calling someone out for drugs when she was filmed in a grotty nightclub toilet sniffing coke from someones arse? Oh

[Cal.]

Jemma trying to call out sarah for drugs but i swear i saw pics of jemma with cocaine lmao

Jemma is a known coke head so the irony of her saying that

[Amy Jade]

Wasn't there a video of Jemma snorting coke off some girls flaps?

[hijaxers]

Jemma trying to call out sarah for drugs but i swear i saw pics of jemma with cocaine lmao

I'd say Jemma's face looks like the drug abused face compared to Sarah's.

[Cal.]

Was this you to your gals?

It was me to you after Parklife actually

[Amy Jade]

Annabelle Creation looks crap but i want to see it late at night

[LukeB]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/bb079d44d91d20ae93b106461c89a707/tumblr_mpm1z3EGSM1svp2upo4_r1_250.gif

Brandi defending herself against bullies :love:

I actually watched that episode last night as well.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Amelia is so lovely

[Braden]

Let's face it, both Jemma and Sarah have probably gone cold turkey in the house.

[Daniel-X]

It was me to you after Parklife actually

*bites her lip*

[Cal.]

Annabelle Creation looks crap but i want to see it late at night

I want to go see it with my boyfriend but I don't have one

[LukeB]

Wasn't there a video of Jemma snorting coke off some girls flaps?

idk but she has been caught taking drugs
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p526x296/20663806_119859771996289_4764288087572979656_n.jpg ?oh=7a4ffba44988ac2544193a38451ecbf5&oe=5A301AFA

[Amy Jade]

Jemma's contacts are awful

[Gusto Brunt]

Wasn't there a video of Jemma snorting coke off some girls flaps?
:shrug::shrug:

[Daniel-X]

Oh I'm so shipping Chad and Sarah, the two sexiest girls in the house!

[Samm]

mess at chad being the gay of the house and the girls the fag hags

[Jase.]

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/635246/CBB-Jemma-Lucy-sniffs-cocaine-bare-bottom-nude

[Jake.]

jemma looks like a reptile

[smudgie]

Paul's toupee needs its own show:joker:

[Daniel-X]

Ugh I ADORE Sarah :love:

Jemma is such a **** stirrer, take your cheap tattoos, iguana eyes and fat arse out the door BITCH

[Cal.]

FUN FACT: Jemma was actually a quiet girl in her first series of Ex on the Beach. It's only after she saw Megan McKenna become successful for being confrontational and outspoken that she suddenly signed on for another series of Ex on the Beach and then become confrontational and outspoken!

[LukeB]

Jemma is obsessed with Sarah

So am I but i'm a fan she's just a awful bitch

[Shaun]

Oh Trisha is kinda cancelled </3

[Amy Jade]

Jemma and Trisha are delusional Sarah is just on a high because she got massive cheers

[Kazanne]

Paul's toupee needs its own show:joker:

:joker::joker::joker:

[Lostie!]

oh at Trisha

[Gusto Brunt]

jemma looks like a reptile

An alien I thought

[Braden]

Trisha needs to get on the right bloody side.

[Niamh.]

Jemma is awful

[Daniel-X]

Jemma is obsessed with Sarah

So am I but i'm a fan she's just a awful bitch

The way Sarah's been dancing in the mirror, Luke is a fan already?

[LukeB]

Oh Trisha!

[Cal.]

The editing this series is ****ing atrocious. Just what do Brandi, Helen, Shaun and Sandi do all day? We don't get shown.

[Braden]

Sarah passive aggressively insulting Jam :love:

[Kazanne]

Trisha and Chad seem to get on really well.

[LukeB]

The way Sarah's been dancing in the mirror, Luke is a fan already?

:joker:

true story. she could do anything and i would still be a fan whatever she is doing

[Gusto Brunt]

Jemma is awful

How did she ever become a model????

[Lostie!]

Sarah: I love the energy
Jordan: She was using our energy as negative!!

:unsure:

[Amy Jade]

Why are they turning this into Sarah being a bitch? She said what she thought directly to Jordan - why did he not discuss this with her there and then instead of dragging Jemma into it?

[Conzors]

Sarah: I love the energy
Jordan: She was using our energy as negative!!

:unsure:

Lmaooooo this is true

[Cal.]

Jordan stirred this argument between Sarah and Jemma.

[Daniel-X]

SARAH ndkdhdkmd :skull:

Reminds me of that clip of Sam Fox on the club when she gets the cape stuck over her head

[DouglasS]

This is reminding me of Gary Busey treatment how the whole house were deluded and twisted things.

[Niamh.]

How did she ever become a model????I meant her personality 🤣

[Peachydaisy]

I might get hate for this but i like chad he's one of the only people in there being sweet to sarah right now

[Braden]

Sarah :joker:

[Amy Jade]

This is actually annoying! Sarah said she loved their energy she just felt a little like she struggled to keep up

[Kazanne]

Sarah getting knotted up in her dress,lol is me first thing in the morning.

[Niamh.]

Shut up Jemma

[Brother Leon]

Not Sarah trying to force a divide in THIS house :laugh:

[Mec]

ffs jordan

https://i.giphy.com/17a90UIsh5RIs.gif

[Daniel-X]

Jordan is such a **** stirrer

[Lostie!]

"as a negativity against us"

*Derek is suddenly possessed by the spirit of the English language*

[LukeB]

Jemma is so desperate to be in JAM

[Cal.]

I hate those contact lenses. Marnie Simpson wears them as well.