How many times a week do you have sex?

[Will.]

Poll incoming.

[Wizard.]

None of your business :fist:

[Will.]

None of your business :fist:

:smug:

[TomC]

i'm ****ing lonely

[Marsh.]

Bloody hell smudgie. :joker:

[smudgie]

At least once a day and extra on a weekend.
Depends whose available :rolleyes:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

0

[MTVN]

Yes that 0-1 bracket is probably about right

[Marsh.]

0
This is a lie.

If oral counts, This Girl is the biggest slut on the forum.

[Rob!]

Perched for the 0-1 option to be the biggest percentage on a poll in TIBB history

[Marsh.]

Perched for the 0-1 option to be the biggest percentage on a poll in TIBB history
Jay to return just to sit beside smudgie in the 7+ bracket?

[Cal.]

Obviously I'd love it to be in the 2-4 bracket but it was of course a mistake!

[Cal.]

It took me ages to think of something funny to explain it but I just couldn't think of anything!

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

This is a lie.

If oral counts, This Girl is the biggest slut on the forum.

i can literally count on one hand the dicks i've sucked in the past year

[Black Dagger]

My 6 year draught ended 2 months ago and I have had one awful sexual encounter since then. So 0 x

[Mokka]

Can I answer for this week? And the weeks ahead... or do I need an average :smug:

[Littlegreen]

I've been in my current relationship for nearly a year so it was more a few months back, now it's more sporadic.

[Withano]

Does wanking count

[Vicky.]

Married and have 2 kids under 5...so more like once a month tbh, if that D:

[Locke.]

About 21

[arista]

Poll incoming.

If you are FIT
and Eat Salads with every meal
then sex comes to you.


Sign Of The Times

[arista]

i can literally count on one hand the dicks i've sucked in the past year


how nice

[Cherie]

Married and have 2 kids under 5...so more like once a month tbh, if that D:

:joker: we have all been there!

[Nicky91]

none of your business :hmph:

[smudgie]

:joker: we have all been there!

:blush::blush: nah, never too tired for a tumble, recharges your batteries.:joker:

[Mitchell]

It's been 84 years

[y.winter]

https://m.popkey.co/b32e81/jrqgO.gif

[Vicky.]

:blush::blush: nah, never too tired for a tumble, recharges your batteries.:joker:

sleep>>>>>>>>>>>>>>carbs>>>>>>>>>>>>sex :p

[Cherie]

I've been in my current relationship for nearly a year so it was more a few months back, now it's more sporadic.

a year? that's not very long for it to be sporadic


Alf and Smudgie showing the young un's how it is done :clap1:

[Marsh.]

https://m.popkey.co/b32e81/jrqgO.gif
:laugh2:

[King Gizzard]

Tell us your secrets arista

[Crimson Dynamo]

Its a disgusting filthy messy business - I prefer a good book about the Nazis on my Kindle tbh

:hmph:

[Marsh.]

Its a disgusting filthy messy business - I prefer a good book about the Nazis on my Kindle tbh

:hmph:

Oh so that's your thing. I wondered why TL had a Hitler tash.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Oh so that's your thing. I wondered why TL had a Hitler tash.

Last night she pretended to be the Sudetenland and I was a Pan-Germanist who wanted to annex her part of the bedroom to mine. In the end I invaded and annexed the Chest of drawers to the bathroom (Poland).

I was going to Blitzkrieg her but one of her dogs boaked in the landing and it was my turn to clean up :sad:

[Marsh.]

Last night she pretended to be the Sudetenland and I was a Pan-Germanist who wanted to annex her part of the bedroom to mine. In the end I invaded and annexed the Chest of drawers to the bathroom (Poland).

I was going to Blitzkrieg her but one of her dogs boaked in the landing and it was my turn to clean up :sad:

:joker:

[Cherie]

Last night she pretended to be the Sudetenland and I was a Pan-Germanist who wanted to annex her part of the bedroom to mine. In the end I invaded and annexed the Chest of drawers to the bathroom (Poland).

I was going to Blitzkrieg her but one of her dogs boaked in the landing and it was my turn to clean up :sad:

:joker:

[Cherie]

the worrying part it that probably happened chez LT as well :laugh:

The thing about sex is, it's all about drive and I'm not talking tarmac

[user104658]

Average I'd say three. Never more than five and never less than one.

I'd say 4 on weeks where we're less busy / tired and 1 or 2 on busy weeks.

I don't understand how anyone can be 7+ personally. I need to recharge the batteries after 4 days in a row :joker:

[reece(:]

What is Sex?!

[smudgie]

sleep>>>>>>>>>>>>>>carbs>>>>>>>>>>>>sex :p

Can't sleep, have to be careful with carbs so what else can an old dear do:shrug:
:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[Ant.]

Are we only counting penetrative? (No foreplay/bondage/blowjobs/handjobs)? Bc I've only had penetrative sex 8 times in the past 9 months... so we're looking at 0.2222222222222222222222222222222222222 times a weeek on overage

[Dominic]

Are we only counting penetrative? (No foreplay/bondage/blowjobs/handjobs)? Bc I've only had penetrative sex 8 times in the past 9 months... so we're looking at 0.2222222222222222222222222222222222222 times a weeek on overage

youre like 14 :skull:

[Dominic]

oops I accidentally voted 7!

[Lostie!]

sex

https://media.giphy.com/media/wFk7roIpDeXC0/200.gif

[Ant.]

youre like 14 :skull:

Dominic I'm 16 :skull:

[Ant.]

oops I accidentally voted 7!

liar.

[RileyH]

oops I accidentally voted 7!

'accidentally' :hehe:

and none, because I am a saint :angel:

[JerseyWins]

Lost my virginity to that Chad thread.

[JerseyWins]

But 0-1 times a year on a good year.