Eurovision 2018 thread

[Denver]

She has the vocals that is for sure

[EspeonBB]

Ugh that was amazing

[Greg!]

Omg that was amazing

[LukeB]

That was amazing

[Amy Jade]

Ermm I don't get it. It was fun but annoying

[Shaun]

did she just sing "Mother****ing" :omgno:/

[Denver]

This isnt Naviband so im not interested

[Greg!]

We want Saara

[Adamw92]

No

[Wizard.]

Hmm he’s not trying to imitate last years winner at all is he?

[LukeB]

We want Saara

she's on in 7 songs time?

[Shaun]

That's a lot of teeth whitener.

[Amy Jade]

Ew thats gross

[LukeB]

that was...disturbing?

[EspeonBB]

Yeah that was a mess but the song was really boring

[Shaun]

The cameras applying a facetune to her :skull:

[Denver]

Opera is usually favourite with the public so this will do very well

[Amy Jade]

The dress is pretty

[Wizard.]

Winner winner chicken dinner

[Shaun]

It's nice but Lucas overhyped this to me so I am slightly underwhelmed!

[Amy Jade]

Daniella Westbrook is here!

[LukeB]

Sia meets Danniella Westbrook :skull:

[Shaun]

Bulgaria have a lot to live up to :worry:

[Wizard.]

Come Girls this woman is actually pretty

[Wizard.]

She doesn’t have a dissolved nose for a start

[Shaun]

Bulgaria are the new Sweden :clap1:

[Amy Jade]

This is so meh

[Adamw92]

Like this but Israel is still the best so far

[Amy Jade]

When is Saara coming to snatch me wig?

[Adamw92]

When is Saara coming to snatch me wig?

Shes the 15th performance

[LukeB]

When is Saara coming to snatch me wig?

She's the 15th act so soon

[Denver]

Macedonia are icons

[Amy Jade]

Thanks guys :love:

[Shaun]

She's wearing something someone would be sent home 1st for on Drag Race.

[Adamw92]

Imagine if this was on ITV, we'd only be on like the 4th act

[Amy Jade]

The backing dancers ain't in sync or anything haha

[LukeB]

Imagine if this was on ITV, we'd only be on like the 4th act

omg yes! a break after every performance

that would be so annoying

[Shaun]

The song's a bit all over the place but I am enjoying myself

[Denver]

Imagine if this was on ITV, we'd only be on like the 4th act

It would still be the same timing

[LukeB]

The backing dancers ain't in sync or anything haha

left shark is shook?

[Amy Jade]

She's so pretty!

[Denver]

The whole of Europe have the ad breaks at the same time hence why it randomly skips to Scott and Rylan after every 5 performances

[Adamw92]

omg yes! a break after every performance

that would be so annoying

They'd probably find a way to have a break during a performance.

[Wizard.]

The whole of Europe have the ad breaks at the same time hence why it randomly skips to Scott and Rylan after every 5 performances

Wow what kind of cult

[Denver]

Cant believe Jordan is representing Croatia

[Wizard.]

Queen of rap

[Amy Jade]

What a snooze

[EspeonBB]

I like her but the song is boring

[Shaun]

Yeah this is a turd, sadly. She's gorgeous though :flutter:

[LukeB]

snooze

[Denver]

SuRie is Queen

[Adamw92]

We're never gonna win :laugh:

[Amy Jade]

SluRi is dire

[LukeB]

We're never gonna win :laugh:

We did so well last year though but i don't think we will this year :laugh:

[Amy Jade]

3 til Saara

[LukeB]

3 til Saara

:flutter:

Saara will deliver as she always did on x factor.

[EspeonBB]

SuRie will be lucky not to finish last

[LukeB]

SuRie will be lucky not to finish last

Nicky to hate her because of it?

[Shaun]

Austria have been dire since Conchita (and were mostly dire before her, too)

[Amy Jade]

Ermm

[Adamw92]

Just this one then it's Saara!!! :dance:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Here for Israel

[Crimson Dynamo]

SuRie will be lucky not to finish last

Its abysmal

[Amy Jade]

Here for Israel

You've missed it I think?

[Wizard.]

Is Surie that bad?

[Amy Jade]

Is Surie that bad?

Sadly yeah it's awful

[Denver]

Is Surie that bad?

People are just biter because they wanted the worst singer to represent us

[Shaun]

Is Surie that bad?

The song's just a "song by numbers" thing really, too stage school-y and predictable. I like her but we need to use actual songwriters rather than Drama school graduates

[Amy Jade]

People are just biter because they wanted the worst singer to represent us

I can't even remember who she was against. The songs just lame.

[LukeB]

Saara!!

[Adamw92]

Here she is!!! :love:

[Amy Jade]

Saara :love:

[Greg!]

Already slayed

[Adamw92]

A bop :dance:

[Amy Jade]

Queen of singing while upside down!

[LukeB]

:flutter:

[Shaun]

Ugh what a song :clap1:

[Adamw92]

:dance: :dance: :dance:

[LukeB]

I love all 3 of her choices but Monsters was the correct song to do

[Amy Jade]

Best so far easily. The first and girl in pink 2nd and 3rd

[LukeB]

Queen

[Amy Jade]

Yasss queen!

[Adamw92]

YES!!!!! KILLED IT! :lovedup: now how do I vote?!

[Crimson Dynamo]

You've missed it I think?

We are on delay

I love the daughter from the Tappers on Gogglebox

[LukeB]

YES!!!!! KILLED IT! :lovedup: now how do I vote?!

votes open after the last song

[Wizard.]

I half expect Kim Kardashian to represent Armenia one year

[Amy Jade]

Saara is getting all my votes

[Adamw92]

votes open after the last song

I'm perched and ready.

[Amy Jade]

I half expect Kim Kardashian to represent Armenia one year

That hoe can't sing

[Greg!]

I half expect Kim Kardashian to represent Armenia one year

Her to sing her smash hit bop Jam?

[Denver]

I expect Ireland to top the UK votes seeing as Ryan made top 5 on BGT

[Denver]

I half expect Kim Kardashian to represent Armenia one year

Armenia treat the contest seriously

[Wizard.]

Sara is good but I love Estonia too much

[Denver]

Isreal have taken a massive fall in betting odds

[Greg!]

Love this song

[Amy Jade]

I expect Ireland to top the UK votes seeing as Ryan made top 5 on BGT

Saara came 2nd on X Factor tho

[Denver]

Saara came 2nd on X Factor tho

But its like 10 million viewers vs 5 million

[Denver]

Ireland getting those LGBT votes :clap1:

[Amy Jade]

But its like 10 million viewers vs 5 million

The gays stan Saara and Eurovision. Hopefully they vote her!

[LukeB]

it's better than last years tragic entry but it's still boring, are ireland even trying?

[Denver]

The gays stan Saara and Eurovision. Hopefully they vote her!

Ryan is gay and has 2 boys dancing and holding hands on stage

[Adamw92]

This better not qualify over Saara

[Amy Jade]

Russia will be FUMED at his dancers?

[Amy Jade]

Is this main singer gay or is this a shameless ploy for votes?

[LukeB]

that was awful

[Denver]

Is this main singer gay or is this a shameless ploy for votes?

He came out as gay a few years back

[EspeonBB]

They could've made the pandering a bit less obvious :skull:

[Denver]

Cyprus are winning :clap1:

[Wizard.]

Wow queen of lip fillers

[Amy Jade]

Farrah Abraham realness!

[Morgan.]

Why does Rylan talk about Vanjie in every sentence

[Denver]

Cyprus do really deserve a win

[Greg!]

This snaps omg

[Adamw92]

This is good

[LukeB]

Azerbaijan,Israel,Finland and Cyprus were the best tonight

Ireland was the worst

[Amy Jade]

I really like this to be fair I wondered if it was being overhyped

[Greg!]

Ireland was dire

[Wizard.]

She’s fierce but the song isn’t great although going off the last two years the song doesn’t matter

[Denver]

Cyprus have taken a leaf out of Portugal's book and became the favourite at just the right time

[Amy Jade]

Finland and Cyprus were my faves

[Shaun]

01 Azerbaijan Aisel "X My Heart" English
03 Albania Eugent Bushpepa "Mall" Albanian
05 Czech Republic Mikolas Josef "Lie to Me" English
07 Israel Netta "Toy" English1
09 Estonia Elina Nechayeva "La Forza" Italian
10 Bulgaria Equinox "Bones" English
15 Finland Saara Aalto "Monsters" English
17 Switzerland ZiBBZ "Stones" English
18 Ireland Ryan O'Shaughnessy "Together" English
19 Cyprus Eleni Foureira "Fuego" English

The ten I would pick. Happy with Ireland being replaced by Armenia though.

[Denver]

The bookies now have Cyprus as huge favourites

[Amy Jade]

Israel is so overrated soz

[Crimson Dynamo]

How bad was porky aalto

Just terrible. If she gets thru. I'd say 20th. Vile

[Amy Jade]

I feel bad for the Croatian woman you could tell she put her all into her performance and her voice was on point but the song was shocking

[Denver]

I am so here for Nicosia 2019

[Amy Jade]

How bad was porky aalto

Just terrible. If she gets thru. I'd say 20th. Vile

Porky?

Trolls like you calling slim girls fat are why eating disorders are rife.

[Amy Jade]

Voted 4 times for Saara!

[Adamw92]

Come through voters for Saara! :fc:

[Denver]

I love Saara as an artist but she wasnt in my top 5 tonight

[LukeB]

Are we going to see Lucie Jones on this?

[Shaun]

Forgot how much i loved this win <3

[Adamw92]

What is this? I had it on mute while I voted for Saara...

[EspeonBB]

I voted for Cyprus. She really snapped

[Crimson Dynamo]

Porky?

Trolls like you calling slim girls fat are why eating disorders are rife.

Yes that is why

Her song is sh1t

Fact

[Denver]

Bulgaria was so robbed last year

[Crimson Dynamo]

Switzerland showing how to perform

[Denver]

Switzerland showing how to perform

Confirmed you dont have no musical taste?

[Amy Jade]

Yes that is why

Her song is sh1t

Fact
The way you talk about people is repulsive that's a fact.

[Wizard.]

So nice of Sandra Bollock to come host Eurovision :love:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Ireland was shameful

[Crimson Dynamo]

You're repulsive that's a fact.

Time for your bed

[Wizard.]

Just listened to Australia’s entry again ahh she’s really coming for Dami Im’s wig!

[Wizard.]

I actually really like Belarus’s song

[Crimson Dynamo]

Confirmed you dont have no musical taste?

Not by you unless you are going for most ironic in ML?

[Shaun]

Pretty strong semi tbh

(Me when shawn mendes comes out)

[Calderyon]

Have watched. Finland should easily qualify this one.

[Adamw92]

:worry:

[RileyH]

Pretty strong semi tbh

(Me when shawn mendes comes out)

:joker:

[Amy Jade]

it was Graham who spoke on the UK calls :laugh:

[Calderyon]

Three hot girls, but so crap at presenting.

[Amy Jade]

Have watched. Finland should easily qualify this one.

:fc:

[LukeB]

:worry:

[Amy Jade]

I love the history channel

[Wizard.]

I love cultural appropriation

[Crimson Dynamo]

Macedonia was a fox and a good song

[Crimson Dynamo]

Three hot girls, but so crap at presenting.

Agree. One looks like a bloke

[Amy Jade]

wtf is this crap

[Shaun]

Tragic

[Adamw92]

Just give us the results :worry:

[Calderyon]

My top 10 tonight:

1. Finland
2. Belgium
3. Estonia
4. Austria
5. Cyprus
6. Lithuania
7. Belarus
8. Greece
9. Croatia
10. Albania/Azerbaijan

[Blue cat]

I don't like any of the songs.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Belgium good

[LukeB]

Saara is trending on twitter :clap1:

[Amy Jade]

Come on Saara

[Amy Jade]

Hungary have sent McFly?

[Adamw92]

Wish Saara was representing the UK

[Calderyon]

This is embarrassing. (The board game segment)

[Greg!]

Rylan has been a decent commentator and quite funny I'm pleasantly surprised

[Amy Jade]

Portugal can't afford to host again then?

[Denver]

Rylan has been a decent commentator and quite funny I'm pleasantly surprised

It is his type of show tbf

[EspeonBB]

Rylan has been a decent commentator and quite funny I'm pleasantly surprised

I agree, he should do it alone for the next semifinal

[Amy Jade]

This is embarrassing. (The board game segment)

They didn't show it in the UK we had someone playing a ukalalee sp

[Calderyon]

Oh... I´m watching from youtube.

[Amy Jade]

SuRi is likeable but the song is eh

[LukeB]

get on with the votes :fist:

[Amy Jade]

Can they just give us the results please?

[Adamw92]

If the public have failed Saara I hope the jury have pulled through for her :fc:

[Amy Jade]

Saara :fc:

[LukeB]

:worry:

[EspeonBB]

This semi was really competitive I don't know who's going through

[Adamw92]

:worry:

[Amy Jade]

Hope Cyrus get a spot too

[Amy Jade]

Oh was austria were ****e

[Shaun]

:unsure: @ austria

[Adamw92]

Austria were awful

[Calderyon]

Yay Austria.

[Denver]

Yess Cyprus

[EspeonBB]

Estonia and Cyprus :clap1:

[LukeB]

Cyprus :love:

[Amy Jade]

Cyprus :clap1:

[Adamw92]

:worry: :worry:

[Calderyon]

Estonia :clap1:

2 out of 2.

[Amy Jade]

Ohhh yay I liked that!

[EspeonBB]

Yay Lithuania

[Calderyon]

Cyprus through. 3 out of 3.

[LukeB]

Israel :love:

[Calderyon]

Lithuania through. 4 out of 4.

[Amy Jade]

Come on Finland!

[Denver]

Yes Czech

[EspeonBB]

Israel was obvious but yas :love:

[Denver]

Yesss

[Calderyon]

Blergh at Israel. Predictable.

[Morgan.]

Come on Saara :worry:

[Adamw92]

Only 3 spots left :worry:

[Calderyon]

Oh no. Worst one got through.

4 out of 6.

[Amy Jade]

Albania were crap

[Shaun]

Yay Albania!

[Calderyon]

Bulgaria through. 4 out of 7 now.

[Morgan.]

YAS

[LukeB]

yasssssss

[Shaun]

Thank god

[Adamw92]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Amy Jade]

Yassssssssssssssssssssss

[EspeonBB]

Saara :clap1:

[Amy Jade]

Our Saaz!

[Calderyon]

Saara about to be robbed?

[Morgan.]

Ireland :worry:

[EspeonBB]

wtf Ireland?

[Denver]

Yes Ireland

[Calderyon]

Yes to Finland!!!

[Morgan.]

YAS again

[Amy Jade]

Sad for Azerbaijan

[Shaun]

No Azerbaijan :shocked:

[Adamw92]

Don't even care that Ireland got through cause Saara got through!!!!!!!!! :dance:

[Amy Jade]

Happy for Ireland too

[EspeonBB]

Sad for Switzerland, they were better than Ireland :(

[Denver]

Azerbaijan 100% record gone

[Calderyon]

Ireland through?!!! Ergh with such a boring song.

[Denver]

AT Least we aint coming last

[LukeB]

Don't even care that Ireland got through cause Saara got through!!!!!!!!! :dance:

Bookies thought she would miss out

queen of beating the odds
https://media.giphy.com/media/3oriO987gn9hvHVDvq/giphy.gif

[Crimson Dynamo]

Czech Republic was so bad as was vile Ireland

But then people have no taste, just vote for other reasons..

[Adamw92]

Bookies thought she would miss out

queen of beating the odds
https://media.giphy.com/media/3oriO987gn9hvHVDvq/giphy.gif

:clap2: :clap2: :clap2:

Defying them yet again!

[Calderyon]

A WTF performance (Israel) and the worst song of this semi (Czech Republic) got through.

[LukeB]

:clap2: :clap2: :clap2:

Defying them yet again!

I reckon she came 2nd in the uk voting, Cyprus first

[Adamw92]

I reckon she came 2nd in the uk voting, Cyprus first

I'll take that, Cyprus was amazing

[Crimson Dynamo]

:clap2: :clap2: :clap2:

Defying them yet again!

She is like Israel's ugly sister who got the 2nd best song

Tragic

[Amy Jade]

Saara in the final of 2018's Eurovision...where is Matt Terry now? :fan:

The real winner is obvious.

[EspeonBB]

Armenia, Azerbaijan and Greece all out :skull:

[LukeB]

Saara's recent album went to #2 in finland (1 in sales)

her act on x factor won

and now she's through to the eurovision final

queen
https://media.giphy.com/media/3oriO987gn9hvHVDvq/giphy.gif

[Adamw92]

She is like Israel's ugly sister who got the 2nd best song

Tragic

Stay pressed but she's on her way to the final so... :shrug: :cheer2:

[Denver]

Ireland needed to qualify because of recent history

[Barry.]

Surprised Greece aren’t in the finales, who will Cyprus vote now?

[Denver]

Surprised Greece aren’t in the finales, who will Cyprus vote now?

UK

[LukeB]

the uk are going to flop again ugh but oh well we did good last year

[Barry.]

Saara's recent album went to #2 in finland (1 in sales)

her act on x factor won

and now she's through to the eurovision final

queen
https://media.giphy.com/media/3oriO987gn9hvHVDvq/giphy.gif

She came second on X factor lol.

[Denver]

the uk are going to flop again ugh but oh well we did good last year

We should easily get top 20

[Morgan.]

She came second on X factor lol.

She judges on X Factor Finland and her Act won. That's what Luke said.

[LukeB]

She came second on X factor lol.

She is a judge and her act she was mentoring won :laugh:

[RileyH]

Saara in the final of 2018's Eurovision...where is Matt Terry now? :fan:

The real winner is obvious.

Matt's xmas song was kinda a bop tho