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Conzors
01-05-2007, 08:48 PM
Ive heard rumors that the stairs would have a platform going left and then the doors to enter the house (As Shown Below)
but on the heat magazine it doesnt have that platform. ( As Shown Below)
which one is right?
mozzymozmoz
01-05-2007, 08:52 PM
i just think it was up there for maintenance on the screen etc
Ruth*Star
01-05-2007, 08:53 PM
i think the picture in heat is right
lily.
01-05-2007, 09:05 PM
They aren't having stairs this year. They are having big tubular structures which use jets of air to propel the contestants up.
Mrluvaluva
01-05-2007, 09:08 PM
I heard that! And when you get evicted, a trap door opens into a swamp of snakes and cow dung.
lily.
01-05-2007, 09:10 PM
Yeah, that was in the Daily Blah last week.
Come on you idiots , its 2007 , teleportation is the only way.
lily.
01-05-2007, 09:14 PM
Yeah, stairs are so 1988 dahhh-lin...
Mrluvaluva
01-05-2007, 09:15 PM
I heard that Stu! They have a new "Rainbow" teleportation module called "The Trism".
Perhaps just a big metal slide. It would make for much better live tv. Especially if the said person has to leave the house.
Conzors
01-05-2007, 09:17 PM
Lol..Or you could just acctually be ejected from the house...
like go up through the roof and land in the crowd
lily.
01-05-2007, 09:18 PM
Yeah, and they could have them come down the slide or the 'trism' into a big skip full of potato peelings and rotten cabbage.
Mrluvaluva
01-05-2007, 09:20 PM
No Conzors. They come out in a "Death Slide". It's like a water slide, but ends up in a shark and alligator pool full of jellyfish. They are greeted by Steve-O
All lies I tell you. They exit out of a big replica of Davinas womb.
Mrluvaluva
01-05-2007, 09:50 PM
Could be the entrance Stu? Have you got your facts right? I heard the HM's had to dress up as sperm and swim up Davinas womb to an "implanted" egg. Last two to get there are up for automatic eviction.
Cody™
01-05-2007, 10:00 PM
LMAO! u guys are hilarious :laugh:
Originally posted by MrLuvaLuva
Could be the entrance Stu? Have you got your facts right? I heard the HM's had to dress up as sperm and swim up Davinas womb to an "implanted" egg. Last two to get there are up for automatic eviction.
And you dont want to know what 'Im coming to get you' means this year.
lily.
01-05-2007, 10:01 PM
I'm not touching that. :whistle:
Originally posted by Stu
Originally posted by MrLuvaLuva
Could be the entrance Stu? Have you got your facts right? I heard the HM's had to dress up as sperm and swim up Davinas womb to an "implanted" egg. Last two to get there are up for automatic eviction.
And you dont want to know what 'Im coming to get you' means this year.
Accoring to cold magazine it's actually going to be Davina in a tank borrowed from Mr.T and the tank shoots out netting to keep you captured whilst the public throw rotten eggs at them, sounds a bit tame to me.
lily.
01-05-2007, 10:04 PM
What kind of tank? Is it a homemade one that was created out of old bits of metal and welding equipment which just happened to be in the garage they got locked in by the bad guys?
Mrluvaluva
01-05-2007, 10:05 PM
Originally posted by Stu
And you dont want to know what 'Im coming to get you' means this year.
LMFAO! At least she aint preggers this time. Could be a bit controversial!
Originally posted by L
What kind of tank? Is it a homemade one that was created out of old bits of metal and welding equipment which just happened to be in the garage they got locked in by the bad guys?
No, Mr.T would pity the fool who had a homemade tank, it's the one he uses in that new snickers advert.Speaking of that advert, it's in England right? well he used to say I ain't getting no plane fool, so how did he get here? Lord on a trike!
lily.
01-05-2007, 10:08 PM
Christ on a bike? They drugged his nesquik with ritalin.
Originally posted by MrLuvaLuva
Originally posted by Stu
And you dont want to know what 'Im coming to get you' means this year.
LMFAO! At least she aint preggers this time. Could be a bit controversial!
And in a new twist to confuse housemates , absoloutely every piece of furniture and every room will be eye shaped.
Mrluvaluva
01-05-2007, 10:10 PM
Originally posted by Dan_
No, Mr.T would pity the fool who had a homemade tank, it's the one he uses in that new snickers advert.Speaking of that advert, it's in England right? well he used to say I ain't getting no plane fool, so how did he get here? Lord on a trike!
By the "Rainbow" trism of course!
Originally posted by L
Christ on a bike? They drugged his nesquik with ritalin.
Nesquik, you're telling me that Mr.T drinks nesquik? Sweet mother of pearl that guy is no longer a hero of mine.
lily.
01-05-2007, 10:11 PM
Originally posted by MrLuvaLuva
By the "Rainbow" trism of course!
Ooooooooooooh yeah... but, wait...
He ain't gettin in no Trism Fool!!!!!!!
Those dastardly producers also plan on flooding the house and forcing housemates to gather 2 of every animal to sail on a ship out of Big Mutha's , erm , places to start a new civilisation. The new civilisation will even have its own big brother logo.
lily.
01-05-2007, 10:13 PM
Originally posted by Dan_
Nesquik, you're telling me that Mr.T drinks nesquik? Sweet mother of pearl that guy is no longer a hero of mine.
He only drinks the chocolate kind. I think he might be racist. :thumbs:
He is quoted as saying that "Strawberry is for fools fool"
Originally posted by L
Originally posted by Dan_
Nesquik, you're telling me that Mr.T drinks nesquik? Sweet mother of pearl that guy is no longer a hero of mine.
He only drinks the chocolate kind. I think he might be racist. :thumbs:
He is quoted as saying that "Strawberry is for fools fool"
Mr.T a racialist and a nesquik drinker, my opinion of him of him is becoming lower than one of Jodie Marsh's skirts.
lily.
01-05-2007, 10:16 PM
Her skirts aren't low. They are high... or is that Kate Moss who's high. Now I'm confused.
Mrluvaluva
01-05-2007, 10:19 PM
Never noticed her skirts
I was being ironic.
You on about that Thai lesbian Nee Hi?
Mrluvaluva
01-05-2007, 10:21 PM
No. The Thai girl with a small horse. Thai ni po ni.
lily.
01-05-2007, 10:21 PM
No, I was thinking of the russian prostitute: Nikkas Onninoffski.
edit to add: She is engaged to the snooker ace Inoff The Red.
Oh, a mate of the Thai muck spreader Who Flung Dung.
lily.
01-05-2007, 10:23 PM
Aye, and a cousin of the P.E. Teacher Wan San Shoo
Mrluvaluva
02-05-2007, 09:43 AM
Originally posted by Stu
Those dastardly producers also plan on flooding the house and forcing housemates to gather 2 of every animal to sail on a ship out of Big Mutha's , erm , places to start a new civilisation. The new civilisation will even have its own big brother logo.
That idea is as old as the ark!
Conzors
02-05-2007, 03:26 PM
Lol..i wasnt expecting this much..is was just a simple question...but thanks for making me laugh anyways? :conf2: :conf:
Mrluvaluva
02-05-2007, 03:27 PM
Lol Conzors. It was fun.
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