Charley's Snapchat Updates

[reece(:]

One word - ICONIC!

Gordon Ramsey is shaketh.

[Dominic]

Well post them!

[Samm]

I screamed at her taking care of the dog

[Natalie.]

:joker: I love her sc

[Cal.]

Ahhhhh how everything on her Snapchat suddenly leads to her videoing her legs (yes, 10 years on and she still refuses to wear anything other than shorts or hot pants)

[Ryan__]

What's her snapchat?

[Christmas Dynasnow]

vile pig

[reece(:]

SCreaming at today’s rant

[iRyan]

Post her snapchat account name dear

[reece(:]

charley.uchea

[Jodie.]

She added me back lol fokking buzzing

[reece(:]

She added me back lol fokking buzzing
She's looking for webcam girls that's probably why :eyes:

[reece(:]

"Just cos I'm small, look cute, and pretty I'll **** you up"
"Surgery or not I'll **** you up yeah, these little hoes on my thing"
"If im that dusty why's your man hovering around"
"If you're that bad come and meet me, I'll pay your uber fair, come and meet me"
"I'll swing you around like a ragdoll, you little pussy"

screaming

[Greg!]

Omg I watched her rant yesterday, she's the EXACT same as she was in BB8 except she's got a deeper voice :laugh2:

[montblanc]

Omg I watched her rant yesterday, she's the EXACT same as she was in BB8 except she's got a deeper voice :laugh2:

:joker:

[montblanc]

i just added ha so perched for the mess!

[Headie]

SCreaming at today’s rant

Chanelle making multis to try and come for her on insta?

[Headie]

Toya’s snap stories are always a scream too

[montblanc]

"Sister, what's a trap queen?

I don't know we're [mixed race] queens :love:"

screaming

[montblanc]

"messy bun & getting stuff done"

i'm cackling at these picture quotes :laugh:

[reece(:]

Why is sis eating two fish fingers and a burger in between two pieces of toast

[reece(:]

screaming at her dragging Nigel Havers

[Marsh.]

screaming at her dragging Nigel Havers

Omg what did he do?

[reece(:]

Omg what did he do?

She's watching back "What Charley did Next" and he appeared at one of her shoots and said he doesn't watch reality TV. Charley (now) calls him a snotty old ******

[reece(:]

She was about to drag Nikki then stopped :skull:

[reece(:]

(on Gerry) You prick *cackles*!

[reece(:]

(Chanelle appears) "oh look at this slut, miss fatty now"
(Shabnam appears) "not you Shabs, the skank Chanelle!" :skull:

[reece(:]

NOT her calling Chanelle Miss Blobby

[Marsh.]

Omg when everyone said "Look how she's changed and mature now" in Timebomb. :skull:

[LukeB]

whats her snap?

[reece(:]

whats her snap?

charley.uchea

[reece(:]

now she's watching them nominating her :skull:

"Zig you tosser"

[Greg!]

It makes me SCREAM that she got fuming over people nominating her over 10 years ago :laugh2:

[reece(:]

Sis was arguing with herself. I howled at her re. Carole's nomination "guess you got that one right babe!"

[LukeB]

Not her playing Fortnite :skull:

[Jason.]

NOT her calling Chanelle Miss Blobby

https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/survivorsucks/imageproxy.php?url=http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn269/NCLulz/Charley%20Uchea%20Album/charley6.gif

[montblanc]

ha story was a scream tonight

[Headie]

Charley watching my vids every few weeks <333

[Cal.]

Why is sis eating two fish fingers and a burger in between two pieces of toast

This distresses me

[reece(:]

Kicking off with the Uber driver for making her be late at the nail salon :skull::

[Headie]

She just randomly added me back on snap! I've never spoke to her and been following her for ages :joker:

[Headie]

She posted a snap from 6 months ago of her with Kieran <3

Hope he's still buying her Minis!

[reece(:]

I'm so jealous of ha at the waterpark

[Daniel.]

A true socialite! when can gina

[reece(:]

When she dragged other people for ruining her moment in the infinity pool :love:

[Cal.]

I’m so jealous omh

[Headie]

Sis is filming a pilot for something today!

[Tony Montana]

Sis is filming a pilot for something today!

Love Island VT? :fc:

[Headie]

Nnn her fighting with a shop owner over Fab lollies :skull:

"I'm telling the guy in the shop here that the Fab has gone off, because it's not red. Right, here we go *picks up fab lolly* That ones red, the other ones pink. Guarantee you the sell-by dates gone yeah"
*takes lollies to the owner*
"Look, see my point, make me right! Red. No, red *points* and that's pink *points*. Babe I'm in a rush I've gotta pick up my kebab, but I'm tellin' you that's gone off! You know I'm right, it's faded!"
"Nothing sells in this shop cos everyfink's like a joke isn't it, look at it *films the shop*. Not that it's your fault [@ the cashier] but everyfink's gone pear shaped hasn't it? When it's stale it's stale!"

I wonder if sis knows that one is normal flavour and one is birthday cake flavour :joker:

[montblanc]

Nnn her fighting with a shop owner over Fab lollies :skull:

"I'm telling the guy in the shop here that the Fab has gone off, because it's not red. Right, here we go *picks up fab lolly* That ones red, the other ones pink. Guarantee you the sell-by dates gone yeah"
*takes lollies to the owner*
"Look, see my point, make me right! Red. No, red *points* and that's pink *points*. Babe I'm in a rush I've gotta pick up my kebab, but I'm tellin' you that's gone off! You know I'm right, it's faded!"
"Nothing sells in this shop cos everyfink's like a joke isn't it, look at it *films the shop*. Not that it's your fault [@ the cashier] but everyfink's gone pear shaped hasn't it? When it's stale it's stale!"

I wonder if sis knows that one is normal flavour and one is birthday cake flavour :joker:

SCREAMING

[Jason.]

Nnn her fighting with a shop owner over Fab lollies :skull:

"I'm telling the guy in the shop here that the Fab has gone off, because it's not red. Right, here we go *picks up fab lolly* That ones red, the other ones pink. Guarantee you the sell-by dates gone yeah"
*takes lollies to the owner*
"Look, see my point, make me right! Red. No, red *points* and that's pink *points*. Babe I'm in a rush I've gotta pick up my kebab, but I'm tellin' you that's gone off! You know I'm right, it's faded!"
"Nothing sells in this shop cos everyfink's like a joke isn't it, look at it *films the shop*. Not that it's your fault [@ the cashier] but everyfink's gone pear shaped hasn't it? When it's stale it's stale!"

I wonder if sis knows that one is normal flavour and one is birthday cake flavour :joker:

Oh my god. :laugh2:

[reece(:]

"Off out to get a kebab" as the camera follows some feet

Cal hijacked ha phone?

[Headie]

Some little fashion business asked her to promote their brand and in return she'd get 30% discount on their items instead of being paid actual money. This was her response:

Yeah tbh thanks , but I get offers everyday , I'm a known face, and I'm not really in the place to be selling other brands clothes for them , for a discount of 30% and the clothes look like most of the clothes from AliExpress but thanks for the offer, sure you will do great take care bye!

:joker:

[reece(:]

Lmao Charley kicking off with the worker in Turtle Bay over her cocktail glass size

[montblanc]

Lmao Charley kicking off with the worker in Turtle Bay over her cocktail glass size

:joker:

[Headie]

I'm SCREAMING she went up to one of those fake beggars on the street and said

"YOU CAN WALK she's tucking her legs under, I'm telling ya now everytime you see them people that make out they can't walk can't do whatever- YOU CAN WALK. What she needs to do is get herself a J O B like the rest of us! *laughs* *speaks to her followers* So we're doin a bit of shoppin' and Jade's tryna persuade me to go to Harrods.."

:joker:

[Braden]

Ugh, I don't have Snapchat. Is there any other way I can watch these videos?

[reece(:]

I'm SCREAMING she went up to one of those fake beggars on the street and said

"YOU CAN WALK she's tucking her legs under, I'm telling ya now everytime you see them people that make out they can't walk can't do whatever- YOU CAN WALK. What she needs to do is get herself a J O B like the rest of us! *laughs* *speaks to her followers* So we're doin a bit of shoppin' and Jade's tryna persuade me to go to Harrods.."

:joker:

How was she not had her phone snatched yet?😂😂😂

[reece(:]

Ugh, I don't have Snapchat. Is there any other way I can watch these videos?

I’ll upload them sis

[reece(:]

ugh, i don't have snapchat. Is there any other way i can watch these videos?
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[reece(:]

Man: "Do you want me to take a picture?"
Charl: "I'm absolutely fine"
Man: "You are fine"
Charl: "Aww thanks baby, have a good day bubs!"

lmaoo

[Moniqua]

ageless icon :worship:

[Braden]

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**** yeah! Thanks :p

[reece(:]

Ha buying 8 dresses cos she couldn’t decide which one to get, icon

[reece(:]

“I’m in a foul mood.... bit of champagne will cheer me up”

Me?

[Daniel.]

Yes Its Me Charley Uchea

[Daniel.]

Snapchat is dead now I hope she ups the Instagram stories

[Headie]

Happy birthday to a living legend <3

Perched for her bday party snaps tonight

[Daniel.]

She looks so much younger than 34

[armand.kay]

blaqué don't craqúe

[Headie]

*sat in the back of a taxi* "But erm, yeah, so this journey's taking longer than it should do. *turns to driver* Sorry, I'm not blaming you, I know you were looking at me in the mirror I'm not blaming you - oh I am a little bit actually cos you could put your foot down. *gets ignored* Babe, could you go a bit quicker cos we've got to be there by a certain time *gets ignored again* BABE, you in the front- driver, darling, what's your name because you just keep ignoring me and I can't communicate to the back of your head? Basically- OW! *pulls eyelash* Could you maybe go a little bit faster, take a right here cos we're gonna be all day!" *sighs*

:joker:

[Headie]

*sat in the back of a taxi* "But erm, yeah, so this journey's taking longer than it should do. *turns to driver* Sorry, I'm not blaming you, I know you were looking at me in the mirror I'm not blaming you - oh I am a little bit actually cos you could put your foot down. *gets ignored* Babe, could you go a bit quicker cos we've got to be there by a certain time *gets ignored again* BABE, you in the front- driver, darling, what's your name because you just keep ignoring me and I can't communicate to the back of your head? Basically- OW! *pulls eyelash* Could you maybe go a little bit faster, take a right here cos we're gonna be all day!" *sighs*

:joker:

Ddd a few snaps later:

"Guys, we're still in the car... he's gone the wrong way. I dunno how you can get west end wrong. Babes have you not drove to Soho before? *taxi driver says something inaudible* Sorry I'm not tryna- I don't even wanna be horrible because you're so cute! *1 second later* You're being really nasty to us... babe, am gonna have to put that down on the rating... I ain't one to grass, but... :shrug:"

[reece(:]

dd this taxi ride may need clipping

[reece(:]

That fella hanging in the car saying he'd divorce his wife for Charley and her friend :skull:

SCREAMING

[Headie]

That fella hanging in the car saying he'd divorce his wife for Charley and her friend :skull:

SCREAMING

Sebrina the OG

https://uploadir.com/u/mzxcag9y

[Marsh.]

Ddd a few snaps later:

"Guys, we're still in the car... he's gone the wrong way. I dunno how you can get west end wrong. Babes have you not drove to Soho before? *taxi driver says something inaudible* Sorry I'm not tryna- I don't even wanna be horrible because you're so cute! *1 second later* You're being really nasty to us... babe, am gonna have to put that down on the rating... I ain't one to grass, but... :shrug:":laugh2:

[montblanc]

queen of birthdays

[Braden]

dd this taxi ride may need clipping

Please do :love:

[Headie]

Charley's insta story dragging Biannca from BB15 :skull:

"This is exactly why I don't associate myself with Big Brother cause they think we all act like this girl who was on the show for a hot min, watch the next clip, ****ing disgusting"

*next clip is a screen record of Biannca with her breasts showing and pants down whilst celebrating the England win on someone's shoulders amongst a crowd of men who are slapping her ass and pulling her knickers*

"No shame man, sorry Bianca but not a good look, round all them tossers feeling you up"

[Tony Montana]

Charley's insta story dragging Biannca from BB15 :skull:

"This is exactly why I don't associate myself with Big Brother cause they think we all act like this girl who was on the show for a hot min, watch the next clip, ****ing disgusting"

*next clip is a screen record of Biannca with her breasts showing and pants down whilst celebrating the England win on someone's shoulders amongst a crowd of men who are slapping her ass and pulling her knickers*

"No shame man, sorry Bianca but not a good look, round all them tossers feeling you up"

This is what she said in response, Hayden

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bk0WvB0A86I/?taken-by=biannca_lake

[armand.kay]

This is what she said in response, Hayden



if we win I'm getting my vag out can i just say I had a great time

:laugh2:

[Tony Montana]

:laugh2:

Madness isn't it, armand? She just doesn't give a *******

[Headie]

Ddd Charley vs her son on snap :joker:

Charley: "Frank what've you done to it, he breaks everything this one- saying that I broke the first one with my fat arse. I crashed into-"
Frankie: "Yeah you did flippin' break the first one... with your big fat arse"
Charley: *laughs* "Frank what have I told you about your mouth?"
Frankie: "Well you do have a fat arse :shrug:"
Charley: "It's not f- BUM. And it's not fat, thank you very much"
Frankie: "It's REALLY fat :)"
Charley: "Don't say arse either, you say butt. Ok?"

:joker:

[Greg!]

I'm still shaken at how deep ha voice is now every time I watch her story

[Greg!]

Nicky will probs sound like a man now, queen of smoking

[Headie]

https://i.snag.gy/GWiE57.jpg

I screamed

[Headie]

Sis is in Dubai again getting lipo <3

I screamed @ her filming the random men perving and her talking about the hospital staff whilst they're still in the room

[montblanc]

https://i.snag.gy/GWiE57.jpg

I screamed

bye :skull::skull:

[Headie]

Someone sent ha a snap message saying 'Loved when you gave it to the wannabe Chanelle' and she replied 'thank you' lmao <3

[Headie]

Meek Mill has been DM'ing her on insta :skull: (You can see it in one of her snaps)

[lewys]

i am SCREAMING reading this thread :skull:

[Headie]

Omg sis has been watching my snaps

[Headie]

She was at Aisleyne's 40th birthday party yesterday :love:

(Lateysha was there also)

[Tony Montana]

Aisleyne is 40? :shocked:

[CiaraNelly2000]

Omg I watched her rant yesterday, she's the EXACT same as she was in BB8 except she's got a deeper voice :laugh2:

In bb16 she seemed so different

[CiaraNelly2000]

She was recording a bath bomb or something like that in the bath

[Headie]

Ddd her and Aisleyne went out in Shoreditch last night and Aisleyne says to this guy “listen, we were chosen for the BIGGEST reality show”

[Headie]

She's teasing a return to reality tv with Aisleyne on her snap:eyes:

"I said I weren't really interested in going back on tv which is why I turned down love island cough cough not the only reason but I love reality and the concept is so sick with me and Ash [Aisleyne], so being filmed with a tv production should make good TV"

[armand.kay]

we love a legend who can turn down love island

[Headie]

She’s been looking through old newspapers that she was on the covers of that her mum has kept from when she was in BB :love:

[Cal.]

I swear she just said she’s still got a court case pending bc she used a fake ID to enter BB :laugh2:

[Headie]

Her latest snap shenanigans has her arguing with the pizza delivery guy over whether he should get a tip or not :joker:

[Headie]

Ahh she posted a snap yesterday (which is about to expire any minute) of her dancing/singing to her song "I Want It More" and captioned it saying she forgot she'd made the tune :laugh:

[Headie]

She still knows the lyrics to the rap as well <333

[Headie]

She said she's up for doing a remix if there's anyone with a studio who wants to record it with ha!