Big Brother 8 will be on Channel 4 (with live updates).

[Mrluvaluva]

Some inside info here. This years BB8 will feature a house and some people. It will have a garden. Wooo. I am genuine. I know you won't believe me but it's true. There will even be a diary room. Mark my words, And an eye will come out in the future. Woooo. :thumbs:

[Scarlett.]

I dont belive you it all sounds like lies:rolleyes:

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Antparker
I dont belive you it all sounds like lies:rolleyes:


Honest Ant! It's the truth!

[~Kizwiz~]

Lies, Lies, Lies I tell thee......

*pmsl btw*

[Mrluvaluva]

What would I have to gain by lying? I am a journo and I am in the know!:wink:

[Riz]

hashhahahahaha

[~Kizwiz~]

Prove it

[Scarlett.]

I dont know where you heard this but its silly!:nono:

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by kizwiz
Prove it

I cannot break the trust of my source. But you should believe me. If you don't, I will have to hypnotise you.

[Scarlett.]

haha:laugh3:

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Antparker
I dont know where you heard this but its silly!:nono:

Don't belive me then, but you won't be saying that when it DOES happen. Will I get an apology then? mmm? mmm?

[Scarlett.]

nope because it wont happen:nono:

[~Kizwiz~]

I am sorry but I just dont believe you.

If you could just only prove it.....do you have the eye?

[#1BigBrotherFan]

looooool :joker:

[Mrluvaluva]

I have 2 eyes. lol

[Sam]

Hha. Not another insider! These rumours are the most ridiculous yet , lmao :tongue:

[Mrluvaluva]

Here is this years eye

[~Kizwiz~]

Its fake I can tell you.

[the_chosen_one]

Youre being silly arnt you MrLuvaLuva.:joker:

:nono:

[Scarlett.]

Originally posted by MrLuvaLuva
Here is this years eye I cant see no eye its fake

[Mrluvaluva]

Don't believe me then you bunch of pathetic losers! lol

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by the_chosen_one
Youre being silly arnt you MrLuvaLuva.:joker:

:nono:


Ssshhh! Nobody suspects me.

[~Kizwiz~]

I am reporting you :hugesmile:

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Antparker
Originally posted by MrLuvaLuva
Here is this years eye I cant see no eye its fake

It is there. Are you blind? Do u need 1 of me eyes?

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by kizwiz
I am reporting you :hugesmile:


Pffffffftttt. Who are you?

[Matt]

:o Not another one of those stupid liars!

We need proof!

(ROFL, LMFAO, PMSL and every other abbreviation like that! :laugh2:)

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by iMatt
:o Not another one of those stupid liars!

We need proof!

(ROFL, LMFAO, PMSL and every other abbreviation like that! :laugh2:)


Who are u calling a liar? I am genuine! I work for channel 4 and I know Davina!

[Matt]

We have been fooled too many times before!

[Scarlett.]

really? I think it might be true

[Matt]

Garden? A garden? Sounds too far-fetched to me.

[Mrluvaluva]

Yes, but all the others were wasters. This is the real news. Not rumour, but fact. You will see! And then u can all kiss my butt. My name is Daniel Eatcock (lol)

[GiRTh]

^^It probably is^^

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by GiRTh
^^It probably is^^

Get out of my thread rent boy

[GiRTh]

Will we have housemates this year?

[Mrluvaluva]

News just in......BB8 House.......will..........have a..............bin in the Kitchen! woooooo. :colour:

[GiRTh]

WIll there be a diary room?

[Scarlett.]

What thats just to silly! Oh I dont know what to belive!

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by GiRTh
WIll there be a diary room?


There will be housemates and a diary room. Check my original post for all the details.

[Matt]

Next you will be saying there are toilets and bathrooms!

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Antparker
What thats just to silly! Oh I dont know what to belive!


Belive it mate! It's in The Daily Star too so it must be the truth carved in stone!

[GiRTh]

Where do you get your info from? Do you work for Channel4?

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by iMatt
Next you will be saying there are toilets and bathrooms!


I need to check with my source on that. Get back to you soon. That's a toughie.

[~Kizwiz~]

Its all waffle.........

*actually I am starting to believe him*

[Matt]

Then that renders it very untrue! You'd better have concrete evidence!

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by GiRTh
Where do you get your info from? Do you work for Channel4?


Have you read this thread mate? I already said I do. I am an undercover journo working in the canteen. I get to hear all kinds you know.

[Scarlett.]

Do you know any housemates? is the transexual dog in a wheelchair true?

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by kizwiz
Its all waffle.........

*actually I am starting to believe him*


I know it's a bit off the wall luv. Hard to take in an all that. But it's the gods honest truth! I swear!

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by iMatt
Then that renders it very untrue! You'd better have concrete evidence!


Im checking with my mole. BG will get back to you.

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by MrLuvaLuva
Originally posted by GiRTh
Where do you get your info from? Do you work for Channel4?


Have you read this thread mate? I already said I do. I am an undercover journo working in the canteen. I get to hear all kinds you know. I haven't read the thread I'm just trying to get my post count up. Just 130 more to to go.

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Antparker
Do you know any housemates? is the transexual dog in a wheelchair true?


Now that has not been confirmed yet. I don't wanna say. I am only giving you facts. That is still rumour at the moment along with the lesbian cross-dressing Lithuanian granny.

[Noel]

they would never put a diary room in again after last year's fiasco with nikki!!! channel 4 wouldn't risk it!

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by GiRTh
Originally posted by MrLuvaLuva
Originally posted by GiRTh
Where do you get your info from? Do you work for Channel4?


Have you read this thread mate? I already said I do. I am an undercover journo working in the canteen. I get to hear all kinds you know. I haven't read the thread I'm just trying to get my post count up. Just 130 more to to go.


I shall ignore that. ADMIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Matt]

What will you come up with next? Lighting in the house? I doubt that will happen.

[GiRTh]

^^129 now^^

[Scarlett.]

what about the Gay footballer who has one arm and crashed his car so now he has a helicopter thing attached to his head so he can fly about?

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by noel1993
they would never put a diary room in again after last year's fiasco with nikki!!! channel 4 wouldn't risk it!


Controversial I know Noel, but they are going for it big time with BB8. There will be tasks too.

One task will be they have to paint the living area whilst making a meal. It will be called "Paints & Dinners"

EXCLUSIVE!!!

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by iMatt
What will you come up with next? Lighting in the house? I doubt that will happen.


That rumour has just been confirmed. :thumbs:

[GiRTh]

What else have you got? Dop you know anything about the HM's?

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Antparker
what about the Gay footballer who has one arm and crashed his car so now he has a helicopter thing attached to his head so he can fly about?


Nah. The gay footballer decided to pull out at the last minute.

[Scarlett.]

LIGHTING IN THE house?! Crazy!

[Matt]

Originally posted by MrLuvaLuva
Originally posted by iMatt
What will you come up with next? Lighting in the house? I doubt that will happen.


That rumour has just been confirmed. :thumbs:

Nooooo! What next? A kettle in the kitchen?

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by GiRTh
What else have you got? Dop you know anything about the HM's?


Are you ready for this? Stay calm. OK. Some will be male, and some will be female. Wooooooo

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by iMatt


Nooooo! What next? A kettle in the kitchen?


Now you're getting silly.

[Matt]

Originally posted by MrLuvaLuva
Originally posted by GiRTh
What else have you got? Dop you know anything about the HM's?


Are you ready for this? Stay calm. OK. Some will be male, and some will be female. Wooooooo

NO WAY! There's gonna be male AND female housemates? Woo. Will the house have a pet cat?

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Antparker
LIGHTING IN THE house?! Crazy!

It's off the wall! Unlike the light switches that are..erm...on the wall.

[Matt]

There's light switches on the wall? It's all getting too much! It's lies i tell thee!

[GiRTh]

Who are the HM's going to be?

[Scarlett.]

I agree iMatt!

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by iMatt

NO WAY! There's going to be male AND female housemates? Woo. Will the house have a pet cat?


It's a possibility. Anyhow guys. I have to be off now. Davina has just appeared in my room in a see through nighty. I will be back soon with more info.

Keep it real.

Keep it here for all the latest news and facts.

Ciao

[Matt]

It's all lies! Don't believe the hype!

[GiRTh]

Originally posted by MrLuvaLuva
Originally posted by iMatt

NO WAY! There's going to be male AND female housemates? Woo. Will the house have a pet cat?


It's a possibility. Anyhow guys. I have to be off now. Davina has just appeared in my room in a see through nighty. I will be back soon with more info.

Keep it real.

Keep it here for alk the latest news and facts.

Ciao Bend Davina over for me.

[Mrluvaluva]

:hugesmile: That Davina's a right goer!

[Matt]

So, any new gossip for us? Hmmm? Sink in the toilet maybe? Or grass in the garden?

[Mrluvaluva]

I have got some new news coming in. The house will be full of.......................................

[BigSister]

lol kizy i thought this wa sgoing to be another silly thread

[Mrluvaluva]

What's that Alfred?

[Mrluvaluva]

The house wiil be full of air! And I can exclusively reveal to you that there will be some glasses in one of the cupboards in the kitchen, along with some plates. The precise cupboard is yet to be confirmed! Ooh, controversial!

[Matt]

Plates? Glasses? Lies!

[~Kizwiz~]

Full of air......oh my god...... thats shocking. Thats going to be tough this year :bigsmile:

[Matt]

It should be full of water, with a pool full of air!

[andybigbro]

i am sorry but i dont believe you :tongue: LOL

[Mrluvaluva]

It's true I tell you! All you disbelievers will see! How else can they do the Paints & Dinners live task? They are top quality aswell. No expense spared. They are from Primark.

[Matt]

Nope. There is no way any of this could be true.

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by kizwiz
Full of air......oh my god...... thats shocking. Thats going to be tough this year :bigsmile:


Aye it will. The HM's may need some supervision with their breathing, so they decided to introduce air into the house. Endemol have made sure everything is spot on this year I tell you.

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by iMatt
It should be full of water, with a pool full of air!

Are you having a bubble?

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by andybigbro
i am sorry but i dont believe you :tongue: LOL


I am shocked Andy! You know I would not lie! There will also be beds! Ooh the news is coming thick and fast now!

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by iMatt
Nope. There is no way any of this could be true.


Hard to take in isn't it? I know. I know. It's a radical shake up this year.

[Matt]

Too radical for me! Next there will be a front door!

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by iMatt
Too radical for me! Next there will be a front door!


Actually, you know, there is. :puzzled: How did you know that? You been talking to Alfred? Alf!!!!!

[Matt]

:shocked: There's a front door now? With a set of stairs leading to it no doubt.

[Jake!]

That will be the worst BB ever!!!! Oh my ****ing god! Jokes!

[Jake!]

Oooh, and there's a door from the lounge to the kitchen, which there has never been before! LOL!

[Mrluvaluva]

No. Actually you are wrong there. There is a monkey slide that the HM's have to get on sending them right through the front door and into the pool. Ooh, There's a pool. In the garden!

[Matt]

:laugh2: You really expect me to believe this utter nonsense?

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by BBMadFan2007
Oooh, and there's a door from the lounge to the kitchen, which there has never been before! LOL!


Ooh actually it is suprisingly open plan this year from the kitchen to the seating area. News coming in now............................................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .....The housemates will be recieving food whilst in the house. Oh my god! This is too much! Yes you read it correctly. Food!

[Matt]

Does that include drink?

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by iMatt
:laugh2: You really expect me to believe this utter nonsense?


Believe what you like mate. If you wanna believe there is no door then so be it. I ain't knockin' it!

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by iMatt
Does that include drink?


Oh yes! Cans of Carlsberg covered up with stickers galore!

[Matt]

This is just getting too far-fetched now. Carpets?

[Jake!]

This Hype, Where's The Back-Up

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by iMatt
This is just getting too far-fetched now. Carpets?


Carpets do feature surprisingly throughout the house this year. A bit of shagpile never hurt anyone did it?

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by BBMadFan2007
This Hype, Where's The Back-Up

Alfie's my back up. He is in charge of promotions. Used to work in Debenhams you know before he got this job at CH4 as the gardener.

[Matt]

Don't tell me... there's at least one sink in the house?

[Mrluvaluva]

One in the kitchen. And at least one in the bathroom. I just found this out by tapping in on a phone call.

[Matt]

With hot AND cold taps, and a plughole?

[Jake!]

Bullshit, I heard this all before, I think that there's a dining table and chairs!!!

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by iMatt
With hot AND cold taps, and a plughole?


Yes! Sinks normally do. Did I also mention there will be a shower? Though there are rumours of Victor going back in, and he will have a special one with cold water only. But that is not confirmed yet.

[Matt]

Top-of-the line sinks, and a shower? This sounds like heaven!

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by BBMadFan2007
Bullshit, I heard this all before, I think that there's a dining table and chairs!!!

Nope. They are doing away with the dining table this year and giving them all dog bowls on the kitchen floor. :dog: I know! That's quite ruff.

[the_chosen_one]

I heard theyre going to have air in the house! lol:thumbs2:

[andybigbro]

Hmm this is becoming quite convincing but i will need a source

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by iMatt
Top-of-the line sinks, and a shower? This sounds like heaven!


I know! Top of the line! From B&Q you know. They arrive in flat pack and they have to assemble them themselves. One of the tasks you know. If the shower gets installed in less than 1 hour, then Dawn gets to come back in and use it. A world exclusive!

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by the_chosen_one
I heard theyre going to have air in the house! lol:thumbs2:

News travels fast on this forum!

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by andybigbro
Hmm this is becoming quite convincing but i will need a source


Oh Andy. Haven't you been reading. My source is Alfie the gardener. He's trimmed a few bushes in his time I can tell ya! Been working at Craigs salon for a while before it closed. Thats when he got the job here at CH4. He hears all the goings on when he is watering the plants in the offices.

[andybigbro]

OMG really Baz

I totally Believe you now that sourcce is soooo Reliable. :hello: Atleast we have some correct info this time round :cheer:

[Scarlett.]

I heard one of them new fangled 'False Black Widows' are gonna be put in for fun

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by andybigbro
OMG really Baz

I totally Believe you now that sourcce is soooo Reliable. :hello: Atleast we have some correct info this time round :cheer:


Aye Andy. You can always rely on Alfie. He is also having an affair with the producer you know. Did you like the new BB8 eye by the way? On page 1. I thought there would be mass hysteria about it. It's quite radical. And who is Baz? My neme is Daniel.

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Antparker
I heard one of them new fangled 'False Black Widows' are going to be put in for fun


False Black Widows? What are them? Spiders? You will have to take that 1 up with nodis? He works here too. A close fiend of Ants you know.

[Scarlett.]

yep new spiders- well sort of, theyve been here for year but are multiplying due to global warming- THERE POISONOUS!

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Antparker
yep new spiders- well sort of, theyve been here for year but are multiplying due to global warming- THERE POISONOUS!


Ooo eck! This sounds like one of the International BB'S. No spiders in UK house this year I'm afraid. But I am just getting some breaking news now......there will be...........cameras in the house! The house will be watched by cameras 24 hours a day. Totally new concept. Ground breaking!

[Scarlett.]

no spiders?! that must be a lie!
but Cameras hahaha dont make me laugh that is too contrevertial

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Antparker
no spiders?! that must be a lie!
but Cameras hahaha dont make me laugh that is too contrevertial


Radical new idea Ant. They are off the wall I know! Apparently they will film everything that goes on 24 hours a day. That's if Alfie remembers to put the tapes in.

[Scarlett.]

I hope he does, good old Alfie, is he actually Shane Ritche? if so he probably wont rerember!

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Antparker
I hope he does, good old Alfie, is he actually Shane Ritche? if so he probably wont rerember!


He did have a spell in Eatenders once you know. As one of Nana Moons long lost friends. Not that Alfie though. News just coming in......................The house this year will have windows in it. So people can see outside. Wooooooo. Yet to be confirmed. John Tickle may come back for another rendition of Hotel California. :yuk:

[andybigbro]

Originally posted by MrLuvaLuva
Originally posted by andybigbro
OMG really Baz

I totally Believe you now that sourcce is soooo Reliable. :hello: Atleast we have some correct info this time round :cheer:


Aye Andy. You can always rely on Alfie. He is also having an affair with the producer you know. Did you like the new BB8 eye by the way? On page 1. I thought there would be mass hysteria about it. It's quite radical. And who is Baz? My neme is Daniel.

Yeah i LOVED it itsd actually the best eye i have seen

[Scarlett.]

Originally posted by MrLuvaLuva
Originally posted by Antparker
I hope he does, good old Alfie, is he actually Shane Ritche? if so he probably wont rerember!


He did have a spell in Eatenders once you know. As one of Nana Moons long lost friends. Not that Alfie though. News just coming in......................The house this year will have windows in it. So people can see outside. Wooooooo. Yet to be confirmed. John Tickle may come back for another rendition of Hotel California. :yuk: :cheer2::cheer2: Windows in the house?! I hope this is true!!!

[blackgloves]

This thread is a p*** take right?

No one knows anything, " i have a friend, i know someone" blah blah blah. Just wait for a couple of weeks if needs be.

If you do post that you have a source ect then your just a good guesser. When i posted my info, i have informed peopel with document proof that i had been in contact with people.

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by andybigbro

Yeah i LOVED it itsd actually the best eye i have seen

Awesome ain't it! It is actually Dermots. He has a bit of conjunctivitis you know (can't spell that lol). His eye is a bit seepy. I am quite surprised the eye leaked so soon!

[Scarlett.]

my eye leaks with hayfever

[andybigbro]

Originally posted by MrLuvaLuva
Originally posted by andybigbro

Yeah i LOVED it itsd actually the best eye i have seen

Awesome ain't it! It is actually Dermots. He has a bit of conjunctivitis you know (can't spell that lol). His eye is a bit seepy. I am quite surprised the eye leaked so soon!

Yeah So am i but i am soo glad it did

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Antparker

:cheer2::cheer2: Windows in the house?! I hope this is true!!!


Yeah. But I am not so sure that is true actually. Some people who tell me stuff are lame you know. You can see right through them.

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Antparker
my eye leaks with hayfever


Another eye leaked? Where will it all end???

[Scarlett.]

yeah but Alfie wouldnt lie would he? I mean he worked stacking shelves, all honest people do that:cheer:

[Matt]

This new house sounds so unrealistic and fake!

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by andybigbro


Yeah So am i but i am soo glad it did


Eyes leak all the time Andy. News coming in..........There will be a store room!

[Scarlett.]

Originally posted by MrLuvaLuva
Originally posted by Antparker
my eye leaks with hayfever


Another eye leaked? Where will it all end??? ROFL:bawling:

[Scarlett.]

Originally posted by MrLuvaLuva
Originally posted by andybigbro


Yeah So am i but i am soo glad it did


Eyes leak all the time Andy. News coming in..........There will be a store room! wow what wil they store there? probably not food! thats to Contrevertial

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Antparker
yeah but Alfie wouldnt lie would he? I mean he worked stacking shelves, all honest people do that:cheer:


Aye Ant. He's been through the wars our Alfie. Davina won't leave the poor guy alone you know. She's like a dog on heat. Takes it out of him. But he trades for Big Bro secrets.

[andybigbro]

A STORE ROOM . Get Out OMG OMG OMGOMGOMGOMG sorry i am a bit excited

[Scarlett.]

Originally posted by MrLuvaLuva
Originally posted by Antparker
yeah but Alfie wouldnt lie would he? I mean he worked stacking shelves, all honest people do that:cheer:


Aye Ant. He's been through the wars our Alfie. Davina won't leave the poor guy alone you know. She's like a dog on heat. Takes it out of him. But he trades for Big Bro secrets. ROFL:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::spin2::spin2::thumbs2 ::cheer2:

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by iMatt
This new house sounds so unrealistic and fake!


It's just too much ain't it? I need to slow down with the news. Your head is spinning ain't it? News just in...........................The HM's will have to do shopping tasks! Take their trollies down to Asda at the end of the garden. 1 catch though. There is a red line and the trollies will not function if they go past it.

[Scarlett.]

an Asda, Alfie must have to stock the shelves there

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Antparker

[wow what wil they store there? probably not food! thats to Contrevertial

Well first off, they will store their suitcases in there. There will be a national suitcase lottery. The general public will bet on numbers 1 to 13, and whoever gets them all in the right order will win a place into the BB house. But only if they eat 500 kitkats first.

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by andybigbro
A STORE ROOM . Get Out OMG OMG OMGOMGOMGOMG sorry i am a bit excited


Amazing ain't it! And they don't just store room in there you know!

[Scarlett.]

Originally posted by MrLuvaLuva
Originally posted by Antparker

[wow what wil they store there? probably not food! thats to Contrevertial

Well first off, they will store their suitcases in there. There will be a national suitcase lottery. The general public will bet on numbers 1 to 13, and whoever gets them all in the right order will win a place into the BB house. But only if they eat 500 kitkats first. and BB will fix it and a big boob tea loving lady will go in

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Antparker
an Asda, Alfie must have to stock the shelves there


Oh he does and he loves it. But he always wanted a career at CH4. He loves it you know. He is on the application list for Dirty Sanchez at the moment though. I hope he doesn't leave? Place won't be the same without him.

[Scarlett.]

true the hedges would look disasterous

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Antparker
true the hedges would look disasterous


Oh they would Ant. Can you imagine the state of the topiary in the garden? Alfie can trim a pretty mean bush you know!

[Cody™]

this years big brother is gonna feature a house? ur kiddin me right! thats the worst rumour ive heard all year! lol

[Scarlett.]

Just thinking of the topiary with out Alfies gardening!:sad:

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by krazy1
this years big brother is going to feature a house? ur kiddin me right! thats the worst rumour ive heard all year! lol

Get over it. What do u expect them to live in? A tent?

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Antparker
Just thinking of the topiary with out Alfies gardening!:sad:


It will go to pot. There will be nothing good in the garden without Alfie. He is involved with all the plants you know, Nasty Nick in BB1 was his favourite!

[Scarlett.]

oh yeah when they lived in a house built of tinfoil! that was funny I guess that was so Nasty Nick would grow

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Antparker
oh yeah when they lived in a house built of tinfoil! that was funny I guess that was so Nasty Nick would grow


He passed notes. :nono: Plants and tinfoil? I do not know what you are referring to? News coming in.............................................Big mothers Big Mofo will be appearing shortly!

[Matt]

Originally posted by MrLuvaLuva
Originally posted by krazy1
this years big brother is going to feature a house? ur kiddin me right! thats the worst rumour ive heard all year! lol

Get over it. What do u expect them to live in? A tent?

They should live in a shed. Yeah. A shed.

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by iMatt
[
They should live in a shed. Yeah. A shed.


A shed load of wannabees living in a shed? That just doesn't sound right? Alfie is not impressed.

[Matt]

How do I know you havent made up Alfie?

[Scarlett.]

False Black Widows live in sheds

[lily.]

Originally posted by MrLuvaLuva
News coming in.............................................Big mothers Big L will be appearing shortly!

Big Mofo more like... :wink:

I see you've had a constructive day B.

[Matt]

and now so do housemates :thumbs:

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by iMatt
How do I know you havent made up Alfie?


You must have seen him on Jakkass? News coming in..........................................There will be evictions! Ahhhh!

[Scarlett.]

Evictions?! you must be joking! Alfie is a really good source

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by L


Big Mofo more like... :wink:

.


As I predicted. Big Mofo is here!

[Matt]

Evictions!!! What next?! Did Alfie make this up... sorry, I mean did Alfie tell you this???!?!?!!??!?!?"$^^$*&%&^???!

[lily.]

Yup.. Big Mofo.. All you BB fans best recognise... that big mofo is in da house..

:laugh:

[Matt]

Originally posted by MrLuvaLuva
Originally posted by iMatt
How do I know you havent made up Alfie?


You must have seen him on Jakkass? News coming in..........................................There will be evictions! Ahhhh!

Nope, didn't see him on Jackass. Sorry.

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by iMatt

Nope, didn't see him on Jackass. Sorry.


He was the one with the stapler and thr spray paint?

[lily.]

That was Steve-O. You fraud!!!!

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by L
Yup.. Big Mofo.. All you BB fans best recognise... that big mofo is in the house..

:laugh:


Watch out guys. It's Lavina!

[Scarlett.]

No Alfie was the one driving the red truck in Mianus!

[Clom]

Forget the rumours people! I've been told this information from a reliable colleague who is working at elstree!

I can't tell you the start date but my friend's contract ends in August so I can definatly confirm that there will be a housemate that wins BB8!

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by L
That was Steve-O. You fraud!!!!


He stole it! It was Alfie-O.

[Matt]

A housemate winning? That's crazy talk!

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by Clom
Forget the rumours people! I've been told this information from a reliable colleague who is working at elstree!

I can't tell you the start date but my friend's contract ends in August so I can definatly confirm that there will be a housemate that wins BB8!


That is just ridiculous!

[lily.]

Originally posted by MrLuvaLuva
Originally posted by L
That was Steve-O. You fraud!!!!


He stole it! It was Alfie-O.

Meh... so you say. I'll ask Steve-O. He's a close personal friend of my boss's secretary's therapist's niece.

[Matt]

That's far too ridiculous for its own good. It's so transparent, so see-through... so fake.

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by L

Meh... so you say. I'll ask Steve-O. He's a close personal friend of my boss's secretary's therapist's niece.


Very likely! I just called Alfie-O who spole to Steve-O who knows Jackie-O who knows O J and they have never heard of you?

[lily.]

fah-Q

*runs*

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by iMatt
That's far too ridiculous for its own good. It's so transparent, so see-through... so fake.


Like windows xp.

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by L
fah-Q

*runs*


Alfie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mrluvaluva]

It's been fun guys, but I gotta go again now. Thanks for a top laugh.

[Matt]

Originally posted by MrLuvaLuva
Originally posted by iMatt
That's far too ridiculous for its own good. It's so transparent, so see-through... so fake.


Like windows xp.

Lol... or should that be Vista? Think about it.

Will there be sofas?

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by iMatt

Lol... or should that be Vista? Think about it.

Will there be sofas?


So slow lol. Sofas will feature heavily in the house. Seriously I have to go. I leave iMATT in control with the news!

[Matt]

Can I have Alfie's contact details?

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by iMatt
Can I have Alfie's contact details?


Keep this secret. His email address is:

alfiemoon@channel4.co.uk.bogus

keep it under yout hat Matt.

[Matt]

OK

*notes down in diary*

[Scarlett.]

lol I knew it was Alfie Moon!

[Mrluvaluva]

Use it wisely my friends. The oracle can give you much information. :xyxwave:

[Matt]

Wow. Alfie has told me this year the beds will each have their own duvets, pillows and sheets!

[Scarlett.]

He told me that Dot and Deirdre would be brought in! how will she and Deirdre Survive without fags?

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by iMatt
Wow. Alfie has told me this year the beds will each have their own duvets, pillows and sheets!

Alfie is wise! Use him! lol For info. He can tell you anything you want. I am trusting you.

[Scarlett.]

Alfies been found dead in the bb garden! Ill have the news paper up in a min

[Scarlett.]

:bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling:http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/9725/1529152il2.jpg

[Scarlett.]

http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/3949/thesunjg5.jpg

[Scarlett.]

Poor guy who killed him I wonder?

[Scarlett.]

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/9130/elstreeqe7.png Elstree have announced something

[geoking66]

Where did you get this rumour, the Daily Mirror?

[Scarlett.]

Originally posted by Antparker
:bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling:http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/9725/1529152il2.jpg here:bawling: and herehttp://img118.imageshack.us/img118/3949/thesunjg5.jpg

[THE_JUNK_MAN]

you guys are CRAZY...!!!! :joker:

[Scarlett.]

thanks:tongue: