Mark
28-02-2002, 09:45 PM
Written by ROB
Helen’s surprise
Sky TV Studios
Lorraine: 'Welcome back! Now, in a moment we're going over to see the Friday makeover with our resident expert and Miss Messy Ragbag of Clapham, but before that we have a wee something extra for our Helen....
Helen: Really?
L: Yes we have Helen!
H: OooooooH!
L:Well viewers, you may not be aware of this but today marks 6 months to the day since the start of BB2. They went in as strangers, in their own wee groups.
Helen: Yeah, we did!
L: Now Helen, you walked in quite early on, just after Bubble..
H: Yeah, me and Amma! Then it was Stuart, Narinder and Dean..
(All these gradually appear behind her on set and out of her sight)
L: At 10.10.am the last 4 housemates walked in..
H: Yeah, yeah, yeah! (Getting a bit excited now, clapping her little hands together but unsure what is going on. Elizabeth, Penny and Brian now behind her as well, with Josh)
L: Well if you would like to look round Helen, we have a little surprise for you!
H: OoooooH My God! Amma! Hello everybody!
Where's Paul Clarke? I can't see Paul Clarke
Dry ice effect in corner of studio, the light's dim, swirls of 'Where do I begin' instrumental, the smoke clears, enter Mr Clarke, strides manfully over, H now squealing uncontrollably, he plants an enormous smacker on the old lips, puts Josh down, walks over to Helen, does the old 'Gone with the Wind' clasp, kisses her, down on the knee...
P: Helen!
H: Oh Paul!
P: Helen!
H: Yes Paul! (Squeals uncontrollably again)
P: I want you! I want you to marry me! I want you for life! You are the girl of my dreams! Say you'll be mine......
H: Yes, oh, yes Paul, you are all I want, all I've ever wanted.
P: It will be brilliant!
H: It will be fantastic!
Brian: They'll be so happy, they'll make everybody sick!
Narinder: I said those two were obsessed with each other!
Penny: Their house will be filled with love!
Amma: Their house will be filled with mirrors!
Dean: They seem to have something really solid going on there. That's great for them!
Elizabeth: Hmmmmmm. I don't know, they don't LOOK alike.
Josh: I still don't think he really cares for her...
Stuart: (Thinks)I wonder if she really did want to sleep with me?
Bubble: I can hear church bells - Ding dong!
Paul, turns to face Helen, and speaks with great clarity and eloquence. The girls are all moved to tears. The boys stand in wide-eyed admiration:
P:Shall I compare thee to a summers day!
Thou art more temperate and fair!
H: Whaaa?
P: But soft, she speaks!
H: Your voice is sooo deep Paul!
P: Oh, I know Helen! But I was in the middle of speaking!
H: I know you was but, well, all I wanna know is are you really sure I'm the one? Am I Paul?
P: (To group) Helen is the one I have chosen to share my life with. She is everything to me. She IS the one that I want!
H: Oh, Oh, Oh Paul?
P: Yeah, babe!
H Am I the one that you want for your lovely wife?
P: You certainly are!
H: Babies Paul?
P: Love 'em H!
H: Lots Paul?
P: Loads, mate!
H: Oh Paul!
P: That would be brilliant!
H: Lush!
Helen’s surprise
Sky TV Studios
Lorraine: 'Welcome back! Now, in a moment we're going over to see the Friday makeover with our resident expert and Miss Messy Ragbag of Clapham, but before that we have a wee something extra for our Helen....
Helen: Really?
L: Yes we have Helen!
H: OooooooH!
L:Well viewers, you may not be aware of this but today marks 6 months to the day since the start of BB2. They went in as strangers, in their own wee groups.
Helen: Yeah, we did!
L: Now Helen, you walked in quite early on, just after Bubble..
H: Yeah, me and Amma! Then it was Stuart, Narinder and Dean..
(All these gradually appear behind her on set and out of her sight)
L: At 10.10.am the last 4 housemates walked in..
H: Yeah, yeah, yeah! (Getting a bit excited now, clapping her little hands together but unsure what is going on. Elizabeth, Penny and Brian now behind her as well, with Josh)
L: Well if you would like to look round Helen, we have a little surprise for you!
H: OoooooH My God! Amma! Hello everybody!
Where's Paul Clarke? I can't see Paul Clarke
Dry ice effect in corner of studio, the light's dim, swirls of 'Where do I begin' instrumental, the smoke clears, enter Mr Clarke, strides manfully over, H now squealing uncontrollably, he plants an enormous smacker on the old lips, puts Josh down, walks over to Helen, does the old 'Gone with the Wind' clasp, kisses her, down on the knee...
P: Helen!
H: Oh Paul!
P: Helen!
H: Yes Paul! (Squeals uncontrollably again)
P: I want you! I want you to marry me! I want you for life! You are the girl of my dreams! Say you'll be mine......
H: Yes, oh, yes Paul, you are all I want, all I've ever wanted.
P: It will be brilliant!
H: It will be fantastic!
Brian: They'll be so happy, they'll make everybody sick!
Narinder: I said those two were obsessed with each other!
Penny: Their house will be filled with love!
Amma: Their house will be filled with mirrors!
Dean: They seem to have something really solid going on there. That's great for them!
Elizabeth: Hmmmmmm. I don't know, they don't LOOK alike.
Josh: I still don't think he really cares for her...
Stuart: (Thinks)I wonder if she really did want to sleep with me?
Bubble: I can hear church bells - Ding dong!
Paul, turns to face Helen, and speaks with great clarity and eloquence. The girls are all moved to tears. The boys stand in wide-eyed admiration:
P:Shall I compare thee to a summers day!
Thou art more temperate and fair!
H: Whaaa?
P: But soft, she speaks!
H: Your voice is sooo deep Paul!
P: Oh, I know Helen! But I was in the middle of speaking!
H: I know you was but, well, all I wanna know is are you really sure I'm the one? Am I Paul?
P: (To group) Helen is the one I have chosen to share my life with. She is everything to me. She IS the one that I want!
H: Oh, Oh, Oh Paul?
P: Yeah, babe!
H Am I the one that you want for your lovely wife?
P: You certainly are!
H: Babies Paul?
P: Love 'em H!
H: Lots Paul?
P: Loads, mate!
H: Oh Paul!
P: That would be brilliant!
H: Lush!