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Crimson Dynamo
19-09-2017, 10:19 AM
Sung by Man U fans, sung to the tune of the 'Made of Stone' by the Stone Roses


"Romelu Lukaku,

"He's our Belgium scoring genius,

"He's got a 24 inch penis,

"Scoring all the goals,

"B*****d to his toes."

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/what-romelu-lukaku-song-lyrics-11198902

http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article11190885.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Premier-League-Manchester-United-vs-Everton.jpg

Niamh.
19-09-2017, 10:21 AM
bastard to his toes?

Smithy
19-09-2017, 10:22 AM
Why would you ban a bit of fun?

Are you upset because you haven't got a 24 inch penis LT?

Crimson Dynamo
19-09-2017, 10:24 AM
Why would you ban a bit of fun?

Are you upset because you haven't got a 24 inch penis LT?

No

I think the largest penis was around 13 inches so its inaccurate and he could never play football with 24 inches of cock strapped to his leg. But the issue is about lazy stereotypes I would imagine

Niamh.
19-09-2017, 10:26 AM
No

I think the largest penis was around 13 inches so its inaccurate and he could never play football with 24 inches of cock strapped to his leg. But the issue is about lazy stereotypes I would imagine

Do stereotypes the are positives offend people (not that a 24inch penis is a positive but I presume for a man, people thinking you have a large penis is a good thing in general? :think: )

Crimson Dynamo
19-09-2017, 10:37 AM
Do stereotypes the are positives offend people (not that a 24inch penis is a positive but I presume for a man, people thinking you have a large penis is a good thing in general? :think: )

lOO0l2r3uJ4

watch to the end

Niamh.
19-09-2017, 10:42 AM
I'll have to wait till lunchtime to watch it ^

bots
19-09-2017, 10:46 AM
its a way of being racist without being racist. The people singing it have clear intention, and its not pleasant.

Crimson Dynamo
19-09-2017, 10:56 AM
its a way of being racist without being racist. The people singing it have clear intention, and its not pleasant.

Man U fans singing about their own player?

Kizzy
19-09-2017, 10:58 AM
Doesn't sound like b******d to his toes to me, they seem to like him, there are worse football chants. With the increases in cases of real racially motivated aggression post brexit this is a non story.

Cherie
19-09-2017, 07:01 PM
Remember " He shoots, he scores, he'll eat your labradors Ji Sun Park" no one complained :laugh:

Niamh.
19-09-2017, 07:30 PM
lOO0l2r3uJ4

watch to the end

:laugh2:

I love the Office

Alf
20-09-2017, 07:49 AM
Romelu sets the record straight on just how long his love length is.


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DKJp5VrWAAAZs5e.jpg