Explain a BB series badly

[Jake.]

I’m sure most of you have seen the “explain a movie plot badly” memes floating around on twitter etc (for those who haven’t, I’ve provided an example below)..

https://i.imgur.com/uf6MlBL.jpg

So yeah, obviously the same series can be done multiple times :p

See what you can come up with!

[Underscore]

Cleaning queen shouts at a load of nobodies

nuff said

but its true tho

[MB.]

A young transgender soldier defies the odds by succeeding in divided world

https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/promo305554214.jpg

[Cal.]

Angry Geordie lass throws CUP at Muslim man

https://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/bigbrotheruk/images/e/ea/Michelle_Bass.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/250?cb=20130424180202

[Epic.]

A young bullied orange gal defies the odds by succeeding in a divided world

[Jake.]

Young nurse who performs an oral sex act on another housemate goes on to become a racist perfume seller

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/03/02/article-1154159-0054BA6300000258-519_468x307.jpg

[Alf]

Beach Whale takes pony for a walk

http://bigbrother.channel5.com/sites/default/files/CBB%20LAUNCH_GEMMA%20MEETS%20TONY_CMS.jpg

[Lostie!]

Internet blogger announces eradication of cancer

http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article4968228.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Perez-and-Ken-MAIN.jpg

[Jake.]

Internet blogger announces eradication of cancer

http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article4968228.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Perez-and-Ken-MAIN.jpg

:joker:

[Jøsh]

A bunch of people flail about in a house that isn't water safe
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/81/BB11-eye-possible-620x465.jpg/180px-BB11-eye-possible-620x465.jpg

[Ant.]

tbh I think you could use any of BENIvids video titles for this
"MOTHER vs stalker OF HER DAUGHTER"
"HOT GIRL makes teen hard"
"ex-cop vs kid"


A bunch of people flail about in a house that isn't water safe
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/81/BB11-eye-possible-620x465.jpg/180px-BB11-eye-possible-620x465.jpg

This applies to BB17 too x (although the BB11 flood is more iconic tbh)

[Jøsh]

tbh I think you could use any of BENIvids video titles for this
"MOTHER vs stalker OF HER DAUGHTER"
"HOT GIRL makes teen hard"
"ex-cop vs kid"




This applies to BB17 too x (although the BB11 flood is more iconic tbh)

Mess I forgot that happened welp

[Daniel-X]

A pop star from the 00s bites someone's leg and ends up winning 50 grand for charity
http://media.lifestyle.one/jpg/80/0/0/800/478/0/0/0//aspectfit/North/0/0/0/0/0/c/celebrity/5981e32f027e2dc665374587/sarah-harding-celebrity-big-brother-2017.jpg

[Ant.]

Mess I forgot that happened welp

It was boring so no surprise there, the housemates dancing in the rain >>>> some drips of water from the ceiling

[MB.]

A pop star from the 00s bites someone's leg and ends up winning 50 grand for charity
http://media.lifestyle.one/jpg/80/0/0/800/478/0/0/0//aspectfit/North/0/0/0/0/0/c/celebrity/5981e32f027e2dc665374587/sarah-harding-celebrity-big-brother-2017.jpg

A pretty accurate description tbh

[Lostie!]

tbh I think you could use any of BENIvids video titles for this
"MOTHER vs stalker OF HER DAUGHTER"
"HOT GIRL makes teen hard"
"ex-cop vs kid"

:joker::joker:

[Headie]

"Black girl exits a house and is booed to death by screaming chavs" x18