Would you go for a poo in work?

[Amy Jade]

I couldn't. I would have to wait to get home or go home in my break

[Smithy]

I used to not be able to, but when you’ve gotta go, you’ve gotta go :shrug:

[RileyH]

only if I'm about to burst and can't hold it in

otherwise, no

[Denver]

I have a few times in cases where its either go or **** yourself

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

surely it’s better than pooing in a public loo? :skull:

[Amy Jade]

surely it’s better than pooing in a public loo? :skull:

Work toilets pretty much are public?

[Shaun]

usually work in empty office buildings or building sites so yeah I don't mind :laugh:

[Beso]

Not after you.

[Marsh.]

I never used to use the toilet much in school either. Rarely ever needed a number 2 whilst there anyway. And only went if I was desperate for a piss.

[Firewire]

Yeah I don’t have an issue with that as there’s lots of cubicles and they’re cleaned often

[Marsh.]

Remember when Z pissed himself in work.

[Jodie.]

I never used to use the toilet much in school either. Rarely ever needed a number 2 whilst there anyway. And only went if I was desperate for a piss.

LET me tell you a story right
So I went into the school toilets yesterday for a number 1, I walk in and my EX is there so I’m like ugh I can’t go the urinal with that RAT

So I go the cubicle, WHICH DIDNT HAVE A LOCK ON, so while I look like a weirdo changing cubicle I finally find a good one.

Then I get out and my OTHER ex is there and it’s the worst thing ever omg I just COULDNT COPE

[Marsh.]

LET me tell you a story right
So I went into the school toilets yesterday for a number 1, I walk in and my EX is there so I’m like ugh I can’t go the urinal with that RAT

So I go the cubicle, WHICH DIDNT HAVE A LOCK ON, so while I look like a weirdo changing cubicle I finally find a good one.

Then I get out and my OTHER ex is there and it’s the worst thing ever omg I just COULDNT COPE
:joker:

[Daniel.]

Yes when not on break so I'm paid to have a ****

[Strictly Jake]

Well I clean them so yeah I least know I'm doing it on a clean toilet haha

[Jordan.]

All the time

[UserSince2005]

I work over 10 hour most days so i usually have 2 a day in the office

[UserSince2005]

usually a mid day wank too

[Marsh.]

I work over 10 hour most days so i usually have 2 a day in the office
Bloody hell why are u so regular?

I have 1 BM a day and it usually happens in the morning.

[UserSince2005]

Bloody hell why are u so regular?

I have 1 BM a day and it usually happens in the morning.

Errr i wake up and go straight into the office, have breakfast.

I aint having my ****s at home when I can bill clients for myy ****ting time.

[Marsh.]

Errr i wake up and go straight into the office, have breakfast.

I aint having my ****s at home when I can bill clients for myy ****ting time.
You said you do it twice!

Greedy gobble gannet.

[UserSince2005]

You said you do it twice!

Greedy gobble gannet.

i dont think thgat is abnormal, who are you? the poo police

[Marsh.]

i dont think thgat is abnormal, who are you? the poo police
It's normal for someone eating a high volume of stodgy foods you greedy horse. :oh:

[Littlegreen]

Usually I'm so busy I don't think about the need to poop. But if you need to go, then go. We all have to poo!

[waterhog]

most certainly not - wait till I get home

[Calderyon]

I don´t see why not?

In most office buildings (and quite a lot of other places too) here they´re usually exceptionally clean.

[waterhog]

looks are deceptive.

[Babayaro.]

I'm a bit iffy about doing a poo in any public toilet tbh. But if it's touching cloth then I'd rather not **** myself.

[Marsh.]

I'm a bit iffy about doing a poo in any public toilet tbh. But if it's touching cloth then I'd rather not **** myself.

:joker:

[Babayaro.]

:joker:

:oh:

[Ant.]

The poop was pretty much crowning for 3 hours today but you can bet your ass Im not using a ****ing public toilet. I need to take my trousers off and feel the cold floor on my feet and gasp when I have a **** and Im not doing that when teen boys cant aim and next thing you know my sock is riddled with PISS

[_Tom_]

My work has single disabled toilets, so yes. But no in a regular cubicle.

I don´t see why not?

In most office buildings (and quite a lot of other places too) here they´re usually exceptionally clean.

It's not about cleanliness, it's about awkwardness. I'll sit there in silence if someone enters the bathroom. I'm just as awkward if I'm in the bathroom and someone else is using a cubical.

[Babayaro.]

The poop was pretty much crowning for 3 hours today but you can bet your ass Im not using a ****ing public toilet. I need to take my trousers off and feel the cold floor on my feet and gasp when I have a **** and Im not doing that when teen boys cant aim and next thing you know my sock is riddled with PISS

Why don't you wear shoes?

[Ant.]

Why don't you wear shoes?

No shoes policy. Its a hippie school

[Amy Jade]

Ew you have to walk in bathrooms in just socks?

[Mokka]

It's normal for someone eating a high volume of stodgy foods you greedy horse. :oh:

Actually Marshall... two to three BMs a day is normal. One a day suggests you are the one with a problem. If you eat a meal three times a day... and your digestive tract is functioning normally... You should digest and rid that meal around 8 hrs later.

So the real question here is... why are you so constipated :think:

[y.winter]

The toilets at my office are super clean and have toilet seat covers, so yeah, why not.

[the truth]

yes of course. odd question

[Crimson Dynamo]

No of course not i train my bowel to move when it is convenient by the use of coffee, breakfast and the latest copy of Digital Camera

[Kizzy]

I work with a load of fat sweaty blokes and there is 1 loo!!! so no I have to traipse over to the offices and use theirs on a 12hr shift you can't not go :/

[Glenn.]

Yes I do. Never on my lunch break though. I poo on company time, not my own.

[Glenn.]

I had five yesterday

[Josy]

I had five yesterday

Are you ok?

[Crimson Dynamo]

I remember one office I worked at there was no loo paper, just a pair of scissors hanging by a bit of string

[Glenn.]

Are you ok?

Yeah? They weren’t like full blown poos. In reality it was one gigantic poo just split over five poos over a 12hr period

[Nancy.]

Not after you.

:joker:

I try not to use public lavatories but when you NEED to go you don't really have a choice.

[Matthew.]

usually a mid day wank too

Lovely image :omgno:

Pretty sure that’s illegal too but moving swiftly on…