View Full Version : Would you go for a poo in work?
Amy Jade
03-10-2017, 05:15 PM
I couldn't. I would have to wait to get home or go home in my break
Smithy
03-10-2017, 05:16 PM
I used to not be able to, but when you’ve gotta go, you’ve gotta go :shrug:
RileyH
03-10-2017, 05:18 PM
only if I'm about to burst and can't hold it in
otherwise, no
Denver
03-10-2017, 05:23 PM
I have a few times in cases where its either go or **** yourself
Fetch The Bolt Cutters
03-10-2017, 05:24 PM
surely it’s better than pooing in a public loo? :skull:
Amy Jade
03-10-2017, 05:25 PM
surely it’s better than pooing in a public loo? :skull:
Work toilets pretty much are public?
Shaun
03-10-2017, 05:26 PM
usually work in empty office buildings or building sites so yeah I don't mind :laugh:
Marsh.
03-10-2017, 05:34 PM
I never used to use the toilet much in school either. Rarely ever needed a number 2 whilst there anyway. And only went if I was desperate for a piss.
Firewire
03-10-2017, 05:56 PM
Yeah I don’t have an issue with that as there’s lots of cubicles and they’re cleaned often
Marsh.
03-10-2017, 06:39 PM
Remember when Z pissed himself in work.
Jodie.
03-10-2017, 06:48 PM
I never used to use the toilet much in school either. Rarely ever needed a number 2 whilst there anyway. And only went if I was desperate for a piss.
LET me tell you a story right
So I went into the school toilets yesterday for a number 1, I walk in and my EX is there so I’m like ugh I can’t go the urinal with that RAT
So I go the cubicle, WHICH DIDNT HAVE A LOCK ON, so while I look like a weirdo changing cubicle I finally find a good one.
Then I get out and my OTHER ex is there and it’s the worst thing ever omg I just COULDNT COPE
Marsh.
03-10-2017, 06:49 PM
LET me tell you a story right
So I went into the school toilets yesterday for a number 1, I walk in and my EX is there so I’m like ugh I can’t go the urinal with that RAT
So I go the cubicle, WHICH DIDNT HAVE A LOCK ON, so while I look like a weirdo changing cubicle I finally find a good one.
Then I get out and my OTHER ex is there and it’s the worst thing ever omg I just COULDNT COPE
:joker:
Daniel.
03-10-2017, 06:53 PM
Yes when not on break so I'm paid to have a ****
Strictly Jake
03-10-2017, 07:07 PM
Well I clean them so yeah I least know I'm doing it on a clean toilet haha
Jordan.
03-10-2017, 07:08 PM
All the time
UserSince2005
03-10-2017, 07:09 PM
I work over 10 hour most days so i usually have 2 a day in the office
UserSince2005
03-10-2017, 07:10 PM
usually a mid day wank too
Marsh.
03-10-2017, 07:21 PM
I work over 10 hour most days so i usually have 2 a day in the office
Bloody hell why are u so regular?
I have 1 BM a day and it usually happens in the morning.
UserSince2005
03-10-2017, 07:43 PM
Bloody hell why are u so regular?
I have 1 BM a day and it usually happens in the morning.
Errr i wake up and go straight into the office, have breakfast.
I aint having my ****s at home when I can bill clients for myy ****ting time.
Marsh.
03-10-2017, 07:57 PM
Errr i wake up and go straight into the office, have breakfast.
I aint having my ****s at home when I can bill clients for myy ****ting time.
You said you do it twice!
Greedy gobble gannet.
UserSince2005
03-10-2017, 08:00 PM
You said you do it twice!
Greedy gobble gannet.
i dont think thgat is abnormal, who are you? the poo police
Marsh.
03-10-2017, 08:04 PM
i dont think thgat is abnormal, who are you? the poo police
It's normal for someone eating a high volume of stodgy foods you greedy horse. :oh:
Littlegreen
03-10-2017, 08:16 PM
Usually I'm so busy I don't think about the need to poop. But if you need to go, then go. We all have to poo!
waterhog
03-10-2017, 10:55 PM
most certainly not - wait till I get home
Calderyon
03-10-2017, 11:01 PM
I don´t see why not?
In most office buildings (and quite a lot of other places too) here they´re usually exceptionally clean.
waterhog
03-10-2017, 11:02 PM
looks are deceptive.
Babayaro.
03-10-2017, 11:16 PM
I'm a bit iffy about doing a poo in any public toilet tbh. But if it's touching cloth then I'd rather not **** myself.
Marsh.
03-10-2017, 11:18 PM
I'm a bit iffy about doing a poo in any public toilet tbh. But if it's touching cloth then I'd rather not **** myself.
:joker:
Babayaro.
03-10-2017, 11:18 PM
:joker:
:oh:
The poop was pretty much crowning for 3 hours today but you can bet your ass Im not using a ****ing public toilet. I need to take my trousers off and feel the cold floor on my feet and gasp when I have a **** and Im not doing that when teen boys cant aim and next thing you know my sock is riddled with PISS
_Tom_
03-10-2017, 11:21 PM
My work has single disabled toilets, so yes. But no in a regular cubicle.
I don´t see why not?
In most office buildings (and quite a lot of other places too) here they´re usually exceptionally clean.
It's not about cleanliness, it's about awkwardness. I'll sit there in silence if someone enters the bathroom. I'm just as awkward if I'm in the bathroom and someone else is using a cubical.
Babayaro.
03-10-2017, 11:25 PM
The poop was pretty much crowning for 3 hours today but you can bet your ass Im not using a ****ing public toilet. I need to take my trousers off and feel the cold floor on my feet and gasp when I have a **** and Im not doing that when teen boys cant aim and next thing you know my sock is riddled with PISS
Why don't you wear shoes?
Why don't you wear shoes?
No shoes policy. Its a hippie school
Amy Jade
04-10-2017, 12:08 AM
Ew you have to walk in bathrooms in just socks?
Mokka
04-10-2017, 12:40 AM
It's normal for someone eating a high volume of stodgy foods you greedy horse. :oh:
Actually Marshall... two to three BMs a day is normal. One a day suggests you are the one with a problem. If you eat a meal three times a day... and your digestive tract is functioning normally... You should digest and rid that meal around 8 hrs later.
So the real question here is... why are you so constipated :think:
y.winter
04-10-2017, 07:45 AM
The toilets at my office are super clean and have toilet seat covers, so yeah, why not.
the truth
05-10-2017, 01:18 PM
yes of course. odd question
Crimson Dynamo
05-10-2017, 01:21 PM
No of course not i train my bowel to move when it is convenient by the use of coffee, breakfast and the latest copy of Digital Camera
Kizzy
05-10-2017, 02:02 PM
I work with a load of fat sweaty blokes and there is 1 loo!!! so no I have to traipse over to the offices and use theirs on a 12hr shift you can't not go :/
Glenn.
05-10-2017, 02:29 PM
Yes I do. Never on my lunch break though. I poo on company time, not my own.
Glenn.
05-10-2017, 02:29 PM
I had five yesterday
I had five yesterday
Are you ok?
Crimson Dynamo
05-10-2017, 02:45 PM
I remember one office I worked at there was no loo paper, just a pair of scissors hanging by a bit of string
Glenn.
05-10-2017, 03:07 PM
Are you ok?
Yeah? They weren’t like full blown poos. In reality it was one gigantic poo just split over five poos over a 12hr period
Nancy.
25-10-2017, 11:34 AM
Not after you.
:joker:
I try not to use public lavatories but when you NEED to go you don't really have a choice.
Matthew.
25-10-2017, 11:42 AM
usually a mid day wank too
Lovely image :omgno:
Pretty sure that’s illegal too but moving swiftly on…
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