TiBB Xmasvision 2017 [And the winner is...]

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/oXuT1wF.png

TiBB Xmasvision - Friday 22nd & Saturday 23rd December, 2017!

Official Wikia: Click Here! (http://channel-tibb.wikia.com/wiki/TiBB_Christmasvision_Song_Contest_2017) - Courtesy of Josiah.

'Twas the week before Christmas, and all through TiBB
Not a songwriter was trying to spread festivity
Politics and terrorism had ruined twenty sixteen
Brexit, Trump and rape allegations and everything inbetween
But then one plucky member came along, he went by the name of Jake
There was HBK1984 reference for goodness' sake
Soon the drinks flowed and Josy was then quite merry
She even talked herself out of handing a winter ban to Cherie
"Whatever awful happens next year", one thing we can all agree,
she cried "there'll always be Christmasvision on TiBB."

https://i.imgur.com/5Y4LYn9.png

- If you want to take part, reply to this thread with the country you want! But please, if you do reserve a country, I expect an entry.
- As usual, all applicants must produce their own song. This usually takes the form of a funny parody of an existing song.
- Lyrics, an artist name and song title are all that's required.
- However, the majority of past participants have opted to include wardrobe designs, stage designs, or even an audio/video recording.
- Members may only represent one country.
- Given recent hostile surroundings, I ask that no members who're banned are used as subject matter in your songs :p - this rule was in the 2014 edition but hey, wouldn't you know? It's still appropriate!

You have just over two months to create your entries... please make them as entertaining as possible, and please don't feel afraid to take part :) The more entries, the more fun it is to run. Songs can be about anything you like, and whilst we are fairly liberal with what is deemed "in good taste" obviously a song containing 30 different death threats may well find itself lost in my inbox and doomed never to enter :laugh:

The winner of this glorious festivity shall also receive a lifetime supply of Nyx cosmetics this darling little award, already shared by TiBB legends such as Dezzy, Niamh, and, uh, PJ! - http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/medals/eurovision.gif - so if that isn't motivation to bring your A game idk what is.

Past competitions:
Elimovision: (Winner: MarkWaldorf, Switzerland) (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=93194&highlight=elimovision&page=71)
Eurovision 2009: (Winner: \PJ/, United Kingdom) (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=115309)
Eurovision 2010: (Winner: Shaun, Austria, ceremony starts p.16) (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=136518)
Globalvision (2011): (Winner: Mollie., Australia), ceremony starts p.12) (http://thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=173422)
Eurovision 2012: (Winner: Dezzy, Vatican City, ceremony starts p. 10) (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=197768&highlight=eurovision)
Eurovision 2013: (Winner: Ammi, Lithuania, ceremony starts p12) (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=222584)
Eurovision 2014: (Winner: Niamh., Ireland; Ceremony starts p.18) (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=247320)
Xmasvision 2014: (Winner: Shaun, Malta; Ceremony starts p.8) (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=266605)
Eurovision 2015: (Winner: Mokka, Norway; Ceremony starts p.14) (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=274329)
Xmasvision 2015: (Winner: johnnyuk123, Gibraltar; Ceremony starts p.24) (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=290630)
Eurovision 2016: (Winner: johnnyuk123, Gibraltar; Ceremony starts p.14) (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=298586)
Xmasvision 2016: (Winner: Jake., Poland; Ceremony stats p.6) (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=311049)
Eurovision 2017: (Winner: MB., Monaco; Ceremony starts p.8) (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showthread.php?t=317735)

https://i.imgur.com/4H4nrr9.png
- Shaun
- Black Dagger
- Josiah
- T*
- Blurryface
- Jake.
- Niamh.
- MB.
- Babayaro.
- Dezzy

https://i.imgur.com/Ov0H1Qw.png

Albania - Lilbro - RECEIVED
Andorra
Armenia
Australia
Austria
Azerbaijan
Belarus - Shaun - FINISHED
Belgium
Bosnia and Herzegovina - Dezzy - RECEIVED
Bulgaria - TwentyOneThrones - RECEIVED
Catalonia - Riley.
Croatia - Jamie89
Cyprus
Czechia
Denmark - Josiah. - RECEIVED
Estonia
Finland - Drew.
France
Georgia
Germany
Gibraltar
Greece
Hungary - Babayaro.
Iceland
Ireland - Niamh. - RECEIVED
Israel - Livia
Italy
Kosovo - Nicky91 - RECEIVED
Latvia
Liechtenstein
Lithuania
Luxembourg
Macedonia
Malta
Moldova
Monaco
Montenegro
Netherlands
Norway
Poland
Portugal
Romania
Russia
San Marino
Serbia
Slovakia
Slovenia
Spain - Luke!
Sweden - Adam.
Switzerland - Jake.
Turkey
Ukraine
United Kingdom - Blurryface - RECEIVED
Vatican City
http://i.imgur.com/n0gt7dE.png

Thanks to Josiah for the designs and theme :love:

[Denver]

Sweden please

[Babayaro.]

Hungary pls

[Ross.]

Here for the Spain and Catalonia final 2

[Wizard.]

Catalonia please! Justice for Catalans!

[Drew.]

Lapland

[Morgan.]

UK please.

[Morgan.]

If we are allowed to judge as well, then I'll judge again too! :love:

[RileyH]

I would take part but I'm not good with this type of stuff so good luck to everyone :love:

[Jamie89]

Croatia is coming for the taking part :clap1:

[Jamie89]

*silently hoping for the return of robot Rudolph and Augustine*

[Nicky91]

here for me with Faroe Islands

[Nicky91]

please allow faroe islands for me please please

[Niamh.]

Ireland please :hee:

[Wizard.]

Is it bad that I’ve had my concept since June? I just need to execute it :hmm:

[Jøsh]

I'll be here to judge if you need me x

[Shaun]

The list of available countries is in the OP. No Faroe Islands, no Lapland.

[Jake.]

Switzerland please

[Jøsh]

*waits patiently for Shaun to reply to my helpful ask to judge the competition while I sip my tea*

[Shaun]

no

[Morgan.]

Is it bad that I’ve had my concept since June? I just need to execute it :hmm:

Same. BB18 Queen Isabelle Warburton is coming for her second win of the year and that's all I'm saying!

[Jamie89]

Same. BB18 Queen Isabelle Warburton is coming for her second win of the year and that's all I'm saying!

'It's Not Easy Being Orange' to the tune of the Kermit classic?

[Niamh.]

Oh I'm a judge? :laugh:

[Nicky91]

okay i'll take Kosovo then

[Morgan.]

'It's Not Easy Being Orange' to the tune of the Kermit classic?

No, unfortunately, but she will be covering the ever amazing T. Swift!

[Jamie89]

No, unfortunately, but she will be covering the ever amazing T. Swift!

Kermit > Taylor Swift tbh :fan:

[Nicky91]

does anyone who did xmasvision know if Original songs are required, i will happily write a song for this of course, with instrumental music

[Shaun]

Oh I'm a judge? :laugh:

You usually are so I assumed you wouldn't mind :p

[Jamie89]

does anyone who did xmasvision know if Original songs are required, i will happily write a song for this of course, with instrumental music

Original as in not just post an existing song :laugh: but it can use elements from existing songs with certain things changed (most people change the lyrics to make a parody or something - so it's not necessarily completely original), this is from the OP anyway...

- As usual, all applicants must produce their own song. This usually takes the form of a funny parody of an existing song.
- Lyrics, an artist name and song title are all that's required.
- However, the majority of past participants have opted to include wardrobe designs, stage designs, and even an audio/video recording.

[Nicky91]

okay i'll do a Original song, with the instrumentals of a existing song, with the xmassy lyrics a bit cheesy, yet funny

[TwentyOneThrones]

2 questions:

1) If I wrote a song and played it on ukulele (and sang ofcourse), is that an accepted entry?

2) does it have to do with xmas

[Josiah.]

Lewis, for #1... yes. For #2, it does not have to be Xmas related (unless you really want it to). My Xmasvision entries have barely been Xmas-related.

[Nicky91]

i'm doing Xmas related, cause this is called Xmasvision, then it suits better to the theme of the game, in hopes to score more points (hopefully) for once

[TwentyOneThrones]

Bulgaria pls!

[Nicky91]

ooh Lewis it means we are almost close neighbours :flutter:

[TwentyOneThrones]

Also I'm willing to be a judge if you need anyone

[TwentyOneThrones]

Can put in my expertise from my 6 years of radio lmao

[TwentyOneThrones]

ooh Lewis it means we are almost close neighbours :flutter:

Honestly just going for Bulgaria bc Kristian :flutter::flutter:

[Luke!]

Hi, I am gonna claim..... Spain. (Or Vatican city because it's underrated af.)

[Shaun]

I'm not really in the habit of giving reservations to people with 0 posts :suspect:

[Luke!]

I mean I am an Icon tbh

[TwentyOneThrones]

I was venting about how I was looking forward to the game on this Skype call and as per usual Luke decides to hop onto the ****ing bandwagon and try to make a mockery of myself

[Luke!]

Um excuse me i have free rights?

[RileyH]

anyway

[TwentyOneThrones]

It's just rlly frustrating, makes me think I can't talk about anything outside of that Skype group

[Nicky91]

Honestly just going for Bulgaria bc Kristian :flutter::flutter:

oh yes, i also liked him :hee:

[Luke!]

Chill out, I didn't mean to harm you in anyway just a bit of fun :P

[T*]

the Sweden thing has happened (again lol) and I’m having a rough time rn so I guess I won’t participate and just judge this time around

[Jøsh]

Chill out, I didn't mean to harm you in anyway just a bit of fun :P

I'm sorry but if you made an account to just do this than :skull:

[Luke!]

No it's not why i came here, I am interested in eurovision and have been for 10 years, i also have recorded a song before but 2 years ago, so this will be fun to come back to song making @Lewis i apologise that wasn't my intention

[Shaun]

All added to the OP!

[TwentyOneThrones]

Hey! I've had a username change so if you wanna change my username on the list then...yea would be appreciated lol

[Nicky91]

my progress, working on my song, now also going a entry selection for our Kosovo, and hopefully i'll have a good entry to follow Adam's footsteps who did Kosovo last year

[Jøsh]

Actually no Ill be the British spokesperson

[Morgan.]

Actually no Ill be the British spokesperson

Umm no you won't :fist:

[Jøsh]

Umm no you won't :fist:

Do you want it? I'm not bothered

[Morgan.]

Do you want it? I'm not bothered

Idk what it is I just signed up as the UK :joker: You can have whatever it is if you want

[Jøsh]

Idk what it is I just signed up as the UK :joker: You can have whatever it is if you want

It is a little tradition where the members pose as a country that voted.

[T*]

It should the country you represent sis bc a lot of the time it’s confusing bc everyone’s like ‘oh I thought X was the UK?’

[Nicky91]

Josh you are allowed to take Netherlands as your country if you want

[Morgan.]

Yes anyone who wants to have The Netherlands needs Nickys permission first :nono:

[T*]

that’s not confusing at all

[Shaun]

I'm kinda tired of people asking to have their votes revealed specially before everyone else's as if you matter more than the game. Just write a song and submit it when you can, or shut up and watch.

[Morgan.]

Agree tbh, either everyone has theirs done before everyone else or no one has it tbh

[Nicky91]

entry song sent to you now Shaun, i will do my artist reveal soon to the public

[Shaun]

Thanks Nicky

[Nicky91]

sent another pm with the title

[Shaun]

Received a second entry!

[Nicky91]

if your referring about me, same entry just song title :)


btw i'll do my artist reveal now........................

Johnny Logan & Kelly Clarkson, so this means Eurovision legend Johnny Logan makes his debut at TiBB Xmasvision :)

[Shaun]

Received a fourth entry already, from Ireland :spin2:

As always, don't be offended if I don't reply to your PMs, I just don't like to read them until the actual event occurs. So please make sure all criteria are met: song title, artist name, and everything else :p

[Tom4784]

Well I've figured out what the song will be and the theme, all I need now is a dramatic looking balcony and a weeping crowd.

[Morgan.]

Just a few final touches before I send mine in!

[Shaun]

Received a fifth :pipe:

[TwentyOneThrones]

Sent mine in

[Shaun]

I should probably decide the 3 other judges some time soon :think:

[Nicky91]

yes Shaun good luck finding some judges :hee:

[Denver]

You should trust me

[Tom4784]

I'll see if I can make any progress on my song at the weekend.

[Livia]

I'll see if I can make any progress on my song at the weekend.

You won't. You'll leave it till the night before then dash off something better than the one I've spend a month working on.

[Jøsh]

I'll judge if you want - I don't mind.

[TwentyOneThrones]

I would love to judge

[Josiah.]

1 month and 2 days to go until the fabulous madness of Christmasvision begins again!

[Babayaro.]

Shall I sing a ballad?

[Shaun]

I think you should!

[Tom4784]

Ugh, I keep forgetting to write mine. I WILL get it done on Sunday. Remind me if I don't.

[Denver]

I can confirm Daisy Grace will be preforming the song Dye My Roots for Sweden

[Josiah.]

15 days to go!

[Wizard.]

Catalonia wishes not to be seated within 100 metres of Spain at the finale.

[RileyH]

who is Luke!?

[Nicky91]

who is Luke!?

new member apparently, joined and signed up for this

[Shaun]

I had a beautiful idea last night but it depends if I can get the house to myself to actually sing it (I am NOT singing this in front of people :omgno:)

[Tom4784]

I'm nearly done with mine, it's terrible but I like the idea of it.

[Nicky91]

i am so excited :D

[Tom4784]

Just got a few changes, i might be able to submit it tonight if I have the time. The song is my worst yet but the concept is qt.

[Nicky91]

https://pcavote.files.wordpress.com/2017/09/dua-lipa1.jpg?w=945

welcome Dua Lipa to TeamKosovo for TiBB XmasVision 2017


and also https://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/c874ad012946e9810f89cfbf35e0d07a60863a97/c=1-0-540-405&r=x404&c=534x401/local/-/media/2016/12/08/Phoenix/Phoenix/636168200856364132-blaine-long.jpg

Blaine Long as our lead guitarist/backing vocalist

http://www.charthousemusic.co.uk/img/team/team-david.jpg

David Wehinm our staging/graphics producer


all for team Kosovo, let's get this victory

[Josiah.]

6 days to go!

[Nicky91]

i hope i do well this time :worry:

[Shaun]

Well then! Not long left :pipe:

[Wizard.]

Just written my song! Didn’t take long. Just have to make the graphics

[Shaun]

This really crept up out of nowhere :worry: just putting the finishing touches to my lyrics and will then try to sing/make a video for them.

[Denver]

I have a day off tomorrow so I'm gonna attempt to find some inspiration from somewhere may even pay Adele a fiver to wrote one for me

[Niamh.]

I've got a party Friday night so I'll have to listen to them all on Saturday, what time do the votes need to be in by?

[Shaun]

Should be plenty of time hopefully, I can always delay the results until Xmas Eve if there isn't

[Wizard.]

Do you still need a judge?

[Shaun]

Oh yes I need 3 actually :ninja2: Would you like to be one Riley? *saunters off to find two more*

[LukeB]

I'm free to be a judge if you want

[RileyH]

I'm free to be a judge if you want

.

[Wizard.]

Oh yes I need 3 actually :ninja2: Would you like to be one Riley? *saunters off to find two more*

Yes I can do but idk what it entails especially as I'm entering myself.

[Babayaro.]

Welp I haven't even done mine yet, and I'm working late the next two nights :/

[Denver]

Id love to judge but i dont think you trust me

[Wizard.]

Oh and what time must these be submitted by?

[Shaun]

Ideally before 6pm on Friday!

[Nicky91]

isn't this same as normal tibb eurovision, 1 day liveshow and the other day results, i will do my votes in the morning before the results

[Niamh.]

Should be plenty of time hopefully, I can always delay the results until Xmas Eve if there isn't

Sorry for causing hassle Shaun, it's just a really busy weekend!

[Nicky91]

with regular tibb eurovision i quite like getting to do my votes in the morning, since i'm not a night person on here


and i think we should give everyone plenty of time to get their votes in, due to being busy with Christmas for some on here either

[Jøsh]

I'm free to judge if you need one.

[Shaun]

We have a grand total of 8 entries so far, which is a record low! So if anyone wants to make a last-minute entry, claim a country and write a quick little poem about cabbage, you have a strong chance of making a top 10 debut!

[Jamie89]

Croatia's will be coming! (Just very last minute sorry :worry: )

[Wizard.]

Yeah Catalonia will be last minute we've got an effin' referendum to sort out over here x

[Shaun]

Our ten judges are confirmed in the OP, and I've finally finished what MIGHT be my greatest entry since Nigi Faraj :think: certainly my greatest Xmasvision entry.

[Tom4784]

I'm glad to be continuing my downward trend of steadily worse entries :clap1: I had no inspiration or energy this time tbh so I'm coming for that last place finish.

[Tom4784]

Oh, I don't finish work until 10PM so I'll be catching up and voting a bit later (I assume results will be tomorrow night?)

[Jamie89]

Desperately trying to finish mine off in time like https://i.imgur.com/fIfbWs6.gif

I was actually working on something really elaborate but I just wasn't able to finish it :( It will be coming next year though! (For now you'll have to settle for something extremely sub-par)

[Nicky91]

i'll vote tomorrow morning after i've done my chores okay

[Nicky91]

cause tonight are voice of holland battle rounds part 3 :hee:

[Wizard.]

When does this start?

[Wizard.]

Desperately trying to finish mine off in time like https://i.imgur.com/fIfbWs6.gif

I was actually working on something really elaborate but I just wasn't able to finish it :( It will be coming next year though! (For now you'll have to settle for something extremely sub-par)

Omg same mine was last minute only started working on it 3 days ago

[Shaun]

It'll start at 8pm :) We've had 10 entries in the end, which isn't ideal... but is more than enough to keep it a close result, hopefully! And means everyone gets points from every voter :joker: The posting order is as follows...

1 United Kingdom - Blurryface - RECEIVED
4 Catalonia - Riley. - RECEIVED
6 Ireland - Niamh. - RECEIVED
7 Croatia - Jamie89 - RECEIVED
8 Bulgaria - TwentyOneThrones - RECEIVED
11 Belarus - Shaun - FINISHED
13 Denmark - Josiah. - RECEIVED
14 Kosovo - Nicky91 - RECEIVED
15 Bosnia and Herzegovina - Dezzy - RECEIVED
16 Albania - Lilbro - RECEIVED

(obviously other numbers were for the people who reserved a country and didn't show up :hmph:)

[Wizard.]

:elephant:

[Josiah.]

Croatia's postcard will be completed in bit.

[Ant.]

Wow? Saving the best til last? Can't say I'm surprised :elephant:

[Morgan.]

So excited for this! I'll be going about 8:15 to watch the new Jumanji but will catch up on the rest later this evening!

[Wizard.]

So excited for this! I'll be going about 8:15 to watch the new Jumanji but will catch up on the rest later this evening!

Ooh have fun. I'll wait for a good copy to pop up somewhere :joker:

[Shaun]

oLUHNSkZ0B4

[Wizard.]

I'm feeling the passion tonight baby! Well done Josiah :clap1:

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar96593_89.gif

[Jamie89]

Excellent work, Josiah

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/rjedFDF.png
From Paris to Berlin
In every disco I get in
OUR HEARTS ARE PUMPING FOR LOVE...PUMPING FOR LOVE
'Cause when I'm thinking of you-
And all the things we could do...
OUR HEARTS ARE PUMPING FOR LOVE...
https://i.imgur.com/zh9Ch29.png
YOU LEFT ME LONGING FOR YOU!
*record skips. Augustine cowers*
Qui est-elle?
Je ne sais pas. Un étranger.
Je suis ta mère. Et je suis ici pour mettre fin à cette relation incestueuse.
*Carole turns to the crowd*
THIS WOMAN... THIS MAN... THEY ARE TWINS.
*the auditorium gasp, in "shook", as various editors scramble to show the first postcard*

[Wizard.]

:laugh:

[Shaun]

terribly sorry, pizza just arrived x

[Shaun]

WJRtj-Y6W5w

[Morgan.]

terribly sorry, pizza just arrived x

:fist:

[Jamie89]

I'm here for Caroles takeover

[Morgan.]

I am READY for my starring performance in the DEATH SLOT

[Wizard.]

I am READY for my starring performance in the DEATH SLOT

There is no death slot you're just terrible or good :laugh:

[Morgan.]

There is no death slot you're just terrible or good :laugh:

:joker: terrible then

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/QU5bay7.jpg

3tmd-ClpJxA

I don't like your curly hair
Don't like your war-d-robe
The con-de-scending voice
That you have, no, or your ****ty tattoos

I don't like your white teeth
How you laugh when you're mean
You said that I was vain
Isn't cool, no, I don't like you (oh!)

But I got tanned, I got louder in the nick of time
Honey, I called you out, I do it all the time
I've got a list of twats and yours is in red, underlined
I call you out, then I do it twice, oh!

Ooh, look what you made me do
Role-model to your son?
Nah I don't think so, mate
Look what you just made me do

Ooh, look what you made me do
Role-model to your son?
Nah I don't think so, mate
Look what you just made me do

I don't like your alpha traits
They now belong to me
You are no role model to your son
And I - don't care what you think!

The house moves on, another day, another argument
But not for me, not for me, all I think about is karma
And then the house moves on, but one thing's for sure
Maybe I got mine, but you'll get yours

But I got tanned, I got louder in the nick of time
Honey, I called you out, I do it all the time
I've got a list of twats and yours is in red, underlined
I call you out, then I do it twice, oh!

Ooh, look what you made me do
Role-model to your son?
Nah I don't think so, mate
Look what you just made me do

Ooh, look what you made me do
Role-model to your son?
Nah I don't think so, mate
Look what you just made me do

I don't trust you and Chanelle doesn't trust you
I'll be the actress starring in The Lotan Show
I don't trust you and Raph doesn't trust you
I'll be the actress starring in The Lotan Show
I don't trust you and Hannah doesn't trust you
I'll be the actress starring in The Lotan Show
I don't trust you and Deborah doesn't trust you
I'll be the actress starring in The Lotan Show

(Role Model to your son, though?)
(Role Model to your son, though?)
(Role Model to your son, though?)

"I'm sorry, Isabelle can't come to the phone right now"

"Why?"

"Oh, 'cause she's the best!" (oh!)

Ooh, look what you made me do
Role-model to your son?
Nah I don't think so, mate
Look what you just made me do

Ooh, look what you made me do
Role-model to your son?
Nah I don't think so, mate
Look what you just made me do

Ooh, look what you made me do
Role-model to your son?
Nah I don't think so, mate
Look what you just made me do

Ooh, look what you made me do
Role-model to your son?
Nah I don't think so, mate
Look what you just made me do

[Jamie89]

I am READY for my starring performance in the DEATH SLOTI went first last time and it's oddly terrifying isn't it [emoji23]

[Wizard.]

Screaming Morgan especially at this bit

And I - don't care what you think!

Isabelle coming for two wins in one year?

[Morgan.]

Screaming Morgan especially at this bit



Isabelle coming for two wins in one year?

She better be top of your scoreboard :fist:

[Shaun]

_CpdtNdZACU

[Wizard.]

She better be top of your scoreboard :fist:

I can say she will definitely be on it somewhere.... as will everyone else!

[Wizard.]

_CpdtNdZACU

I love this <3 I'm worried mine is terribly long though :worry:

[Jamie89]

That was great Morgan :joker:

[Shaun]

Ripaul feat LukeBint, Adam Polyester, Mitchell Failor & Nické Uncoulé - Category Is (The Remix Part 2)

Cover Artwork

https://i.imgur.com/SFuLTSM.jpg

To the tune of...

hbd6__GNF_E

Ripaul

https://i.imgur.com/a3T3z1R.gif


Xmasvision, start your engines,
And may the best country, win!

Category is…
Bring it to the scumway
Category is flops, failures and irrelevants

10’s, 10’s, 10’s for Catelonia,
Ronald, start the music
Category is…

https://i.imgur.com/CsvRST8.gif

LukeBint

https://i.imgur.com/m4kIlzE.gif

Sickly sweet infection,
Bad for your health,
Icy, minus zero degrees,
I’m binty fresh but it ain’t for free!
Legendary queen who’s a Brummy,
Babby, never baby,
Shabby, but I can still take to the street,
Did you never see me host BBOTT?

Didn’t whine, when Ant baited,
And stole my shine, OTT finale deflated,
One game down, how many more to go?
It could be cancelled, the ratings are low,
Adam is past it,
Mitchell chose plastic,
When Molly was eliminated Nicky went in a casket,
But the number one queen is L-U-K-E-B-I
Bitch who cares about the rest!

https://i.imgur.com/8Zj50gF.gif

Ripaul

Bring it to the scumway, scumway,
Scum-scum-sc-sc-scumway,
Bring it to the scumway,
Bring it to the scumway,
Bring it to the, bring it to the,
Bring it to the scumway
Catergory is...

Adam Polyester

https://i.imgur.com/1zpzfyV.gif

Being loud amongst the crowd,
I’m being bullied, am I Sarah from Girls Aloud?
Adam Polyester is insane,
I create sh*tstorms, like Sue Hurricane,
When I play a game like Revolution,
Cry out “ganghanding!” that’s my solution

Wear an ASBO, be an offender,
I’m basic like Ibiza Weekender,
Think I’m Ann, think I am smart,
The only Weakest Link is me, so don’t start!
I’m- I’m more snowflake than steel,
I’m a big celebrity babez, or at least that’s what I feel!

https://i.imgur.com/OUUeeRJ.gif

Ripaul

Dah-dah-dah, dah-dah-dah,
Dah-dah-dah boom, Dah-dah-dah
Dah-dah-dah, Dah-dah-dah, boom
Dah-dah-dah, Dah-dah-dah,
Dah-dah-dah, Dah-dah-dah,
Dah-dah-dah, Dah-dah-dah,
Dah-dah-dah, boom,
Category is!

Mitchell Failor

https://i.imgur.com/uAmsitN.gif

Mitchtastic, spastic, SamToya realness
A nobody is heeerrrre,
I’m the cock-sucker, what can I say?
There can only be one and I’m feeling it casually,
My alter-ego is Latoya and can’t you see,
I’ve got a lot of plastic parts up in me,
Crowns, and gowns and MJ’s kids too,
Sometimes they pop out for air and say “hey boo!”
Don’t forget about Sam, not Kay, Callahan,
With a skype call and some lube I could steal your man,
The time has come to succeed MB.,
The only winning Jackson here,
Is me!

https://i.imgur.com/vdayZRF.gif

Ripaul

What category are we on right now?
What category are we on right now?
What category are we on right now?
Wh-wh-what category?
Bring it,
Category is…

Nické Uncoulé

https://i.imgur.com/1J79sbB.gif

Slay Nické,
Look at the people I’ve pissed off today,
My love for stanning blondes- I can’t downplay,
Anyone who disagrees I’ll spam their wall, okay?
Cause I’ll do it, I did it,
I came on here a misfit,
And girl I’m ready to show em’,
How all these sub-forums I own em’

Got those superpowers, I’m a witch,
Miss Nické Uncoulé a real real bad bitch,
My quotes rock them it’s great,
9/11 is an iconic memorable date,
And yes Scott, I love scum too
Netherlands in the house, girl what you gonna do?
My sunflowers shut it down,
Come on Mama Ri, bring the queen her crown,
Nicky will be the host, now don’t delay,
I’m Miss Uncoulé91 and I always-

https://i.imgur.com/eKHx8Ji.gif

Ripaul

Take it to the scumway, scumway
Scum-scum-sc-sc-scumway,
Bring it to the scumway, scumway
Scum-scum-sc-sc-scumway,
Bring it to the scumway,
Bring it to the scumway,
Bring it to the, bring it to the,
Bring it to the scumway!

Bring it to the scumway, scumway,
Scum-scum-sc-sc-scumway,
Bring it to the scumway,
Bring it to the scumway,
Bring it to the, bring it to the,
Bring it to the scumway!

[Jamie89]

Isabelle coming for two wins in one year?

I hear she's just been offered a Las Vegas residency off the back of this entry!

[LukeB]

Riley :joker:

i'm loving my moves
https://i.imgur.com/8Zj50gF.gif

[RileyH]

Nicky's verse :laugh2:

Love them both :clap1:

[Shaun]

(for the record, Adam Polyester would win that edition too)

[Wizard.]

Riley :joker:

i'm loving my moves
https://i.imgur.com/8Zj50gF.gif

Nicky's verse :laugh2:

Love them both :clap1:

Thanks guys :love:

Dezzy Rascal officially found dead?

https://i.imgur.com/1J79sbB.gif

[Jamie89]

Screaming, that was so much fun Riley. Those gifs :laugh2: That must have taken ages.

[Shaun]

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[Wizard.]

(for the record, Adam Polyester would win that edition too)
I think I was allowed to go a bit more harsh with that one :laugh:

Screaming, that was so much fun Riley. Those gifs :laugh2: That must have taken ages.

Thanks. Yes, I had to photoshop every. single. frame. :(

[Shaun]

https://i.imgur.com/jdPh1kr.jpg


3PgNPc-iFW8


Vanestiny's Child - Stan

Crashing was the show
I thought it's seen it's day,
The Ratings were so low
Raph will save the day
Fanthread for worshipping
Taking up his Fight
The mission is to make Raph win
we're slaying all the spite!

Raph-ael,Raph-ael,
Raph is going to slay.
He's our one, the forums Pride,
He's a BB house-Mate today
Raph-ael,Raph-ael,
Raph is going to slay.
He's our one, the forums Pride,
He's a BB house-Mate today

His fans began to grow,
They fought and picked a side,
Like a tyfoon, did Vanny fight
She defeated all-in-her-stride
Beside the houses-Kween he sank
In Thorn Cottage with his lot
Chanelle and he played a prank
But only he got caught!

Raph-ael,Raph-ael,
Raph is going to slay.
He's our one, the forums Pride,
He's a BB house-Mate today
Raph-ael,Raph-ael,
Raph is going to slay.
He's our one, the forums Pride,
He's a BB house-Mate today

And now the house will grow
Welcome to Isabelle
With Lotan she went toe to toe
And the popular crew it fell;
Her tide was riding high
Lotan misjudged his prey
She laughed as they went brawling by,
And Ellie yelled "Hit Maeeee!

Raph-ael,Raph-ael,
Raph is going to slay.
He's our one, the forums Pride,
He's a BB house-Mate today
Raph-ael,Raph-ael,
Raph is going to slay.
He's our one, the forums Pride,

[RileyH]

And Ellie yelled "Hit Maeeee!"

:joker:

[Wizard.]

Love it Niamh! And ANOTHER Isabelle cameo? Wow she really is the winner of 2017.

[Jamie89]

Isabelle and Lotan being the new Trump and Hillary in xmasvision entries :laugh: Brilliant Niamh well done :clap1:

[Shaun]

[pretend Croatia's postcard is here]

[Shaun]

Artist: Kylie
Title: Your Forum Needs You

It's a post apocalyptic TiBB. Big Brother has ended, members have left to pastures new, and only a few remain to clean the dust off the Towers' mantelpieces. Josy is replying to her own posts sarcastically, Niamh is creating quizzes for herself, and Dezzy has been creating multi's to drag for sport.

Enter Kylie to resurrect a floundering TiBB and bring back the members that once made it... less floundering.

iqtzMue6Izw

Your forum, your forum, your forum needs you!

Desperately seeking members
To keep tibb active
The lack of conversation has
Left admin panicked

But the forum still needs you
For advertising revenue

So let's post through all of this
Tibb's not over it still lives
The whole world should be reading all your views
Be the forum's muse

Your forum, your forum, your forum needs you!
Your forum, your forum, your forum needs you!

The chat thread's now empty
Yes Scott has vanished
Marsh is nowhere to be seen
(He's on the ban list)

From LukeB to Natalie
From y.winter to Ammi

So come back and post on tibb
Even if it's just a gif
Doesn't have to be clever any will do
Even orangu

ooh ooh oh ohh / ahh ahh ah ahhh

Niemand hier om je faves te stan
Niemand om shade gooi
Deze vertaling is een beetje een puinhoop
Meh, het is dichtbij genoeg raden ik

So from Reece's indie hits
To gay anthems just like this
There's enough without BB to amuse
Buy this on iTunes

Your forum, your forum, your forum needs you!
Your forum, your forum, your forum needs you!
Your forum, your forum, your forum needs you!
Your forum, your forum, your forum needs you!

iqtzMue6Izw

[Shaun]

COME THRU WITH THE DUTCH :clap1:

[Wizard.]

This couldn't be anymore relevant! :love: Love it Jamie! What does the foreign say?

[RileyH]

Amazing Jamie :clap1::joker:

[Jamie89]

COME THRU WITH THE DUTCH :clap1:

This couldn't be anymore relevant! :love: Love it Jamie! What does the foreign say?

Thank you :love:

It's meant to be...

Nobody here to stan your faves
Nobody to throw shade
This translation is a bit of a mess
Meh, it's close enough I guess

(bc I think the actual translation is a bit off - I don't think 'stan' is a thing in Dutch :laugh: )

[Jamie89]

Amazing Jamie :clap1::joker:

Thanks :love:

[Wizard.]

Thank you :love:

It's meant to be...

Nobody here to stan your faves
Nobody to throw shade
This translation is a bit of a mess
Meh, it's close enough I guess

(bc I think the actual translation is a bit off - I don't think 'stan' is a thing in Dutch :laugh: )

:joker::joker:

[Shaun]

I don't think 'stan' is a thing in Dutch :laugh: )

if only we knew someone who could introduce it to them :think:

[Shaun]

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[Wizard.]

This is gonna be a tear jerker I can feel it? After so many bops.

[Shaun]

'Him.'
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Time has changed,
I feel a much better man today than I was before,
It's like before today I was exiled from my positive mind,
and now he's set me free as soon as he entered the door,
Before he entered my life, all I saw was misery and pain,
Forever in turmoil, arguing, ending friendships,
But now he's here I don't wanna be that negative guy,
That I was once was, Life now has meaning, I guess things meant it
To be this way

I guess I make it obvious in every way, He's on my mind every day,
I really fricking love him,
Maybe it's him charm, or the way he smiles, I wanna be with him forever and a while,
I really fricking love him,
I do

He's an american guy,
Hyper at most times, camp, strange and weird too,
But I honestly love all that about him,
People try to get to me, but he's the reason I no longer feel blue,
I don't why things seem so different around him,
Maybe his loving energy makes me feel much better,
He's such a charmer, such a lover,
And I love reading every one of his love letters,
And well I,

I guess I make it obvious in every way, He's on my mind every day,
I really fricking love him,
Maybe it's him charm, or the way he smiles, I wanna be with him forever and a while,
I really fricking love him,
I do

But what am I gonna do,
If the sky turns grey, my heart turns blue,
and he leaves me in the dark,
My life won't be the same,
But thats distance for you,
Love sucks when you live really far,

I guess I make it obvious in every way, He's on my mind every day,
Even though our time is slim,
Maybe it's our distance, or the way I'm paranoid, I know we won't last forever and a while,
I'd really fricking miss him, But I know I cannot swim,
for 4000 Miles.

(and then I guess I just adlibbed towards the end)

[Wizard.]

Shook I wasn't expecting that! Ed Sheeran who? anyway this was amazing well done for having the guts :love:

p.s. Is this about Morgan (Blurryface)?

[Shaun]

We're now halfway through the setlist so if anyone wants to go and get a drink, empty their bowels, answer the door to random death threats, clean their car, brush their teeth... etc... then feel free. I'll be back in ten because I'm doing all five! :)

[Wizard.]

We're now halfway through the setlist so if anyone wants to go and get a drink, empty their bowels, answer the door to random death threats, clean their car, brush their teeth... etc... then feel free. I'll be back in ten because I'm doing all five! :)

I did all that before hand which was only 50 minutes ago!

[Jamie89]

Wow I wasn't ready for that! Amazing/brave/talented, I loved it, well done :clap1: :clap1:

[RileyH]

wow king of ukuleles

[Wizard.]

Lewis the melody kind of reminded me of this amazing tune

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[Shaun]

iGgeiTXz54s

[Shaun]

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And the lyrics in full:

https://i.imgur.com/KmN13J2.png

[RileyH]

lmao that has cheered me right up :laugh2:

[Wizard.]

Why was I TERRFIED to press the play button? Anyway that was amazing had me smiling and giggling the whole way through :laugh: love the use of emoji's, well done Shaun :clap1:

[Josiah.]

Very good Shaun, love it! :)

[Shaun]

i was going to sing it but couldn't find the time to myself (ie without someone else in the house hearing me manically whispering EVILGRIN)

[Shaun]

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[Josiah.]

Surprise everyone; I have another custom song for you all!!!

[Shaun]

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Artist: Josiah Stuart
Song: Places

Life is changing
but in these places
time stands still for you.
The highest mountains
and deepest oceans
but in these places
time stands still for you.

In these places
we see the universe
through new eyes.
Flowing rivers and
rolling thunder never
cease to amaze.

Life is changing
but in these places
time stands still for you.
The highest mountains
and deepest oceans
but in these places
time stands still for you.

The rocky valleys
and rushing waters
can calm, renew.
The skies and seas
the wind and rain
know no end forever.

Life is changing
but in these places
time stands still for you.
The highest mountains
and deepest oceans
but in these places
time stands still for you.

The dusk and dawn
are crisp and calm
the dew reforms.
These places now
near and far
are alive again.

Life is changing
but in these places
time stands still for you.
The highest mountains
and deepest oceans
but in these places
time stands still for you.

In these places
we see the universe
through new eyes.
Flowing rivers and
rolling thunder never
cease to amaze.

Life is changing
but in these places
time stands still for you.
The highest mountains
and deepest oceans
but in these places
time stands still for you.

Life is changing
but in these places
time stands still for you.
The highest mountains
and deepest oceans
but in these places
time stands still for you.

[Jamie89]

Omg I thought that was Nicky's entry :laugh2: I only just realised it was yours Shaun... it was hilarious! Who else lost it at Gail Porter?

[Shaun]

:love:

[Wizard.]

Another great beautiful original Josiah :love:

[T*]

oh so I could’ve had Sweden after all lol

[Josiah.]

Thanks Shaun, thanks Riley!

[Jamie89]

Wonderful as always Josiah :love: Beautiful lyrics

[Shaun]

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[Josiah.]

Thanks Jamie!

[Wizard.]

Thanks Shaun, thanks Riley!

My favourite lyrics is this:

The dusk and dawn
are crisp and calm
the dew reforms.
These places now
near and far
are alive again.

[Jamie89]

oh so I could’ve had Sweden after all lol

Do a Jake and write a last minute entry that puts us all to shame

[T*]

1xh_ebf1228

And the lyrics in full:

https://i.imgur.com/KmN13J2.png

:joker::joker: the Gail parts omfg

[Shaun]

This is Our Christmas Song is the title of my entry
Artists: Johnny Logan & Kelly Clarkson

Instrumental music:
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song lyrics:
One Step at a Time, Planting the Christmas Tree

and Let It Go, Let it GOooooooo

when it starts to snow

i fall to pieces, back to earth whenever

One Step at a Time, Baking the Cookies

in time for some bookies

Blurryface because of the snow is in my face

all this sexual talk on tibb, what a disgrace

One Step at a Time, for the most wonderful time of the year

no need for us to cower in fear

for ISIS and all the madness in the world

time for us to sing, dance and twirl

Lost in Time now, i'm getting back together

Let It Go, Gooooooooooooo

Gimme hope, forever

all the poems from Hog

clears away all the Fog

One Step at a Time, Wrapping the Christmas Presents

letter to loved ones we send

''Chorus''

This is our Christmas Song, i'm gonna play it, up up up all night long, oh up up all night long

we, we are so lovely during holiday season

no need for treason

love me for a reason

This is our Christmas Song, i forgot how to turn it up up up all night long, oh up up all night long

One Step at a Time, picking up the pieces, we're in love forever

till we've got the best chrismas ever, Best Christmas EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

picking up the pieces, we're in love forever

This is Our Christmas Song we are gonna sing for you, youuuuuuuuuuuuuu

hello people sing it, hello people dance it, hello people live it nowwwwww

One Step at a Time, till next year again we say

XMASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
XMASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

This is our Christmas Song

[Josiah.]

That was... interesting.

[Shaun]

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[Wizard.]

Slay Nicky! This made me cackle

all this sexual talk on tibb, what a disgrace

And an ISIS cameo? What more could a Christmas song give?

[Shaun]

Don't Cry For Me, T.I.B.B
By Dezzy Peron

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Several years have passed since Josy Tizon was exiled from Tibb due to the fact that James now preferred the much younger, prettier and popular Dezzy Peron and had made him Admin in her place. Years of prosperity flew by in what felt like an instant but behind the scenes in the dark desolate wasteland that was Serious Debates, an anti-Dezzy movement was gaining momentum....The Dexit movement

CHERIE, JAXIE, BRILLOPAD, ALF all armed with Anti-Dezzy protest placards

De-mod ha! De-mod ha! De-mod ha! De-mod ha! De-mod ha! De-mod ha! De-mod ha!

DEZZY standing gloriously above his haters on a balcony is addressing the crowd as the rebellion against him is trying to break down the doors..

(Unlike Lucas) I'm not easy, and I'll never change
I don't care if you think I'm a face or a heel
It doesn't change that I'm still number one
You may not like me, All you believe is that the stories are true
Although I've never crossed the line (Dezzy breaks character to screech at his haters that only Ben has ever used his Mod privileges to ban someone he dislikes)
I'm just trying to bring order to this zoo
But that task's too much, the members are too strange *Side eyes the Rileys*
Couldn't handle all of that spiel
Couldn't deal with Marsh, that sloppy bottom (A stern Bosnian & Herzegovinan representative crosses off 'Make a gay reference about Marsh' from a list for in those countries it is a criminal act punishable by ten years in a work camp to not have at least one reference to Marsh's sexuality in their Eurovision songs)
Marc's not my type and Scott's on Red Stripe!, ew!
Luke and Adam never impressed me at all
But no one expected them to

Don't cry for me, T.I.B.B
The truth is, I never loved you
All through my messy days, this mod's existence
You faces scare me *Screams like Gail Weathers from Scream when he takes a look in Meet the Members*
So please keep your distance

And as for Josy, and as for James
Who even made them Admin?
And potatoes are all Niamh ever talk about
Matt is Irrel, and Nathan looks like a trout
When it comes to Vicky, oh my it's all become hazy (she's carted on stage tied down to a horizontal bed, she's wearing a Hannibal Lector styled face mask)
I won't say a word, that bitch is crazyyyyyyyyyyy

Being a true queen of the people, Dezzy leaps down from the Balcony to mingle with his beloved public. He is seen hugging and shaking hands with the downtrodden and unwashed likes of Scott, Lucas, Caitlin, Shaun, Niamh, Jason, Ross and other no hopers, after which Dezzy returns to the balcony in time for the chorus, subtly washing his hands with hand wash as he goes.

Don't cry for me, T.I.B.B
The truth is, I never loved you
All through my messy days, this mod's existence
You faces scare me
Don't cry for me, T.I.B.B
The truth is, I'm glad to leave you
Although it'll be hard for you without me
I'm still the best
and always will be

A Christmas tree is revealed at the far right of the stage where Brillopad is waving her 'Dexit' sign, it is adorned by Marsh wearing a fairy outfit (the B&H official nods in approval). Behind them is a tapestry explaining the B&H Christmas tradition and origin. Christmas came to B&H in the form of Saint Gemma Collins whom the people believed fell to earth through a hole in the sky and taught the people the true meaning of Christmas (but not before demanding a spot on 'Striktno Dori Plesanja'). Now every Christmas it's customary for people to introduce themselves to new people as 'Gemma, you silly ****' as well as listening to the entirety of '50 words for Snow' in place of traditional Christmas Carols (it is not known how this relates to Saint Gemma Collins).

De-mod ha! De-mod ha! De-mod ha! De-mod ha! De-mod ha! De-mod ha! De-mod ha!


Serious Debates, there's so much to say but I can't even
Modding it could make me an alcoholic *asks Scott to share his Red Stripe, Scott responds like a cat threatened with the prospect of water*
I am SO done, I am so through

Don't cry for me, T.I.B.B
The truth is, I never loved you
All through my messy days, this mod's existence
You faces scare me
Don't cry for me, T.I.B.B
The truth is, I'm glad to leave you
Although it'll be hard for you without me
I'm still the best
and always will be


Have I said too much?
There's no other ways in which I can drag you
But all you have to do is look in the mirror and know
That every word is true

The protesters manage to get their voices heard and Dezzy is escorted out of Tibb Towers and placed into a fancy car, to be exiled to Digital Spy where he must atone for his alleged sins by creating several top ten lists a day consisting of moments from the TV show 'Friends' regardless the fact it ended over ten years ago. Despite this, he waves regally at his fans, both the true and the confused ones. As he exits stage right and drives off into the sunset, the weather turns stormy and the stage darkens as Josy returns from exile. Realising the horrors they've brought upon them, Brillopad looks to the dimming sunset and, like Rose in Titanic calling out to the lifeboats, Brillo quietly calls out 'come back!' to the recently departed Dezzy but it's too late. Josy has returned and has already outlawed discussion of any soaps that aren't River City, the linking and discussion of any music not made by the Proclaimers as well as enforcing a rule in which everyone must like the pictures of her meals on Instagram. Dark times.

[Jamie89]

Well done Nicky that was great :clap1:

Slay Nicky! This made me cackle



And an ISIS cameo? What more could a Christmas song give?

I agree, ISIS and sex are the two things sorely missing from most christmas songs tbh

[Josiah.]

Dezzy, you might think you have a bad song; but oh my gosh, that was hilarious.

[Wizard.]

Dezzy that was iconic! Had me howling and

But that task's too much, the members are too strange *Side eyes the Rileys*

:laugh2:

[Shaun]

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[Jamie89]

Why does Dezzy always hussle us by claiming his entry isn't going to be very good, that was brilliant :laugh2:

Brillopad looks to the dimming sunset and, like Rose in Titanic calling out to the lifeboats, Brillo quietly calls out 'come back!' to the recently departed Dezzy but it's too late.

This imagery though :laugh2:

[Shaun]

Artist: Shilpa Shetty
Song title: Dirk

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Dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk
You see me I be Dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk
You see me do me Dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk
There's something 'bout that Dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk
When you a gon' Dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk
Me na care if me tired, tired, tired, tired, tired, tired

Join me I deserved it
No time to have you lurking
If I got right then you might like it
You know I dealt with you the nicest
Nobody touch me, in the righteous
Nobody text me in a crisis
I believed all of your dreams are duration
You took my heart and my keys and my patience
You took my heart off my sleeve a decoration
You mistaken my love I brought for you for foundation
All that I wanted from you was to gimme
Something that I never had
Something that you've never seen
Something that you've never been
But I wake up and everything’s wrong

Just get ready for Dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk
You see me I be Dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk
You see me do me Dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk
There's something 'bout that Dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk
Dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk
When you a gon' Dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk
Before the table Dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk

Baby something please
Baby don’t you leave
Don’t leave me stuck here in the streets oh oh
If I get another chance to
I will never, no never neglect you
I mean who am I to hold your past against you
I just hope that it gets to you
I hope that you see this through
I hope that you see this true
What can I say?
Please recognize I’m trying baby

I been Dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk
You see me I be Dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk
You see me do me Dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk
There's something 'bout that Dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk
When you a gon' learn,Dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk
Me na care if me tired, tired, tired, tired, tired, tired

Yeah, okay you need to get Dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk
That’ll work, come over
We just need to slow the motion
Don't give that away to no one
Long distance, I need you
When I see potential I just gotta see it through
If you had a twin I would still choose you
I don't wanna rush into it, if it's too soon
But I know you need to get done, done, done, done
If you come over
Sorry if I’m way less friendly
I got *****s tryna end me
Oh, yeah, I spilled all my emotions tonight, I’m sorry
Rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling
How many more shots until you’re rolling?
We just need a face to face
You could pick the time and a place
You spent some time away
Now you need to forward

And gimme me all the Dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk
You see me I be Dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk
You see me do me Dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk
There's something 'bout that Dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk
When you a gon' Dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk
Me na care if me tired, tired, tired, tired, tired, tired

Mmmmm
Mmmmm
Dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk, dirk
Mmmmm

http://www.topnews.in/files/Shilpa-Shetty_15.jpg

[Josiah.]

I'm howling! Lilbro was brilliant at writing this!

[Wizard.]

What's a Dirk? Anyway well done Ant :clap1:

[RileyH]

They've all been brilliant :laugh: Well done everyone :clap1::love:

[Shaun]

I did say there were 10 songs... well an 11th has come in...

[Wizard.]

I did say there were 10 songs... well an 11th has come in...

https://media.tenor.com/images/1e425f0991c66cd840f78b389e84f5c9/tenor.gif

[Shaun]

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(ignore the song title/artist, we have a new member representing Sweden. Well, I say new...)

[T*]

[enters, clearly intoxicated/shaken and in the middle of a breakdown]
I heard u all wanted a piece of me

[Wizard.]

https://media.giphy.com/media/l2QZOisDFpXwFu4ta/giphy.gif

[Shaun]

i did this in literally less than 5 minutes because there was only 10 entries and I felt bad that I wouldn’t be taking part I’m sorry it’s so bad
if any of you try and take Sweden again I will hurt you

The Snow Hoe - Josy Can You Hear Me?
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O yeah
Last night I took a walk into the internet so
Members happy and joyful, like buttons aglow
Seems like everyone but us is above
Josy can you hear me?
I signed my PM that I sealed with a kiss
I sent it off and just said this
I know exactly what I want this year
Josy can you hear me?
I want my button ( button button )
I want someone to like me
And something to click
Maybe, maybe (maybe maybe)
It’ll be all my own in a big red button
Josy can you hear me?
I have been so good this year
And all I want is one thing
Tell me my like button is here
It’s all I want just for me
Underneath my Christmas tree
Ill be waiting here
Josy that's my only wish this year
O yeah
Yeah
Christmas Eve I just can't sleep
Would I be wrong for taking a peek?
'Cause I heard that the servers are slowing down
Josy can you hear me?
I really hope that your on your way
With something special
For me in your sleigh
Oh please make my wish come true
Josy can you hear me?
I want my button (button button)
I want someone to like me
This place is getting old
Maybe maybe (maybe maybe)
We'll be all happy with a place to go
Josy can you hear me?
I have been so good this year
And all I want is one thing
Tell me my button is here
Its all I want just for me
Underneath my Christmas tree
Ill be waiting here
Josy that's my only wish this year
I hope my PM reaches you in time
Oh yea
Bring me a like button so I can call it mine
Oh yea
Cause I been so good so good this year
Oo
Can't be stuck in 1992
It’s all I want in a big red bow
Josy can you hear me
I have been so good this year
And all I want is one thing
Tell me my button is here
It’s all I want just for me
Underneath my Christmas tree
Ill be waiting here
Josy that's my only wish this year
Aaa
Oh Josy
Aaa
Can you hear me?
Aaa
Oo Josy
Well it’s all I want just for me
Underneath my Christmas tree
Ill be waiting here
Josy that's my only wish this year
Josy that's my only wish this year

~

[T*]

-stumbles past everyone and drags self on stage-

[Jamie89]

Well done Ant :clap1:

[Josiah.]

Well done Tom (your comeback as Sweden is brilliant as ever)!

[Wizard.]

https://media1.tenor.com/images/c1268e9c509ef70970aff7447fab84f9/tenor.gif?itemid=7915019

I love Christmas Britney! Very good for being written in 5 minutes :clap1:

[Jamie89]

Yas Tom! It's not the same without you (and Sweden) taking part, well done :clap1:

[Josiah.]

Pretty shortly, you will see my hosting debut (with the voting details)!

[Ant.]

I'm screaming :joker: well done everyone! My cheeks hurt from laughing so much

[Shaun]

http://i.imgur.com/rjedFDF.png
Now that Carole has joined the backstage party with the Belarussian delegates...
We thought it'd be best to sneak in and give you the voting details before she spreads such vicious lies about us again.
*turns to Augustine*
Nobody will ever break us, my sweet.
*Augustine tears up*
Not even Carole Vincent?
Not even Carole Vincent. The voting for Xmasvision 2017 is now... open!

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#1 - http://theforgivenessproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/UK-flag-100x100.png - United Kingdom - "Look What Lotan Made Me Do" by Isabelle Warburton (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9747758&postcount=146)
#2 - https://www.internetnews.me/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/catalan-flag-100x100.png - Catalonia - "Category Is (The Remix Pt. II)" by RiPaul, LukeBint, Adam Polyester, Mitchell Failor & Nicke Uncoulee (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9747770&postcount=154)
#3 - https://i0.wp.com/www.travelhooligan.com/wp-content/uploads/ireland-flag-2.png?resize=100%2C100&ssl=1 - Ireland - "Stan" by Vanestiny's Child (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9747780&postcount=163)
#4 - https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0f/Flag_of_Vojskovodja_%28Marchal%29_in_Independent_S tate_of_Croatia.svg/100px-Flag_of_Vojskovodja_%28Marchal%29_in_Independent_S tate_of_Croatia.svg.png - Croatia - "Your Forum Needs You" by Kylie (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9747792&postcount=168)
#5 - https://www.nicopure.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/flag-bulgaria-100x100.jpg - Bulgaria - "Him" by TwentyOneThrones (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9747812&postcount=178)
#6 - http://www.mgmmedicalconsultants.com/wp-content/uploads/elementor/thumbs/flag-belarus-nbzo8ey2cc5hsee1gz0vau26jxlb575mbp7btqbz6w.png - Belarus - "Deck the Boards" by Nicky91 (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9747831&postcount=186)
#7 - http://wiki.brawlhalla.com/images/thumb/2/24/AvatarDenmarkFlag.png/100px-AvatarDenmarkFlag.png - Denmark - "Places" by Josiah Stuart (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9747852&postcount=193)
#8 - https://image.spreadshirtmedia.net/image-server/v1/mp/compositions/T812A317MPA1667PT17X78Y53D138759819S17/views/1,width=100,height=100,appearanceId=317,background Color=3A3D87,noPt=true/kosovo-flag-mens-premium-t-shirt.jpg - Kosovo - "This Is Our Christmas Song" by Johnny Logan & Kelly Clarkson (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9747873&postcount=205)
#9 - http://flagfactory.com.au/media/catalog/product/cache/1/small_image/100x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/m/e/mediumbosnia-flag.png - Bosnia and Herzegovina - "Don't Cry for Me, T.I.B.B." by Dezzy Peron (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9747879&postcount=209)
#10 - https://image.spreadshirtmedia.com/image-server/v1/mp/compositions/P1002706687T812A366MPC1004648438PA1663PT17/views/1,width=100,height=100,appearanceId=366,background Color=C20329,noPt=true,version=1473664654/flag-of-albania-t-shirts-men-s-premium-t-shirt.jpg - Albania - "Dirk" by Shilpa Shetty (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9747887&postcount=215)
#11 - http://wiki.brawlhalla.com/images/thumb/b/b8/AvatarSwedishFlag.png/100px-AvatarSwedishFlag.png - Sweden - "Josy Can You Hear Me?" by The Snow Hoe (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9747901&postcount=224)
#12 - https://image.spreadshirtmedia.com/image-server/v1/mp/compositions/P105980392T210A1MPC112498308PA330PT17/views/1,width=100,height=100,appearanceId=1,backgroundCo lor=E8E8E8,version=1485256808/israel-flag-t-shirt-men-s-t-shirt.jpg - Israel - "I'm a Racist and I Didn't Know" by the Tel Aviv String Quartet and a Guy On a Little Keyboard (http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9748060&postcount=251)

Judges, please head to the TiBB Social Group to receive your instructions on how to vote.

Everyone else - including any participants that are not judges :laugh: - you may vote by PMing me the following form filled in with 10 songs:

12pts (favourite entry): ____
10pts (2nd favourite entry): ____
8pts (3rd favourite entry... etc): ____
7pts:
6pts:
5pts:
4pts:
3pts:
2pts:
1pt:

Members who are taking part in the game cannot vote for themselves! So if you want to vote you are essentially ranking the other 10 songs that aren't yours :p

Votes are open until 7pm tomorrow!

[Josiah.]

My hosting debut!!!

[Jamie89]

Good luck everyone, voting's going to be tough! Thank you Shaun and Josiah for all the hard work :love:

My hosting debut!!!

:clap1: You and Carole to become the new Rudolph and Augustine?

[Josiah.]

Probably not Carole... but its looking highly likely for me.

[Jamie89]

i was going to sing it but couldn't find the time to myself (ie without someone else in the house hearing me manically whispering EVILGRIN)

Please do this at some point anyway... it needs to happen

[Wizard.]

Well done Josiah I'm digging the French! Good luck everyone else you will definitely receive points from me :spin:

[Shaun]

FAO Judges - the topic is now posted in the social group

[TwentyOneThrones]

Shook I wasn't expecting that! Ed Sheeran who? anyway this was amazing well done for having the guts :love:

p.s. Is this about Morgan (Blurryface)?

No it isnt about Morgan. Its about a guy that I met from 'Murica (hense the miles reference)

[TwentyOneThrones]

Thanks for the feedback btw ppls! Honestly thought mine was rlly sh_t but I guess seeing the positive feedback is uplifting! So thanks! :D

[Wizard.]

No it isnt about Morgan. Its about a guy that I met from 'Murica (hense the miles reference)

I know, it was just kind of a joke because I know you have met in real life. Anyway I loved your performance :love:

[Wizard.]

FAO Judges - the topic is now posted in the social group

Btw how does judging work? Can they vote for themselves?

[Josiah.]

Also, for tomorrow (or Sunday evening depending on when points are received by Shaun); get ready to see the points presented in a whole new way.

[TwentyOneThrones]

I know, it was just kind of a joke because I know you have met in real life. Anyway I loved your performance :love:

oh ok :hee:

[Jamie89]

Shaun, I've just noticed that Lewis' (bulgaria) link opens up the postcard rather than his entry (in the post with everyone's entries)

(The other links all work fine btw, to save you checking them all)

[TwentyOneThrones]

yikes...

[Withano]

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And the lyrics in full:

https://i.imgur.com/KmN13J2.png

This made my entire year so much better.

[Tom4784]

Ugh, so many flawfree entries :clap1:

[Babayaro.]

1xh_ebf1228

And the lyrics in full:

https://i.imgur.com/KmN13J2.png

:joker::joker::joker:

:clap1:

[Shaun]

Shaun, I've just noticed that Lewis' (bulgaria) link opens up the postcard rather than his entry (in the post with everyone's entries)

(The other links all work fine btw, to save you checking them all)

D'oh! Thanks, have edited it now