Daniel Craig has brought a house near me

[thesheriff443]

Just been told by my neighbour that Daniel Craig has brought a house one road over from my house.

Will be on the look out for 007.

[Niamh.]

You must live somewhere very posh Sheriff :laugh:

[thesheriff443]

You must live somewhere very posh Sheriff :laugh:

Its in the country, rural, cottages and barn conversions but just down the road is Windsor castle.

On my road a guy has a house and polo complex he is worth 80 billion.

[thesheriff443]

But its also close to run down areas.

[caprimint]

What is a Daniel Craig

[Crimson Dynamo]

Yeah well if he moved his wheely bin over to my side of the path I would be like:

"oi Bond, you might get away with a stunt like that on a Volcano island hideaway but round here that gets you a skelp n the lug you posho twat"

That would learn the dick


:idc:

[thesheriff443]

Yeah well if he moved his wheely bin over to my side of the path I would be like:

"oi Bond, you might get away with a stunt like that on a Volcano island hideaway but round here that gets you a skelp n the lug you posho twat"

That would learn the dick


:idc:

He would of course apologise to you go inside and tell his wife he has just met the village idiot.

[Babayaro.]

Just been told by my neighbour that Daniel Craig has brought a house one road over from my house.

Will be on the look out for 007.

He must be very strong to be able to carry an entire house.

[thesheriff443]

He must be very strong to be able to carry an entire house.

Predicted phone text to blame

[Marsh.]

Get them binoculars out for the lovely Rachel Weisz.

[Nicky91]

who cares about the worst james bond actor ever :joker: :joker:

[the truth]

Brought or bought? Houseboat?

[Locke.]

Top guy, proper Liverpool supporter. Should get him to sign up here and replace adam

[thesheriff443]

who cares about the worst james bond actor ever :joker: :joker:

Never asked anyone to care, but he is a great James bond.

[Nicky91]

Never asked anyone to care, but he is a great James bond.

he's dull, Bond should be charming yet funny as his personality, both things which he's not :nono: :fan:

[Ramsay]

What does he smell like?

[Niamh.]

What does he smell like?

http://www.sharegif.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/2-Fear-and-Loathing-in-Las-Vegas-quotes.gif

[Ramsay]

Lynx Africa?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Lynx Africa?

racist

[Denver]

Top guy, proper Liverpool supporter. Should get him to sign up here and replace adam

He will agree with me taa

[user104658]

On my road a guy has a house and polo complex he is worth 80 billion.

:joker: I'm guessing you mean 80 million, unless it's Jeff Bezos (the CEO of Amazon) or Bill Gates :think:. Not many others worth upwards of 30 billion. And that's US dollars. No one is worth 80 billion pounds...