Mark
28-02-2002, 09:48 PM
Written by ROB
Mr Clarke, down on that knee, now!
"Here's the deal":
H: Why are we out here in the shed Paul Clarke? It's all dark and there's cobwebs in my hair! Uuuur, they’re all in my hair!
P:It don't bloody matter mate! Your hair looks fine.
H: Umm, no, I don't think so!!
P: Helen..
H: What Paul?
P: You know I said I've lived my adult life like an international pop star..
H: Yes Paul
P: Well, I want you to be my roadie on a massive inter-galactic tour of the universe through multiple dimensions into infinity!
H: What?
P: I want you to be with me all the time.
H: Why?
P: Cos I do!
H: Can I wear Glitter?
P: Yeah, course you can!
H: And be all sparkly?
P: Yeah.
H: And do dancin'?
P: Yeah, I love to see you dancin'
H: And we'll still do lots of stuff?
P: Yeaaahhh!
H: Does stuff mean STUFF?
P: Yeah
H: I wanna do lots of stuff
P: No S**T!
H: Alright then
P: Cool
H: Paul..
P: Yeah
H: What's infinity mean?
Mr Clarke, down on that knee, now!
"Here's the deal":
H: Why are we out here in the shed Paul Clarke? It's all dark and there's cobwebs in my hair! Uuuur, they’re all in my hair!
P:It don't bloody matter mate! Your hair looks fine.
H: Umm, no, I don't think so!!
P: Helen..
H: What Paul?
P: You know I said I've lived my adult life like an international pop star..
H: Yes Paul
P: Well, I want you to be my roadie on a massive inter-galactic tour of the universe through multiple dimensions into infinity!
H: What?
P: I want you to be with me all the time.
H: Why?
P: Cos I do!
H: Can I wear Glitter?
P: Yeah, course you can!
H: And be all sparkly?
P: Yeah.
H: And do dancin'?
P: Yeah, I love to see you dancin'
H: And we'll still do lots of stuff?
P: Yeaaahhh!
H: Does stuff mean STUFF?
P: Yeah
H: I wanna do lots of stuff
P: No S**T!
H: Alright then
P: Cool
H: Paul..
P: Yeah
H: What's infinity mean?