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Ant.
27-10-2017, 10:47 AM
I used to think you could be arrested if you were a vegetarian and ate meat. Even though my mum tried to tell me otherwise, I had none of it! She explained it POORLY.

What did you believe as a kid?

Lostie!
27-10-2017, 10:51 AM
I wouldn't drink Ribena Toothkind because I thought it had teeth floating in it.

smudgie
27-10-2017, 10:59 AM
Sex was something only cows in a field did:conf:
Ruddy mother was a nut job.:joker:

Amy Jade
27-10-2017, 11:14 AM
Mince pies had meat in them

Nicky91
27-10-2017, 11:17 AM
i believed in a magic food factory, that all food was created by magic :joker:

T*
27-10-2017, 11:23 AM
If you turned car interior lights on whilst someone was driving you would be pulled over

Crimson Dynamo
27-10-2017, 11:29 AM
heaven, ghosts, magic, scotland would win the world cup

carzy stuff

Nicky91
27-10-2017, 11:31 AM
heaven, ghosts, magic, scotland would win the world cup

carzy stuff

scotland winning the world cup, that would be a dream come true for you scots :flutter:

Cherie
27-10-2017, 01:47 PM
there used to be this ad for washing powder where the bubbles ate the dirt, I thought that happened in the washing machine and the bubbles were alive

Cal.
27-10-2017, 01:54 PM
I used to think sex and sleeping together were two different things (and I knew sleeping together was something sexual not just the act of sleeping in the same bed).

LukeB
27-10-2017, 01:55 PM
you won't be able to see in the dark if you don't eat your carrots

RileyH
27-10-2017, 01:56 PM
If someone had a cat they were a witch

Babayaro.
27-10-2017, 02:00 PM
Sex was something only cows in a field did:conf:
Ruddy mother was a nut job.:joker:

I mean, Katie Hopkins exists...

Josy
27-10-2017, 02:09 PM
Eat your crusts or you wont get curly hair :rolleyes:

I don't want curly hair, I spend hours ****ing straightening it :fist:

Mystic Mock
29-10-2017, 02:58 PM
1. Santa Claus
2. That there was monsters in the House
3. That adults were always adults and that they never were children and had to grow up like I was doing.

Basically I was a bit thick as a child, and probably still can be on certain things.:joker:

Smithy
29-10-2017, 03:01 PM
If you turned car interior lights on whilst someone was driving you would be pulled over

my mum told me this too :fist:



I used to think the weatherman/woman would decide who gets what weather, i'd always get really annoyed whenever it was sunny in London and raining at home :joker:

Matthew.
29-10-2017, 03:26 PM
I mean, Katie Hopkins exists...

Oh no, you didn’t :shocked::shocked:

Morgan.
29-10-2017, 03:30 PM
If you turned car interior lights on whilst someone was driving you would be pulled over

I'm still told this but there's no truth in it :joker:

Matthew.
29-10-2017, 03:34 PM
If you slept with your socks on, your feet fell off in the night.

Dad is the King of Britain, but if I tell anyone, he will have to step down.

When you buy a house, you have to pay around £200,000 all in one lump sum.

Gary Barlow is a member of Coronation Street.

All TV shows are filmed live.

The name Sean is pronounced “Seen” (Even worse that my cousin is called Sean)

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Withano
29-10-2017, 03:34 PM
I distinctly remember winnie the pooh telling me that clouds were made by cloud machines, so why was he a compulsive ****ing liar.

Morgan.
29-10-2017, 03:40 PM
If you slept with your socks on, your feet fell off in the night.

Dad is the King of Britain, but if I tell anyone, he will have to step down.

When you buy a house, you have to pay around £200,000 all in one lump sum.

Gary Barlow is a member of Coronation Street.

All TV shows are filmed live.

The name Sean is pronounced “Seen” (Even worse that my cousin is called Sean)

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So when Emmerdale or other soaps have a special 'live' episode they're actually prerecorded? :joker:

Withano
29-10-2017, 03:41 PM
I used to think sex and sleeping together were two different things (and I knew sleeping together was something sexual not just the act of sleeping in the same bed).

I blame american tv and their pre-watershed phrases. All the blokes in FRIENDS also used to go on about "getting in to her pants" and I could never work out why crossdressing was a thing they looked forward to when meeting a love interest, but that was my top theory.

Daniel-X
29-10-2017, 04:28 PM
My mam used to tell me that swearing would get you arrested (this when I was really young and copied what I used to hear from others/TV)

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
29-10-2017, 04:33 PM
my sister’s boyfriend (she’s not with him now but they are still really good friends) was black and he said it was bc his mum put him in the oven when he was a baby :skull: (this is a ****ed up thing to say to a 9 year old but he was otherwise lovely <3)

Rob!
29-10-2017, 04:46 PM
my sister’s boyfriend (she’s not with him now but they are still really good friends) was black and he said it was bc his mum put him in the oven when he was a baby :skull: (this is a ****ed up thing to say to a 9 year old but he was otherwise lovely <3)

:joker::joker::joker::joker:

Rob!
29-10-2017, 04:47 PM
Hobnobs used to do an advert where when someone took a bite of their biscuits, they would just vanish. I used to believe that was real and was literally destroyed when nothing happened.

Matthew.
29-10-2017, 09:13 PM
So when Emmerdale or other soaps have a special 'live' episode they're actually prerecorded? :joker:

That is one big head**** right there

reece(:
29-10-2017, 10:00 PM
The moon was made of cheese

Tozzie
30-10-2017, 06:14 PM
that I'd pee the bed if I picked dandelions

Marsh.
30-10-2017, 06:16 PM
That Dads love their kids.

Withano
30-10-2017, 06:17 PM
that I'd pee the bed if I picked dandelions

Omg is that not true :joker: ****sake, I avoided them like the plague!

Smithy
30-10-2017, 06:29 PM
That Dads love their kids.

*piece by piece plays in the background*

Tozzie
30-10-2017, 06:55 PM
Omg is that not true :joker: ****sake, I avoided them like the plague!

I still wouldn't pick one today just in case :laugh:

Marsh.
30-10-2017, 07:43 PM
*piece by piece plays in the background*

:laugh2: