X Factor Live Shows [Week 1, Discussion thread - on now!]

[Cherie]

I want to be inside Sean whilst Conor’s inside me

:umm2:

[RileyH]

Nicole is one of the worst X Factor Judges ever besides Tulisa - I liked her until this year when I realised she's self absorbed, got a jealousy issue and makes ****e choices

Tulisa is literally the best judge TXF has ever had wym

[Wizard.]

we're not pretending, she isn't

We’ll see sweetie! Tracy Leanne outsold

[RileyH]

don't lie Nicole

[LukeB]

Luke a secret Tulisa stan?

Ugh forgot about her

Bring back Rowland

[Shaun]

*the producers edit out footage of Talia sending a gloating DM to Slavko*

[RileyH]

omg i love ha :love::worship:

[RileyH]

*the producers edit out footage of Talia sending a gloating DM to Slavko*

:joker:

[Barry.]

*the producers edit out footage of Talia sending a gloating DM to Slavko*

:joker:

[Wizard.]

Odd song choice

[Denver]

Not her trying to get the 1D fan base

[Wizard.]

Awful and boring

[Shaun]

wasn't this version of the song done by someone last year?

[RileyH]

ugh she's so good

[Daniel-X]

This is actually really good, Talia can literally make any song good :flutter::love:

[Barry.]

Odd song choice

Nicole trying to get rid of her?

[Morgan.]

Not 'you don't know you're beautiful' :skull: But I still love it!

[Wizard.]

ugh she's so good

OMG do you possess ears on that head of yours?

[LukeB]

wasn't this version of the song done by someone last year?

No,Emily did it slower than this

[Wizard.]

No wonder Nicole sent her home twice already

[Cherie]

Awful and boring

Yep total over rated


Kevin though :love:

[LukeB]

Amazing! The best over

[Denver]

It sounded to theatrical

[Matthew.]

If Kevin goes tonight, I’ll kick off

[Wizard.]

Amazing! The best over

Tracy Leanne Jefford is coming!

[Shaun]

welp she's a goner.

[RileyH]

OMG do you possess ears on that head of yours?

yes :nono:

[Barry.]

It was ok.

[RileyH]

Tracy Leanne Jefford is coming!

stop trying to make Tracy happen

[Morgan.]

Jack and Joel are next and they're doing New Rules Dua Lipa

[LukeB]

Tracy Leanne Jefford is coming!

Awful and boring

[Shaun]

just say she has a big nose, Louis

[Barry.]

Tracy Leanne Jefford is coming!

Whom?

[Wizard.]

just say she has a big nose, Louis

:joker:

[Ross.]

I'm Sharon looking to the producer asking why is Alesha here

[Morgan.]

Rak-Su closing the show

[LukeB]

-no one dances-
Alesha doesn’t like it

[Morgan.]

Jack and Joel are next and they're doing New Rules Dua Lipa

.

[Daniel-X]

Ugh Talia is such a ****ing legend

[RileyH]

-no one dances-
Alesha doesn’t like it

:joker:

[Ross.]

Jack and Joel are next and they're doing New Rules Dua Lipa

Lmao bye

[Daniel-X]

.

Poor Dua.

[Ross.]

-no one dances-
Alesha doesn’t like it

:joker:

[Wizard.]

Ugh Talia is such a ****ing legend

You said Grace is awful I don’t trust your opinion!

[Shaun]

Louis is DEAD to me for shading Taylor Dayne

[Ross.]

I'm Alesha pretending to know who everyone is

[LukeB]

Talia got the famous you remind me of a young qoute from louis :love:

[Barry.]

Louis is DEAD to me for shading Taylor Dayne

Tell it to her heart.

[Daniel-X]

You said Grace is awful I don’t trust your opinion!

You don't trust it because you're scared I'm right and you've been wrong all this time!

[RileyH]

I kinda like these 2

[Wizard.]

These two are gone! (Don’t take that as my prediction Shawn)

[Barry.]

Are Jack and Joel a couple?

[Ross.]

This robbed us of a new Girls Aloud?

[Denver]

The one with glasses is a spit of RileynotHollyoaksone

[Morgan.]

Poor Dua Lipa

[LukeB]

Tragic, they are ruining the song of 2017

[Shaun]

can't we just bring back Diva Fever

[Wizard.]

The one with glasses is a spit of RileynotHollyoaksone

Excuse me?

[Morgan.]

The glasses one is no where near as good

[RileyH]

I like it

[LukeB]

This is already awful

[RileyH]

can't we just bring back Diva Fever

let's not

[Ross.]

Is this me and Shaun bopping alone before Dua became big

[Daniel-X]

Bratavio who?

[Wizard.]

Ouch that rap was so white

[RileyH]

I love this

[Morgan.]

They cant sing live and they've ruined this song

[Morgan.]

I love this

Yeah get out

[Barry.]

Who is Dua?

[RileyH]

the one with the glasses is kinda cute

[LukeB]

Awful! They ruined it

[Shaun]

horrific but they're not going anywhere 'til week 3.

[RileyH]

:clap1::clap1::clap1:

[Wizard.]

Donald Trump did it better

[RileyH]

incredible

[Denver]

Excuse me?

He is vastly better looking though :fan:

[Barry.]

it is.....something.

[Daniel-X]

I love this

*looks round at Shaun, Luke, Ross and Riley. Stirs cocktail, raises eyebrow and takes a small slurp*

[Ross.]

Why are they lapping this mess up :skull:

[Wizard.]

He is vastly better looking though :fan:

Oh piss awf!

[Ross.]

*looks round at Shaun, Luke, Ross and Riley. Stirs cocktail, raises eyebrow and takes a small slurp*

:joker:

[Shaun]

*looks round at Shaun, Luke, Ross and Riley. Stirs cocktail, raises eyebrow and takes a small slurp*

oc34VSbVbSA

[Morgan.]

Who is Dua?

LEAVE

[Cal.]

*looks round at Shaun, Luke, Ross and Riley. Stirs cocktail, raises eyebrow and takes a small slurp*

*doesnt read messages*

Oh wait, that was you!

[Morgan.]

Jack and Joelle

[RileyH]

*looks round at Shaun, Luke, Ross and Riley. Stirs cocktail, raises eyebrow and takes a small slurp*

anyway

[LukeB]

*looks round at Shaun, Luke, Ross and Riley. Stirs cocktail, raises eyebrow and takes a small slurp*

:joker:

[Drew.]

I hope Dua sues for that monstrosity

[Firewire]

what a load of ****e

[Morgan.]

I hope Dua sues for that monstrosity

Same

[Barry.]

LEAVE

:joker: I was kidding :hehe:.

[Morgan.]

If Jack and Joel stay in purely based on song choice I'll fume

[Wizard.]

If Jack and Joel stay in purely based on song choice I'll fume

I just don’t see wildcards voted for by the public being eliminated week 1

[Shaun]

If Jack and Joel stay in purely based on song choice I'll fume

that's Simon giving them Havana next week, then

[Ross.]

The girls and boys are the best categories confirmed

[Denver]

I just don’t see wildcards voted for by the public being eliminated week 1

Poor that one wildcard who was eliminated 1st a few years back

[LukeB]

that's Simon giving them Havana next week, then

Havana finally better go number 1 after that,

[LukeB]

The girls and boys are the best categories confirmed

Confirmed

[RileyH]

Rai-Elle :love:

[Ross.]

Rai-Elle's feature on a Stormzy song is coming

[Shaun]

Stormzy to punch Alesha since he's not as polite as the gays?

[Wizard.]

Why is Grace asking for people to vote for her tonight?

[LukeB]

Why is Stormzy hot

[Denver]

How unfortunate to be named after laundry

[LukeB]

Rai-Elle's feature on a Stormzy song is coming

Here for it

[RileyH]

Why is Grace asking for people to vote for her tonight?

during the top two performcance thing

[Ross.]

Rai-Elle promo on a night she's not performing? :clap1:

[Wizard.]

Matt Linen and Sam Black battling to win through the Matt Cardle technique?

[Shaun]

Ok I like him now I've seen his ass

[Wizard.]

during the top two performcance thing

I thought judges decide

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

done well with nicole ain’t ya :tongue:

swing her numba my way! :devil:


DIE

[LukeB]

during the top two performcance thing

Public doesn’t vote for the top 2 the judges do

[Denver]

Matt Linen and Sam Black battling to win through the Matt Cardle technique?

Sam is nothing like Matt Cardle

[RileyH]

Matt is hot af

[LukeB]

I thought judges decide

They do :suspect: they don’t have enough time for another vote

[Ross.]

Oh no

[Shaun]

people really don't think this guy is running away with the win? cute

[Barry.]

Ok I like him now I've seen his ass

I missed that.

[Ross.]

people really don't think this guy is running away with the win? cute

A Ben Haenow tea

[LukeB]

I can actually see Matt winning :skull:

[Denver]

people really don't think this guy is running away with the win? cute

No he is weaker then all the other lads

[Daniel-X]

Nicole is so blatantly thirsting

[Ross.]

That was pretty terrible

[RileyH]

This is amazing

[Denver]

I will not accept a 3rd Matt winning in 7 years

[Barry.]

Matt is ok.

[Shaun]

thank you for the Alessia Cara promo, now clear off

[Black Dagger]

He's bland and inoffensive. Obvious winner.

[RileyH]

'performance of the night so far'

Talia says otherwise

[LukeB]

Did you all know Alesha is voicing the black power puff girl

[RileyH]

Did you all know Alesha is voicing the black power puff girl

oh

[Ross.]

Did you all know Alesha is voicing the black power puff girl

Lmao what

[Wizard.]

He’s a worse version of Kevin but Kevin will go home

[Denver]

Nicole is obviously shagging him

[Wizard.]

Did you all know Alesha is voicing the black power puff girl

Yes thanks Digital Spy

[Morgan.]

Did you all know Alesha is voicing the black power puff girl

I did!

[Wizard.]

Nicole is obviously shagging him

She shags all the Matts

[LukeB]

Lmao what

:joker:

She’s the new power puff girl. Poor kids having to watch a show turning into a dance show

[Denver]

Did you all know Alesha is voicing the black power puff girl

Only the British version

[RileyH]

She shags all the Matts

:joker:

[Barry.]

Did you all know Alesha is voicing the black power puff girl

There is a black powerpuff girl?

[LukeB]

There is a black powerpuff girl?

Yes soon
They changed their titles and theme song too

[Shaun]

She shags all the Matts

http://www.breakingnews.ie/remote/snappa.static.pressassociation.io/assets/2016/08/26230926/1472249364-20743b8dc8648390cd9b095e3a692a2a-1038x576.jpg?width=600&s=bn-751690

[Withano]

Im a bit behind. But Jack and Joel just won.

[Black Dagger]

Why am I reading that Talia was good?

[Barry.]

Yes soon
They changed their titles and theme song too

Pretty cool.

[Black Dagger]

Im a bit behind. But Jack and Joel just won.

:joker:

[RileyH]

Im a bit behind. But Jack and Joel just won.

:clap1:

[RileyH]

Why am I reading that Talia was good?

Because she was

[LukeB]

Im a bit behind. But Jack and Joel just won.

Won what? Who can destroy a bop

[Black Dagger]

Because she was

Sure hun.

[Daniel-X]

Because she was

This bitch, just replenished the tea

[Ross.]

Wow here are the winners

[Denver]

Rak Su are terrible why are they closing

[Daniel-X]

Ugh the one who's my age is soooo ****ing hot

[Shaun]

who cloned Eoghan Quigg

[RileyH]

Won what? Who can destory a bop

destory

[Withano]

:joker:
:oh:
Won what? Who can destory a bop
:oh:
:clap1:
:hello:

[RileyH]

who cloned Eoghan Quigg

:joker:

[Wizard.]

Decided im out of their league anyway

[Black Dagger]

Wow here are the winners

State of you.

[Barry.]

We are busking brothers Sean (18) and Conor (15) Price. Find us on Facebook, Instagram and Youtube at 'Sean and Conor Price'

He is 18 now.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

why do they play up to the hypermasculine “all men are disgusting and unhygienic“ banter **** with the mam being like don’t forget clean underwear every day :p

i ****ing hate this show so much

[LukeB]

Wow here are the winners

You have holly in your favs

Make your mind up

[Wizard.]

This sounds so off

[Daniel-X]

Slay me kings

[RileyH]

these two are so bad

[Black Dagger]

Ruined an absolute gem of a song.

[Denver]

Wnners

[Amy Jade]

Has Talia been on?

[LukeB]

This is awful

[Shaun]

lol @ the fifty backing vocals to save them

[LukeB]

Has Talia been on?

Yeah

[Morgan.]

Whys every act a rapper this year cant wait for Tracey Leanne to sing Big for your Boots

[Barry.]

Sounds bad.

[Wizard.]

Has Talia been on?

Yeah she sucked

[RileyH]

a low budget Jack & Joel

[RileyH]

Yeah she sucked

let's not lie

[Barry.]

Has Talia been on?

She was 4th I think.

[LukeB]

Ross, what do you have to say?

[Black Dagger]

Go home

[Barry.]

Yeah she sucked

No.

[Denver]

People only hate them as they are jealous

[RileyH]

They should leave tonight

[LukeB]

Shut up about their age

[Wizard.]

They should leave tonight

Yeah if Ryan Laurie wasn’t saved each week I think they would but you can’t trust the GBP

[Black Dagger]

People only hate them as they are jealous

Who is jealous of X Factor contestants these days.

New retort please.

[Ross.]

Ross, what do you have to say?

Anyone who doesn't think that was great is lying to themselves!

[Amy Jade]

I like these two but that didn't sound great. Let's be honest.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

nicole: “i just wanna eat your cheeks right now”

https://media1.tenor.com/images/e3f12d425385527b9db44cdc20432a41/tenor.gif?itemid=4930323

[Barry.]

Well done Louis.

[Denver]

Anyone who doesn't think that was great is lying to themselves!

Why are me and Ross the only ones who see talent?

[Wizard.]

What did Sharon shove up her arse that made her so fake nice to everyone we want some honesty!

[Denver]

nicole: “i just wanna eat your cheeks right now”

https://media1.tenor.com/images/e3f12d425385527b9db44cdc20432a41/tenor.gif?itemid=4930323

Riley talking about Connor Price teas

[LukeB]

Anyone who doesn't think that was great is lying to themselves!

We all know you have delude yourself so tell us the truth mr

[Wizard.]

Let’s not pretend she doesn’t just sit there and say what Simon told her to

[Wizard.]

I love X Factor Contestants: On Benefits

[LukeB]

Let’s not pretend she doesn’t just sit there and say what Simon told her to

Her telling someone to do uptempo is so alesha though

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

anita :skull:

this bitch hates her kids huh

[RileyH]

my whoel loif

[Black Dagger]

This bitch...

[RileyH]

anita :skull:

this bitch hates her kids huh

:joker:

[Shaun]

ugh i can't

i just can't

i know it's classist but i can't, i was raised on benefits anyway so it isn't a class thing

[Denver]

Who smashed her sons face up?

[Amy Jade]

She looks good tbf

[Ross.]

I don't know if I like her or not

[Morgan.]

Looks better without the bold lipstick tbh

[RileyH]

I don't know if I like her or not

[2]

[Daniel-X]

Traylegend Jefford

[RileyH]

this isn't bad

[Barry.]

Looks better without the bold lipstick tbh

Agreed.

[Amy Jade]

She's actually really good!

[Denver]

Tracey has Adele Shook

[Shaun]

technically good but there's about 20 Paloma Faiths already out there

[Daniel-X]

Her and Talia **** all over the rest of them

[Firewire]

rachel hylton :love:

[Wizard.]

Tracy DID THAT :clap1:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

how can you write in water

[Amy Jade]

:clap1:

Far better than I expected

[Barry.]

She is good.

[Denver]

Something tells me she is winning the night

[Black Dagger]

****. She might beat Kevin with that.

[Wizard.]

You all shook that you like Tracy Leanne Jefford!

[Ross.]

Oh no can we not with the Amy comparisons

[LukeB]

She will never be Amy Winehouse

[RileyH]

I don't see the similarity

[Ross.]

But yes I like her

[Barry.]

You all shook that you like Tracy Leanne Jefford!

Not really.

[LukeB]

I hope she does top the vote to make it less predicable

[Black Dagger]

Kevin > CutKelvins > Tracy > Matt > Sean and Connor > Talia > Jack and Joel

[Shaun]

I don't see the similarity

amy was addicted to smack but she's just addicted to smacking her kids? :shrug:

[Wizard.]

She is the Sara of this season I’m the telling you she’s in the quarter finals!

[Denver]

Why couldnt Simon drag them down the stairs with him

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

can myles murder me

[LukeB]

Is one going to cheat and do nothing

[RileyH]

amy was addicted to smack but she's just addicted to smacking her kids? :shrug:

:laugh2:

[Amy Jade]

Crap-Su yay :notimpressed:

[Daniel-X]

We're The Cutties good?

[Morgan.]

Crap-Su yay :notimpressed:

.

[Black Dagger]

We're The Cutties good?

Yasss!

[Morgan.]

We're The Cutties good?

Ish and I love them so ...

[LukeB]

Crap-Su yay :notimpressed:

.

[Ross.]

Luke triggered by mamacita?

[Wizard.]

“Wrap it up like a fajita” :skull:

[Black Dagger]

I'm so over rap.

[Shaun]

is this the tinie tempah song or an original

[Daniel-X]

Oh god this is abysmal, worse than bloody Jack & Joel

[Barry.]

“Wrap it up like a fajita” :skull:

:joker:

[Amy Jade]

They remind me of a boyband from the 90's trying to have a comeback or something they just look about 35 trying to be 22

[RileyH]

'we can wrap it like a fajita'

oh no