My drag queen song

[Wizard.]

My song if I was a Drag Queen:

Who the fuq is that?
Who the fuq is that?
Who the fuq is that?
Who the fuq is that?

I said who the fuq is that who just walked through the door?
I've never ever ever seen him here before
Maybe he needs a chat, he can buy me a drink
He says he likes thighs fat, he gives me a wink

Who the hell is she who walked through the door
Takes my new man by the hand, what a fuqing wh*re
I can't believe that this slut, just did this to me
She's such a miss piggy who the hell is she?!?!

Bring it to the runway, runway, ru-ru-ru-runway