View Full Version : Important question for the gentlemen of TiBB
Babayaro.
16-11-2017, 08:51 PM
Do you pee standing up or do you sit down?
I will always sit down as it's so much easier, but whenever I am filthy drunk I will stand up at the urinals. :)
RileyH
16-11-2017, 08:51 PM
sit down tbh
Greg!
16-11-2017, 08:53 PM
I'm a lady of leisure so I sit down.
Babayaro.
16-11-2017, 08:53 PM
Stage fright at the urinal is a nuisance too
Denver
16-11-2017, 08:54 PM
What type world do we live in were man sit down to wee? i bet you stand up to poo
UserSince2005
16-11-2017, 08:54 PM
Sit down if im at my own house.
Urinals in public.
Babayaro.
16-11-2017, 08:54 PM
Although, you have to watch out for any messy piss drops on the seat. Always make sure you wipe the lid before you sit.
LemonJam
16-11-2017, 08:55 PM
At home I'll sit down, relax, go through insta, check emails etc. In public I'll stand.
Shaun
16-11-2017, 08:55 PM
I will always sit down as it's so much easier)
sit down tbh
I'm a lady of leisure so I sit down.
Sit down if im at my own house.
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Denver
16-11-2017, 08:56 PM
One of the best things about being a man is not worrying about whats been on the seat when you pee
Vicky.
16-11-2017, 08:57 PM
All men should sit down tbh
So sick of piss all over the floor infront of the loo whenever my husbands teens are here. I am sure they think their dicks are a foot long or something. It is not as big as you think, please aim better and stand closer.
Babayaro.
16-11-2017, 08:57 PM
One of the best things about being a man is not worrying about whats been on the seat when you pee
How is that?
Morgan.
16-11-2017, 08:58 PM
I sit down tbh
I find the whole public urinal thing a tad awkward and I just like sitting in general tbh
Denver
16-11-2017, 08:58 PM
How is that?
Because normal men shod stand to pis not sit on a germy seat
Jordan.
16-11-2017, 09:00 PM
Stand majority of the time
Smithy
16-11-2017, 09:01 PM
Literally why sit when it’s so much easier to stand idgi
smudgie
16-11-2017, 09:02 PM
Ruddy sexist thread.
What about us ladies that stand to pee then?:joker:
Babayaro.
16-11-2017, 09:02 PM
Because normal men shod stand to pis not sit on a germy seat
http://www.brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/14/jemima.png
Babayaro.
16-11-2017, 09:03 PM
Ruddy sexist thread.
What about us ladies that stand to pee then?:joker:
I thought only Josy does that?
Omg that drunk woman who pissed in a urinal
Legend
Jordan.
16-11-2017, 09:03 PM
Because normal men shod stand to pis not sit on a germy seat
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Denver
16-11-2017, 09:04 PM
Literally why sit when it’s so much easier to stand idgi
This
If you are in a rush it will take 3 times as long to pee
Denver
16-11-2017, 09:05 PM
https://media1.tenor.com/images/3d0d6f80636bab4b026e07a03a39c735/tenor.gif
A Dumbo, a chippy oik, a bully, a liar and the mouth of diarrhoea.
Babayaro.
16-11-2017, 09:05 PM
This
If you are in a rush it will take 3 times as long to pee
Hardly, mate. It doesn't come out a drop at a time when you're sitting down.
It's such a chore to sit down
Calderyon
16-11-2017, 09:07 PM
Stand up for a wee, sit down for a poo.
andybigbro
16-11-2017, 09:08 PM
I stand.
Shocked at the amount of sit downs :umm2:
Babayaro.
16-11-2017, 09:08 PM
Stand up for a wee, sit down for a poo.
I personally stand up whilst doing a ****
Matthew.
16-11-2017, 09:08 PM
I do like to sit down as I’m a lazy **** with an atrocious aim
Smithy
16-11-2017, 09:08 PM
Hardly, mate. It doesn't come out a drop at a time when you're sitting down.
More difficult to shake off the last few drops sat down though surely
smudgie
16-11-2017, 09:10 PM
I thought only Josy does that?
Noooo, I know quite a few of us ladies straddle the loo rather than sit on them in some public places.:joker:
Babayaro.
16-11-2017, 09:13 PM
More difficult to shake off the last few drops sat down though surely
I manage quite the thing tyvm
Matthew.
16-11-2017, 09:14 PM
I do like to sit down as I’m a lazy **** with an atrocious aim
Then I get a bollocking from my flatmates when they sit down on my wet, warm piss. It’s just easier to sit on my arse and piss to be fair
Smithy
16-11-2017, 09:15 PM
Then I get a bollocking from my flatmate when they sit down on my wet, warm piss. It’s just easier to sit on my arse and piss to be fair
Why wouldn’t you wipe the seat :umm2:
UserSince2005
16-11-2017, 09:15 PM
I think its been proven that if you stand to pee then you are the descendant of neanderthals
Calderyon
16-11-2017, 09:15 PM
I personally stand up whilst doing a ****
I feel sorry for your toilet and/or the one who has to clean it.
Matthew.
16-11-2017, 09:17 PM
Why wouldn’t you wipe the seat :umm2:
Because nothing is more satisfying than watching tv and hearing “MATTHEW YOU DIRTY BASTARD!!!!” when Paul goes for a ****e
reece(:
16-11-2017, 09:18 PM
Stand :think:
Babayaro.
16-11-2017, 09:18 PM
Why wouldn’t you wipe the seat :umm2:
This. My absolute pet hate.
Jake.
16-11-2017, 09:21 PM
Because nothing is more satisfying than watching tv and hearing “MATTHEW YOU DIRTY BASTARD!!!!” when Paul goes for a ****e
goodbye
King Gizzard
16-11-2017, 09:22 PM
I like start from ages away and gradually go in once the stream gets slower, a nice little game
michael21
16-11-2017, 09:24 PM
Do you pee standing up or do you sit down?
I will always sit down as it's so much easier, but whenever I am filthy drunk I will stand up at the urinals. :)
Bloody odd question :fist:
michael21
16-11-2017, 09:26 PM
I like start from ages away and gradually go in once the stream gets slower, a nice little game
No here for you sexlife :fist:
Babayaro.
16-11-2017, 09:27 PM
I like start from ages away and gradually go in once the stream gets slower, a nice little game
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Babayaro.
16-11-2017, 09:27 PM
Bloody odd question :fist:
Now that's a bit rich!
RileyH
16-11-2017, 09:31 PM
I hate standing but that's just my opinon
Wizard.
16-11-2017, 09:32 PM
Sit down because when I was younger I slit my penis open so when I pee it goes everywhere :hehe:
michael21
16-11-2017, 09:33 PM
All men should sit down tbh
So sick of piss all over the floor infront of the loo whenever my husbands teens are here. I am sure they think their dicks are a foot long or something. It is not as big as you think, please aim better and stand closer.
This is in the runing for post of the year 2017
RileyH
16-11-2017, 09:33 PM
Sit down because when I was younger I slit my penis open so when I pee it goes everywhere :hehe:
:joker:
Babayaro.
16-11-2017, 09:34 PM
Sit down because when I was younger I slit my penis open so when I pee it goes everywhere :hehe:
Wtf were you sitting on?
thesheriff443
16-11-2017, 09:35 PM
Sit down at home, have ladies in my house and it saves wiping the seat, in public I stand up with the lads.
King Gizzard
16-11-2017, 09:37 PM
Lads lads lads
y.winter
17-11-2017, 05:43 AM
Mostly sitting, sometimes standing, but never NEVER urinals. Ew. Do your private business in privacy.
Nicky91
17-11-2017, 09:49 AM
sit down, but i'm getting a bit awkward with this question tbh :umm2:
Wizard.
17-11-2017, 09:57 AM
Wtf were you sitting on?
I fell off the toilet
Babayaro.
17-11-2017, 10:05 AM
sit down, but i'm getting a bit awkward with this question tbh :umm2:
Why is that, Nicky?
Jamie89
17-11-2017, 10:25 AM
One of the best things about being a man is not worrying about whats been on the seat when you pee
Literally why sit when it’s so much easier to stand idgi
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Nicky91
17-11-2017, 11:18 AM
Why is that, Nicky?
i don't know, i just don't talk that much about this sort of stuff, i'm pretty much easily embarrassed talking about this awkward stuff :(
Crimson Dynamo
17-11-2017, 11:26 AM
Sit down?
Like a bloody big fanny?
Omg iv heard it all now
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