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waterhog
29-11-2017, 02:26 PM
viagra sales will harden thanks to pfizer 29.11.17
 
i am going to be sensitive
going easy on the description
if your reading publicity is not preventative
soon you can access with no prescription.
to all men that find it hard
who feel embarrassment and shame
this is not exactly a free red card
but green shows on is the love game.
who do we have to thank
i will name so your wiser
no one needs a overdraft accessing the bank
my heart goes out to pfizer.
a little talk with the pharmacy
just so its not in the wrong hand
trust me now its not a amnesty
prouder and taller then ever you will stand.
freeing up time at the surgery
sales are guaranteed to rise
viagra and pfizer you are sacred like the church clergy
you have solved the problem with size.






http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5125557/Impotence-drug-Viagra-sale-counter.html

Crimson Dynamo
29-11-2017, 02:30 PM
Its one in the eye for all women

bots
29-11-2017, 02:56 PM
what about all the poor, dodgy, online companies that are going to go out of business now they can't scam people

Livia
29-11-2017, 03:17 PM
AT LAST... a pill to stop you boys rolling out of bed.

user104658
29-11-2017, 03:35 PM
"For men who might not feel comfortable talking to their GP about it".


..... :joker: oh yeah, now all you have to do is go to your local pharmacy and have a chat with Kelly over the counter, with your elderly neighbours queuing up for their meds behind you! "I can't get it up at all, Kelly! Will you give me a hand??"

smudgie
29-11-2017, 05:39 PM
"For men who might not feel comfortable talking to their GP about it".


..... :joker: oh yeah, now all you have to do is go to your local pharmacy and have a chat with Kelly over the counter, with your elderly neighbours queuing up for their meds behind you! "I can't get it up at all, Kelly! Will you give me a hand??"

Nah, they will ask the missus to pick some up when they go for their KY

arista
29-11-2017, 05:47 PM
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/11/28/17/46C4EED500000578-5125557-image-a-1_1511888703857.jpg

Thats it Honey

Livia
30-11-2017, 10:47 AM
Nah, they will ask the missus to pick some up when they go for their KY

LOL! Truth.

user104658
30-11-2017, 10:49 AM
LOL! Truth.

Is that why he was so angry about women all of the time?

Livia
30-11-2017, 10:50 AM
Is that why he was so angry about women all of the time?

He's a pussy cat once you get to know him.

user104658
30-11-2017, 10:51 AM
Also it says the pharmacist needs to assess them... like the one who assessed my eye this morning and was like "lol your eye is ****ed you look like half of your face was swapped with Norman Reedus" and then gave me rubbish eye drops that aren't helping :bawling:...

...but yeah, how can the wife get them? Can the woman go in like "I need viagra for Bob... I swear it's like trying to stuff flumps in a piggy bank these days". Is that enough of an assessment?

Livia
30-11-2017, 10:52 AM
Also it says the pharmacist needs to assess them... like the one who assessed my eye this morning and was like "lol your eye is ****ed you look like half of your face was swapped with Norman Reedus" and then gave me rubbish eye drops that aren't helping :bawling:...

...but yeah, how can the wife get them? Can the woman go in like "I need viagra for Bob... I swear it's like trying to stuff flumps in a piggy bank these days". Is that enough of an assessment?

LMAOOOooooooooooo

Crimson Dynamo
30-11-2017, 01:26 PM
I put 3 of these Viagra pills up my penis and nothing happened

:fist: bloody foreign muck

waterhog
30-11-2017, 11:10 PM
LT :spin2: