Celebrity Perv Apology Generator

[Jamie89]

Thought this was a really good article about all the recent celebrity apologies...

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/celebrity-perv-apology-generator-perfectly-mocks-statements-made-by-men-accused-of-sexual-assault_uk_5a145501e4b0aa32975e2c22

And the generator itself :laugh: ...

https://apologygenerator.com/

[RichardG]

As a male feminist, my actions do not align with my values, nor represent who I am as a person. It was a very long time ago, and of course now I realize my behavior was wrong. In conclusion, I have chosen to live my life as a gay man so if you say anything bad about me now you’re homophobic.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

In conclusion, I have chosen to live my life as a gay man so if you say anything bad about me now you’re homophobic.

:skull:

[Denver]

http://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/scalefit_630_noupscale/5a145f4f140000891d50ea7d.png

[Matthew.]

As the father of daughters, the allegations against me are troubling. I comforted myself by saying that at least I asked before I “honked” her boobs and demanded she watch me shower, and of course now I realize my behavior was wrong. In conclusion, I have chosen to live my life as a gay man so if you say anything bad about me now you’re homophobic.

Righto

[RichardG]

As the father of daughters, my actions do not align with my values, nor represent who I am as a person. I imagined that any woman would have been thrilled to see a tiny penis peeking out from below my pasty, middle-aged paunch like the head of a geriatric albino turtle moments from death, and of course now I realize my behavior was wrong. In conclusion, I have chosen to live my life as a gay man so if you say anything bad about me now you’re homophobic.

[Crimson Dynamo]

As the stan of women, I am deeply ashamed (but not “sorry” because that means I’m guilty of something). It was a very long time ago, and of course now I realize my behavior was wrong. In conclusion, I have chosen to live my life as a gay man so if you say anything bad about me now you’re homophobic.

Typical Nicky