*i’m drunk*

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

and rebulicans want me to have 2 pillows

but then *i’m conservative* then THEY want me having 2 pillows

[Marsh.]

https://i.imgur.com/GqqTJj5.jpg?1

[Shaun]

this explains the choice of a Lena Dunham name/avi

[Josy]

Im shocked

[thesheriff443]

Lets hope its a one off.

[Niamh.]

http://i57.tinypic.com/1zg3zpi.jpg

[Cal.]

I agree.

[Crimson Dynamo]

http://acephalous.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/shanedrink0.jpg

[thesheriff443]

http://acephalous.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/shanedrink0.jpg

You on a night out Lt.

[caprimint]

Nope, LT would definitely have a bottle of whisky in his hand

[Crimson Dynamo]

Nope, LT would definitely have a bottle of whisky in his hand

https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/WDouKAennzQSamGLW4jtMw--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjtzbT0xO3c9NTAwO2g9Mjcw/https://s3.amazonaws.com/pnr-wp/2016/09/15204547/Bill-Murray-1.gif

[Smithy]

Nope, LT would definitely have a bottle of whisky in his hand

https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/homeless-man-signhomeless-man-ask-help-poor-senior-sitting-cardboard-bottle-whiskey-old-drunk-white-beard-63399829.jpg

Except instead of please help it would say something about Alexandra burke

[Crimson Dynamo]

https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/homeless-man-signhomeless-man-ask-help-poor-senior-sitting-cardboard-bottle-whiskey-old-drunk-white-beard-63399829.jpg

Except instead of please help it would say something about Alexandra burke

lol that man is better dressed than most people on Tibb and is he drinking Jack Daniels? :shocked:

[thesheriff443]

Lt loving the guys look, must be just like looking in your wardrobe Lt.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Lt loving the guys look, must be just like looking in your wardrobe Lt.

i bought 2 fashion coats in m and s if you must know, very stylish

one has some modest orange piping so dont think i am not "with it"

:hmph:

[thesheriff443]

i bought 2 fashion coats in m and s if you must know, very stylish

one has some modest orange piping so dont think i am not "with it"

:hmph:

Did you buy them of your own free will or was you advised to?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Did you buy them of your own free will or was you advised to?

:oh:

i have a team of consultants who I use, yes

http://asset1.cxnmarksandspencer.com/is/image/mands/SD_03_T16_7580B_Y0_X_EC_90?$PLP_PRODUCT_IMAGE$

[thesheriff443]

Well don't start wearing sunglasses at night

[thesheriff443]

I used to drink at a strip pub run by hells angels one of the angels would come in wearing sunglasses at night in winter

[Crimson Dynamo]

I used to dance at a strip pub run by hells angels one of the angels would come in wearing sunglasses at night in winter

fixed

:hee:

[thesheriff443]

Let me tell you, dancing at a strip club on here would make me a god.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

idk what either of those words even mean (republican/conservative)

[user104658]

orange piping

:omgno: your favourite!

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/pcG-3H40Omc/hqdefault.jpg

[Crimson Dynamo]

:omgno: your favourite!

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/pcG-3H40Omc/hqdefault.jpg

the TL and I, earlier

e4SJgeHq7Q8

[user104658]

the TL and I, earlier

e4SJgeHq7Q8

Weirdly, I have seen a fight start over those EXACT words (Fat Orange Bastard) right in the middle of the shop :joker:. The guy was a fat orange bastard though. He's dead now. Stroke. He was indeed a fat orange bastard... I used to worry that he might fall over in the shop, because I'm convinced there's no way he'd have been able to get back up by himself and I don't think anyone would have helped him either :umm2:... because he was indeed a fat orange bastard may he rest in peace.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Weirdly, I have seen a fight start over those EXACT words (Fat Orange Bastard) right in the middle of the shop :joker:. The guy was a fat orange bastard though. He's dead now. Stroke. He was indeed a fat orange bastard... I used to worry that he might fall over in the shop, because I'm convinced there's no way he'd have been able to get back up by himself and I don't think anyone would have helped him either :umm2:... because he was indeed a fat orange bastard may he rest in peace.

WATP