Rank the Black Mirror episodes

[Babayaro.]

Every single one!




1. White Bear
2. Shut Up and Dance
3. San Junipero
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4. Fifteen Million Merits
5. Nosedive
6. The National Anthem
7. Playtest
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8. Hated in the Nation
9. Be Right Back
10. Men Against Fire
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11. The Entire History of You
12. White Christmas
13. The Waldo Moment



Don't remember much about 12 and 13 so that's why they're at the bottom. The top three are interchangeable.

[Tom4784]

1. San Junipero
2. White Bear
3. The Entire History of You
4. Be Right Back
5. Nosedive
6. Playtest
7. Hated In the Nation
8. Men Against Fire
9. White Christmas
10. The National Anthem
11. Shut Up And Dance
12. The Waldo Moment

[Shaun]

White Bear
San Junipero
The Entire History of You
Hated in the Nation
Be Right Back
Nosedive
White Christmas
Fifteen Million Merits
Shut Up and Dance
The National Anthem
Playtest
Men Against Fire
The Waldo Moment

[Withano]

All excellent but

White Bear
Hated In the Nation
Nosedive
Playtest
Shut Up And Dance
San Junipero
The National Anthem
The Entire History of You
The Waldo Moment
Fifteen Million Merits
Be Right Back
Men Against Fire
White Christmas

[armand.kay]

1. Hated in the Nation
2. Shut Up and Dance
3. White Bear
4. Men Against Fire

5. The National Anthem
6. San Junipero
7. Nosedive
8. Playtest

9. Be Right Back
10. The Entire History of You

11. Fifteen Million Merits
12. White Christmas
13 The Waldo Moment

[Babayaro.]

Poor Waldo

[Niamh.]

Of the ones I've watched

1. Shut Up And Dance
2. San Junipero
3. Nosedive
4. Men Against Fire
5. The National Anthem
6. Playtest
7. Fifteen Million Merits

[armand.kay]

Poor Waldo

I think the overall message of it was great and weirdly prophetic but I just wouldn't watch it again because of how annoying the Waldo character was.

[Ashley.]

White Christmas
San Junipero
White Bear
Shut Up and Dance
Be Right Back
Hated in the Nation
Men Against Fire
Nosedive
Fifteen Million Merits
The Entire History of You
The National Anthem
Playtest
The Waldo Moment

[Babayaro.]

I think the overall message of it was great and weirdly prophetic but I just wouldn't watch it again because of how annoying the Waldo character was.

I literally can't remember anything about it lmao. All I know is, is that it was the weakest of series 2.

[Withano]

I literally can't remember anything about it lmao. All I know is, is that it was the weakest of series 2.

He basically predicted the rise of a character like Trump getting power

[Niamh.]

Of the ones I've watched

1. Shut Up And Dance
2. San Junipero
3. Nosedive
4. Men Against Fire
5. The National Anthem
6. Playtest
7. Fifteen Million Merits

I've watched all but White Christmas now so...

1. White Bear
2.. Shut Up And Dance
3. San Junipero
4. Hated in the Nation
5. The Entire History of you
6. Nosedive
7. Men Against Fire
8. Be Right Back
9. The Waldo Moment
10. The National Anthem
11. Playtest
12. Fifteen Million Merits

[Niamh.]

I have to say though White Bear was leagues better than any of them, it was such uncomfortable viewing, you didn't know what to feel in the end, it was horrifically terrifyingly great

[Shaun]

Yeah it kinda left me suspicious of the plotline for Shut Up and Dance in a way, though, I just had a hunch something was wrong with the main character as soon as it started (with the toy in.... McDonalds was it?)

[Niamh.]

Yeah it kinda left me suspicious of the plotline for Shut Up and Dance in a way, though, I just had a hunch something was wrong with the main character as soon as it started (with the toy in.... McDonalds was it?)I watched that before White Bear so I wasn't suspicious, I don't remember the toy though

[Shaun]

Was the very first scene IIRC, some little girl drops a toy where he works (can't remember if it's a cafe, fast food, or whatever) and he picks it up for her and there's a weird pause. Just instantly went "PAEDO" for whatever reason :joker:

[Babayaro.]

And who said chivalry was dead?

[Withano]

I'd say S3 was better than S4 on the whole

White Bear
Black Museum
Hated In the Nation
Nosedive
Metalhead
Playtest
Shut Up And Dance
San Junipero
USS Callister
The National Anthem
The Entire History of You
Hang The DJ
The Waldo Moment
Fifteen Million Merits
Arkangel
Be Right Back
Men Against Fire
Crocodile
White Christmas

[Babayaro.]

Updated list


#1. White Bear (S2)
#2. Shut Up and Dance (S3)
#3. USS Callister (S4)
#4. San Junipero (S3)
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#5. Nosedive (S3)
#6. Fifteen Million Merits (S1)
#7. Hang the DJ (S4)
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#8. Crocodile (S4)
#9. Hated in the Nation (S3)
#10. The National Anthem (S1)
#11. Black Museum (S4)
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#12. Be Right Back (S2)
#13. Playtest (S3)
#14. White Christmas (S2)
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#15. Arkangel (S4)
#16. The Entire History of You (S1)
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#17. Metalhead (S4)
#18. Men Against Fire (S3)
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#19. The Waldo Moment (S2)

[Ashley.]

White Christmas
San Junipero
White Bear
Shut Up and Dance
Be Right Back
Hated in the Nation
Men Against Fire
Nosedive
Fifteen Million Merits
The Entire History of You
The National Anthem
Playtest
The Waldo Moment

White Christmas
San Junipero
White Bear
USS Callister
Hang the DJ
Shut Up and Dance
Be Right Back
Hated in the Nation
Crocodile
Men Against Fire
Nosedive
Metalhead
Fifteen Million Merits
Black Museum
The Entire History of You
The National Anthem
Arkangel
Playtest
The Waldo Moment

[Marsh.]

Hang the DJ is this season's San Junipero. A perfectly acceptable and cute episode whose popularity I can't comprehend.

[Marsh.]

The Entire History of You is an underrated legend with Queen Jodie Whittaker.

[Ashley.]

The Entire History of You is an underrated legend with Queen Jodie Whittaker.

I liked it, I thought it was a thrilling and intriguing concept, but it was just a bit too quiet for me.

[Marsh.]

I liked it, I thought it was a thrilling and intriguing concept, but it was just a bit too quiet for me.

On a related note, do we know why it was called Hang the DJ or am I being thick? :worry:

[Babayaro.]

Nosedive is the true underrated queen imo!

[Marsh.]

I liked it, I thought it was a thrilling and intriguing concept, but it was just a bit too quiet for me.

:oh: Quiet arses!

[Babayaro.]

Yeah, I enjoyed it well enough it just didn't have that "punch" for me.

On a related note, do we know why it was called Hang the DJ or am I being thick? :worry:

I was wondering this throughout the episode but at the end when their real-life selfs match each other, the song that is playing is Panic by The Smiths

[Marsh.]

I was wondering this throughout the episode but at the end when their real-life selfs match each other, the song that is playing is Panic by The Smiths

I still don't get it?

[Babayaro.]

I still don't get it?

I think that's literally the only connection lol :/

Maybe I'm not getting it too :worry:

[Marsh.]

I want a DJ swinging from a tree to make sense of this! :fist:

And also some form of pet crocodile in the other one. :fist:

[Babayaro.]

I want a DJ swinging from a tree to make sense of this! :fist:

And also some form of pet crocodile in the other one. :fist:

"Hang the DJ" is a lyric in the song if that helps :shrug:

[Marsh.]

"Hang the DJ" is a lyric in the song if that helps :shrug:

I know but still. :inamood:

Black Mirror episodes need more sensible titles.

[Babayaro.]

I know but still. :inamood:

Black Mirror episodes need more sensible titles.

Them to be more like Friends?


'The One Where The PM Shags A Pig'

'The One With The Pedo And The Cheat'

'The One When It's Star Trek But It's Really Just A Case Of Some Ugly ****er Having A Bad Day'

[Marsh.]

Them to be more like Friends?


'The One Where The PM Shags A Pig'

'The One With The Pedo And The Cheat'

'The One When It's Star Trek But It's Really Just A Case Of Some Ugly ****er Having A Bad Day'

The One with the Four Witnesses.

[Babayaro.]

:/

[Marsh.]

http://www.digitalspy.com/tv/black-mirror/feature/a846644/black-mirror-ending-season-5-final-season/

DS needs to bloody end tbh. :oh:

[Ashley.]

On a related note, do we know why it was called Hang the DJ or am I being thick? :worry:

Hang the DJ means "stop the music" - it relates to their rebellion at the end, as they just wanted everything/everyone/the world that they were in to stop.

[Withano]

On a related note, do we know why it was called Hang the DJ or am I being thick? :worry:

Googled it cos i was also interested. THis is an answer I accepted

Hang the DJ" is the chorus of the song "Panic" by the Smiths, which is played at the end of the episode. The gist of it is that the songs on the radio are meaningless to the singer and don't describe his life. My guess is that the various relationships they go through without each other were meaningless to them, hence they ended up with their 99.8% rating in the end

[Babayaro.]

http://www.digitalspy.com/tv/black-mirror/feature/a846644/black-mirror-ending-season-5-final-season/

DS needs to bloody end tbh. :oh:

**** me, what a pile of ****.

[Marsh.]

Hang the DJ means "stop the music" - it relates to their rebellion at the end, as they just wanted everything/everyone/the world that they were in to stop.

Googled it cos i was also interested. THis is an answer I accepted

Oh now I get it. :clap1: Thanks.

*glares at Marc*

[LaLaLand]

All Imma say is San Junipero was the best for me. I just loved it. Cried like a baby at the end too.

[Ashley.]

I think Hang the DJ would've worked better if it was longer. It didn't really give you enough time to care emotionally for the main characters.

[Marsh.]

I think Hang the DJ would've worked better if it was longer. It didn't really give you enough time to care emotionally for the main characters.

I think too much of the episode was spent focussed on that awful girlfriend who complained about everything. I think one montage of her annoying behaviour was enough.

[Marsh.]

Also there was lowkey not much chemistry between the main couple where you really root for them.

[Daniel-X]

1. White Bear (S2)
2. Hated in the Nation (S3)
3. USS Callister (S4)
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4. Nosedive (S3)
5. Shut Up and Dance (S3)
6. White Christmas (S2)
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7. The National Anthem (S1)
8. Metalhead (S4)
9. Hang the DJ (S4)
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10. Black Museum (S4)
11. Be Right Back (S2)
12. Crocodile (S4)
13. Fifteen Million Merits (S1)
14. San Junipero (S3)
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15. The Entire History of You (S1)
16. Men Against Fire (S3)
17. Arkangel (S4)
18. Playtest (S3)
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19. The Waldo Moment (S2)

[MB.]

I think too much of the episode was spent focussed on that awful girlfriend who complained about everything. I think one montage of her annoying behaviour was enough.

ugh icon

[Daniel-X]

1. White Bear (S2)
2. Hated in the Nation (S3)
3. USS Callister (S4)
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4. Nosedive (S3)
5. Shut Up and Dance (S3)
6. White Christmas (S2)
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7. The National Anthem (S1)
8. Metalhead (S4)
9. Hang the DJ (S4)
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10. Black Museum (S4)
11. Be Right Back (S2)
12. Crocodile (S4)
13. Fifteen Million Merits (S1)
14. San Junipero (S3)
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15. The Entire History of You (S1)
16. Men Against Fire (S3)
17. Arkangel (S4)
18. Playtest (S3)
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19. The Waldo Moment (S2)

1-9 would be the episodes I would watch again, probably wouldn't bother with any of the others.

[Babayaro.]

Mess @ #14

[Daniel-X]

Mess @ #14

I just don’t get the hype sorry! I was quite bored for the majority of the episode and I really didn’t like the character of Yorkie at all. The graphics etc. were all amazing and the twist was all lovely and a bit of shock, but it didn’t work for me on the whole.

[Niamh.]

1. White Bear
2. Shut Up And Dance
3. USS Calister
4. Black Museum
5. San Junipero
6. Hated in the Nation
7. Hang the DJ
8. The Entire History of you
9. Ark Angel
10. Nosedive
11.. Men Against Fire
12. Crocodile
13. Be Right Back
14. The Waldo Moment
15. The National Anthem
16. Playtest
17. Fifteen Million Merits
18. Metalhead

[Daniel-X]

I feel like I need to watch San Junipero again (and see if I get it this time) but idk, I was really bored for like the first half idk if I can put myself through that again!

[Marsh.]

I just don’t get the hype sorry! I was quite bored for the majority of the episode and I really didn’t like the character of Yorkie at all. The graphics etc. were all amazing and the twist was all lovely and a bit of shock, but it didn’t work for me on the whole.
I liked the episode and would place it higher than you have but, I have to agree, vastly overrated.

[Babayaro.]

I just don’t get the hype sorry! I was quite bored for the majority of the episode and I really didn’t like the character of Yorkie at all. The graphics etc. were all amazing and the twist was all lovely and a bit of shock, but it didn’t work for me on the whole.

Rat

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

cba doing them all but s4

USS callister > hang the DJ > crocodile > black museum > arkangel > metalhead

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

I just don’t get the hype sorry! I was quite bored for the majority of the episode and I really didn’t like the character of Yorkie at all. The graphics etc. were all amazing and the twist was all lovely and a bit of shock, but it didn’t work for me on the whole.

SNAKE

[Babayaro.]

cba doing them all but s4

USS callister > hang the DJ > crocodile > black museum > arkangel > metalhead

:clap1: taste!

[Marsh.]

USS is the San Junipero of season 4. An overrated girlie

[Babayaro.]

Marsh just doesn't like popular things/opinions. :hee::hehe:

[Niamh.]

USS Calister was amazing :nono:

[Marsh.]

I liked it well enough. I just don't feel it was as good as is made out. :think:

[Marsh.]

Marsh just doesn't like popular things/opinions. :hee::hehe:
I watched it before everyone else was raving. :nono:

[Lostie!]

After finally getting fully caught up the other day


White Bear
The Entire History of You
White Christmas
Nosedive
San Junipero
Hang the DJ
Playtest
Hated in the Nation
Arkangel
USS Callister
Black Museum
Be Right Back
Fifteen Million Merits
Shut Up and Dance
The National Anthem
Metalhead
Crocodile
The Waldo Moment
Men Against Fire