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Gusto Brunt
30-12-2017, 11:52 AM
:shrug: Why do it?

bots
30-12-2017, 11:56 AM
why not? :shrug:

Smithy
30-12-2017, 12:02 PM
It’s so embarrassing, I’ve never gotten into that state and can’t understand why anyone would want to :umm2:

Gusto Brunt
30-12-2017, 12:05 PM
why not? :shrug:

:joker::joker::joker:

Gusto Brunt
30-12-2017, 12:06 PM
It’s so embarrassing, I’ve never gotten into that state and can’t understand why anyone would want to :umm2:

Lots do. :shocked:

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Lostie!
30-12-2017, 12:12 PM
It’s so embarrassing, I’ve never gotten into that state and can’t understand why anyone would want to :umm2:

Same, and I wouldn't want to be friends with anyone who did..

waterhog
30-12-2017, 12:14 PM
raise a glass to that.

Eddie.
30-12-2017, 12:56 PM
Drinking can **** you up, so I suggest don't.

Firewire
30-12-2017, 01:02 PM
Same, and I wouldn't want to be friends with anyone who did..

That's a bit harsh

Ramsay
30-12-2017, 01:14 PM
Cause its fun, dont judge me bitch

y.winter
30-12-2017, 02:12 PM
Ugh these are the worst

Crimson Dynamo
30-12-2017, 02:12 PM
who does this anyway?

reece(:
30-12-2017, 03:11 PM
Because it's nice to be in good spirits with your friends seeing in another year :xyxwave:

Smithy
30-12-2017, 03:41 PM
Because it's nice to be in good spirits with your friends seeing in another year :xyxwave:

But why do it to the point you can’t stand up? At that point it’s not drinking to celebrate anything it’s just drinking for the sake of drinking

Denver
30-12-2017, 03:43 PM
Poor Liver Failure

reece(:
30-12-2017, 03:48 PM
But why do it to the point you can’t stand up? At that point it’s not drinking to celebrate anything it’s just drinking for the sake of drinking
I don't think you can map out the state you'll get in later once the drinks continue to get knocked back, sometimes one can think they are absolutely fine then next there's a tumble!

Shaun
30-12-2017, 03:49 PM
Never done it on NYE, NYE is too much of an "event" to just completely blackout for. Fun enough with just a few drinks.

Crimson Dynamo
30-12-2017, 04:07 PM
I once ended up in this hideous girls bed in Bannockburn one NY morning and had like a 7 mile walk of shame home. I dont remember the event or how I had even got there, all i had was from about 7pm and before. My 3 mates all arrived home eventually a little before me but we never really worked out between us how it all unfolded. My mate Gary ended up in hospital that night with a broken leg after he kicked a taxi and my other mate Gary got smashed in the face by a random in town. It went down as a good Hogmanay all in all.

Denver
30-12-2017, 04:11 PM
I once ended up in this hideous girls bed in Bannockburn one NY morning and had like a 7 mile walk of shame home. I dont remember the event or how I had even got there, all i had was from about 7pm and before. My 3 mates all arrived home eventually a little before me but we never really worked out between us how it all unfolded. My mate Gary ended up in hospital that night with a broken leg after he kicked a taxi and my other mate Gary got smashed in the face by a random in town. It went down as a good Hogmanay all in all.

I love CBeebies Bedtime Stories

Crimson Dynamo
30-12-2017, 04:11 PM
I love CBeebies Bedtime Stories

That the mean streets of Stirling for you

and Stirling is quite posh

Maru
30-12-2017, 04:23 PM
I purposefully got really drunk once to see how it would be like. I have a scarred bladder (unrelated) and it was hell fury & fire... pain, vomiting and lots of trips to the bathroom. Never again :laugh:

Caffeine is vastly superior anyway.

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Saph
30-12-2017, 04:45 PM
I love getting smashed when I go out

Im going out in Reading tomorrow night so will probably get stabbed or something but oh well

Crimson Dynamo
30-12-2017, 04:47 PM
I purposefully got really drunk once to see how it would be like. I have a scarred bladder (unrelated) and it was hell fury & fire... pain, vomiting and lots of trips to the bathroom. Never again :laugh:

Caffeine is vastly superior anyway.

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why not just drink normally then, you dont have to get drunk. A bottle of wine will give you a nice glow and you wont notice it the next day?

Gusto Brunt
30-12-2017, 04:50 PM
I once ended up in this hideous girls bed in Bannockburn one NY morning and had like a 7 mile walk of shame home. I dont remember the event or how I had even got there, all i had was from about 7pm and before. My 3 mates all arrived home eventually a little before me but we never really worked out between us how it all unfolded. My mate Gary ended up in hospital that night with a broken leg after he kicked a taxi and my other mate Gary got smashed in the face by a random in town. It went down as a good Hogmanay all in all.

:nono::joker::fist::laugh::shocked:

Maru
30-12-2017, 04:51 PM
why not just drink normally then, you dont have to get drunk. A bottle of wine will give you a nice glow and you wont notice it the next day?

I do drink a little bit, but just not very often and not to get drunk. I'm more of a social drinker. Umeshu preferred wine (It's "Plum Wine") or iced margaritas (a big thing here with the heat)

JerseyWins
30-12-2017, 04:52 PM
I haven't gotten VERY drunk in a while and that's cause I've hated it the few times I have. At the most I'll probably just have a little to drink during tomorrow's New Years Eve, if at all.

I'm a caffeine *****. No, jk not even. I hate coffee, or really don't even drink soda much anymore for that matter.

JerseyWins
30-12-2017, 04:54 PM
I'll take some WEED any day whenever I can though. :hee:

Crimson Dynamo
30-12-2017, 05:19 PM
Being Scottish you cant not get blootered as its part of the whole job spec. Im just away oot in 30 mins to get the smallest girl TL and her pal their carry oot frae tescies.

no spirits mind as they are not yet 15

:nono:

armand.kay
30-12-2017, 05:37 PM
I’m probably gonna get pretty drunk but I never go out of my way to blackout and get paralytic because eits really no fun st all

Jords
30-12-2017, 05:43 PM
going IN

smudgie
30-12-2017, 06:05 PM
I can recall crawling home once or twice.....all part of growing up way back when.

TomC
30-12-2017, 06:14 PM
I actually wish I could still get drunk and fall over and slur my speech without vomiting, but these days I just can't seem to do it.

I was a ****ing state last NYE, vomited 8 times on NYD, but yeah I just wish I could get paralytic without vomiting, as there's no worse feeling than lying in bed with ur head spinning waiting to chuck your guts up, and squirming from the remaining taste of alcohol in yoru mouth.

Daniel-X
30-12-2017, 06:28 PM
I've gotten into those states a few times but I've never purposely gotten into those states. Sometimes people don't realise how much they've drunk or how easily they'll get drunk. I really doubt people go out of their way to get into states where they're essentially suffering from alcohol poisoning :umm2:

Daniel-X
30-12-2017, 06:29 PM
I do intend on getting rather hammered tomorrow though!

waterhog
31-12-2017, 02:28 PM
danielX you are like ones self - a true hypercritic :shrug:

Babayaro.
31-12-2017, 02:32 PM
Being Scottish you cant not get blootered as its part of the whole job spec. Im just away oot in 30 mins to get the smallest girl TL and her pal their carry oot frae tescies.

no spirits mind as they are not yet 15

:nono:
What are you drinking tonight? I bought a bottle of
French Grain Ignis from Lidl for £15

Crimson Dynamo
31-12-2017, 02:35 PM
We have cobra for our indian and then it will be white wine and Grants and Laphroaig. I have a Cuban too :amazed:

Babayaro.
31-12-2017, 02:38 PM
Cobra beer?

Crimson Dynamo
31-12-2017, 02:39 PM
Cobra beer?

yes as we are having an Indian watching Baby Driver

Babayaro.
31-12-2017, 02:41 PM
yes as we are having an Indian watching Baby Driver

I forgot to ask, but have you tried JD Tennessee Honey? Unreal stuff

Crimson Dynamo
31-12-2017, 02:42 PM
I forgot to ask, but have you tried JD Tennessee Honey? Unreal stuff

I have and its lovely, i am a great fan of Bourbon

Calderyon
31-12-2017, 04:20 PM
I'll take some WEED any day whenever I can though. :hee:

This explains a lot.

Alf
31-12-2017, 04:27 PM
No need to worry about me, I can handle my ale. It's the next day when I wake up, that the suffering starts.

JerseyWins
31-12-2017, 06:34 PM
This explains a lot.
What's that supposed to mean? :joker:

Beso
01-01-2018, 02:43 PM
I remember hoovering my pernod filled vomit from my 15yr old girlfriends front lawn just before the bells in 1984...i was 14.

Josy
02-01-2018, 12:03 AM
Tea and a tunnocks teacake for me at the bells this year.

Im getting too old for hard-core drinking sessions I think [emoji23]

Spent too many Saturday nights in the cells for being drunk n disorderly back in the day :idc: