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Sam!
13-05-2007, 09:53 AM
- Have the dairy room instead of the diary room and so the chair is a cow shape.

- Having Derren Brown being a hm, he hypnotises them all and they all get send to the middle of the sahara desert and the one who is alive after 13 weeks wins.

- Having a slide into the house and a net to climb out!

- The House is on a big spinning disk so BB can spin it around to make the housemates sick haha

- A massive swimming pool with an island on it, on the island is a loo (is the only loo in the house)

- Have a spanish bull fighting task when they set a bull to run riot in the house

haha any more craxy ideas?

Sam
13-05-2007, 09:54 AM
Ermm interesting :hugesmile:

Captain.Remy
13-05-2007, 10:08 AM
Giving to them sleeping drugs, the last housemate to be awake is immune for the next eviction, and the first to be asleep is evicted immediately

Sam
13-05-2007, 10:11 AM
Great idea

Sam!
13-05-2007, 10:12 AM
Haha good idea! lol

They should have a "ugly room" and when they go in the ugly room they have to wear the colours of the eye but so their complety clashing. The One who doesent clash enough gets drugged and has to eat daisies for 10 hours.

Sam
13-05-2007, 10:14 AM
lol, fantasstice ideas! How about instead of being evicted they get killed? like on that Doctor who spoof episode

nodisharmony
13-05-2007, 10:14 AM
A razorblade swallowing competition

Whoever cuts their throat the first loses:wink:





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Sam!
13-05-2007, 10:15 AM
HA! They get turned into darlek extras lol.

We should all be working for endemol.

For a task they should have to count grains of sand! HAHA

Sam
13-05-2007, 10:16 AM
Wow! Fantastic! Then a cactus eating competition! Housemates who do not eat a thousand lose!

Sam!
13-05-2007, 10:18 AM
lmao! That is funny lol. Pin the nail on the boringinst housemate, all the housemates have a big nail and have to try and pin it into the housemates buts lol

Sam
13-05-2007, 10:20 AM
How about a task wherre they have to watch themselves on live feed? Hha, theyd all give up theyd be soo bored

Sam!
13-05-2007, 10:24 AM
HAHA! They should play the sound on the sound dips into the house for the whole of their stay haha but we cnt hear it!

Sam
13-05-2007, 10:25 AM
lol, or watch them selves sleep all night as a task

Lil-Lindz
13-05-2007, 10:25 AM
how about a task where they have to chop onions, first to cry loses

MR.K!
13-05-2007, 10:26 AM
a hole digging competition ! whoever digs to hell first gets a perminant acomodation there

Sam!
13-05-2007, 10:26 AM
lmao good ideas!

Captain.Remy
13-05-2007, 10:26 AM
Stuck them on the walls, the last housemate to be stuck wins a big prize...a bar chocolate lool

Sam
13-05-2007, 10:27 AM
Thats a good idea Remy

Sam
13-05-2007, 10:28 AM
Originally posted by Lil-Lindz
how about a task where they have to chop onions, first to cry loses

theyve doen similar in BB7,

MR.K!
13-05-2007, 10:30 AM
make the house one big motion simulator.. whoever spews first dies

Sam!
13-05-2007, 10:31 AM
Put millions of bees in the house, first housemate to get 100 stings wins.... a "i heart bees" t-shirt.

Sam
13-05-2007, 10:32 AM
Genius! Bees! Love it hha! :hello:

MR.K!
13-05-2007, 10:32 AM

Sam
13-05-2007, 10:32 AM
Add in a few skunks too

Sam!
13-05-2007, 10:33 AM
Bb might as well massucure them all haha, the orrible things we are thinking of!

Ha Skunks! Why not add lions and tigers lol

Lil-Lindz
13-05-2007, 10:34 AM
how about putting a live bomb in the garden, if the housemates dismarm it they survive if they dont then they all get blown up ha ha

MR.K!
13-05-2007, 10:34 AM
oooo how about a pirrana jacoozie

Sam
13-05-2007, 10:35 AM
Love the bomb idea!

Captain.Remy
13-05-2007, 10:35 AM
Yeah a big lion in, who will eat all the dull housemates !!! :cheer2:

Sam
13-05-2007, 10:35 AM
lol, ... To Detonate Davina ring .... :tongue:

Sam
13-05-2007, 10:36 AM
Originally posted by sunshine30
Yeah a big lion in, who will eat all the dull housemates !!! :cheer2:

All the housemates! :wink:

nodisharmony
13-05-2007, 10:38 AM
Stay in bed for seven days solid:sleep::sleep:

must never get out of bed

The whole show in the bedroom:joker:






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Lil-Lindz
13-05-2007, 10:38 AM
how about a game of hide and seek, except the person seeking has a machine gun, if you get found they shoot the hell out of you, the winner escapes with their life

MR.K!
13-05-2007, 10:39 AM
rofl.... a pool with invisible sharks

Lil-Lindz
13-05-2007, 10:39 AM
maybe the rooms should be changeable so when they all go to sleep BB can turn the house into a giant toilet or something lmao

Sam!
13-05-2007, 10:41 AM
LMFAO! Proper funny ideas haha!!!

Lil-Lindz
13-05-2007, 10:44 AM
maybe BB should tell all the housemates that a trantula has been let loose in the house (when there is no trantula) so all the housemates are scared, and when they sleep they should put fake ones on them and stuff ha ha

MR.K!
13-05-2007, 10:47 AM
the diary room chair should be slap bang in the middle of the lounge for all housemates to hear each other.. there has to be SOME deaths

BIG-BRO-FAN
13-05-2007, 10:48 AM
I'm loving this thread. :spin:

Sam!
13-05-2007, 10:48 AM
Have a grim reaper haha

Lil-Lindz
13-05-2007, 10:49 AM
Lmao :laugh2:

Lil-Lindz
13-05-2007, 10:50 AM
maybe BB shouls evict a hm and then tell the others they have died, they they will have a funeral for them, and then set the hm loose in the house to scare them all LMAO

nodisharmony
13-05-2007, 10:55 AM
Originally posted by Lil-Lindz
maybe BB should tell all the housemates that a trantula has been let loose in the house (when there is no trantula) so all the housemates are scared, and when they sleep they should put fake ones on them and stuff ha ha


I'm lovin that idea Lil-Lindz:laugh::laugh::laugh:


How about "itching powder" in every bed

Those who stop scratching the first win:thumbs2::thumbs2:






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MR.K!
13-05-2007, 10:56 AM
a trap door in the floor droping hms into a pool of croks

Lil-Lindz
13-05-2007, 10:59 AM
maybe BB should give each housemate this thing which electracutes them and have the buttons as the lights in the house and that so when someone turns something on another housemate gets a shock ha ha

nodisharmony
13-05-2007, 11:02 AM
An "I'm a Celebrity get me out of here" bushtucker trial every day, for each housemate, "one-by-one"

Eating insects and stuff

Yum! Yum!





nodisharmony :angel:

Lil-Lindz
13-05-2007, 11:10 AM
lmao :joker:

Matt
13-05-2007, 12:05 PM
One giant bed which will fit 14 housemates, with 16 housemates in the house! The two that fall out go up for eviction!

Sam!
13-05-2007, 12:14 PM
Lol thats wicked iMatt! lol

Ruth*Star
13-05-2007, 12:25 PM
Have a game and the person who falls asleep first gets evicted.

Matt
13-05-2007, 12:27 PM
No individual rooms, just one big room for everything! Including The Diary Room!

Razmataz
13-05-2007, 12:29 PM
How about getting Nikki and Grace back in, and for a task they have to do a re-indition of the 'Saw' movie and kill them for their bonus shopping budget.

I'd be the first one to step forward, I'd remove their freaking voiceboxes. :thumbs:

Lemo
13-05-2007, 02:57 PM
The first man to kiss a hot sexy woman gets booted from big brother
and for girls the first woman to kiss a hot sexy man gets evicted
And for gays the first gay to kiss a gay guy gets evicted
and for lesbians the first lesbian to kiss a woman gets evicted

And they get evicted at the same time (so like spiral and Michal (sp?))

Matt
13-05-2007, 03:00 PM
OK...

...how about we release a few poisonous snakes into the house?

MR.K!
13-05-2007, 03:56 PM
i still think a pirrannah hot tub

the_chosen_one
13-05-2007, 04:55 PM
Make them dress up as clowns for the whole series. lol:thumbs2:

crazymuma
13-05-2007, 05:41 PM
get them to put some boots on the wrong foot and then pair them up and tie their legs together for the day :hugesmile:

the_chosen_one
13-05-2007, 08:32 PM
Make them wear a silly hat every day of the week

nodisharmony
13-05-2007, 09:03 PM
Set off 20 stink-bombs every day, so the House-mates find it unbearable to be in there.

Aren't we cruel:cloud:






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the_chosen_one
13-05-2007, 09:06 PM
lol, Fill the house with horse manure and make them eat it for tea.:laugh3:

nodisharmony
13-05-2007, 09:12 PM
Originally posted by the_chosen_one
lol, Fill the house with horse manure and make them eat it for tea.:laugh3:



:yuk::yuk::yuk:That's horrible the_chosen_one:laugh:

The producers of the show may be looking at this thread and we are giving them some ideas:puzzled:

Horrible ones!! Poor housemates.
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Make each housemate read a 1000 page book and then do an exam paper on it.

Make them go back to school/college






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Matt
14-05-2007, 12:36 AM
Ew!

nodisharmony
14-05-2007, 07:27 PM
Having the Big Brother house completely lit by candle-light only. Loads of candle's and no electricity except for the cameras






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the_chosen_one
14-05-2007, 08:54 PM
:joker:

Leave a polar bear in the garden for them to look after.

nodisharmony
14-05-2007, 09:59 PM
Originally posted by the_chosen_one
:joker:

Leave a polar bear in the garden for them to look after.


It would have to be a big fluffy toy one, the_chosen_one.

polar bears need the cold:bigsmile:

But if the housemates would like Big Brother to turn the house into one big fridge?

Then it could work and the Polar Bear could come in and cuddle up.




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Stu
14-05-2007, 10:08 PM
Put familys of ducks in the housemates sheets at night.

Move the housemates to the camera runs and put the cameras in the house.

Throw Iggy Pop in their as Big Brother

Make everybody get a tatoo of Ewan McGreggor as a task. All tasks are compulsory.

Housemates inject each other. Swap needles. Rinse and repeat. Last one without aids wins.

the_chosen_one
14-05-2007, 11:13 PM
Originally posted by Stu
Move the housemates to the camera runs and put the cameras in the house.


Thats my favourite!:laugh:

Also, give everyone a camel and they have to ride round on it all week.:bigsmile: