Celebrity Big Brother Day 1 Highlights Discussion - 3/1/18 @ 9PM on Channel 5

[T*]

*raph appears*

you: "omg yes twerk for me :love: :drool:"

BYE :joker:

[Cal.]

I hope really messy and sexist men enter on Friday

And sexy

https://i.imgur.com/MhHRHT3.gif

[Daniel-X]

*raph appears*

you: "omg yes twerk for me :love: :drool:"

NOOOOOOO :skull:

[Bones]

get her in :clap1:

she was there already

[Rob!]

NOT storm Elenor.

[Wizard.]

Not storm Eleneor feminist icon :skull:

[Ant.]

I'm lowkey loving the conversations tonight but I'm kinda glad this will end on Friday

[Samm]

Gsdjdjdnccnn ugh I've missed you

awh kisses and hugs

https://i.imgur.com/MhHRHT3.gif

[Epic.]

'While a storm RAGES outside' Marcus read the time i'm begging you :skull:

[Greg!]

I'm over the intelligent chat now I want screaming matches and convos about dicks and fannieshttps://i.imgur.com/MhHRHT3.gif

[Glenn-C]

Getting their money's worth out of that drone aren't they

[Cal.]

'As Storm Eleanor rages outside'

*The tesco fatties in vests fly passed the glass doors shrieking for help, somehow managing to boo Malika in the process*

[Ant.]

of coruse the storm is called ELEANOR!!! IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT WOMEN!!

[EspeonBB]

I hope really messy and sexist men enter on Friday

Ann to batter Andrew?
https://i.imgur.com/MhHRHT3.gif

[Amy Jade]

Get your tiddys out Jess bugger the prudes

[Wizard.]

So this is basically last nights live feeds well I’m glad they killed her off!

[Epic.]

****ing hell is the whole episode just going to be this low-rent Loose Women wannabes debating about equality? Give me a DR bitching session or something

[Jason.]

I'm over the intelligent chat now I want screaming matches and convos about dicks and fannieshttps://i.imgur.com/MhHRHT3.gif

:joker:

[Ant.]

Rachel, I realise you're Tory but do you have to snub NHS hospitals

[Denver]

Ann to batter Andrew?
https://i.imgur.com/MhHRHT3.gif

Johnny to get Ann pregnant?
https://i.imgur.com/MhHRHT3.gif

[RileyH]

okay this is boring now

[T*]

where is the fan club for the piece of snot in ann’s nostril

[Greg!]

"To CELEBRATE women's, you know, WHATEVER"

[Denver]

Rachel, I realise you're Tory but do you have to snub NHS hospitals

she is lib dem

[Daniel-X]

Everyone just talking over Jess :sad:

[montblanc]

i wasn't feeling amanda yesterday but i actually love her

[Shaun]

where is the fan club for the piece of snot in ann’s nostril

I think Nicky's made the Ashley one

[Ant.]

she is lib dem

Scream I feel like Malika

[LukeB]

Everyone just talking over Jess :sad:

</3 she doesn't deserve it.

[EspeonBB]

n Jess is so out of place she should've waited until summer

[RileyH]

where is the fan club for the piece of snot in ann’s nostril

:joker:

[Amy Jade]

Ann needs to stay for the drama but shes not nice

[Wizard.]

That editing was like The Grudge

[Epic.]

Edgicing this episode they've all just been straight MOR :skull: A CBB1/CBB2 throwback

[Denver]

I thought yesterdays storm was called Dylan and todays Eleanor? :skull:

[Jamie89]

Malika, Amanda and Maggie are coming across so well in this ep :love:

(Ann not so much)

[Glenn-C]

****ing hell is the whole episode just going to be this low-rent Loose Women wannabes debating about equality? Give me a DR bitching session or something

Elleh to materialise in the DR?

[icecakes]

You never seen pre 2011 BB then?

don't remember it, who was in it,

[Jamie89]

I thought yesterdays storm was called Dylan and todays Eleanor? :skull

I thought that too :joker: :shame:

[montblanc]

PICK MALIKA

[Daniel-X]

Jess a secret right wing loony exposed. Get her out.

[RileyH]

Malika needs this <3

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Ann creating drama :clap1:

[Cal.]

The best two in the DR :love:

[Wizard.]

Jess a secret right wing loony exposed. Get her out.

No her and Ash will get naked and run around the bath singing “I Will Always Love You” by Day 3!

[BigBrotherGuy100]

So has Marcus narrating the time been scrapped then?

[Oliver_W]

Does Ann have a fanthread on here yet? <3

[LukeB]

final 2?

[Amy Jade]

The producers can't win. You lot moan when it's all false drama and want BB culled but then on night ****ing 1 you're calling it boring

[RileyH]

the awkward silence after 'and then Ashley' :skull:

[Rob!]

Omg Amanda is obviously pissed :love:

[Epic.]

So has Marcus narrating the time been scrapped then?

:sad:

[montblanc]

The producers can't win. You lot moan when it's all false drama and want BB culled but then on night ****ing 1 you're calling it boring

this

[Ant.]

'Stability' Strong and Stable Ann?

[Shaun]

Maggie coming for the crown :love:

[Wizard.]

Rachel is SO nice!

[Denver]

The producers can't win. You lot moan when it's all false drama and want BB culled but then on night ****ing 1 you're calling it boring

Same people who want back to basics want forced drama

[montblanc]

awww queen

[Wizard.]

Victoria “The Grudge” Jensen haunting the editing suite?

[Ant.]

I LOVE the atmosphere and the intelligent conversation but the house feels very empty with only 8 of them:(

[Epic.]

It's a ****ing piss take when Ann is the only one that's interesting me

[Glenn-C]

Does Ann not realise she's going to have to share with all the men now

[Headie]

This is giving me Lesley Brain "they told me before I came in that the single bed was for me"

[RileyH]

order order order order

[Daniel-X]

Ann is so dismissive, utter little rude little bitch.

[Wizard.]

Anne pretending that they HAVE to sleep there so she doesn’t have to be lonely :love:

[Samm]

ann is funneh the old homophobic **** snapped

http://i.imgur.com/gqo7RY6.gif

[T*]

is Ann this stupid

[Headie]

Gina did it better!

[Epic.]

'Ann bravely heads to the Davidson bedroom' Jim Davidson? :skull:

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

i'm happy to go and snore in the other room :laugh2:

[Ant.]

Ann is gonna be the first housemate to die inside the house

[Ant.]

"Bravely heads to the Davison room" :skull:

[montblanc]

Ann is gonna be the first housemate to die inside the house

omg :joker:

[Cal.]

Ann is a tad of a scream

[Samm]

"Ann before you entered the big brother house.."

[LukeB]

Ann is gonna be the first housemate to die inside the house

:skull:

how and who did it, LGBT?

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Ann is a tad of a scream

I think she's hilarious :joker:

[Epic.]

Ann is a tad of a scream

I'm afraid to say I agree :sad:

[Daniel-X]

"Ann before you entered the big brother house.."

:skull:

[montblanc]

ann is going to lose it come tomorrow :joker:

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Ann is the best one so far. I love her! :joker:

[Epic.]

"Ann before you entered the big brother house.."

'...The rules regarding unacceptable behavior were explained to you. This includes being a gobby sexist homophobe'

[EspeonBB]

Ann is gonna be the first housemate to die inside the house

A heart attack when Courtney enters?

[montblanc]

"Ann before you entered the big brother house.."

:joker:

[Shaun]

did Ann put the towels out or not! we need to know!

[Greg!]

this is a scream

[Wizard.]

Ann screaming RIGGED already

[Ant.]

:skull:

how and who did it, LGBT?

I was imagining her abruptly stopping snoring in the night because of natural causes but India will end ha!

[Epic.]

Finally Ann is making things interesting

[Ant.]

A heart attack when Courtney enters?

:joker:

[montblanc]

i hate ann but i want her to stay bc she's a howl :joker:

[Rob!]

Ann dragging the twist

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Finally Ann is making things interesting

She's brilliant :hee:

[Daniel-X]

The editing is gorj

[Wizard.]

That editing freaks me out

[Epic.]

Marcus is teasing us at this point

[Ant.]

This editing reminds me of Victorious

[RileyH]

the chair is growing on me

[Epic.]

what's going on

[Rob!]

Ann to die of sleep apnoea?

[LukeB]

This editing reminds me of Victorious

The show with Ariana Grande in?

[Ant.]

Ann is a great example of an awful person who makes great tv

I just hope she doesn't become awful and overbearing

[Ant.]

The show with Ariana Grande in?

YES

[montblanc]

"oh they're not real" :skull:

[LukeB]

Jess and Amanda are going to be friendship of the year?

[Headie]

Jess talks so fast

[MB.]

Maggie looks like Germaine Greer after a three-day bender

[RileyH]

This editing reminds me of Victorious

how

[Amy Jade]

Jess :love:

[Epic.]

Ann vs India :love:

[Daniel-X]

Jess is just a scream idk why

[Wizard.]

India wants that D

[Epic.]

India is being too nice to the blair witch

[Cal.]

NOT India acting like she's nice when she just wants to share with the dique

[montblanc]

ann :joker::joker::joker:

[Glenn-C]

Does Ann want to sleep on her own or not I'm so confused

[Ant.]

India wants that D

...ining table?

[Epic.]

MaRCuS JuST SAY tHE ****ING TIME

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Ann is a big softie really :love:

[Shaun]

So there's definitely 8 more housemates going in then, with 16 sets of dishes laid out :think: (side-note why put them out? people are just going to grab them later)

[Denver]

India wants that D

NOT India acting like she's nice when she just wants to share with the dique

She is a lesbo

[Epic.]

I love Sally Bercow lookalike

[Ant.]

Rachel is great but I'm still :umm2: about her opinions in the task

[montblanc]

I love Sally Bercow lookalike

i was trying to figure out who she looked like the whole episode!

[Samm]

her eyes are so tiny wow

http://i.imgur.com/gqo7RY6.gif

[Daniel-X]

She is a lesbo

Explains why she wanted to stay in that bed then too.
https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article10423627.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/PROD-Rochdale-abuse-Maggie-Oliver.jpg

[montblanc]

this is so awkward :skull:

[Wizard.]

She is a lesbo

No she’s not

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Omg it's day one and there's beef already :dance:

[Ant.]

DRAG HA INDIA!!!

[Greg!]

India and Ann are icons

[Wizard.]

Omg a series about women and after 5 minutes they’re already arguing about towels!

[montblanc]

Rachel is great but I'm still :umm2: about her opinions in the task

same

[Kazanne]

Not India avoiding telling Anne what she said in the DR.

[T*]

her eyes are so tiny wow

http://i.imgur.com/gqo7RY6.gif

her eyes like take the shape of the fringe it’s really weird

[Denver]

No she’s not

She has kids been eating pussy for years

[Ant.]

Omg it's day one and there's beef already :dance:

Chad when he returns for All Stars and Kim Woodburn starts warming up the mince on Launch?

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Not India avoiding telling Anne what she said in the DR.

probably scared of her reaction :laugh:

[Wizard.]

She has kids been eating pussy for years

Oh explains why she’s homophobic cause she was a straight lad

[Jamie89]

Maggie looks like Germaine Greer after a three-day bender:joker:

[Matthew.]

Jeez i only really like half of them

[Wizard.]

Oh she said she is ready for a boyfriend though

[montblanc]

her eyes like take the shape of the fringe it’s really weird

:joker::joker:

[Epic.]

No stop with the music

[Daniel-X]

NO @ New Rules

[Epic.]

STOP

[Denver]

oh she said she is ready for a boyfriend though

dont believe everything in the press.

[Wizard.]

India has a 5 head

[EspeonBB]

Oh wow feminist anthem New Rules

[Shaun]

they only paid for one zoom-in shot of the house, didn't they

[montblanc]

i hate the music BUT QUEEN DUA

[Wizard.]

dont believe everything in the press.

What are you her son or sommink!

[Samm]

this series is really missing daddy chaddy, I have two big loads loaded up from behind and upfront, even as I sit here and look over to the unchopped carrot on the kitchen table I become suddenly turned on

http://i.imgur.com/gqo7RY6.gif

[MB.]

She does talk like a newsreader, doesn't she

[Oliver_W]

India has a 5 head

Her face looks like an oven, from a distance.

[Wizard.]

India is Britney in 30 years

[Ant.]

this series is really missing daddy chaddy, I have two big loads loaded up from behind and upfront, even as I sit here and look over to the unchopped carrot on the kitchen table I become suddenly turned on

http://i.imgur.com/gqo7RY6.gif

SAMM you'll get banned again :joker:

[Epic.]

'Who cares about being FAMOUS??' ~malika

certainly not this cast

[montblanc]

queens talking to eachother :love:

[Denver]

Chad is ugly dont get the obsession

[Amy Jade]

Chad is ugly dont get the obsession

Same. Chicken legs and bad facial hair.

[montblanc]

i honestly feel like kim kardashian is in the house :joker:

[Wizard.]

Oh I didn’t know America had a president thanks

[RileyH]

adore her

[Ant.]

"DO YOU DRIVE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD?!?!?!!?" - Malika on Day 3

[T*]

i really like malika I like how she’s quite open minded about everything huh

[Daniel-X]

Chad is ugly dont get the obsession

Same. Chicken legs and bad facial hair.

Don't pretend you weren't thirsting for his cock ladies. Denial is the first sign of psychopathy.
https://78.media.tumblr.com/ca1e0b9d4dd14fddfc7527d9841dd61f/tumblr_p1a57zllQU1qg5o2oo1_400.gif

[Glenn-C]

Oh I didn’t know America had a president thanks

It doesn't atm

[Denver]

Oh I didn’t know America had a president thanks

They dont they let children run the country

[montblanc]

maddy :joker::joker:

[MB.]

And to think they were doing so well with the transitions

[Wizard.]

Oh I love the slo mo non tacky housemate clips

[Headie]

Ann's bed covers being wet :skull:

[Amy Jade]

Don't pretend you weren't thirsting for his cock ladies. Denial is the first sign of psychopathy.
https://78.media.tumblr.com/ca1e0b9d4dd14fddfc7527d9841dd61f/tumblr_p1a57zllQU1qg5o2oo1_400.gif

Nah he's not even cute I never understood why so many of you liked him

[T*]

this series is really missing daddy chaddy, I have two big loads loaded up from behind and upfront, even as I sit here and look over to the unchopped carrot on the kitchen table I become suddenly turned on

http://i.imgur.com/gqo7RY6.gif

:joker:

[Epic.]

Meanwhile...

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[montblanc]

Ann's bed covers being wet :skull:

:skull:

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Ann having a room all for herself :love:

[MB.]

I love that this cast is so old that they go to bed referencing The Waltons

[T*]

‘they’re dear little people’ I CANT BREATHE

[Morgan.]

Tomorrow trailers to keep people watching, good idea imo

[MB.]

"Look at those! They're dear little people"

:skull:

[Ant.]

Omg at the previews for tomorrow?

[Wizard.]

I love Britney in her Piece of Me costume :love:

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Ann is going to share with the boys :joker:

[EspeonBB]

I like the tomorrow previews

[Shaun]

"Can I see your tits?"

me @ Lucas when we shared a bed

[Owen19]

The tomorrow preview is new right?

[MB.]

Ann is going to share with the boys :joker:

Courtney to give her a crash course in tucking?

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

:laugh:Courtney to give her a crash course in tucking?

[RileyH]

Courtney to give her a crash course in tucking?

:joker:

[BBUK-Fan]

Tomorrow previews are fantastic ideas!

[Denver]

Ann is going to share with the boys :joker:

Ann to fall pregnant?

[BBUK-Fan]

Ann to fall pregnant?

Not her first child to be fathered by Andrew from The Apprentice

[Amy Jade]

Sees Marnie. Tuns off.

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Ann to fall pregnant?

No wonder India wanted to swap with her :joker:

[RileyH]

Sees Marnie. Tuns off.

Marnie is great

[MB.]

Not her first child to be fathered by Andrew from The Apprentice

I feel like Ginuwine's more her type

[Ant.]

Marnie is great

delete your account

[RileyH]

delete your account

did I lie?

[lewis111]

I want to keep it like this - I don't want a bunch of reality TV and loud mouth men going in and ruining it

Keep it like tbis , only have Friday evictions and have a final 4 in 4 weeks time

[Matthew.]

I can see Ann either being ejected or a 2nd evictee?

[Oliver_W]

I love that this cast is so old that they go to bed referencing The Waltons

Is that an old reference though, surely it's osmostically known by most ages? On a school trip when I was in like year 8 we wouldn't let a guy called Robbie sleep, we kept saying "gooodniiiiight Bobbb" whenever he tried.

[MB.]

Was your school trip to the 1970s by any chance

[Oliver_W]

It was to France, so kind of!

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

I can see Ann either being ejected or a 2nd evictee?

No, she needs to stay!

[Pete.]

There’s some promise :clap1:

[AProducer'sWetDream]

Just finished watching- this series has so much potential. It really seems like they've been listening when it comes to production! I just hope it doesn't turn into CBB18 when the men go in and the showmances start.

[smudgie]

Hmmmmm, going off India a bit, much prefer it when they are the same in the dr as in the house.:fist:

[Bones]

It really seems like they've been listening when it comes to production!

:joker: yeah, playing music and old women talking about snoring and fake tits.

[Rustic bauble]

Hmmmmm, going off India a bit, much prefer it when they are the same in the dr as in the house.:fist:

Hmmm...two faced drama queen...everyone else has been mindful and decent so far...