Celebrity Big Brother Live Launch 2 Discussion 5/1/18 9PM Channel 5

[Lostie!]

I literally only know he exists because of here

[Ant.]

You don't get paid if you get ejected babes do you not??

[Oaker]

He'll probably win :umm2:

[Jake.]

Not the “millions” being the only 1.5 million people watching

[montblanc]

this pre-house interview thing is so tediousssss

[Epic.]

His faux personality already ffs.

Gross

[Daniel-X]

He's just like a Diet Bear.
https://i.imgur.com/HnlO4e2.jpg?1

[RileyH]

"We were told we would never have children"

Beb I think they said you SHOULD never

:laugh2:

[Maru]

He's trying too hard

At least he's trying :laugh:

[EspeonBB]

I think he's going to win

Like Jim Davidson a controversial comedian on a redemption arc

[Kazanne]

He seems ok , time will tell

[Jordan.]

Dont @me but i would shag Dapper

We love a dad bod Jonny stans can't relate

[LukeB]

2 housemates left, 5 mins til this show finishes?

[Epic.]

And of COURSE he gets to do the ****ing contact with the outside world by getting to hug his loved one right before he goes in

[RileyH]

At least he's trying :laugh:

Fair point :laugh:

[Greg!]

His gf's voice is a scream

[Ant.]

He's just like a Diet Bear.
https://i.imgur.com/HnlO4e2.jpg?1

Not exactly Diet, with the size of the fat get

[montblanc]

why are they letting her talk? :joker::joker:

[Jake.]

Is he supposed to look 45

[Jason.]

Not the “millions” being the only 1.5 million people watching

Rebecca Jane thinking millions were watching BB18 when it wasn't even 1 million teas

[Cal.]

He's aged since 2014https://i.imgur.com/HnlO4e2.jpg?1

[Shaun]

Shelly's booked a cruise in the Caribbean for the 2 weeks he's away, those are tears of relief

[Pete.]

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar75182_229.gif

Please love yourself

http://i.imgur.com/bQLvfC7.gif

I’m thinking a bit differently after the VT

http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar75182_229.gif

[Jake.]

And of COURSE he gets to do the ****ing contact with the outside world by getting to hug his loved one right before he goes in

It’s not really contact with the outside world at all though, is it?

[montblanc]

His gf's voice is a scream

:joker::joker::joker:

[Natalie.]

looks like Jamie O'Hara

[Daniel-X]

He looks like Jamie O'Hara mixed with Kem from LI oh my

[Lostie!]

liking the camp run up the stairs

[Ant.]

Shelly's booked a cruise in the Caribbean for the 2 weeks he's away, those are tears of relief

Her to fume when he's ejected within hours?

[RileyH]

Shelly's booked a cruise in the Caribbean for the 2 weeks he's away, those are tears of relief

:joker:

[LukeB]

looks like Jamie O'Hara

Not another one.

[Jason.]

WHAT

[hijaxers]

He'll probably win :umm2:



What tripe he has no hope. Goodbye whoever you are Dapper crap

[Epic.]

looks like Jamie O'Hara

-shivers-

[lewis111]

Will and Grace :love: but no Grace :/

[Jøsh]

What is this cross promotion nonsense

[LukeB]

Andrew didn't turn up :fc:

[Cal.]

Not interested.

[RileyH]

what is this

[Lostie!]

looks like Jamie O'Hara

ffs he does as well

[lewis111]

Can we put them in and not Andrew

[Epic.]

Bye not Will and Grace promo

[rph]

I think he's going to win

Like Jim Davidson a controversial comedian on a redemption arc

hopefully he wont win , courtney deserves this years title! :D

[Daniel-X]

My mum just screamed at the telly cos of Will & Grace

[Ant.]

SCREAM What is this

[EspeonBB]

Lmao I thought they were surprise entrants for a sec :skull:

[lewis111]

Will and Grace is the greatest sitcom of all time

[Maru]

That was random

[Jøsh]

Lmao I thought they were surprise entrants for a sec :skull:

:joker:

[Ant.]

I know its will and Grace but did they really just do thar

[LukeB]

'fired up'

No Elizabeth is it

[Shaun]

a multi plaiting singer?

[montblanc]

His gf's voice is a scream

i'm still laughing at this :joker::joker::joker:

[lewis111]

SHOW US COURT

[Amy Jade]

Is Amanda drunk? :flutter:

[Maru]

So random (forum is eating my posts I think)

[Jason.]

C4 shook the cast of Lost didn't promote Craig's eviction during BB6

[Headie]

Someone gif Ann.zoom pls

[Greg!]

Ew at the break. Ben Frow is so RUDE

[Jake.]

I’m Ann at family dos

[Epic.]

Ann avoiding Dapper :joker:

[RileyH]

SHOW US COURT

thIS

[Jøsh]

Someone gif that zoom out of Ann

[hijaxers]

No one knows who this bloke is:joker:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Dapper the winner

Lovely guy

[montblanc]

he really does look like jamie ew

[lewis111]

Not the camera literally following Dapper round
So it begins

[Cal.]

Ann is SO out the backdoor tonight or tomorrow morning welp

https://i.imgur.com/JtPPWEp.gif

[EspeonBB]

Ann sitting by herself on the couch, she is so relatable

[RileyH]

Jonny trying to showmance Ann?

[Shaun]

I feel we could have 400 GIFs of slow-motion zooming out from an unimpressed Ann already

[Lostie!]

that pan out from Ann :laugh2:

[TwentyOneThrones]

Gonna be applying soon!

[Denver]

We should make Ann the new meme celeb like Gail and the other one

[hijaxers]

I’m Ann at family dos

What face like a slapped arse and rolling eyes like a stroke is imminent ?

[Maru]

Had a message from the White House feel to it

[Maru]

The forum has been eating my posts for past 5 -_-

[Maru]

Oh there it goes

[hijaxers]

that pan out from Ann :laugh2:

Yay Ann and her pan face :dance:

[Jake.]

What face like a slapped arse and rolling eyes like a stroke is imminent ?

Yes

[Jøsh]

Gonna be applying soon!

Raph 2.0 in the works?

[Lostie!]

C4 shook the cast of Lost didn't promote Craig's eviction during BB6

A live link to Sun and Jin arguing in Korean before they turn to the camera to ask us to watch the premiere after BB in perfect English?

[Maru]

I wonder what's wrong with Ann

[RileyH]

Gonna be applying soon!

Good luck babes

[AProducer'sWetDream]

Praying that Ann doesn't walk

https://s32.postimg.org/m6frehwit/ezgif_90420901.jpg

[TwentyOneThrones]

Raph 2.0 in the works?

With a tad more entertainment lmao. Also I recieved an infraction for what I said so apologies :)

[TwentyOneThrones]

"a tad" who am I kidding, a lot...although that isnt hard to be fair to be a lot more entertaining than Raph

[Jøsh]

With a tad more entertainment lmao. Also I recieved an infraction for what I said so apologies :)

No, it is my fault. I apologize.

[montblanc]

Praying that Ann doesn't walk

https://s32.postimg.org/m6frehwit/ezgif_90420901.jpg

https://s32.postimg.org/m6frehwit/ezgif_90420901.jpg

[Maru]

That was it? It's over?

[TwentyOneThrones]

"a tad" who am I kidding, a lot...although that isnt hard to be fair to be a lot more entertaining than Raph

o god I feel bad now he was being kind to me PLS DONT HATE ME IF YOU SEE THIS...I mean not that he would he rarely shows up nower days

[Oliver_W]

Gonna be applying soon!

I already did! I like making and editing videos, so I made one just for fun between Christmas and New Years to amuse myself 8-)

[Ant.]

"a tad" who am I kidding, a lot...although that isnt hard to be fair to be a lot more entertaining than Raph

perched for you to be a massive flop :flutter:

[hijaxers]

What neck - had to put sky news on

[Jason.]

A live link to Sun and Jin arguing in Korean before they turn to the camera to ask us to watch the premiere after BB in perfect English?

:laugh2:

[RileyH]

That was it? It's over?

Back on at half 10 x

[Maru]

Back on at half 10 x

Aah ty

[Jøsh]

FAKE YOU ARE FAKE YOU ARE FAKE YOU ARe

http://cdn.bbspy.co.uk/images/uploads/480_bb2013_tasks_remote3.jpg

:joker:

[Ant.]

it's like cooking a steak for someone who is obsessed with steak in front of them and not actually giving it them :(

its frustrating because i like my steak on a baguette with mustard :bawling:

[Brother Leon]

And of COURSE he gets to do the ****ing contact with the outside world by getting to hug his loved one right before he goes in

That happened al the time with the Females..

[Vanessa]

Courtney losing the skirt, bless :joker:

[RileyH]

Courtney losing the skirt, bless :joker:

Icon

[RileyH]

I didn't do that? I don't think I ever friended you in the first place.

drag her!

[LukeB]

Does anyone remember when they spent 700/800k on Ray J and he ended up being one of the most dullest hm so they axed him so they didn't have to give him that much? hopefully they learnt their lessons with how much they spend on people.

[Matthew.]

What is Marcus/Emma/people in general referring to Courtney Act as? Courtney or Shane J?

[RileyH]

Does anyone remember when they spent 700/800k on Ray J and he ended up being one of the most dullest hm so they axed him so they didn't have to give him that much? hopefully they learnt their lessons with how much they spend on people.

I liked him

[LukeB]

I liked him

All he did was sleep though

[Maru]

Me waiting for 10:30
https://i.imgur.com/8NTUeRT.gif

[Jøsh]

Does anyone remember when they spent 700/800k on Ray J and he ended up being one of the most dullest hm so they axed him so they didn't have to give him that much? hopefully they learnt their lessons with how much they spend on people.

Didn't he walk because of a toothache, and then they wouldn't let him back in?

[Jøsh]

All he did was sleep though

Honestly me

[Maru]

Didn't he walk because of a toothache, and then they wouldn't let him back in?

yep

[RileyH]

All he did was sleep though

he was ill! have some sympathy :oh:

[montblanc]

Does anyone remember when they spent 700/800k on Ray J and he ended up being one of the most dullest hm so they axed him so they didn't have to give him that much? hopefully they learnt their lessons with how much they spend on people.

omg and BOTS kept saying he was so entertaining and funny when he wasn't :joker:

[LukeB]

Didn't he walk because of a toothache, and then they wouldn't let him back in?

so he says.

[RileyH]

Me waiting for 10:30
https://i.imgur.com/8NTUeRT.gif

same tbh :laugh:

[LukeB]

omg and BOTS kept saying he was so entertaining and funny when he wasn't :joker:

:joker: a mess, i guess the producers didn't agree with him otherwise they would have allowed him back in.

[Denver]

Does anyone remember when they spent 700/800k on Ray J and he ended up being one of the most dullest hm so they axed him so they didn't have to give him that much? hopefully they learnt their lessons with how much they spend on people.

I guess you never had severe toothache? Because the last thing you are is happy go lucky

[LukeB]

I guess you never had severe toothache? Because the last thing you are is happy go lucky

yes i have actually and i still had to work.

[RileyH]

yes i have actually and i still had to work.

aww :(

[Shaun]

I can't believe we are discussing Ray J's toothache when there's a perfectly good sitcom on TV

[Maru]

I guess you never had severe toothache? Because the last thing you are is happy go lucky

:joker: a mess, i guess the producers didn't agree with him otherwise they would have allowed him back in.

he was ill! have some sympathy :oh:

BB is like that teacher that closes the door at exactly the time class starts just so you'll stand at the window helplessly waving like a fool to be let back in...then they shut the blinds

[Epic.]

That happened al the time with the Females..

that was my point

[Oliver_W]

I totally forgot about Grace's random other assistant, he didn't really fit in the show so I''m glad he wasn't regular, I was worried he'd be shoehorned in for "young appeal" or something :lol:

[Vanessa]

I love Will and Grace :love:

[RileyH]

I can't believe we are discussing Ray J's toothache when there's a perfectly good sitcom on TV

what sitcom

[Jake.]

I guess you never had severe toothache? Because the last thing you are is happy go lucky

:joker:

[Maru]

I can't believe we are discussing Ray J's toothache when there's a perfectly good sitcom on TV

A root canal would be more thrilling this than cr*p...

(jk)

[Maru]

This is the shortest citcom ever... aren't they supposed to be like an hour?

[Scream]

SCREAM What just happened

Courtney fell over

[hijaxers]

what sitcom

Watching paint dry on any wall . Is it over ? Oh good.

[Maru]

Well I guess if you add in USA amt of commercials, it's closer to an hour...

[Oliver_W]

This is the shortest citcom ever... aren't they supposed to be like an hour?

No? I'm pretty sure all sitcoms are like half hour.

[Ant.]

Courtney fell over

:joker: :joker: :joker:

[Maru]

No? I'm pretty sure all sitcoms are like half hour.

You're right

[Jøsh]

What is Marcus/Emma/people in general referring to Courtney Act as? Courtney or Shane J?

The website and his profile says Shane J, so I presume that.

[Brother Leon]

This is the shortest citcom ever... aren't they supposed to be like an hour?

Most are 30mins.

[Headie]

Omg that opening line and backing noise :flutter:

[RileyH]

it's back yall

[Maru]

hurray

[Daniel-X]

Andrew's entrance is coming oh yes ma'am

[RileyH]

whoop whoop

[Jøsh]

Tag yourself im wobbly camera

[RileyH]

Andrew is so HOT

[Lostie!]

The Pink Casino bits crack me up because the one on the laptop clearly hates the blonde and doesn't care about what's on TV

[Natalie.]

I remember him from Mr Blobby

[RileyH]

the boos for Jonny <3

[Epic.]

who

[hijaxers]

Year of the woman - Emma havin a laugh again.

Wayne to sleep with the snoring Ann

[Shaun]

KING <3

[Oliver_W]

Emma giving the opening is much better than Marcus screaming over a VT <3

[Jøsh]

The Pink Casino bits crack me up because the one on the laptop clearly hates the blonde and doesn't care about what's on TV

She's too obsessed with gambling.

[Amy Jade]

Hope he's a diva

[Ant.]

Shane, Shane, and Wayne?

[RileyH]

idkhim

[Epic.]

The next Lionel Blair?

[Epic.]

Am i your boss naww ann?

[Greg!]

He gives me Lesley Joseph teas

[Daniel-X]

I'm behind AGAIN cos of my mum, this is becoming ****ing annoying!

[Vicky.]

This guy looks like Putin D:

[Jake.]

British Leslie Jordan?

[Denver]

The next Lionel Blair?

Is he your boss?

[Shaun]

Louie Spence is shook!

[montblanc]

wtf was that giggle

[Vanessa]

:laugh2:This guy looks like Putin D:

[rph]

British Leslie Jordan?

i thought the same

[montblanc]

The next Lionel Blair?

oh GOD NO

[Cal.]

He reminds me of Hannibal Lector

[Ant.]

He reminds me of Hannibal Lector

Gonna eat the ass?

[lewis111]

He seems nice as well

[Shaun]

can we stop comparing national treasures to fictional cannibals and Russian despots please!

[Epic.]

Apart from Dapper and Jonny I prefer all these males to the females

[Glenn-C]

I'm behind AGAIN cos of my mum, this is becoming ****ing annoying!

Can relate!

[Pete.]

Wayne :love:

[montblanc]

This guy looks like Putin D:

:laugh2:

[lewis111]

Take out the 3 lads and it's a good male line up

[Daniel-X]

AHHHHH I love him LEGEND WAYNE FOR THE WIN!

[Ant.]

Verne Troyer teas

[Daniel-X]

AHHHHH I love him LEGEND WAYNE FOR THE WIN!

Second place actually after Andrew

[Vanessa]

Lesley Joseph :love:

[Wizard.]

He reminds me of Lesley Jordan. Him to scream “you STINKIN trans slut!” At India?

[Vanessa]

He reminds me of Lesley Jordan. Him to scream “you STINKIN trans slut!” At India?

:laugh:

[Daniel-X]

He reminds me of Lesley Jordan. Him to scream “you STINKIN trans slut!” At India?

:skull:

[montblanc]

He reminds me of Lesley Jordan. Him to scream “you STINKIN trans slut!” At India?

:joker:

[Ant.]

He reminds me of Lesley Jordan. Him to scream “you STINKIN trans slut!” At India?

:laugh2:

[Jake.]

nawt him breaking Amanda’s spine

[EspeonBB]

Living for Amanda & Wayne

[Oliver_W]

British Leslie Jordan?

He gives me Lesley Joseph teas

For some reason I got a wire crossed in my brain and thought you mean Lesley Jones, and wondered what on Earth you meant

[LukeB]

I forgot about Maggie was in the house.

[Shaun]

here for the Amanda/Wayne/Courtney alliance :love:

[RileyH]

CACKLING @ 'oh welcome little person!'

[Daniel-X]

Oh yes Andrew, come thru daddy

[Epic.]

Andrew urgh

[Cal.]

**** me

[Jake.]

Ben Mitchell?

[RileyH]

He reminds me of Lesley Jordan. Him to scream “you STINKIN trans slut!” At India?

:skull:

[Jason.]

"I'm a bit quirky"

[LukeB]

the bore from TA </3 Elizabeth was robbed

[lewis111]

I cannot believe they didn't pick Liz

[Black Dagger]

Daddy Andrew ruin my bussy.

[EspeonBB]

Ugh Andrew is a **** but he's so hot
http://i.imgur.com/Ovrgdx5.gif

[Vanessa]

Another cute guy :love:

[Cal.]

OH this isn't fair

[Greg!]

DanX is cumming!

[Ant.]

Daniel is shook

[RileyH]

I'm willing to give him a second chance

[Daniel-X]

Ugh just take my virginity

[Natalie.]

What was he like in TA?

[LukeB]

"I'm a bit quirky"

"i'm not stereotypical"

[montblanc]

ooooo he's cute

[Cal.]

I didn't realise he was proper hot

[Samm]

okay he's hot without his glasses danX won

[Shaun]

TiBB rn

5ay3wex7g3A

[Pete.]

I thought Jake Quickenden was doing Love Island??

[RileyH]

What was he like in TA?

a twat

[Daniel.]

I love him

[lewis111]

Oh he supports feminism he's not as cancelled as Johny and Daniel

[Vanessa]

:wink:

[Cal.]

OH the suit :skull:

[Daniel-X]

DanX is cumming!

Daniel is shook

Ugh girls I just died and went to heaven?

[Ant.]

Oh wow he was the spoon comment?

[RileyH]

ugh he is so FIT

[hijaxers]

Is this the chinners twin or big brother ????

[Amy Jade]

He was dull on TA why'd they scout him?

[Epic.]

I cannot believe they didn't pick Liz
the bore from TA </3 Elizabeth was robbed

Maybe they asked her and she turned them down so Andrew was their sixth choice.

[Cal.]

OH the suit :skull:

(in a good way)

[Samm]

jonny rotting

[montblanc]

He was dull on TA why'd they scout him?

bc look at him

[LukeB]

What was he like in TA?

Irrelevant for most of it then an cringy annoying lad and a bit dumb "feminism means spooning" cringe

[Greg!]

It is a JOKE though that they got him and not Liz :(

[Daniel-X]

Ugh ffs I won't be able to watch this, I'm already getting a hot flush

[Jay28jay2]

Still fuming that we didnt get Scary Liz or Michaela

[EspeonBB]

To think some of ya'll think Jonny is hotter than him
https://i.imgur.com/JtPPWEp.gif

[Cal.]

Jonny remains unbothered mind!

[Vanessa]

:lovedup:

[Cal.]

Andrew serves the bottom to Jonny's top

[Ant.]

He looks like the geeky bottom in Dan's profile pic but now he looks like the hot top who will annihilate all the twink's bussiee

[Oliver_W]

"i'm not stereotypical"

"I'm like Marmite, me!"

[montblanc]

Jonny remains unbothered mind!

jonny is SHAKING

[Epic.]

We want Liz who is this nobody

[Jake.]

BB9’s Bex :love:

[Daniel.]

Hottest ever

[Natalie.]

a twat

disappointing!

[montblanc]

not maggie being this series' dead normal northern lass

[Amy Jade]

bc look at him

Who cares. Arron Lowe looked hot too but was utter scum

[Samm]

BB9’s Bex :love:

AffddgdS

[Jason.]

Eh, I didn't hate him as much as everyone else did on TA, but he's such a strange pick for CBB.

[Greg!]

I'm that gal that said "go on Jane"

[rph]

:lovedup:

hope he rubs people ;) courtney to get in there ;)

[lewis111]

He wasn't THAT bad on TA more just annoying and laddie
He wasn't nasty or anything

[Maru]

I walked away. I like whoever this guy is (so far)