Celebrity Big Brother Live Show Discussion - 9/1/18 9PM Channel 5

[Wizard.]

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Join Emma Willis for a special 90 minute show including yesterday’s highlights, live face to face noms and more special surprises.

[andybigbro]

I hope this is good :fc:

[RileyH]

I'm absolutely knackered so I'm probably gonna pass out after this

[lewis111]

Another wanting about gender discussions

[arista]

on now

[rph]

omg shane! :D

[RileyH]

the tuck :flutter:

[LukeB]

Mess do they really need a crowd for face to face noms?

[arista]

Rain again

[lewis111]

What would lead someone to go to a BB live show, stand out in the cold and all to watch a screen of people nominating

[Jøsh]

Audience for F2F noms? This is daft.

[Lostie!]

woop woop lol :elephant:

[T*]

C4 feeling gone

[RileyH]

Mess do they really need a crowd for face to face noms?

apparently

[EspeonBB]

What's the point of going to see the live show when it's just face to face noms? :skull:

[RileyH]

woop woop lol :elephant:

:elephant:

[Epic.]

A big crowd again pretty much means in how i format the CBB timeline we're not getting the first evictee till Week 3 and this'll be the first 9 week CBB :skull:

[Amy Jade]

I hope there is a kick off after noms we have live coverage straight after

[LukeB]

apparently

hasn't it been confirmed?

[Jøsh]

england

[LukeB]

first live nominations of the series?

[RileyH]

hasn't it been confirmed?

yea :tongue:

[Rob!]

Erm at the crowd randomly shouting England

[Amy Jade]

Malika is going to attack poor vulnerable India :(

[LukeB]

Erm at the crowd randomly shouting England

isn't that for John? not really random is it?

[EspeonBB]

I'm surprised there aren't any 'Get India out' chants

[RileyH]

Malika <33

[Firewire]

India is lowkey a scream

[Wizard.]

Mess at only half being able to nominate

[Lostie!]

"I'm done talking about her" Sounds like it

[montblanc]

India is lowkey a scream

*highkey

[Ant.]

Mess at only half being able to nominate

BB16 teas

[Amy Jade]

India is lowkey a scream

Not even low key she is hilarious

[lewis111]

Can Courtney not defend India plz

[Matthew.]

I'm surprised there aren't any 'Get India out' chants

it’s hard to chant continually, it just comes out as “get indy out”

[lewis111]

It's weird that India is such a massive character yet is very likely to leave on VTS

[Jøsh]

If I had a pound every time Big Emma appeared in the title sequence and/or India went on about her gender, I'd be rich.

[Epic.]

BYE not Keith Duffy :skull:

[montblanc]

it’s hard to chant continually, it just comes out as “get indy out”

"get sukvindersfhjfdsjkfsehf out"

[RileyH]

ronan keating :love:

[Amy Jade]

Yes. 'hang out'

[Ant.]

This is so **** ESPECIALLY coming after the beautiful Charah showmance

[Rob!]

BB16 teas

Marc to return and randomly be given immunity for a month?

[rph]

bonermance alert

[RileyH]

i like this relationship

[LukeB]

ronan keating :love:

When you say nothing at all.

[Epic.]

Can't wait for Luke Kempner's Ann impression

[Samm]

"very ill" GGFHRDSHHT

[Ant.]

Marc to return and randomly be given immunity for a month?

:joker: he was the most obvious case of rigging for safety

[LukeB]

Kind of shocked the first romance/showmance isn't Johnny.

[montblanc]

okay you know what i love this potential showmance

[Wizard.]

Tell us something we didn’t know Rachel

[Vicky.]

I seem to be ages behind everyone else here. Having to watch online as husband is in bed ill and we can only get live TV on the one in our room :(

[RileyH]

Kind of shocked the first romance/showmance isn't Johnny.

No one wants him

[rph]

mmmm lads ;)

[Ant.]

Lock the door

[Lostie!]

okay you know what i love this potential showmance

Ann and Rachel? Same.

[LukeB]

No one wants him

I do

[Ant.]

mmmm lads ;)

Wow I love black dagger

[Samm]

all of them can do me in that sauna with dan watching

[Epic.]

Daniel is saying disgusting language :skull:

[RileyH]

I do

:yuk:

[Amy Jade]

Poor Jess, the 'lads' have objectified her since they came in

[rph]

anyone else wanted them to start making out without each other?

[RileyH]

andrew needs to stop hanging out with them

[lewis111]

Ugh we do not need these lads scenes

[Lostie!]

Sorry but Andrew is really overrated (looks and housemate wise)

[Wizard.]

all of them can do me in that sauna with dan watching

Nah he can stick it in too why the hell not

[montblanc]

why does Daniel have such a fascination with Jess he's such a sleaze

[montblanc]

Nah he can stick it in too why the hell not

:joker:

[Amy Jade]

Yep Andrew is fake, he's just saying what he thinks people want to hear - his mask just slipped a bit there.

Jess ain't interested

[montblanc]

Sorry but Andrew is really overrated (looks and housemate wise)

i agree on housemate wise

[Epic.]

why does Daniel have such a fascination with Jess he's such a sleaze

The fact that he's married + is always the first one to bring her up out of the three of them says a lot

[Ant.]

I seem to be ages behind everyone else here. Having to watch online as husband is in bed ill and we can only get live TV on the one in our room :(

I hope he feels better soon :love:

If you're watching on the big brother website, which I do most nights, chances are you're a minute behind, which is always annoying for me when I'm trying to take part in the conversations

[lewis111]

They've probabaly cut out loads of intellectual debates and conversations so we can constantly hear about who Andrew from the Apprentice wants to have sex with
I see the real C5 popping through

[Rob!]

Johnny is honestly so pointless

[Vanessa]

Yep Andrew is fake, he's just saying what he thinks people want to hear - his mask just slipped a bit there.

Jess ain't interested

I noticed he changes when he's with the lads. I don't like it.

[RileyH]

Johnny is honestly so pointless

he's such a twat

[Ant.]

Johnny is honestly so pointless

Who?

[LukeB]

he's such a twat

you're serving Nicky with changing your mind a lot

[montblanc]

The fact that he's married + is always the first one to bring her up out of the three of them says a lot

exactly! it's like he's constantly pushing one of them to get with her cause he can't

[RileyH]

you're serving Nicky with changing your mind a lot

I never liked him so back off :nono:

[Wizard.]

Johnny is honestly so pointless

Yeah he’s like Aja in the RPDR All Stars 3 cast.

[LukeB]

I never liked him so back off :nono:

you said he isn't that bad the other day:nono:

[Ant.]

Nicky91 would Stan the hell out of those children

[Wizard.]

Ashley wants to be pregnant with baby number 10?

[RileyH]

Yeah he’s like Aja in the RPDR All Stars 3 cast.

`Aja is a goddess

[Ant.]

Rachel is just standing there and I honestly love her

[RileyH]

you said he isn't that bad the other day:nono:

prove it bitch :nono:

[lewis111]

Ugh we didn't need that

[lewis111]

We DID need this though

[Vicky.]

I hope he feels better soon :love:

If you're watching on the big brother website, which I do most nights, chances are you're a minute behind, which is always annoying for me when I'm trying to take part in the conversations

Oh I didn't know you could do that...watching on
http://www.tvguide.co.uk/tv-stream/?ch=channel+5

which was linked to me the other day

[Amy Jade]

Wayne's sweaty bum crack :umm2:

[lewis111]

Maggie dancing balances out all the lad chats

[Ant.]

Did the universe throw up on Jonny's onesie?

[LukeB]

prove it bitch :nono:

Who has the time?

[Ant.]

Wayne's sweaty bum crack :umm2:

Wayne's sweaty bum crack :drool:

[montblanc]

Oh I didn't know you could do that...watching on
http://www.tvguide.co.uk/tv-stream/?ch=channel+5

which was linked to me the other day

i watch this one too :hee:

[montblanc]

Wayne's sweaty bum crack :drool:

:laugh2:

[Lostie!]

Jonny is an indie king

[lewis111]

Unless she gets pregnant I don't care

[RileyH]

Wayne's sweaty bum crack :drool:

:laugh2:

[montblanc]

i don't like that tracksuit :joker:

[Ant.]

Oh I didn't know you could do that...watching on
http://www.tvguide.co.uk/tv-stream/?ch=channel+5

which was linked to me the other day

Sometimes the BB website is unreliable but it is slightly more ahead and it's better quality

[Wizard.]

Okay I’m finding Dans dad bod hot help me

[RileyH]

Rachel :love:

[Amy Jade]

Wayne's sweaty bum crack :drool:

https://www.funnypica.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Funny-Vomit-people-21.jpg

[Wizard.]

Ann a confirmed racist?

[Ant.]

"Background, attitude" WHAT does that mean

[Epic.]

'I think she's trouble'
'Why do you think she's trouble Ann?'

Rachel aetdgFWAREZf

[Vanessa]

Ann getting glammed up :hee:

[Samm]

not "background" another word for she's BLACK

[Ant.]

https://www.funnypica.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Funny-Vomit-people-21.jpg

I'm saving that :joker:

[RileyH]

Okay I’m finding Dans dad bod hot help me

you can't be helped at this point I'm afraid

[rph]

Omg Shane! :D

[RileyH]

so WHERE does the dick go?? :suspect:

[Lostie!]

"I think she's trouble" :laugh2:

[Ant.]

not "background" another word for she's BLACK

Her blackground - er I mean background haha :)

[montblanc]

Rachel omg :joker:

[montblanc]

not "background" another word for she's BLACK

:joker::joker:

[Vanessa]

Ann looks nice :D

[lewis111]

Aww Ann :love:

[rph]

omg!

[bots]

my balls aint going into my stomach out of choice :laugh:

[Epic.]

'It looks lovely Ann'
'Good :smug: Thank you :smug: '

[lewis111]

I love when Ann is happy it makes me happy

[armand.kay]

the nipple piercing I'm shook

[montblanc]

oh yes Ann :clap1:

[Ant.]

Courtney I love you

[Ant.]

A.... man.... DUH!!!

[Samm]

the nipple piercing I'm shook

I wanna suck it right off

then pound

[LukeB]

Courtney I love you

don't we all :flutter:

[rph]

Courtney I love you

love this chat :)

the guys seem interested

[Amy Jade]

I love Shane for just totally understanding India even though she's been a mess and been pretty critical of him he's such a lovely person

[Epic.]

The males are better than the females not counting Daniel and Johnny

[Wizard.]

I want Ann to win I can’t help myself

[lewis111]

Ann not sitting on the end :clap1:

[RileyH]

ugh I love how everyone seems interested in what Courtney has to say she's so iconic

[Rob!]

Urgh I hate the talent show tasks, so cringy

[RileyH]

The males are better than the females not counting Daniel and Johnny

Couldn't agree more

[lewis111]

Mess at him needing the words

[Ant.]

Scream what is Ann doing

[Vanessa]

Shane :love:

[Amy Jade]

Jess dressed down but still got her stripper heels on :love:

[RileyH]

We want Trisha licking substances off Jemma Lucy's tits not this bollocks

[lewis111]

I'm literally Ann right now

[montblanc]

ugh I love how everyone seems interested in what Courtney has to say she's so iconic

it's honestly one of my favorite things about the male cast this year

[Epic.]

SOMEONE gif that slow zoom in of Ann eating the popcorn :joker:

[Vanessa]

i'm ann eating the popcorn :joker:

[Brother Leon]

The males are better than the females not counting Daniel and Johnny

Confirmed. Even Dan is decent enough tbh. Johnny is the worst of the house though.

[Ant.]

We want Trisha licking substances off Jemma Lucy's tits not this bollocks

We really dont

[Rob!]

Did Shane play the drums in Boyzone

[LukeB]

Malika and Ashley crying ? :joker:

[RileyH]

We really dont

sorry when did I ask for your input?

[Crimson Dynamo]

Oh

[RileyH]

Malika and Ashley crying ? :joker:

it was emotional

[LukeB]

We really dont

Tea

[T*]

I genuinely thought she was gonna call her a fanny

[rph]

omg these have been a few great episodes lately :D

[Epic.]

'Johnny's best chat-up line you don't wanna miss this'

oh but i do

[Ant.]

sorry when did I ask for your input?

Idk when did we ask for your input?

[Niamh.]

Malika and Ashley crying ? :joker:I'd cry too if I was made listen to Shane sing

[Amy Jade]

Malika and Ashley crying ? :joker:

I was crying too his voice is awful

[Epic.]

Idk when did we ask for my input?

[Ant.]

My voice is awful but WHAT was that singing at all

[Jøsh]

Wavy shirt man is back at it again I see

[armand.kay]

I wanna suck it right off

then pound

not a bit of gore

[BBUK-Fan]

John and Amanda dancing together is amazing

[Ant.]

Idk when did we ask for my input?

Jonny in a week, probably

[RileyH]

I was crying too his voice is awful

:joker:

[Niamh.]

Ronan must be hysterical watching this [emoji38]

[LukeB]

I'd cry too if I was made listen to Shane sing

I was crying too his voice is awful

:skull:

yeah i agree tbf, it was awful was he like this before. I don't think i've heard boyzone live before.

[Ant.]

Shane singing reminds me of that time Jeremy sung that Take That song

[bots]

:skull:

yeah i agree tbf, it was awful was he like this before. I don't think i've heard boyzone live before.

there were only 2 that could sing in BO

[Niamh.]

:skull:

yeah i agree tbf, it was awful was he like this before. I don't think i've heard boyzone live before.He never sang in Boyzone, only Ronan and Stephen did

[BBUK-Fan]

So nice to see Ann happy and having her make up done, good to see her connecting more with the housemates

[BBUK-Fan]

Johnny is the worst male confirmed

[Epic.]

Shane singing reminds me of that time Jeremy sung that Take That song

'Feel I've waaalked, a thous-AND miles :smug: '

-shudders-

[LukeB]

Johnny is the worst male confirmed

Dapper takes that title.

[Ant.]

'Feel I've waaalked, a thous-AND miles :smug: '

-shudders-

:joker: HARROWING

[BBUK-Fan]

Dapper takes that title.

Daniel's been shown and he's been ok. Jonny is scrap

[Vanessa]

I want that gif of Ann eating the popcorn as my sig :joker:

[lewis111]

I feel like this is going to be a very cringey segment

[LukeB]

Daniel's been shown and he's been ok. Jonny is scrap

yes Dapper talking about Jess twice in a disgusting manner is ok :rolleyes:

[BBUK-Fan]

yes Dapper talking about Jess twice in a disgusting manner is ok :rolleyes:

Nah, that was bad. He's shown a bit of a remorseful side

[BBUK-Fan]

Andrew, the ball handler. This pleases TiBB

[Amy Jade]

India booing :laugh2:

[Vanessa]

Andrew handles his balls well :laugh2:

[RileyH]

I want to see how he handles my balls

[Epic.]

'Seeing what he can do with a set of balls, is Andrew'

Daniel-x: https://2static3.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/Blank+_d28fcaa61189bb879e696984ee5a9792.jpg

[lewis111]

I'm India "dancing?"

[bots]

Ann is Andrews biggest fan :cheer2:

[LukeB]

Nah, that was bad. He's shown a bit of a remorseful sidep

https://i.imgur.com/BuA7OEf.gif

[Jason.]

India and Ann sat next to each other makes me chuckle, I don't know why.

[montblanc]

set of balls?

https://media.tenor.com/images/54b21fd12782e9053756ec78895bd7d9/tenor.gif

[montblanc]

Ann clapping :joker::joker:

[Vanessa]

:dance:

[lewis111]

India is on point tonight

[RileyH]

what IS he doing

[Epic.]

WHAT is India doing GWRSDFWERAD

[Ant.]

Is this the CBB21 Finale BOTS?

[Samm]

i'm india

[smudgie]

God I love Barnsey :love:
Singing for England:dance:

[Vanessa]

Ann clapping :joker::joker:

She's iconic! :joker:

[Firewire]

http://i.imgur.com/a5gRep6.gif

[montblanc]

ugh John is such a wholesome man

[LukeB]

More talent than Rak-Su

[Firewire]

http://i.imgur.com/EyMtf1b.gif

[LukeB]

this is going to be cringe.

[Epic.]

This is going to be so cringe

[Epic.]

Ann is going to destroy him

[montblanc]

India is having ball :joker::joker:

[bots]

jonny is cringe

[Vanessa]

Johnny :facepalm:

[Amy Jade]

Oh wow talent spotted!

[LukeB]

this is going to be cringe.

This is going to be so cringe

https://i.giphy.com/media/TrgmkMJGZdbH2/giphy.webp

[rph]

cringe!

[Epic.]

'You're NAWT doing very WELL are you??'

[Vanessa]

Ann : i really wouldn't bother. You're not doing very well, are you? :joker::joker:

[Amy Jade]

India would have sucked him off

[montblanc]

headbutt him Maggie!

[Lostie!]

Maggie: That's the second time you've misgendered me, Jonny.

[EspeonBB]

Ann :joker:

[Owen19]

I didn't understand a word of that

[Ant.]

Wayne only comes on screen to dance I honestly forget he exists

[smudgie]

Strewth at Jonny.
Such an amateur.:joker:

[montblanc]

how tall is Ann :joker::joker:

[Epic.]

Ugh this is going to be even worse

[LukeB]

mutes this disgusting ****

[RileyH]

I'm Courtney being the only one to start clapping and then have people join in with me

[Ant.]

Wow he's still ****e

[Wizard.]

Not funny (but fit)

[RileyH]

Not funny (but fit)

STOP

[Epic.]

'I'm sorry for a rape joke and I will never be Dapper Laughs again-

-makes hundreds of crude sexual jokes-

[LukeB]

he isn't even that funny.

[montblanc]

here we go

[smudgie]

He is atrocious.

[BBUK-Fan]

Jonny is cringe

[T*]

He’s really not funny

[Epic.]

i'm ann's ****ing reaction

[bots]

dapper was **** too

[RileyH]

I don't like it

[LukeB]

'I'm sorry for a rape joke and I will never be Dapper Laughs again-

-makes hundreds of crude sexual jokes-

but he's showing a 'remorse' side

[RileyH]

i'm ann's ****ing reaction

:joker:

[Ant.]

Not funny (but fit)

Youre getting put on ignore if you carry on

[montblanc]

Ashley looks so beautiful in that :love:

[BBUK-Fan]

Daniel wasn't funny

[Wizard.]

Not body parts :joker:

[rph]

yay Courtney! :D

[RileyH]

she should sing Mean Gays instead