Rank the talent show

[Jarvio]

Just wanna start by saying that Shane L was absolutely crap, couldn't sing for ****. Annoyed at how the women cried from him, but I suppose it's boyzone superfan bias.

1 - John Barnes - Because of the rap
2 - Courtney - Not my kind of music but s/he can sing
3 - Ginuwine - Hate the song, but he can sing I suppose
4 - Wayne - Completely indifferent to tapdancing so whatever
5 - Daniel - Not that funny but at least he tried
6 - Andrew - Not impressed
7 - Shane L - Just shocking tbh
8 - Johnny - Waste of time

[Niamh.]

1 - Courtney - Original song, great voice and looked fab
2 - Wayne - very talented guy and still very nimble for his age
3 - Ginuwine - Good voice, don't love the song though
4 - John Barnes - Good fun
5 - Shane L - Terrible voice but I do love that song and he did his best with it considering he's not a singer in the group really :laugh:
6 - Daniel - Not funny really but better than the last 2
7 - Andrew - He tried
8 - Johnny - cringe

[Shaun]

1 - Courtney - queen of pop
2 - John - iconic song & a multi-talented king! You don't see Chris Martin doing keepy-uppies or choreography!
3 - Ginuwine - love the song, loved John twerking for Mags
4 - Wayne - he seemed like he was going to fall into the background design at some points </3
5 - Shane L - lovely song but lol @ his voice
6 - Daniel - not bad really but lol @ him still pretending DL was a character
7 - Johnny - as bad as Andrew but at least got some laughs/good moments from Ann/Maggie/Rachel out of it
8 - Andrew - he failed at juggling

[Crimson Dynamo]

1 - John - iconic song & good moves, I laughed
2. Courtney - good song actually and sung well
3. Wayne - tap dancing is a learned talent and at 69 - bravo
4 - Ginuwine - one trick pony who got lucky
5 - Andrew - not too many people can juggle (I can :hee:) i guess
6. Confident delivery but pretty sh1t

Shale L and Johnnie were so piss poor that any forum member could have done better, they are talentless thick dumplings

[Vanessa]

Surprisingly my favourite performance was from Shane Lynch. I just love that song :flutter:
But Wayne was also very good.
John was fun.
Genuyne was brilliant :dance:
Courtney was great.
Andrew was OK.
Johnny tried, bless him :joker:
Daniel :umm2::umm2:

[bots]

1-8 Crap :hee: