9PM Celebrity Big Brother Discussion Ch5HD 11/1/17

[arista]

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Should be good one


On Ch5 and Ch5HD 9PM

[Wizard.]

I love the 1950’s let’s go back!

[Yuki Maru Hoshi]

Ready to reenter the House of Ann

[Livia]

In at page one. Evening everyone.

[BBUK-Fan]

Waiting................

[arista]

on now

[RileyH]

kesha promo :love:

[Cal.]

Looks like another boring episode. NOT impressed with this series at all.

[RileyH]

Looks like another boring episode. NOT impressed with this series at all.

stop being so negative

[Epic.]

So I guess this won't be much of a productive show if it's just some India/Ginuwine/Ashley fun hour

[rph]

Argh the Genuine showmance :( show

[rph]

awe shane j cute pjs

[Cal.]

stop being so negative

Well why don't you darlin? /charley

[Epic.]

Looks like another boring episode. NOT impressed with this series at all.

Lmao it's already way better than the last 3 Celebrity Series so i don't get this :laugh:

[rph]

haha shane j and andrew always sitting next to each other ;)

[Samm]

let's bring in the entertainment

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/11/12/article-0-0271510F000005DC-467_468x786.jpg

[Epic.]

i remember in cbb17 when john and gemma sang 'how do you like your eggs' at the beginning of a HL show and suddenly became friends

[Pete.]

Looks like another boring episode. NOT impressed with this series at all.
:unsure:

[Cal.]

Lmao it's already way better than the last 3 Celebrity Series so i don't get this :laugh:

Lmao well CBB19 was amazing so i don't get this :laugh:

[RileyH]

i remember in cbb17 when john and gemma sang 'how do you like your eggs' at the beginning of a HL show and suddenly became friends

:joker:

[Ashsleigh]

Nothing annoys me more than when I'm cooking food for someone and they tell me that they're hungry.

[Cal.]

:unsure:

DID I stutter?

http://i.imgur.com/CTuPMAh.gif

[Amy Jade]

Ann's legs in that dress are hilarious

[RileyH]

Well why don't you darlin? /charley

:conf2:

[Pete.]

DID I stutter?

http://i.imgur.com/CTuPMAh.gif
I’m taken aback by your taste to be frank!

[Cal.]

:conf2:

:flowers:

[Cal.]

I'm India and Epic, Riley and Pete are the women being ganghanded

[Epic.]

Lmao none of the girls can stand India now

[lewis111]

I love how India can't go one segment without moaning

[Amy Jade]

Ok how is that sexist?

[RileyH]

:flowers:

:hee:

[lewis111]

Amanda :love:

[Cal.]

:hee:

:spin2:

[BBUK-Fan]

India, shut up

[Wizard.]

India just wishes she called herself Amanda. A man, DUH!

[BBUK-Fan]

Malika ill? She's gonna do a Ray J int she?

[Withano]

I saw Ann wearing that frock in a video today and had no idea it was part of a task lol

[BBUK-Fan]

India just wishes she called herself Amanda. A man, DUH!

LOL :cheer2:

[Cal.]

Ugh I don't want another noms twist I never registered that only women or men were nominating again.

[Amy Jade]

India, shut up

Oh so a woman needs to shut up because a man says so?

[BBUK-Fan]

I like Ann being so competitive

[BBUK-Fan]

Oh so a woman needs to shut up because a man says so?

What? She can shut up because she's moaning again about the task being sexist. What were you on about?

[Ant.]

India just wishes she called herself Amanda. A man, DUH!

You're never gonna be Rachel Green JUST STOP IT!

[lewis111]

Wednesday's episode to get highest ever ratings for people tuning in to see that Beyoncé programme?

[Wizard.]

You're never gonna be Rachel Green JUST STOP IT!

I’m actually Phoebe SO

[RileyH]

:spin2:

:spin:

[RileyH]

Malika ill? She's gonna do a Ray J int she?

No. Where did you get that from?

[Cal.]

:spin:

Bored of you now

[BBUK-Fan]

No. Where did you get that from?

Malika is ill, they said it. The rest was a joke cos she is better than that

[Epic.]

No. Where did you get that from?

The fact that Jonathan Cheban and Ray J were both Kardashian associates and both walked, and Malika is also from a similar field

[Cal.]

Why will Scott come down the conveyor belt on a platter in the boys task room

[Epic.]

Oh hi Malika being better now

[lewis111]

Not India ruining it for the girls so they don't get to nom next week

[Yuki Maru Hoshi]

So who eats all this cake

[lewis111]

OMG she's literally doing it on purpose :joker:

[T*]

Why will Scott come down the conveyor belt on a platter in the boys task room

i’m going to and my fat ass will get stuck in the hole

[RileyH]

Bored of you now

:spin:

[BBUK-Fan]

So who eats all this cake

The way to lure in tomorrow's eviction audience?

[RileyH]

Why will Scott come down the conveyor belt on a platter in the boys task room

:joker:

[Amy Jade]

Girls rule :hee:

[Yuki Maru Hoshi]

Aww nice of them to clean the house

[RileyH]

Oh hi Malika being better now

queen of health

[Epic.]

Big Don Bitching Session

[Cal.]

EW I hate juice I'm triggered

[Samm]

idk john is kinda annoying

[lewis111]

Moaning sooky India is my favourite

[lewis111]

idk john is kinda annoying

He has been as of recently

[RileyH]

Moaning sooky India is my favourite

same honestly

[Cal.]

idk john is kinda annoying

we want to see india!

[T*]

why is this thread dead

[Epic.]

'NOT interested'

[Samm]

we want to see india!

yes we do

http://i.imgur.com/amJlPLv.gif

[lewis111]

I love how she's in a massiv mood because people said don't put flour on a table

[Cal.]

I'm India when my mam comes in and asks if I'm going to get dressed and open my curtains today

[RileyH]

drag her Amanda!

[lewis111]

I swear Daniel has put on about 3 stone in the last couple days

[Ant.]

"Where did that come from :umm2: "
"Me :joker: :joker: :joker:"

:skull:

[Lostie!]

Amanda's laugh after "me" is my jam

[RileyH]

I swear Daniel has put on about 3 stone in the last couple days

:skull:

[armand.kay]

Andrew looks great with his little hair style

[lewis111]

It's sad that this is the most fashionable India has been all series

[Withano]

we want to see india!

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/74/India-map-en.svg/220px-India-map-en.svg.png

lel

[RileyH]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/74/India-map-en.svg/220px-India-map-en.svg.png

lel

:joker:

[lewis111]

India is the worst liar about

[Cal.]

Shane J serving

https://media.giphy.com/media/yZSapr3jBH3tm/giphy.gif

[lewis111]

YES I want more Angry Wayne

[rph]

Detective Shane J on the case ;)

[RileyH]

I'm Courtney questioning about the hoover

[Ashsleigh]

Shane J serving

https://media.giphy.com/media/yZSapr3jBH3tm/giphy.gif

:joker:

[Yuki Maru Hoshi]

Shane J is really good at this show

[Ant.]

Shane: did you get an extension lead for the Hoover :suspect:
India: NO:) we just plugged it in and out in all the plugs :)
Shane: but there's only like 2 plugs....
Jess: I think it had a different cord idk I didn't do the hooverening!

[Amy Jade]

This task is surprisingly good!

[Yuki Maru Hoshi]

https://media.giphy.com/media/EouEzI5bBR8uk/giphy.gif

[Samm]

whew queen of pop dua

[Amy Jade]

Shane: did you get an extension lead for the Hoover :suspect:
India: NO:) we just plugged it in and out in all the plugs :)
Shane: but there's only like 2 plugs....
Jess: I think it had a different cord idk I didn't do the hooverening!

Literally me when my mum asks me to hoover, then I blame my nan.

[Wizard.]

I swear Daniel has put on about 3 stone in the last couple days

He’s a sexy daddy

[Epic.]

This is potentially series sucking

[Osjama]

I swear Daniel has put on about 3 stone in the last couple days

Hottt

[lewis111]

Maggie getting the tea AGAIN

[Epic.]

Maggie is so intrusive :skull:

[Amy Jade]

He’s a sexy daddy

Hottt

You're both REVOLTING!

[Cal.]

I hope India wins legend whew

[Brother Leon]

Maggie the typical Auntie :laugh:

[Lostie!]

I swear Maggie just appeared out of nowhere :skull:

[Epic.]

Wayne looks so much like Leslie Jordan with them glasses arazdgfwrsaz

[Cal.]

I'm not bothering changing from Jess to India though on my profile bc it'll be back to Jess tomorrow night when India gets eviccied :(

[Samm]

wayne snapping aHBDHSID

[Jamie89]

I love how into this task Ann is :laugh2:

[Amy Jade]

Ann the queen of recycling!

[RileyH]

India NOT plastic

[Osjama]

Ann slayed oml

[lewis111]

Mess did they literally sit and count out all that rubbish

[Lostie!]

I'd have a panic attack on one of those production lines

[RileyH]

WHO counted that

[Jamie89]

Shane: did you get an extension lead for the Hoover :suspect:
India: NO:) we just plugged it in and out in all the plugs :)
Shane: but there's only like 2 plugs....
Jess: I think it had a different cord idk I didn't do the hooverening!

Literally me when my mum asks me to hoover, then I blame my nan.

:joker::joker:

[Ant.]

Literally me when my mum asks me to hoover, then I blame my nan.

:joker:

[Ant.]

Whoever counted those materials didn't get paid enough

[Epic.]

Daniel is unhealthily obsessed with showmances, it's revolting

[Amy Jade]

Was that a joke that he got drunk at work as a bus driver?

[Pete.]

Not Secrets by P!nk getting promo me and Shaun won

[RileyH]

Whoever counted those materials didn't get paid enough

they could get paid too much for all we know

[Epic.]

Hello Leslie Jordan

[Ant.]

I swear Maggie just appeared out of nowhere :skull:

Sounds in character :joker:

[Cal.]

Was that a joke that he got drunk at work as a bus driver?

NOT the EE bus crash

[Ashsleigh]

Was that a joke that he got drunk at work as a bus driver?

Yeah, it just wasn't funny

[Samm]

Not Secrets by P!nk getting promo me and Shaun won

I knew you would pop in once P!ss get's some promotion

[Ant.]

Was that a joke that he got drunk at work as a bus driver?

We know the answer (spoiler it's yes)

[lewis111]

Wayne and Amanda showmanve plz

[Wizard.]

Daniels ass crack :flutter:

[Ant.]

I'm expecting Wayne to just shout "YOU STINKING GINGER SLUT" at Amanda

[Epic.]

WHAT was with that Love Island transition??

[lewis111]

Don't worry we are not excited

[Ant.]

Daniels ass crack :flutter:

Delete your account

[Epic.]

Ashley making me cringe

[Cal.]

Where's legend India

[Amy Jade]

We know the answer (spoiler it's yes)

Oops I've never heard it. Could inagine him doing it

[lewis111]

Mess Wayne

[T*]

the only bulge we get to see so far and it’s ****ing Daniels bye

[Jamie89]

Daniels ass crack :flutter:

https://i.imgur.com/JtPPWEp.gif

[RileyH]

Ashley <3

[Wizard.]

Screaming

[Ant.]

Oops I've never heard it. Could inagine him doing it

I'm sure I heard it so I'm guessing

It wouldn't surprise me

[Cal.]

*squeals* NO THANKS! I'm not doing it *walks off*

me with anything that involves more than below minimum effort

[RileyH]

Daniels ass crack :flutter:

yucky

[Amy Jade]

India producing great conversation...when will Jonny?

[Epic.]

It's so weird how Andrew's been a hugely big character and yet has done nothing tonight

[lewis111]

India redemption arc - pretending not to be homophobic :clap1:

[lewis111]

It's so weird how Andrew's been a hugely big character and yet has done nothing tonight

Maybe now he knows he's safe he doesn't have to act up?

[Amy Jade]

Stephen taken too soon :love:

[Cal.]

OMG I remember when Stephen died

[Jamie89]

India producing great conversation...when will Jonny?

I didn't even realise Jonny was even in that scene until they cut to him (saying nothing) at the end of it :skull:

[Lostie!]

I always thought Stephen was the youngest for some reason

[Wizard.]

Shayne L gonna win ya heard it here first queen bee

[Wizard.]

He gonna pull a Coleen

[Cal.]

Ugh I don't want India to go

[RileyH]

Ugh I don't want India to go

She might not

[Jamie89]

Shayne L gonna win ya heard it here first queen bee

He's going to do it for Edele :clap1:

[Osjama]

Don’t evict India guys!

[Jamie89]

I always thought Stephen was the youngest for some reason

He did look the youngest tbf

[Epic.]

He gonna pull a Coleen

And that's hopefully the last time I ever see a moderately good housemate compared to Coleen Nolan

[Tinsel Toes]

Ugh I don't want India to go

Joke right ?

[Cal.]

She might not

She will :(

Not that we get voting percentages but I'd imagine it'll be a 70%-30% split with India being evicted

[Cal.]

Joke right ?

No I actually want her to stay don't DEMEAN ME fat slob

[The Grinch]

She will :(

Not that we get voting percentages but I'd imagine it'll be a 70%-30% split with India being evicted

Against Johnny?

[Cal.]

Against Johnny?

Yeah with everyone voting for him as it's essentially a vote to evict Indi

[Epic.]

She will :(

Not that we get voting percentages but I'd imagine it'll be a 70%-30% split with India being evicted

This is tragically probably true judging by the Tellymix poll

[Epic.]

India has the GC fuming

[The Grinch]

Yeah with everyone voting for him as it's essentially a vote to evict Indi

He is so boring.

[Jamie89]

Mess I thought she was going to say "he gave me a massive vagina", not "book" :worry:

[Pete.]

I knew you would pop in once P!ss get's some promotion
Well bonjour

https://media.giphy.com/media/3oFzmoCqKGqzvhFhNS/giphy.gif

[Cal.]

He is so boring.

If there was a few others up alongside them Jonny would go for sure.

[Tinsel Toes]

No I actually want her to stay don't DEMEAN ME fat slob

Excuse me how dare you call me that

[Ant.]

Mess I thought she was going to say "he gave me a massive vagina", not "book" :worry:

:joker:

[Yuki Maru Hoshi]

Walls of vagina

[Epic.]

UGH the editors are trying so hard to get Jonny safe with these positive words

[Cal.]

Yes WE do LOVE India!

[RileyH]

This is tragically probably true judging by the Tellymix poll

I doubt many of them will actually vote for Jonny tho

[Lostie!]

The Great Walls of Vagina

Okay screw Egg Shelly, THAT'S my drag name

[Osjama]

Keep India in i wanna hear more about the great walls of vagina

[Samm]

ashley is a cow

[Cal.]

I doubt many of them will actually vote for Jonny tho

Tbf I can't remember CBB20 but Tellymix wasn't that accurate with CBB19 so here's hoping :fc:

[Cal.]

BORING show India again

https://media.giphy.com/media/3oFzmoCqKGqzvhFhNS/giphy.gif

[Lostie!]

Sorry but when the whole house wants a certain eviction result I automatically want the other one.

[lewis111]

India having a fun side :love: she's the perfect character

[RileyH]

Okay screw Egg Shelly, THAT'S my drag name

:joker::joker:

[Yuki Maru Hoshi]

Malika wanting India to go but didn't nominate her...

[Cal.]

BORING show India again

https://media.giphy.com/media/3oFzmoCqKGqzvhFhNS/giphy.gif

Oh she's back maybe the universe is listening to me

https://media.giphy.com/media/3oFzmoCqKGqzvhFhNS/giphy.gif

[Lostie!]

thEY CRUCIFIED JESUS

[lewis111]

India joining the lads and taking Johnny's votes

[RileyH]

https://media.giphy.com/media/3oFzmoCqKGqzvhFhNS/giphy.gif

[rph]

haha wayne and shane j :D

[Ant.]

Well they crucified Jesus, Malika, was Jesus wrong?
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/02/07/14/3CE59B0000000578-0-image-a-35_1486479402989.jpg

[RileyH]

Ann's head wasn't even on the pillow HOW does that work

[lewis111]

India dancing - legend

[Christmas Dynasnow]

14k of chuffs tax money

[The Grinch]

India joining the lads and taking Johnny's votes

Let's hope.

[Amy Jade]

I've gone off Malika. She's all talk no action

[Ant.]

ANN gah

[The Grinch]

14k of chuffs tax money

14k, wow.

[lewis111]

Well they crucified Jesus, Malika, was Jesus wrong?
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/02/07/14/3CE59B0000000578-0-image-a-35_1486479402989.jpg

:joker:
The comparison is scarily accurate though

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Attention the gays

Andrews cock is a beauty

[Samm]

it's HOT HOT HOT

[lewis111]

India just go out and shag John and start a showmanve story so you can stay

[Osjama]

Ughhh save India

[Epic.]

Ugh please don't go India

[lewis111]

Ashley supporting India - new star of the show?

[Cal.]

You're one of US, India!

[RileyH]

ashley :love:

[Oliver_W]

£14k, and about a year of downtime when they have to dialite the wound every day with a big implement.

[The Grinch]

Johnny does nothing.

[Epic.]

She feels so bad about it :sad:

[Amy Jade]

Gorgeous India needs another week to redeem herself!

[Cal.]

Oh, a changed legend? She's made her peace now keep her in!

[RileyH]

we NEED to save India!!!!!!!

[Cal.]

Ugh I'm going to grovel to chuff tomorrow to keep India in

[Ant.]

:joker:
The comparison is scarily accurate though

Im getting low-key Kim vibes from India :love:

[Jamie89]

Come through with the self realisation and redemption India :clap1:

[Yuki Maru Hoshi]

Wow India taking some responsibility... an improvement

[Osjama]

Keep her in

serene wall of vagina queen

[Epic.]

Jonny is painfully non-existant, just GO

[Lostie!]

Ugh I'm going to grovel to chuff tomorrow to keep India in

:joker:

[lewis111]

India playing the game and getting a redemption - PLEASE STAY

[Samm]

imagine if the roles were reversed here hbfiwf

[The Grinch]

imagine if the roles were reversed here hbfiwf

https://media.giphy.com/media/3oFzmoCqKGqzvhFhNS/giphy.gif

[RileyH]

ugh I love them

[Osjama]

Johnny literally hasn’t done anything this episode he said one line

[RileyH]

India waving at Ginuwine :joker:

[Osjama]

Knowing the ****ty British public India will be out remember the Paul Brandi eviciton last series over ****ing Derek and helen

[Cal.]

Voting India as we speak

https://media.giphy.com/media/3oFzmoCqKGqzvhFhNS/giphy.gif

[Ant.]

Johnny literally hasn’t done anything this episode he said one line

What line was that?

[The Grinch]

If Johnny gets naked maybe I'll save him.

[Ant.]

Im still not used to the fact Marcus isn't screeching the numbers at us

[Lostie!]

Ashley's chin sweat > Jonny

https://media.giphy.com/media/3oFzmoCqKGqzvhFhNS/giphy.gif

[RileyH]

Voting India as we speak

https://media.giphy.com/media/3oFzmoCqKGqzvhFhNS/giphy.gif

doing God's work :clap1:

[lewis111]

Johnny literally hasn’t done anything this episode he said one line

Yet he'll still get more votes

[Ant.]

Knowing the ****ty British public India will be out remember the Paul Brandi eviciton last series over ****ing Derek and helen

That was a flash vote tbf so it wasn't representative!

[RileyH]

Ashley's chin sweat > Jonny

https://media.giphy.com/media/3oFzmoCqKGqzvhFhNS/giphy.gif

the tea is good today

[RileyH]

Knowing the ****ty British public India will be out remember the Paul Brandi eviciton last series over ****ing Derek and helen

Brandi </3

[RileyH]

I don't like how India doesn't have a fanclub </3

[The Grinch]

I don't like how India doesn't have a fanclub </3

Like she cares.

[Shaun]

Knowing the ****ty British public India will be out remember the Paul Brandi eviciton last series over ****ing Derek and helen

I remember this entirely correct decision by the public, yes!