View Full Version : Jess Impiazzi Jess is a genuine imbecile
Crimson Dynamo
18-01-2018, 08:18 AM
'I thought my Nan was the last of the wars. She was 90 two years ago when she died.'
Sorry but Jess thought her Nan was the last surviving person who had lived through WWII?
Hence her shock when Amanda revealed she did too
Then she was unsure if WWIII had happened?
unbelievable :facepalm:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2018/01/18/00/483DD01A00000578-0-image-a-104_1516234510733.jpg
Garfie
18-01-2018, 08:24 AM
I can't work out whether she is as dumb as she seems or whether she is playing dumb as part of a game plan to appear innocent and naive in the hope of increasing her appeal.
Either way, it's not appealing to me.
Gusto Brunt
18-01-2018, 08:29 AM
She has to be the most stupid person ever to go into CBB.
Her gormless expression she wears, awful.
The things she says too. She's not all there. Get this nutcase out.
hijaxers
18-01-2018, 09:28 AM
She does appear to be very dim indeed, very often she looks like she's in a world of her own - far away.
Vanessa
18-01-2018, 09:44 AM
'I thought my Nan was the last of the wars. She was 90 two years ago when she died.'
Sorry but Jess thought her Nan was the last surviving person who had lived through WWII?
Hence her shock when Amanda revealed she did too
Then she was unsure if WWIII had happened?
unbelievable :facepalm:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2018/01/18/00/483DD01A00000578-0-image-a-104_1516234510733.jpg
I think she's playing dumm.
rionablue
18-01-2018, 11:24 AM
'I thought my Nan was the last of the wars. She was 90 two years ago when she died.'
Sorry but Jess thought her Nan was the last surviving person who had lived through WWII?
Hence her shock when Amanda revealed she did too
Then she was unsure if WWIII had happened?
unbelievable :facepalm:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2018/01/18/00/483DD01A00000578-0-image-a-104_1516234510733.jpg
There have been plenty housemates both celeb and civilian who dont have a massive intellect but are good housemates none the less. I dont think they should be knocked for their lack of knowledge. I often compare their schooling to the schooling here in our country and in general they seem to have been educated differently. What would you prefer someone of very high intellect who is as boring a **** or a sweet girl who has endeared herself to many
Shaun
18-01-2018, 11:29 AM
Sick to death of dumb celebrities being given the time of day.
poppsywoppsy
18-01-2018, 11:57 AM
She knows the dumb celebrities have done well in the past.
What she is dumb enough about is that she is playing it too stupid to be believable.
It doesn't leave her mouth instantly but as an afterthought, which has been well thought through before she utters it.
I do not believe she is stupid one bit but what she isn't good at is acting as though she is.
Nicky91
18-01-2018, 12:00 PM
She knows the dumb celebrities have done well in the past.
What she is dumb enough about is that she is playing it too stupid to be believable.
It doesn't leave her mouth instantly but as an afterthought, which has been well thought through before she utters it.
I do not believe she is stupid one bit but what she isn't good at is acting as though she is.
i do think she's smarter than she appears on the show :)
Livia
18-01-2018, 12:01 PM
She's not as stupid as she appears to be. She couldn't possibly be.....
Niamh.
18-01-2018, 12:06 PM
I thought she meant that people aged 90 were the last ones who could have lived through it years wise? and that she thought Amanda was too young so basically had her years wrong rather than actually thinking that her nan was the last actual person to have lived though it?
Gusto Brunt
18-01-2018, 12:42 PM
There have been plenty housemates both celeb and civilian who dont have a massive intellect but are good housemates none the less. I dont think they should be knocked for their lack of knowledge. I often compare their schooling to the schooling here in our country and in general they seem to have been educated differently. What would you prefer someone of very high intellect who is as boring a **** or a sweet girl who has endeared herself to many
But Jess is both dim and boring.
Vanessa
18-01-2018, 12:46 PM
:clap1:But Jess is both dim and boring.
Pro Sniper
18-01-2018, 01:11 PM
While her level of playing dumb is open to question, there's no doubt she's holding back being her trashy self. No doubt this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wx5P5UGMXSk) is the real Jess (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XaHQd_5zdI&t=1m52s)
Remember Vicky Pattison? Went on IAC(with a history of stiletto attacks and boyfriend bashing) and pretended butter wouldn't melt in her nasty mouth.
Parmy
18-01-2018, 01:30 PM
Fake ass bitch.
The videos i have seen of Jess on the net were in pre boob job days, and she was much more attractive then
Gusto Brunt
18-01-2018, 02:24 PM
Fake ass bitch.
:joker::joker::joker:
Vanessa
18-01-2018, 02:25 PM
:laugh2:
hazyjo
18-01-2018, 03:42 PM
Totally playing dumb. Didn't mind her random little dinosaur story but nah bored of her now. Get her out. Total fake.
rusticgal
18-01-2018, 03:44 PM
She's nice enough....not the smartest of cookies though :laugh:
Amy Jade
18-01-2018, 04:31 PM
I thought she meant that people aged 90 were the last ones who could have lived through it years wise? and that she thought Amanda was too young so basically had her years wrong rather than actually thinking that her nan was the last actual person to have lived though it?
That is how I took it too not that she thought her nan was the last surviving person to experience WWll
Kazanne
18-01-2018, 04:35 PM
While her level of playing dumb is open to question, there's no doubt she's holding back being her trashy self. No doubt this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wx5P5UGMXSk) is the real Jess (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XaHQd_5zdI&t=1m52s)
Remember Vicky Pattison? Went on IAC(with a history of stiletto attacks and boyfriend bashing) and pretended butter wouldn't melt in her nasty mouth.
Oh blimey what a difference.
GiRTh
18-01-2018, 04:36 PM
I thought she meant that people aged 90 were the last ones who could have lived through it years wise? and that she thought Amanda was too young so basically had her years wrong rather than actually thinking that her nan was the last actual person to have lived though it?Agreed. Jess clearly wasnt saying her nan was the last alive
Crimson Dynamo
18-01-2018, 04:42 PM
Agreed. Jess clearly wasnt saying her nan was the last alive
Its very difficult to say bearing in mind she mangles the English language and puts on a baby voice
GiRTh
18-01-2018, 04:45 PM
Its very difficult to say bearing in mind she mangles the English language and puts on a baby voiceYeah she is a bit difficult to understand at times .:thumbs:
What happened to your Jess avatar, LT :nono: It was good...
Honestly, I think Ashley is competing head-to-head with Jess for the CBB Stupidity Olympics given her dumb interactions with Ginuwine... Jess at least has some sense to listen to her women elders...
But I guess give that time too if too many of the Golden Girls get evicted... though I think Jess still has a chance to come out with at least a decent edit if she can avoid getting tied up in a silly showmance (with Andrew for example)..
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