Celebrity Big Brother: Semi Final 30/1/2018 Discussion Thread

[Jake.]

Ashley is soooo dull

[OnikaChrist]

"She's a real lady!"
-india bursts through the wall-

LMAO.

[lewis111]

Ok that was choices from Ashley

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

mess I just saw someone on twitter saying if Emma is too ill then Rylan should host the final :skull:

I did notice that Emma's voice was a bit off.

[thisisdanny]

mess I just saw someone on twitter saying if Emma is too ill then Rylan should host the final :skull:

Bring back AJ

[Tinsel Toes]

Ashley is such an arselicker

OMG mega arselick Yukk ya little creep.

[Greg!]

hmm at the Meg Trainer promo

[Oaker]

Didn't the voting close ages ago? What was the point of that

[OnikaChrist]

Why is Ashley kissing up to Ann?

Ugh.

[Shaun]

them writing off Shane L's chances of winning :clap1:

[thisisdanny]

50 minutes left WHY ARE 2 LEAVING TOGETHER

[Ant.]

India already won and she's not stood there so you're wrong there!

[lewis111]

mess I just saw someone on twitter saying if Emma is too ill then Rylan should host the final :skull:

I'd rather a mute Emma with a whiteboard

[Epic.]

Didn't the voting close ages ago? What was the point of that

Agreed

[Mec]

I'm emma whispering

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Her we go! :shocked::worry:

[lewis111]

God Emma sounds awful

[Saph]

why is Emma speaking so deeply

[thisisdanny]

Omg Emma sounds awful

[T*]

Why does Emma sound like a member of an edgy punk band

[LukeB]

Ashley getting nothing :skull:

[Ant.]

Ashley and Malika are coming

[Amy Jade]

Ashley's crowd reaction is hilarious

[Oaker]

bye at Emma's voice :skull:

[OnikaChrist]

HERE WE GO!!!

PLEASE MALIKA!! I'm praying for you sis!!!

[Shaun]

:joker: @ Ashley's 2 cheers

[Time]

Wish she wouldn’t tell them about the triple

[Ant.]

I'm screaming HER VOICE


Daniel's girlfriend who?

[smudgie]

:dance::cheer2: Yesssssssss:cheer2::dance:

[Tinsel Toes]

I did notice that Emma's voice was a bit off.

Great its stopped her screeching.

[Denver]

Yes Ann

[Saph]

courtney and ann mess

[Underscore]

ES COURTNEY

[Rufus]

Yes at Ann being safe!

[Brother Leon]

Shock.

[Mec]

Screaming @ the crowd reaction to ashley bye

[Amy Jade]

Malika </3

[Ant.]

I'm Ann domestically laughing

[Brother Leon]

Emma sounds like she's dying.

[thisisdanny]

Bloody hell the crowd reacting to Malika's eviction, it's like someone died

[Time]

Oh I hope Amanda has more votes

[smudgie]

Great results so far.:cheer2:

[Underscore]

Noooooo

[Mec]

Emma sounds like she's dying.

A twist that will shake the house to it's core?

[lewis111]

Bring back unpredictable results - CBB20 was great for that (and that only)

[Saph]

why are they evicting two together

[Oaker]

This series is honestly one of the most predictable series ever? Literally no surprises

[Ant.]

BYE at the screeched when Malika gets evicted

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Oh god I will so nervous. My heart can't stop! :bawling:

[LukeB]

Big Brother evicting two people together so Ashley's reaction isn't awkward?

[Mec]

Mess @ that angelic music and Emma sounding like she's about to die.

[lewis111]

Surely they won't show 2 best bits at the top of the stairs

[Saph]

99% of the cheers for Malika?

[lewis111]

Surely they won't show 2 best bits at the top of the stairs

Ok they are

[Bones]

God bless voters!!! Ann stays and Malika is out!!!!

[Ant.]

Mess @ that angelic music and Emma sounding like she's about to die.

An angelic light to bathe the studio as Emma ascends to the parted clouds in the sky?

[montblanc]

queens :love:

[thisisdanny]

Big Brother evicting two people together so Ashley's reaction isn't awkward?

Not another Charley

Where's the cheers man?

[Pete.]

Not that I’ve cared about this series much recently but more people really voted for Shane over Malika?

[Amy Jade]

why are they evicting two together

Nobody cares what Ashley has to say

[Denver]

So Ashley finished Bottom

[Epic.]

Fantastic result. I like Shane L but I definitely want him gone over Amanda if i had to pick

[OnikaChrist]

Racism WON.

My poor baby Malika!!

[Shaun]

"Guys what've we got for Ashley's best bits?"
"She burned some pancakes once"
"THROW IT IN"

[Mec]

An angelic light to bathe the studio as Emma ascends to the parted clouds in the sky?

:joker:

[montblanc]

when Emma called Malika's name i thought she busted out crying :skull:

[Jake.]

Mess @ that angelic music and Emma sounding like she's about to die.

:joker:

[Saph]

this is so messy lol

[Bones]

Racism WON.

My poor baby Malika!!


Racism? Eh ok...

[Epic.]

Racism WON.

My poor baby Malika!!

Oh don't ****ing bring race into it :oh: Can you not accept that a majority of people simply didn't bother to want to pick up the phone for your 'poor baby'

[smudgie]

Couldn't pick between Amanda and ShaneL.

[Jodie.]

WHAT is the song in Malikas best bits x

[Ant.]

I'm still ****ing cackling at the dying screams when Malika got evicted

[Denver]

Pray for Amanda please

[montblanc]

Not another Charley

Where's the cheers man?

:joker:

[Amy Jade]

I want the 3rd Kardashian related housmate to be Kris or Blac Chyna

[lewis111]

Malika was a bit of a dissappointment - she didn't even speak apart from bitching about Ann and moaning about porridge

[Jake.]

I'm still ****ing cackling at the dying screams when Malika got evicted

I’ve rewound just to listen to this again

[Amy Jade]

Pray for Amanda please

*prays she goes*

[montblanc]

still shook that Malika got more cheers than Amanda :skull:

[Jodie.]

Aw I would hate it if I got evicted with someone else and they were cheering their nine and not mine HOW ROOD don’t worry Ash Xx

[Saph]

Amanda needs to go next

[Owen19]

I hope Amanda stays over Shane (although I do like him)

[Bones]

Malika was a bit of a dissappointment - she didn't even speak apart from bitching about Ann and moaning about porridge

Someone would say that you are racist.

[Mec]

I hope Emma manages to whisper her way through this interview

[Jake.]

I can’t get over @ the crowd reaction to Ashley lmao

[Epic.]

still shook that Malika got more cheers than Amanda :skull:

Hoping that doesn't mean she's out next :worry:

[Tinsel Toes]

Racism WON.

My poor baby Malika!!

Why do you have to make comments like this ?

[LukeB]

Aw I would hate it if I got evicted with someone else and they were cheering their nine and not mine HOW ROOD don’t worry Ash Xx

Ashley was lucky she went with Malika though

this would be worse

"Please welcome Ashley"
https://i.giphy.com/media/1Zbeweu52ZaQE/200.gif

[y.winter]

No surprises so far. Malika was absolutely fine, but it was doomed this eviction.

Unfortunately Shane J is top 2. I think it quite confirms that it'll be between him and Ann in the finale - Jess and Wayne can't compete them.

[montblanc]

Ashley wasn't even that boring tbh

[thisisdanny]

I'm still ****ing cackling at the dying screams when Malika got evicted

Thought Emma fell down the stairs or something. Heaven did it better

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/09/30/article-2043959-0E2A6AFA00000578-994_468x286.jpg

[smudgie]

One consolation if Amanda goes tonight, it won't split the vote for Ann on Friday.

[OnikaChrist]

Oh don't ****ing bring race into it :oh: Can you not accept that a majority of people simply didn't bother to want to pick up the phone for your 'poor baby'

It's was a joke love.

Don't take me seriously lol.

[Jodie.]

Ashley was lucky she went with Malika though

this would be worse

"Please welcome Ashley"
https://i.giphy.com/media/1Zbeweu52ZaQE/200.gif

True :joker:

[BBUK-Fan]

Ashley was better than Malika

[Rob!]

So far so good :clap1: Just need Shane L to go now and we have the perfect final order

[Epic.]

So far so good :clap1: Just need Shane L to go now and we have the perfect final order

It's tragic that Wayne is inevitably out first in the final no matter what though

[Mec]

Here for Mulder and Scully to investigate Big Brother's ratings!

[lewis111]

I want the 3rd Kardashian related housmate to be Kris or Blac Chyna

We deserve Blac Chyna but it'll be like Kourtney's nanny or something

[Ant.]

Thought Emma fell down the stairs or something. Heaven did it better

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/09/30/article-2043959-0E2A6AFA00000578-994_468x286.jpg

:laugh2:

[OnikaChrist]

Thought Emma fell down the stairs or something. Heaven did it better

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/09/30/article-2043959-0E2A6AFA00000578-994_468x286.jpg

Why did I think this was Adjoa from BBUK16 at first? :skull:

[montblanc]

Racism WON.

My poor baby Malika!!

me

[Tinsel Toes]

It's was a joke love.

Don't take me seriously lol.

Racism is not a joke though?

[lewis111]

Emma sounds a lot better suddenly?

[Paula D]

That's true, okay out Amanda!

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[Shaun]

Amanda needs to stay so she splits the "Ann to win" votes

[y.winter]

Shame it's between Shane and Amanda. Hoping for Shane to survive

[montblanc]

Thought Emma fell down the stairs or something. Heaven did it better

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/09/30/article-2043959-0E2A6AFA00000578-994_468x286.jpg

Heaven was such a scream

[Mec]

Emma sounds a lot better suddenly?

Medicated legend?

[OnikaChrist]

I am FUMING.

They really made Malika leave the house with Ashley, even though 99% of the cheers were for Malika.

Ugh.

[Kazanne]

Ashley was better than Malika

Agreed

[montblanc]

Emma sounds a lot better suddenly?

she coughed it up during the break

[Epic.]

Shame it's between Shane and Amanda. Hoping for Shane to survive

I'll be pretty sad no matter what too. They should've just kept it like a double

[Jason.]

Ashley's outfit serving 1995 realness

[Saph]

someone to jump on stage and kidnap Ashley and no one notice?

[thisisdanny]

Anybody know if Nicky is alright?

[Marches]

I’m yet to see a tweet, Facebook post or YouTube comment say save Shane lynch so I’m hoping Amanda stays so much

[Ant.]

Ashley's outfit serving 1995 realness

Rachel Green :love:

[Time]

They should’ve just froze the lines and reopened the vote for this interview.

[Vicky.]

This interview is so ****ing boring. Both boring girls tbh, Seem nice enough, but not interesting to watch at all. Malika showed so much promise at the start too

[Paula D]

Emma even looks ill.

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[Vicky.]

They should’ve just froze the lines and reopened the vote for this interview.

I wonder why they have stopped doing this tbh. Would make them much more money. I don't think they have done a freeze all series

[Epic.]

Anybody know if Nicky is alright?

'She was incredibly boring what an awful housemate I'm so happy she's made it this far :hee: '

[Ant.]

Oh mess I forgot Ashuwine happened

[montblanc]

Emma's voice is a scream

[Mec]

'She was incredibly boring what an awful housemate I'm so happy she's made it this far :hee: '

BYE

[LukeB]

It won't last.

[OnikaChrist]

This interview is so ****ing boring. Both boring girls tbh, Seem nice enough, but not interesting to watch at all. Malika showed so much promise at the start too

Malika deserved a spot in the final tbh.

ESPECIALLY over Wayne & Jess, imo.

[Rufus]

This is so awkward

[Mec]

Why is Ginuwine getting more airtime in this interview than Malika

[Saph]

oh my god shes so ****ing dull

[montblanc]

i miss Ashuwine

[Shaun]

John, Maggie, Ashley and perhaps Shane L have all been evicted this series for receiving 1 nomination :skull: (yes some of them received more prior to that round, but still)

[Amy Jade]

Ashley's outfit serving 1995 realness

I love it!

[Owen19]

There was literally no need to get them out together

[Paula D]

God this is soooooo boring

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[RileyH]

Why is Ginuwine getting more airtime in this interview than Malika

ginuwine :love::flutter::flutter::drool:

[thisisdanny]

Why is Ginuwine getting more airtime in this interview than Malika

It's not Malika's interview

[OnikaChrist]

There was literally no need to get them out together

!!!!

No matter if you're a terrible housemate or a great housemate, you deserve to have your own interview.

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Poor Emma sounds so sick :shocked:

[thisisdanny]

John, Maggie, Ashley and perhaps Shane L have all been evicted this series for receiving 1 nomination :skull: (yes some of them received more prior to that round, but still)

Maggie got 0 nominations :fist:

[Saph]

John, Maggie, Ashley and perhaps Shane L have all been evicted this series for receiving 1 nomination :skull: (yes some of them received more prior to that round, but still)

none were major losses lbh

[lewis111]

Why does Emma keep laughing at nothing

[Alf]

Emma sounds like Ann

[OnikaChrist]

Why does Emma keep laughing at nothing

"It's been a MASSIVE series"

[thisisdanny]

Why does Emma keep laughing at nothing

Side affects of the medication she's on?

[LukeB]

Why does Emma keep laughing at nothing

I do that when it's awkward or it's getting quite boring :laugh:

[montblanc]

i HATE that they revealed who got the most votes like we didn't need that the final is on friday

[Shaun]

Maggie got 0 nominations :fist:

I would consider Ann's replacement reasoning as "a nomination" though

[Alf]

Why does Emma keep laughing at nothingShe's done that all her career, where you been?

[Paula D]

Why does Emma keep laughing at nothingTrying to fill up time?

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[montblanc]

i love the way Malika talks :flutter:

[LukeB]

i HATE that they revealed who got the most votes like we didn't need that the final is on friday

same but if stops Ann from winning then yay :love:

[thisisdanny]

i HATE that they revealed who got the most votes like we didn't need that the final is on friday

Shane J will think he has it in the bag, he'll just play victim and isolate himself again for the last few days to be double sure

[Marches]

Shane J will think he has it in the bag, he'll just play victim and isolate himself again for the last few days to be double sure

Yay what fun good job British public

[montblanc]

same but if stops Ann from winning then yay :love:

ooo i forgot about that :clap1:

[OnikaChrist]

i love the way Malika talks :flutter:

Same! That's one of the reasons why I love her.

[lewis111]

God Malika takes ages to answer the most simple questions

[montblanc]

God Malika takes ages to answer the most simple questions

David Gest teas

[Alf]

If Amanda goes next, Ann will win.

[OnikaChrist]

Malika EXPOSING Jess :clap1:

[Saph]

Malika was a good housemate wasted in a house with bores

[Epic.]

Malika was a good housemate wasted in a house with bores

She was a bore herself? :shrug:

[montblanc]

If Amanda goes next, Ann will win.

:yuk:

[smudgie]

If Amanda goes next, Ann will win.

That's what I was thinking, would love her in the final, but every cloud and all that.

[lewis111]

Her views, and her morals, and her views
Ok Ashley

[thisisdanny]

Ashley stealing Malika's airtime here

[montblanc]

She was a bore herself? :shrug:

she would've been better in a more explosive series tbh

[Saph]

sick of them always talking about Ann

[OnikaChrist]

Malika was a good housemate wasted in a house with bores

!!!!

If she was in Tiffany's season or Sarah Harding's season, she would've slayed even more.

[Mec]

What was that transition to the studio

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Mess at them thinking Jess will win. :facepalm:

[Denver]

Why have a break now to have another 2 mins after coming back on? we are not America

[Tinsel Toes]

Well that was pretty boring all round.

[Denver]

Mess at them thinking Jess will win. :facepalm:

If Coleen can anyone can

[thisisdanny]

Mess at them thinking Jess will win. :facepalm:

The only one not to face the public vote, shock result incoming?:hehe:

[Ant.]

What was that transition to the studio

:joker: i love being a minute behind because I got to see this coming

[Paula D]

How are they going to fill a half hour?

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[Marches]

Mess at them thinking Jess will win. :facepalm:

She has a decent shot tbh

[y.winter]

Kind of zoned out during this interview :hehe:

Good luck Shane!

[Wizard.]

If Amanda goes next, Ann will win.

Get Amanda out then!

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

The only one not to face the public vote, shock result incoming?:hehe:

She's bottom of every poll and at the bookies. Not going to happen. :laugh:

[Shaun]

Tellymix poll:


Shane Jenek / Courtney Act 48.21% (968 votes)
Ann Widdecombe 25.7% (516 votes)
Shane Lynch 10.06% (202 votes)
Malika Haqq 7.97% (160 votes)
Amanda Barrie 6.52% (131 votes)
Ashley James 1.54% (31 votes)

Considering Malika fans have been hacking polls all series, this looks like curtains for Amanda </3

[Saph]

fat bitch ann wont win

[montblanc]

She's bottom of every poll and at the bookies. Not going to happen. :laugh:

to be fair everyone thought Amelia was backdoor evicted in a vote to win when she really came 2nd and only had like 6% less than Sarah :skull:

[thisisdanny]

Tellymix poll:


Shane Jenek / Courtney Act 48.21% (968 votes)
Ann Widdecombe 25.7% (516 votes)
Shane Lynch 10.06% (202 votes)
Malika Haqq 7.97% (160 votes)
Amanda Barrie 6.52% (131 votes)
Ashley James 1.54% (31 votes)

Considering Malika fans have been hacking polls all series, this looks like curtains for Amanda </3

I didn't even know hacking polls was a thing :conf:

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Tellymix poll:


Shane Jenek / Courtney Act 48.21% (968 votes)
Ann Widdecombe 25.7% (516 votes)
Shane Lynch 10.06% (202 votes)
Malika Haqq 7.97% (160 votes)
Amanda Barrie 6.52% (131 votes)
Ashley James 1.54% (31 votes)

Considering Malika fans have been hacking polls all series, this looks like curtains for Amanda </3

I don't want to jinx it, but the polls and the bookies speak for themselves.

[Paula D]

Whatever happens it's Ann and Shane J top 2 now and that's going to be really awkward!

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[Mec]

screaming Emma's voice

[Epic.]

Poor Emma and her voice :sad:

[lewis111]

God she sounds so awful again

[Time]

Emma’s voice :skull:

[Wizard.]

Emma’s dead :skull:

[lewis111]

Mess at the massive pause

[thisisdanny]

Oops that long pause thought Emma died

[Rufus]

fat bitch ann wont win

That's just unnecessary.

[Ant.]

Did Emma smoke 50 cigs before going live?

[Greg!]

Bet you Rylan will host the final

[rph]

awe emma - hope she feels better for friday

[Epic.]

I'm gonna be disappointed either way

[Jason.]

Why does Emma sound like she's been smoking twenty a day

[montblanc]

Emma :laugh2:

[Denver]

Boooooooooooo

[T*]

aw :(

[Epic.]

**** sake

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Yes! I'm glad she's out! :dance:

[OnikaChrist]

fat bitch ann wont win

!!!!

I hate her.

[thisisdanny]

Amanda is me after clocking out of work at 5pm

[T*]

She seems happy to go so I’m happy!

[Mec]

Bet you Rylan will host the final

STOP THIS

Why does Emma sound like she's been smoking twenty a day

Her after seeing the ratings?

[OnikaChrist]

I hope Shane L stays.

[Paula D]

Another silver cloud, Emma can't screech tonight.

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[Epic.]

Liked both but this was the worse result

[Ant.]

I expected nothing but I'm still disappointed

[Jason.]

AND why is Wayne still in while our Amanda is not?

[lewis111]

Ew - she was miles better than Shane L

[LukeB]

Anywhere :love:

[montblanc]

bye Amanda :cheer2:

[Shaun]

this is such a rag-tag group of five finalists :joker:

[Pete.]

Year of the woman huh

[Wizard.]

Ann will win now! Especially once Wayne is evicted 5th place

[lewis111]

Who would've thought Wayne would outlast Amanda

[Ant.]

AND why is Wayne still in while our Amanda is not?

The extra ten minutes at the end to accommodate for Wayne's walk?

[smudgie]

Better for Ann that Amanda goes tonight.
She has been a great housemate :love:

[Epic.]

AND why is Wayne still in while our Amanda is not?

Because OUR Wayne wasn't up for eviction in the first place, leave OUR Wayne ALONE :oh:

[Santa's NaughtiNess]

Courtney is in the final. That's all i care about! Woooooooooh :dance::cheer2:

[Shaun]

who's going to bathe Wayne? :( he's going to stink at the finale

[Saph]

That's just unnecessary.

https://media1.tenor.com/images/a376fe705aecc83dc14c44f217ec78a1/tenor.gif?itemid=3535902

[Ant.]

Amanda doing a Sherrie and placing 6th :(

[montblanc]

Amanda was super overrated she was only good in the beginning and the end :idc:

[Jake.]

:(

[Epic.]

who's going to bathe Wayne? :( he's going to stink at the finale

The sympathy edit of him not knowing how to bathe to cruise Wayne to the win? :dance:

[Alf]

who's going to bathe Wayne? :( he's going to stink at the finaleNo toothbrush either

[Jason.]

The extra ten minutes at the end to accommodate for Wayne's walk?

Amanda can take his place as it was originally supposed to be a double eviction. :clap1:

[montblanc]

AND why is Wayne still in while our Amanda is not?

because Wayne is better than Amanda

[Kazanne]

Well as someone said More votes for Ann,

[Ant.]

Amanda can take his place as it was originally supposed to be a double eviction. :clap1:

EXCELLENT idea

[Underscore]

Shame :(

[Epic.]

Amanda was super overrated she was only good in the beginning and the end :idc:

This tbh, i still liked her in the middle portion but at that stage she was more a sidekick to Ann/Wayne. I much preferred Wayne to her

[icecakes]

!!!!

I hate her.

I hate her too,miserable old bag,she's got delusions of grandeur :yuk:

[Jason.]

Amanda doing a Sherrie and placing 6th :(

If only it was one place higher so she'd at least match Stephanie Beacham's placing. </3

[Mec]

Ugh I just hope Emma gets better before friday, I don't want Rylan hosting it

[Epic.]

The extra ten minutes at the end to accommodate for Wayne's walk?

No piss off :smug:

[Alf]

I'm confident Ann's got this now!

[y.winter]

It thought Emma's voice is going to be evicted.

Happy for Shane :cheer2:

Though 3/5 male finalist...

[Ant.]

This tbh, i still liked her in the middle portion but at that stage she was more a sidekick to Ann/Wayne. I much preferred Wayne to her

I still like you! Teas

[OnikaChrist]

to be fair everyone thought Amelia was backdoor evicted in a vote to win when she really came 2nd and only had like 6% less than Sarah :skull:

Still can't believe Amelia came in 2nd place.

Literally how TF did that happen?

[montblanc]

Still can't believe Amelia came in 2nd place.

Literally how TF did that happen?

bc she was a queen :nono:

[Paula D]

AND why is Wayne still in while our Amanda is not?Only because he wasn't nominated. If he was he'd be gone without a doubt.

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