How to get a girlfriend

[Samthefootball]

Hello, I am 25. I have dyspraxcia and I have never had a girlfriend before. I have never even kissed a girl or held a girls hand. It gets me down so much. My PIP money is going to be stopping and I don't have a job. No company will employ me and I would never work in a place like Burger king. My qualifications are not great but i am trying to build them up. I get so angry sometimes, My stepbrother has a nice girlfriend, he drives, he gets PIP money which helps him to own a nice car, he has a job earning good money sitting on a till, he goes to UNI and him and his gf are thinking of moving away and getting a place of their own. I just don't know what to do. I really want a girlfriend. How the hell can i get one and be able to get a place of my own with a gf I love. To make matters worse I have a **** penis, the foreskin does not pull back and it is very tight. It is very small. my stomach aways grumbles and i have spots over my face

I am starting to feel so low again and I hate it. :bawling:

[Smithy]

Marsh stop making multis

[LeatherTrumpet]

:laugh2:

(at the marsh joke not the small penis)

[Samthefootball]

Marsh stop making multis

What do you mean. You have no ****ing idea how it feels for me. I have been banned from my favorite sites for getting angry. I HAVE NO ONE THAT LOVES ME FOR WHO I AM

[Smithy]

Oh waaaait, is this the guy that kept making multis ages ago about social groups and how he had no friends

[LeatherTrumpet]

What do you mean. You have no ****ing idea how it feels for me. I have been banned from my favorite sites for getting angry. I HAVE NO ONE THAT LOVES ME FOR WHO I AM

well sis Lucas has got a new boyfriend so miracles can happen

:hee:

[Samthefootball]

Oh waaaait, is this the guy that kept making multis ages ago about social groups and how he had no friends

I was on digital spy but had never been on this site before.

[LeatherTrumpet]

I was on digital spy but had never been on this site before.

Well are you presentable, clean, etc as girls have high standards?

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i feel attacked

[Samthefootball]

Well are you presentable, clean, etc as girls have high standards?

Yes of course I am. But my ****ing face has spots all over it, my stomach grumbles all the time. I have a **** penis. I wash every day but nothing works

[Amy Jade]

Have you met Vanessa? she's lovely and very fond of the boys!

[Alf]

I can give you some numbers for a few knocking shops, if that would help?

[Samthefootball]

I just want a gf

[LeatherTrumpet]

Yes of course I am. But my ****ing face has spots all over it, my stomach grumbles all the time. I have a **** penis. I wash every day but nothing works

Girls will see beyond the spots and a small girl will see a small penis as an advantage - but you need to work on your fellatio skills

If you are loyal, complimentary and hard working any decent girl will not give two hoots about your list of issues

there are tons of single girls available for you but you have to put yourself out there

[Alf]

I just want a gfBloody expensive they are, and they don't stop nagging.

[Samthefootball]

Girls will see beyond the spots and a small girl will see a small penis as an advantage - but you need to work on your fellatio skills

If you are loyal, complimentary and hard working any decent girl will not give two hoots about your list of issues

there are tons of single girls available for you but you have to put yourself out there

And how do i do that sherlock. I HAVE NO FRIENDS THAT ARE GIRLS. I can't just go up to one and say Hi babe, hows the weather, wanna date me

[RileyH]

Have you met Vanessa? she's lovely and very fond of the boys!

a perfect match!

[Matthew.]

i wonder what the swear word is before penis

only thing i can think of is sh!t penis…

[Marsh.]

Marsh stop making multis

:laugh2:

(at the marsh joke not the small penis)

:oh:

[Samthefootball]

i wonder what the swear word is before penis

only thing i can think of is sh!t penis…

Yeah it is

[thesheriff443]

Have you met Vanessa? she's lovely and very fond of the boys!

Give your number first

[Matthew.]

Yeah it is

ok thanks for the lovely image sam of a cock covered in ****e

hope you find love soon btw, you seem like a nice kid, there’s lots of places to find people nowadays: pub, spoons, club, mcdonalds, taxi rank, kfc, subway etc

[Gstar]

First of all Salman has been ruled out because he’s circumcized

Second of all, as much as I appreciate you sharing this and understand your stress to a certain extent, this forum is like 70% gay, but we’ll try our best!

[thesheriff443]

First stop being so angry there is alway some worse than yourself.

[LeatherTrumpet]

First stop being so angry there is always some worse than yourself.

I think j**y has had enough today already

:nono:

[thesheriff443]

I think j**y has had enough today already

:nono:

Joeysteel ?

[bitontheslide]

I would advise talking to Arista, he will be able to hook you up with something appropriate

[LeatherTrumpet]

Joeysteel ?

i name no names

:ninja2:

[hijaxers]

Firstly i'd advise you to see your doctor re your bad spots as there are excellent treatments for acne these days, also about your foreskin being so tight.
Get started on solving the things you can change and then maybe other things will start falling into place when your confidence improves.

[thesheriff443]

Firstly i'd advise you to see your doctor re your bad spots as there are excellent treatments for acne these days, also about your foreskin being so tight.
Get started on solving the things you can change and then maybe other things will start falling into place when your confidence improves.

Great post

[Underscore]

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[Blue cat]

Perhaps you could go to the doctors about your penis and spots? Maybe you could meet a girlfriend on a forum with similar interests to you?