My Jeremy Kyle's Ain't Half Giving Me Gip

[Alf]

Hemorrhoids? They're more like asteroids!

I've had an Ice cube up there earlier, to try and ease the swelling.

[Cherie]

thanks for sharing Alf, you need more fibre in your diet, less pies more bran and water instead of beer, sorry :bawling:

[Babayaro.]

chin up x

[Cherie]

oh and don't sit on the loo browsing TiBB as that makes them worse :hee:

[Alf]

oh and don't sit on the loo browsing TiBB as that makes them worse :hee:I'm fairly sure that was the cause of them.

[LeatherTrumpet]

https://valleymedicalsupplies.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Screen-Shot-2017-05-12-at-12.38.54-PM.png