How do you aproach sitting on a public toilet seat?

[parmnion]

Just wondering..

i went gingerly this morning, perching my cheeks for the cold blast.


brrrrrrrr. Thought i might have needed to snap it off.

[Smithy]

I don’t use them so don’t have to, simple!

[parmnion]

I don’t use them so don’t have to, simple!

I wouldnt in guernsey either.:nono:

[Lostie!]

I've been lucky enough to not have to for as long as I can remember

[hijaxers]

Just wondering..

i went gingerly this morning, perching my cheeks for the cold blast.


brrrrrrrr. Thought i might have needed to snap it off.

I just don't cos i just can't , i need my own facilities .

[parmnion]

Mine was at work, thats public enough...in a tin shed.

[Niamh.]

Our work toilet is nice and clean, a proper public toilet I hover [emoji43]

[Smithy]

Niamh clearly only recently discovering you can post emojis on TiBB

[Firewire]

I always wipe it down with toilet roll

[Ashley.]

I don't.

[Niamh.]

Niamh clearly only recently discovering you can post emojis on TiBB🤠

[Tozzie]

I never plonk my arse on the seat at work or other public toilets. I hover like someone else in here said. If they look dirty though I'd rather not even hover but try and hold me water till I got home.

[Amy Jade]

Hover.

[Marsh.]

Never.

I don't want the herpes.

[parmnion]

I always wipe it down with toilet roll

Me too.

Usually cause i forgot the last time.

[King Gizzard]

Literally never used a public toilet for a no.2 except when I went camping when I was 16-17

Only used the works toilet once...

Avoid at all costs

[Babayaro.]

If I sit down then I clean the lid/rim with toilet roll first

[bitontheslide]

most public toilets have these sterile cover things now don't they? I never use a public toilet for a sit down event.

[Cal.]

Under no circumstances would I EVER!

[LeatherTrumpet]

i dont but if i had to id wipe it well with bog roll first

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

how do you post emojis

[Cherie]

with extreme caution

[Cherie]

to the people who go "never", do you never use the toilet in an airport, restaurant, cinema, theatre, pub, club, what kind of bladders have you got :laugh:

[Ramsay]

Head first

[LeatherTrumpet]

to the people who go "never", do you never use the toilet in an airport, restaurant, cinema, theatre, pub, club, what kind of bladders have you got :laugh:

Men dont use cubicals unless they need a number 2 and careful planning and rectum control means you can avoid this unfortunate incident and maintain a solid domestic routine only.

[Cherie]

Men dont use cubicals unless they need a number 2 and careful planning and rectum control means you can avoid this unfortunate incident and maintain a solid domestic routine only.

At some point everyone will need to use a public loo for a No. 2 I don't care how controlled your rectum is

[Kazanne]

I lay toilet paper round the toilet seat , then hover over the top .

[Cherie]

I lay toilet paper round the toilet seat , then hover over the top .

and this is why there is always a queue for womens toilets at events, every woman is doing the above

[smudgie]

More germs on the tap and door handles than the loo seat.

I try to only stick to the ones I know to be well looked after if we are on long runs etc.

[LeatherTrumpet]

At some point everyone will need to use a public loo for a No. 2 I don't care how controlled your rectum is

:nono:

never let your rectum dictate to you, one must master it through practice and exercises

[Ant.]

i lick all the germs off and then sit down :dance:

[bitontheslide]

I think its time someone gave an accurate answer to the OP's question. I always approach it from the upper front, is there another way? :think:

[Barry.]

I try never using public toilets.

[LeatherTrumpet]

I know that for many members the lack of a gloryhole will make many cubicles redundant for use

[y.winter]

At work we have toilet seat covers, so that's good. Otherwise it's arts and crafts time with toilet paper :laugh:

[Kazanne]

and this is why there is always a queue for womens toilets at events, every woman is doing the above

:laugh::laugh:it's something my mom always taught me Cherie,I do try not to use them if possible.The inside ones in supermarkets/cinemas etc are ok,but outside ones are usually dire.

[Barry.]

I know that for many members the lack of a gloryhole will make many cubicles redundant for use

They will be dirty.

[MTVN]

I plonk myself straight down comfortably knowing that everyone else hovers above public toilets so it's nice and clean for me

[Tozzie]

to the people who go "never", do you never use the toilet in an airport, restaurant, cinema, theatre, pub, club, what kind of bladders have you got :laugh:

you beat me to it I was just gonna say the exact same thing and also what if you are about to poop in yer pants :laugh:

[Tozzie]

I plonk myself straight down comfortably knowing that everyone else hovers above public toilets so it's nice and clean for me

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:: joker:

[Tozzie]

i lick all the germs off and then sit down :dance:

Dirty Dawg