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michael21
11-03-2018, 11:43 PM
I cant get murder because I am in the safety of my bed :dance::dance: :dance:

Marsh.
11-03-2018, 11:45 PM
She exited the house via the diary room due to heavy snow in the main entrance.

RileyH
11-03-2018, 11:45 PM
Can I join you

montblanc
11-03-2018, 11:46 PM
i'm under the covers :hehe:

Lostie!
11-03-2018, 11:48 PM
I cant get murder because I am in the safety of my bed :dance::dance: :dance:

That's what Kevin Bacon thought in Friday the 13th and look what happened there

Wizard.
11-03-2018, 11:58 PM
Stick your toe out and it will get ripped off!

Cal.
11-03-2018, 11:59 PM
me after a shift

Babayaro.
12-03-2018, 12:00 AM
I cant get murder because I am in the safety of my bed :dance::dance: :dance:

You could easily die in your sleep.

Marsh.
12-03-2018, 12:01 AM
me after a ****

:/

JerseyWins
12-03-2018, 12:02 AM
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/67/df/c1/67dfc12f2dcef60afdd7ade664d3ab4e.gif

JerseyWins
12-03-2018, 12:02 AM
You could easily die in your sleep.
A Nightmare on Elm Street tea

michael21
12-03-2018, 12:03 AM
Dont forget I have CCTV and top of the line security guards

Marsh.
12-03-2018, 12:05 AM
Dont forget I have CCTV and top of the line security guards

Your security team have been infiltrated and one will kill you in your sleep.

michael21
12-03-2018, 12:07 AM
Your security team have been infiltrated and one will kill you in your sleep.

But if I get killed there don't get paid so

Marsh.
12-03-2018, 12:10 AM
But if I get killed there don't get paid so

They will be paid by me.

michael21
12-03-2018, 12:17 AM
They will be paid by me.

No mash potato you don't have money :fist:

michael21
12-03-2018, 12:21 AM
Stick your toe out and it will get ripped off!

No :bawling:

montblanc
12-03-2018, 12:22 AM
No :bawling:

:bawling:

michael21
12-03-2018, 12:23 AM
:bawling:

:bawling:

Mystic Mock
12-03-2018, 12:28 AM
But I'm in your house with a knife.:devil:

























Not really, it's just Jason Vorhees.

michael21
12-03-2018, 12:33 AM
What floor are you on

Marsh.
12-03-2018, 12:34 AM
What floor are you on

Your mum's pelvic floor.

Mystic Mock
12-03-2018, 12:35 AM
Your mum's pelvic floor.

That's Freddy's area.

I'm on the Walkie Talkie in a secret location giving out instructions to Freddy and Jason.

michael21
12-03-2018, 12:39 AM
That's Freddy's area.

I'm on the Walkie Talkie in a secret location giving out instructions to Freddy and Jason.

Super girl behind you with a strap on :hehe:

Mystic Mock
12-03-2018, 01:03 AM
Super girl behind you with a strap on :hehe:

I wish, instead I've got Bane.

Mitchell
12-03-2018, 01:06 AM
Why aren't you in my bed?

RileyH
12-03-2018, 01:11 AM
Why aren't you in my bed?

Why would he want to be

Mitchell
12-03-2018, 01:22 AM
Why would he want to be

Ask Jersey...

RileyH
12-03-2018, 01:24 AM
Ask Jersey...

I don't want to talk to him

JerseyWins
12-03-2018, 01:30 AM
I don't want to talk to him
https://media.giphy.com/avatars/tanamongeau/ch2pHXtVFQi9.gif

michael21
12-03-2018, 02:03 AM
I am watching porn in the safety of my bed

RileyH
12-03-2018, 02:13 AM
No one cares

Underscore
12-03-2018, 08:51 AM
No one cares

https://media.giphy.com/avatars/tanamongeau/ch2pHXtVFQi9.gif

Mystic Mock
12-03-2018, 09:02 AM
I am watching porn in the safety of my bed

I prefer to watch Rooks and Knights more tbh.

Morgan.
12-03-2018, 09:08 AM
Michael21 is actually the inner thoughts of TiBB combined imo

Calderyon
12-03-2018, 09:51 AM
Check under your bed. You will find a bomb placed there. It cannot be disarmed and it has motion detectors, pressure plates etc. You can never get up, if you do, you will die, when the bomb explodes.

Have a nice day.

Ant.
12-03-2018, 07:40 PM
Check under your bed. You will find a bomb placed there. It cannot be disarmed and it has motion detectors, pressure plates etc. You can never get up, if you do, you will die, when the bomb explodes.

Have a nice day.

creeper

Calderyon
12-03-2018, 08:54 PM
^ Pot meet kettle.

Also the correct word is psychopath.

Ant.
12-03-2018, 08:56 PM
^ Pot meet kettle.

Also the correct word is psychopath.

ok creeper

Calderyon
12-03-2018, 08:57 PM
^ Still not correct.

montblanc
12-03-2018, 08:59 PM
are you out yet

RileyH
12-03-2018, 09:00 PM
^ Still not correct.

get him and his improper grammar!

Ant.
12-03-2018, 09:40 PM
^ Still not correct.

it's about as correct as your claim that rain is important

not correct at all

Calderyon
12-03-2018, 09:44 PM
That was actually true. Rain is important.

Yours however isnīt. Well not really.

Underscore
12-03-2018, 09:44 PM
im sweating in bed. nice and cosy

Ant.
12-03-2018, 09:45 PM
That was actually true. Rain is important.

Yours however isnīt.

Rain is made up by the government and kills fish

What's so important about that

Calderyon
12-03-2018, 09:46 PM
Itīs not made up by government and normal rain doesnīt kill fish. I think acid rain does however.

Ant.
12-03-2018, 09:48 PM
Itīs not made up by government and normal rain doesnīt kill fish. I think acid rain does however.

Ysee that's the difference. You think and I know.

RAIN KILLS FISH! ALSO you can't prove that rain wasn't made up by the governmenf

thisisdanny
12-03-2018, 09:48 PM
I live for michael21's threads tbh

Ant.
12-03-2018, 09:49 PM
I live for michael21's threads tbh

Too bad the fish don't ya mash potato!

thisisdanny
12-03-2018, 09:50 PM
Too bad the fish don't ya mash potato!

:joker::joker::joker:

mash potato gets me every time

Ant.
12-03-2018, 09:51 PM
:joker::joker::joker:

mash potato gets me every time

You and me both :joker: :joker: :joker:

Underscore
12-03-2018, 09:52 PM
https://tinyurl.com/ybabufaw

Calderyon
12-03-2018, 09:53 PM
Ysee that's the difference. You think and I know.

RAIN KILLS FISH! ALSO you can't prove that rain wasn't made up by the governmenf

Iīm pretty sure you donīt know.

Can you prove that rain is a government plot? Note: Self made documents donīt suffice, needs to be official documents.

Calderyon
12-03-2018, 09:53 PM
Mash potato is tasty. With mince meat or chicken.

Kazanne
12-03-2018, 09:53 PM
I cant get murder because I am in the safety of my bed :dance::dance: :dance:

Lots of people die in bed Michael,:hee: but I am sure you are safe:wavey:

Ant.
12-03-2018, 09:58 PM
Iīm pretty sure you donīt know.

Can you prove that rain is a government plot? Note: Self made documents donīt suffice, needs to be official documents.

I know 100%. You're "pretty sure". You don't know for certain! I do

Can you prove it isn't a government plot? No you cant

michael21
12-03-2018, 09:59 PM
Lots of people die in bed Michael,:hee: but I am sure you are safe:wavey:

Come join me sexy :evilgrin:

Kazanne
12-03-2018, 10:03 PM
Come join me sexy :evilgrin:

Now how would I explain that to hubby:hehe:

montblanc
12-03-2018, 10:04 PM
Come join me sexy :evilgrin:

am i sexeh enough

Calderyon
12-03-2018, 10:04 PM
I know 100%. You're "pretty sure". You don't know for certain! I do

Can you prove it isn't a government plot? No you cant

You donīt know. Iīm sorry, but you donīt. I know, i know, that you think you know, but you donīt and you need to accept it that you donīt know and move on from this. You can do it, i know you can.

And i donīt have to prove it. I know itīs not.

Ant.
12-03-2018, 10:08 PM
You donīt know. Iīm sorry, but you donīt. I know, i know, that you think you know, but you donīt and you need to accept it that you donīt know and move on from this. You can do it, i know you can.

And i donīt have to prove it. I know itīs not.

anyway the government invented rain and we can and will live without it

RileyH
12-03-2018, 10:08 PM
am i sexeh enough

no uggo

michael21
12-03-2018, 10:11 PM
Now how would I explain that to hubby:hehe:

Sex training :cheer2:

It be more fun if we dont tell him :hehe:

Calderyon
12-03-2018, 10:11 PM
anyway the government invented rain and we can and will live without it

They didnīt. And we cannot and we will not.

Rain will come. Come summer it will come. It always comes. I know it.

It also comes on Autumn.

Kazanne
12-03-2018, 10:25 PM
Sex training :cheer2:

It be more fun if we dont tell him :hehe:

I don't need any training Michael :hee:

michael21
12-03-2018, 10:30 PM
I don't need any training Michael :hee:

Good news we can skip to the good stuff :cheer2:

thesheriff443
12-03-2018, 10:33 PM
Good news we can skip to the good stuff :cheer2:

Yes tea and biscuits

Ant.
12-03-2018, 10:46 PM
They didnīt. And we cannot and we will not.

Rain will come. Come summer it will come. It always comes. I know it.

It also comes on Autumn.

We will! We will uprise against the corrupt government

It won't come anywhere once I expose the government :cheer2:

Calderyon
12-03-2018, 10:50 PM
We will! We will uprise against the corrupt government

It won't come anywhere once I expose the government :cheer2:

Politicians and the government are corrupt and bad in every country.

Calderyon
12-03-2018, 10:51 PM
We will! We will uprise against the corrupt government

It won't come anywhere once I expose the government :cheer2:

It will.

Marsh.
12-03-2018, 10:52 PM
:joker::joker::joker:

mash potato gets me every time

You and me both :joker: :joker: :joker:

Mash potato is tasty. With mince meat or chicken.

Reported for bullying.

RileyH
12-03-2018, 10:55 PM
Reported for bullying.

I bet you are tasty

Calderyon
12-03-2018, 10:56 PM
Reported for bullying.

You donīt like mashed potato?

Kazanne
12-03-2018, 10:58 PM
Yes tea and biscuits

I like a good old dunk sheriff :hee: it's just a pain when it gets too soft and drops into the cup:smug:

Ant.
12-03-2018, 11:10 PM
Politicians and the government are corrupt and bad in every country.

And rain is in every country! Thanks for proving my point

Calderyon
12-03-2018, 11:21 PM
Rain has got nothing to with the government. So your point has not been proven.

You have to blame Mother Nature for that. And Mother Nature is not in the government.

Ant.
12-03-2018, 11:28 PM
Rain has got nothing to with the government. So your point has not been proven.

You have to blame Mother Nature for that.

Mother Nature? Which country is she Prime Minister of?

Marsh.
12-03-2018, 11:29 PM
You two :joker: :joker: :joker:

Calderyon
12-03-2018, 11:32 PM
Mother Nature? Which country is she Prime Minister of?

She is the caretaker and somewhat of a protector of the nature of Planet Earth. Not a PM.

Ant.
12-03-2018, 11:34 PM
She is the caretaker and somewhat of a protector of the nature of Planet Earth. Not a PM.

?? So what political role does she have? And how can she be protecting the world if she took part in creating rain?

Ant.
12-03-2018, 11:34 PM
is she president?

Calderyon
13-03-2018, 12:03 AM
No. She is not in politics or has no interest in politics.

Also rain is good, you need to realize that.

michael21
13-03-2018, 12:17 AM
I like a good old dunk sheriff :hee: it's just a pain when it gets too soft and drops into the cup:smug:

You don't have to worry about it getting soft :smug:

Ant.
13-03-2018, 12:24 AM
No. She is not in politics or has no interest in politics.

Also rain is good, you need to realize that.

right so she didn't make rain then :suspect:

rain killed my fish. y ou need to realise that rain is awful

Calderyon
13-03-2018, 12:40 AM
right so she didn't make rain then :suspect:

rain killed my fish. y ou need to realise that rain is awful

Politicians cannot make rain, never could and never will.

In regards your fish?. Maybe you didnīt feed them/forgot to do it?

Ant.
13-03-2018, 12:42 AM
Politicians cannot make rain, never could and never will.

Politicians can make rain, always have been able to and will continue making rain

Acid Rain exists because they use chemicals to produce rain and the chemicals are too strong sometimes

Also if the water cycle bull**** was true, how come the whole ocean isn't evaporated into clouds? It just doesn't make sense

Also, flooding is population control and flooding is caused by rain, and since the government wants to control the population, it's clear to see this is one of the many reasons the government created rain

Ant.
13-03-2018, 12:43 AM
Politicians cannot make rain, never could and never will.

In regards your fish?. Maybe you didnīt feed them/forgot to do it?

No my fish died from rain the doctor said

montblanc
13-03-2018, 12:44 AM
not this argument making me question whether rain is natural or created by the government :skull:

RileyH
13-03-2018, 12:47 AM
No my fish died from rain the doctor said

God I wish that were me

Calderyon
13-03-2018, 12:51 AM
not this argument making me question whether rain is natural or created by the government :skull:

Rain is natural, Ant is just making things up.

Calderyon
13-03-2018, 12:52 AM
No my fish died from rain the doctor said

Your doctor lied to you. Maybe to spare your feelings.

Calderyon
13-03-2018, 12:56 AM
Politicians can make rain, always have been able to and will continue making rain

Acid Rain exists because they use chemicals to produce rain and the chemicals are too strong sometimes

Also if the water cycle bull**** was true, how come the whole ocean isn't evaporated into clouds? It just doesn't make sense

Also, flooding is population control and flooding is caused by rain, and since the government wants to control the population, it's clear to see this is one of the many reasons the government created rain

Politicians donīt make rain, iīm sorry, i know itīs hard to accept, but itīs true.

Mystic Mock
13-03-2018, 01:51 AM
not this argument making me question whether rain is natural or created by the government :skull:

I love TIBB when we get discussions like this.:joker:

Ant.
13-03-2018, 02:27 PM
Rain is natural, Ant is just making things up.

??? CLEARLY not making anything up? it's called being woke, try it sometime

Your doctor lied to you. Maybe to spare your feelings.

You don't even know who my doctor is. He's the one who taught me all about government conspiracies. AND I know he's genuine because he disproven that politicians are snake people

Politicians donīt make rain, iīm sorry, i know itīs hard to accept, but itīs true.

No Calderyon, you're not sorry. But I am. I'm sorry you can't see it yet, but I'm hopeful you will. Rain is made by the government.
Where do you hear about the rain cycle?
School.
Who's in charge of the education system?
The government.
The government clearly produce harmful rain. But why would they do this you may be asking (then again you're too narrow-minded to see this factual possibility so maybe you're not but let me explain to you)

When my fish died, I felt demotivated. This meant I didn't leave the house for 2 weeks, and so I contributed less to crowds in town. This results in less traffic, allowing people to get to their government jobs on time, and provide for the government and the cost of my fish's (and many other people's fish's) life
To cover up global warming. You know when you run an ice cube under water (hot or cold) it melts? Same thing with rain. Rain in Antarctica melts the ice caps, raising the sea level, causing floods which kill people. With thousands of lives claimed by floods from raising sea level (due to the rain melting the ice), there is lower population, therefore there is less crowding and less traffic and therefore people get to their government jobs earlier to provide for the government.
Of course all the massive rain falls contribute to flooding. See above for the disastrous effects.
the government puts in man-made chemicals into their man-made rain. This kills trees, plants, as I have established, fish. With less plants and fish, people have less food to eat due to the rain, and consequently they die. Less people, less crowding, less traffic, more people can get to their early rise government jobs on time. Simples
There is no documentation of rain in dinosaur times. The dinosaurs did not have a government - at least one with the scientific knowledge to produce 'rain'
There is literally no benefit to rain - so why does it exist?
If water evaporated to form clouds, how come only some water evaporates? why doesn't the entire ocean evaporate to form clouds?


Of course, we can't forget one of the biggest leaks in modern history. The BBC was threatened with execution by the government if they told the truth so they just had to lie and spin the truth but what you see here is what the government do every day to ruin morale and kill people and get people to their government jobs earlier
k7fp6RtoqoQ
Besides, how many politicians do you know that have fish?

Calderyon
13-03-2018, 02:52 PM
You are not doing a good job trying to convince me.

Also it seems that you are feeling guilty about something? Hmm... :suspect:

It is okay Ant, you can tell me.

thesheriff443
13-03-2018, 03:04 PM
I like a good old dunk sheriff :hee: it's just a pain when it gets too soft and drops into the cup:smug:

It's all about knowing when to pull it out.
Remember when we got told off by josy for having this type of conversation.

Marsh.
13-03-2018, 03:20 PM
:laugh2:


@LittleBro

Kazanne
13-03-2018, 03:22 PM
It's all about knowing when to pull it out.
Remember when we got told off by josy for having this type of conversation.

:joker::joker: yes I do, but I cant see the harm in chatting about soggy biscuits,:laugh: besides much worse has been posted on here over the years.

Ant.
13-03-2018, 03:50 PM
You are not doing a good job trying to convince me.

Also it seems that you are feeling guilty about something? Hmm... :suspect:

It is okay Ant, you can tell me.

I don't need to convince you. You have no valid arguments.

I'm guilt free

RileyH
13-03-2018, 03:52 PM
??? CLEARLY not making anything up? it's called being woke, try it sometime



You don't even know who my doctor is. He's the one who taught me all about government conspiracies. AND I know he's genuine because he disproven that politicians are snake people



No Calderyon, you're not sorry. But I am. I'm sorry you can't see it yet, but I'm hopeful you will. Rain is made by the government.
Where do you hear about the rain cycle?
School.
Who's in charge of the education system?
The government.
The government clearly produce harmful rain. But why would they do this you may be asking (then again you're too narrow-minded to see this factual possibility so maybe you're not but let me explain to you)

When my fish died, I felt demotivated. This meant I didn't leave the house for 2 weeks, and so I contributed less to crowds in town. This results in less traffic, allowing people to get to their government jobs on time, and provide for the government and the cost of my fish's (and many other people's fish's) life
To cover up global warming. You know when you run an ice cube under water (hot or cold) it melts? Same thing with rain. Rain in Antarctica melts the ice caps, raising the sea level, causing floods which kill people. With thousands of lives claimed by floods from raising sea level (due to the rain melting the ice), there is lower population, therefore there is less crowding and less traffic and therefore people get to their government jobs earlier to provide for the government.
Of course all the massive rain falls contribute to flooding. See above for the disastrous effects.
the government puts in man-made chemicals into their man-made rain. This kills trees, plants, as I have established, fish. With less plants and fish, people have less food to eat due to the rain, and consequently they die. Less people, less crowding, less traffic, more people can get to their early rise government jobs on time. Simples
There is no documentation of rain in dinosaur times. The dinosaurs did not have a government - at least one with the scientific knowledge to produce 'rain'
There is literally no benefit to rain - so why does it exist?
If water evaporated to form clouds, how come only some water evaporates? why doesn't the entire ocean evaporate to form clouds?


Of course, we can't forget one of the biggest leaks in modern history. The BBC was threatened with execution by the government if they told the truth so they just had to lie and spin the truth but what you see here is what the government do every day to ruin morale and kill people and get people to their government jobs earlier
k7fp6RtoqoQ
Besides, how many politicians do you know that have fish?

Screaming

Calderyon
13-03-2018, 08:58 PM
I don't need to convince you. You have no valid arguments.

I'm guilt free

You clearly had the need to do that otherwise that post wouldīve been a maximum of two sentences long. Now itīs just filled with crazy stuff.

Calderyon
13-03-2018, 08:59 PM
This is Ant right now:

https://marcellusdrilling.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/tinfoil-hat.jpg

RileyH
13-03-2018, 09:00 PM
This is Ant right now:

https://marcellusdrilling.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/tinfoil-hat.jpg

:joker:

Ant.
13-03-2018, 09:10 PM
You clearly had the need to do that otherwise that post wouldīve been a maximum of two sentences long. Now itīs just filled with crazy stuff.

Just admit you're wrong few you're embarrassing yourself

Ant.
13-03-2018, 09:11 PM
If it was so trivial how come no one here has agreed with you yet? They're all realising "maybe ant is correct as usual" and are willing to see the truth

michael21
13-03-2018, 09:13 PM
Good Jo I am n the safety of my bed

Calderyon
13-03-2018, 09:22 PM
Just admit you're wrong few you're embarrassing yourself

Nah, itīs you like it usually is tbh.

If it was so trivial how come no one here has agreed with you yet? They're all realising "maybe ant is correct as usual" and are willing to see the truth

More like "Oh no, Antīs being crazy again" like usual and then exiting the thread.

RileyH
13-03-2018, 09:23 PM
More like "Oh no, Antīs being crazy again" like usual and then exiting the thread.

tbh

michael21
13-03-2018, 09:25 PM
Wellllllllll what going on

RileyH
13-03-2018, 09:27 PM
Wellllllllll what going on

no one know

Morgan.
13-03-2018, 09:28 PM
Gosh Ant is so right the government are killing us with rain !!

michael21
13-03-2018, 09:38 PM
no one know

Good news

Ant.
13-03-2018, 09:40 PM
Nah, itīs you like it usually is tbh.



More like "Oh no, Antīs being crazy again" like usual and then exiting the thread.

Well Morgan's proved your daft claim wrong there hasn't He?

At least someone's proving your claims since you're too lazy to do it yourself. The government's got into your head you silly boy!

michael21
13-03-2018, 09:42 PM
I am going to make a well time sandwiches :cheer2:

RileyH
13-03-2018, 09:49 PM
I am going to make a well time sandwiches :cheer2:

make me one

Ant.
13-03-2018, 09:58 PM
make me one

You can **** right off. STAY OUT YA BED!

Calderyon
13-03-2018, 09:58 PM
Well Morgan's proved your daft claim wrong there hasn't He?

At least someone's proving your claims since you're too lazy to do it yourself. The government's got into your head you silly boy!

He has not.

I donīt need to prove it, any sane person knows that normal rain is safe and the government doesnīt make it dangerous. But it seems like the government has got into your head.

How rain works and forms:

https://science.howstuffworks.com/nature/climate-weather/atmospheric/weather6.htm
http://discoverykids.com/articles/why-does-it-rain/
https://www.metoffice.gov.uk/learning/rain/why-does-it-rain
http://easyscienceforkids.com/tag/how-rain-works/
https://kids.britannica.com/students/article/rainfall/276645/207168-toc

RileyH
13-03-2018, 09:59 PM
You can **** right off. STAY OUT YA BED!

https://tinyurl.com/ybabufaw

Ant.
13-03-2018, 09:59 PM
He has not.

I donīt need to prove it, any sane person knows that normal rain is safe and the government doesnīt make it dangerous. But it seems like the government has got into your head.

How rain works:

https://science.howstuffworks.com/nature/climate-weather/atmospheric/weather6.htm
http://discoverykids.com/articles/why-does-it-rain/
https://www.metoffice.gov.uk/learning/rain/why-does-it-rain
http://easyscienceforkids.com/tag/how-rain-works/
https://kids.britannica.com/students/article/rainfall/276645/207168-toc

"Www.metoffice.gov.uk"
Yeah because that's trustworthy :rolleyes:

Calderyon
13-03-2018, 10:05 PM
More links:

http://www.geography-site.co.uk/pages/physical/climate/why%20does%20it%20rain.html
https://www.universetoday.com/79797/why-does-it-rain1/

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https://wonderopolis.org/wonder/why-does-it-rain-2
http://www.3dgeography.co.uk/why-does-it-rain
https://www.thoughtco.com/why-does-it-rain-4057773

Calderyon
13-03-2018, 10:06 PM
But hmm... maybe someone murdered your fishes. :think:

I might have a case there.

michael21
13-03-2018, 10:07 PM
I am back what did I miss

Ant.
13-03-2018, 10:07 PM
But hmm... maybe someone poisoned your fishes. :think:

I might have a case there.

yeah the government did :bawling:

Ant.
13-03-2018, 10:07 PM
I am back what did I miss

calderyon is trying to force government lies down my mouth

Calderyon
13-03-2018, 10:08 PM
Please call me Cald.

Calderyon is too formal.

Marsh.
13-03-2018, 10:10 PM
calderyon is trying to force government lies down my mouth

You mad cuz you is getting educated instead of spanked?

RileyH
13-03-2018, 10:10 PM
calderyon is trying to force government lies down my mouth

at least it might clear the bleach

michael21
13-03-2018, 10:12 PM
calderyon is trying to force government lies down my mouth

Well as long government not code for dick

Ant.
13-03-2018, 10:12 PM
You mad cuz you is getting educated instead of spanked?

it feels like im being spanked mentally :bawling:

Ant.
13-03-2018, 10:12 PM
Well as long government not code for dick

would it be a problem if i had cald cock in me mouth?

Ant.
13-03-2018, 10:12 PM
at least it might clear the bleach

hhahahahah ribena is a juice u bitch

michael21
13-03-2018, 10:14 PM
would it be a problem if i had cald cock in me mouth?


Nope

As long as it not televised

Ant.
13-03-2018, 10:16 PM
Nope

As long as it not televised

wha if we are on webcam

RileyH
13-03-2018, 10:16 PM
hhahahahah ribena is a juice u bitch

all i know is i'd rather drink ribena than bleach

Ant.
13-03-2018, 10:17 PM
all i know is i'd rather drink ribena than bleach

same but we never have ribena in so :shrug:

michael21
13-03-2018, 10:19 PM
wha if we are on webcam

That fine just make sure it in the right section

RileyH
13-03-2018, 10:20 PM
same but we never have ribena in so :shrug:

buy some lazy

Calderyon
13-03-2018, 10:21 PM
cald cock in me mouth?
:skull:

Iīm sorry, but my penis says no.

(For the record, i agree with it) (And yes, it can talk.)

michael21
13-03-2018, 10:24 PM
Iīm sorry, but my penis says no.

(For the record, i agree with it) (And yes, it can talk.)

One day I put my penis in a girl and she told me to take it out again :bawling::bawling: :bawling:

RileyH
13-03-2018, 10:25 PM
:skull:

Iīm sorry, but my penis says no.

(For the record, i agree with it) (And yes, it can talk.)

what would it say for me

RileyH
13-03-2018, 10:25 PM
One day I put my penis in a girl and she told me to take it out again :bawling::bawling: :bawling:

Well you can't really blame her

Calderyon
13-03-2018, 10:25 PM
One day I put my penis in a girl and she told me to take it out again :bawling::bawling: :bawling:

^ Maybe she didnīt want any babies?

Ant.
13-03-2018, 10:26 PM
:skull:

Iīm sorry, but my penis says no.

(For the record, i agree with it) (And yes, it can talk.)

did you get your dick out in the rain?

One day I put my penis in a girl and she told me to take it out again :bawling::bawling: :bawling:

did she ask nicely

That fine just make sure it in the right section

its not

buy some lazy

you're lazy fat bitch

Calderyon
13-03-2018, 10:26 PM
what would it say for me

Sorry. Girls only.

michael21
13-03-2018, 10:26 PM
Well you can't really blame her

She said she want it in her ass :cheer2:

Ant.
13-03-2018, 10:27 PM
She said she want it in her ass :cheer2:

did you do as she wish?

RileyH
13-03-2018, 10:27 PM
She said she want it in her ass :cheer2:

me

RileyH
13-03-2018, 10:28 PM
Sorry. Girls only.

For now https://i.imgur.com/vj4U4LV.gif

michael21
13-03-2018, 10:28 PM
did you do as she wish?

Let just say all her hole were fill thought out the night

RileyH
13-03-2018, 10:30 PM
Let just say all her hole were fill thought out the night

not all of them

Calderyon
13-03-2018, 10:30 PM
For now https://i.imgur.com/vj4U4LV.gif

Forever.

michael21
13-03-2018, 10:31 PM
not all of them

Yes but not at the same time

RileyH
13-03-2018, 10:32 PM
Yes but not at the same time

that's less impressive

michael21
13-03-2018, 10:33 PM
that's less impressive

She enjoyed it :smug:

Ant.
13-03-2018, 10:34 PM
Let just say all her hole were fill thought out the night

was she sexy girl?

RileyH
13-03-2018, 10:34 PM
She enjoyed it :smug:

She lied :smug:

michael21
13-03-2018, 10:34 PM
was she sexy girl?

Yes very sexy

Calderyon
13-03-2018, 10:36 PM
This thread:

https://i.imgur.com/Dx01DMu.png?1

michael21
13-03-2018, 10:39 PM
This thread:

https://i.imgur.com/Dx01DMu.png?1

Could be thread of the year

michael21
13-03-2018, 10:44 PM
If any one jerking off to this thread

Carry on

RileyH
13-03-2018, 10:46 PM
If any one jerking off to this thread

Carry on

thank you

michael21
13-03-2018, 10:48 PM
thank you

You weclome

michael21
14-03-2018, 01:49 AM
It sleep time

Calderyon
14-03-2018, 02:20 AM
Good night.

Lostie!
14-03-2018, 03:03 PM
One day I put my penis in a girl and she told me to take it out again :bawling::bawling: :bawling:

She said she want it in her ass :cheer2:

Let just say all her hole were fill thought out the night

https://i.imgur.com/tM42zhk.gif

Redway
14-03-2018, 03:07 PM
Too bad.

Kazanne
14-03-2018, 06:06 PM
https://i.imgur.com/tM42zhk.gif

:joker::joker::joker:

michael21
14-03-2018, 09:40 PM
:joker::joker::joker:

This thread just got sexy :dance:

Wizard.
14-03-2018, 09:41 PM
you ever put it up a guys ass?

michael21
14-03-2018, 09:47 PM
you ever put it up a guys ass?

Nope you

RileyH
14-03-2018, 09:49 PM
Can I be the first :eyes:

michael21
14-03-2018, 09:55 PM
Can I be the first :eyes:

My answer begins with n and end in o:shrug::nono:

RileyH
14-03-2018, 09:56 PM
oh well that's me told :shocked:

michael21
14-03-2018, 09:57 PM
oh well that's me told :shocked:

I sure your find a man that will stick it up there

montblanc
14-03-2018, 09:59 PM
I sure your find a man that will stick it up there

he won't :fan:

RileyH
14-03-2018, 10:00 PM
I sure your find a man that will stick it up there

I have one http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar92709_3.gif

michael21
14-03-2018, 10:01 PM
he won't :fan:

I no I was just being kind :laugh:

RileyH
14-03-2018, 10:01 PM
:oh:

michael21
14-03-2018, 10:02 PM
I have one http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar92709_3.gif

Good 4 u

RileyH
14-03-2018, 10:02 PM
shut up

michael21
14-03-2018, 10:07 PM
shut up

:bawling::bawling: :bawling:

montblanc
14-03-2018, 10:07 PM
I no I was just being kind :laugh:

:laugh:

michael21
14-03-2018, 10:09 PM
I went out 3 times today

RileyH
14-03-2018, 10:18 PM
Good 4 u

hijaxers
14-03-2018, 10:21 PM
Wow a psychologist 3 times in one day ! record.

michael21
14-03-2018, 10:22 PM
Good 4 u

Thanks

michael21
14-03-2018, 10:54 PM
I going to have some nut biscuits there really yummeee

RileyH
14-03-2018, 10:54 PM
gross

michael21
15-03-2018, 12:03 AM
gross

Yummee

JerseyWins
15-03-2018, 01:58 AM
I have one http://cdn.thisisbigbrother.com/customavatars/avatar92709_3.gif
Can we get back to real life in this thread that is michael21's warm mansion where all the sexy girls come to sleep in his safe bed? :hee:

RileyH
15-03-2018, 07:46 AM
Can we get back to real life in this thread that is michael21's warm mansion where all the sexy girls come to sleep in his safe bed? :hee:

It's just not realistic

michael21
17-03-2018, 12:20 AM
Can we get back to real life in this thread that is michael21's warm mansion where all the sexy girls come to sleep in his safe bed? :hee:

:dance:

Calderyon
17-03-2018, 10:17 AM
Can we get back to real life in this thread that is michael21's warm mansion where all the sexy girls come to sleep in his safe bed? :hee:

Too bad they are all artificial.

michael21
18-03-2018, 11:35 PM
Too bad they are all artificial.

:fist:

michael21
19-03-2018, 10:57 PM
I am in the safety of my bed

Good night every one