PDA

View Full Version : Lewis almost killed me!!

Morgan.
20-03-2018, 01:47 PM
We were at college and I was sat and he JUMPED on my lap and his shoulder bone hit my face and it SPLIT MY LIP!! I’m traumatised can you give my sympathy please and thank you
Nicky91
20-03-2018, 01:51 PM
i owe you sympathy Morgan, for that 1 i gave you as well
montblanc
20-03-2018, 02:04 PM
sue ha!
Morgan.
20-03-2018, 02:15 PM
sue ha!

MY lawyers are getting in touch x
Marsh.
20-03-2018, 02:16 PM
Loving Lewis. What a guy.
TwentyOneThrones
20-03-2018, 02:20 PM
You'll live! grow up you self absorbed TIT!!
Amy Jade
20-03-2018, 02:24 PM
He bit your lip while you were kissing and this is your cover story?
Morgan.
20-03-2018, 02:24 PM
He bit your lip while you were kissing and this is your cover story?

Mods ban Amy please :hee:
TwentyOneThrones
20-03-2018, 02:32 PM
Not Morgan forgetting to mention he was already sitting on someone else's lap and I just decided to sit on Morgans lap to crush the person underneath him. No wonder all this kissing and love bs is gonna kick off again...
Marsh.
20-03-2018, 02:34 PM
Not Morgan forgetting to mention he was already sitting on someone else's lap and I just decided to sit on Morgans lap to crush the person underneath him. No wonder all this kissing and love bs is gonna kick off again...

We love a threesome.
Morgan.
20-03-2018, 02:39 PM
Not Morgan forgetting to mention he was already sitting on someone else's lap and I just decided to sit on Morgans lap to crush the person underneath him. No wonder all this kissing and love bs is gonna kick off again...

You still split my lip
TwentyOneThrones
20-03-2018, 02:40 PM
You still split my lip

boohoo.com
TwentyOneThrones
20-03-2018, 02:44 PM
It was an accident!!! You'd be getting more than a split lip if I meant it!
Mystic Mock
20-03-2018, 02:45 PM
He bit your lip while you were kissing and this is your cover story?

:joker:
LeatherTrumpet
20-03-2018, 02:49 PM
this is literally better than 95% of EE storylines
RileyH
20-03-2018, 02:53 PM
He nearly killed me as well out of the reveal he'd been sleeping with my Jersey (which isn't true)
RileyH
20-03-2018, 02:54 PM
He bit your lip while you were kissing and this is your cover story?

We love a threesome.

:laugh2:
Calderyon
20-03-2018, 03:05 PM
That was probably just his way of saying that he likes you.
Vicky.
20-03-2018, 03:07 PM
My son does this a lot. I almost always have a split lip these days, people are starting to get a bit worried about me I think as everytime they see me I have some kind of injury and theres only so man y times someone will accept 'a 3 year old did it' as valid :laugh:

A couple of days ago, he kind of climbed up on my head so quick I did not even have time to react, and kneed me right in the middle of the throat. I legit could not breath at all for a minute or so, it was terrifying D:
Matthew.
20-03-2018, 03:14 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmIelPSXEAAGNPW.jpg
JerseyWins
20-03-2018, 03:18 PM
At least you two will have an interesting first kiss story to tell after the marriage :clap1:
montblanc
20-03-2018, 03:19 PM
screaming @ these responses :joker:
Amy Jade
20-03-2018, 03:19 PM
Actual footage:

https://data.whicdn.com/images/64091001/original.gif
Morgan.
20-03-2018, 03:38 PM
(Seriously can people stop with the romance thing I’ve made it clear it makes me extremely uncomfortable :joker:)
Daniel-X
20-03-2018, 03:40 PM
We were at college and I was sat and he JUMPED on my lap and his shoulder bone hit my face and it SPLIT MY LIP!! I’m traumatised can you give my sympathy please and thank you

Kinky
TwentyOneThrones
20-03-2018, 04:05 PM
(Seriously can people stop with the romance thing I’ve made it clear it makes me extremely uncomfortable :joker:)

You really were only asking for it when you made this thread :joker:
Marsh.
20-03-2018, 04:08 PM
(Seriously can people stop with the romance thing I’ve made it clear it makes me extremely uncomfortable :joker:)

Not an abusive relationship.
TwentyOneThrones
20-03-2018, 04:09 PM
Ok can we quit it now Morgans made it very clear it's pissing him off
Jason.
20-03-2018, 04:33 PM
So childish. Bloody grow up the pair of you before I bang your heads together.

.
LeatherTrumpet
20-03-2018, 04:35 PM
Ok can we quit it now Morgans made it very clear it's pissing him off

classic flirting
Morgan.
20-03-2018, 05:12 PM
Sorry college I forgot the clean the blood stained sink x
Mitchell
20-03-2018, 05:20 PM
Cute
Jack_
20-03-2018, 05:32 PM
his shoulder bone hit my face and it SPLIT MY LIP!!

yeah, his "shoulder" bone
Fetch The Bolt Cutters
20-03-2018, 05:34 PM
which season of waterloo road is this
parmnion
20-03-2018, 05:35 PM
(Seriously can people stop with the romance thing I’ve made it clear it makes me extremely uncomfortable :joker:)

Is that why you gave him the elbow:hehe:
LeatherTrumpet
20-03-2018, 05:36 PM
which season of waterloo road is this

the dreadful one when this knob appeared https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/bbc-waterloo-road/images/5/5c/Matt_new.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150512174023

:skull:
Morgan.
20-03-2018, 05:37 PM
Can I get this closed please the relationship stuffs annoying me now :joker:
LeatherTrumpet
20-03-2018, 05:40 PM
where is Ness?

i thought she would be all over this thread
Morgan.
20-03-2018, 05:42 PM
Nothing ****ing happened between us now stop baiting me into getting angry because me and Lewis are just friends - nothing more nothing less and I don't understand why people can't comprehend a gay man and a straight man being good friends with nothing going on.
Smithy
20-03-2018, 05:42 PM
Literally nobody cares hun
Vicky.
20-03-2018, 05:47 PM
Ok can we quit it now Morgans made it very clear it's pissing him off



Nothing ****ing happened between us now stop baiting me into getting angry because me and Lewis are just friends - nothing more nothing less and I don't understand why people can't comprehend a gay man and a straight man being good friends with nothing going on.

Indeed.

Thread closed on request.