Explain every situation using stick figures and tea analogies

[user104658]

Topic #1

The movie "Dude, where's my car?"

GO!

[Niamh.]

Man, it's behind that giant cup of tea

[Marsh.]

*wonders how to artfully portray how ****ing awful that film is by using tea to scold the stick man*

[Niamh.]

*wonders how to artfully portray how ****ing awful that film is by using tea to scold the stick man*I love it [emoji23]

[Marsh.]

I love it [emoji23]

I haven't watched in over 10 years but I remember thinking "what the **** is this?" but it might have something to do with my utter revulsion of Ashton Kutcher. :laugh:

[Niamh.]

I haven't watched in over 10 years but I remember thinking "what the **** is this?" but it might have something to do with my utter revulsion of Ashton Kutcher. [emoji23]It was so stupid that it was Good. Ashton kutcher is good in the butterfly effect though

[user104658]

"Two sticks drink a lot of tea, and then when they wake up they can't remember where their stick car is, so they drink more tea and go to find it."

....... ......


(strangely, I dislike Ashton Kutcher AND love Dude Where's My Car. It is a ludicrous film. HAIL ZOLTAN!)

ANYWAY

Topic #2

The song "My Hips Don't Lie" by pop sensation Shakira.

[Marsh.]

"Two sticks drink a lot of tea, and then when they wake up they can't remember where their stick car is, so they drink more tea and go to find it."

....... ......


(strangely, I dislike Ashton Kutcher AND love Dude Where's My Car. It is a ludicrous film. HAIL ZOLTAN!)

ANYWAY

Topic #2

The song "My Hips Don't Lie" by pop sensation Shakira.

*tries to find the hips on my stick man without making him look bowlegged*

[MB.]

It's lucky that my stick man's breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with mountains (of tea)

(oh wait, that's Whenever, Wherever, never mind)

[Lostie!]

"Two sticks drink a lot of tea, and then when they wake up they can't remember where their stick car is, so they drink more tea and go to find it."

....... ......


(strangely, I dislike Ashton Kutcher AND love Dude Where's My Car. It is a ludicrous film. HAIL ZOLTAN!)

ANYWAY

Topic #2

The song "My Hips Don't Lie" by pop sensation Shakira.

"Can cups of tea tell lies? Do you understand how ridiculous an idea that is? Now imagine a hip lying? Still ridiculous? There, there's next to no difference between hips and tea. So don't rape-wait wrong analogy."

*insert video of stick man with speech bubble saying "wow you lying bitch you cup of tea"*

[Lostie!]

It's lucky that my stick man's breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with mountains (of tea)

(oh wait, that's Whenever, Wherever, never mind)

:laugh2:

[Maru]

I haven't watched in over 10 years but I remember thinking "what the **** is this?" but it might have something to do with my utter revulsion of Ashton Kutcher. :laugh:

I cannot stand him either. That 70's Show is where he became a household name here iirc. He is just naturally designed to act out dickhead-ish characters...