the queer eye fab 5 in order of how much i want to **** them

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

all other countdowns found DEAD

this is the one y’all been waiting on

[Marsh.]

Revolting.

[montblanc]

what

[Smithy]

Bet I can guess

Antoni > blonde one > black one > tan > Jonathan

[Marsh.]

We love you, and we accept your alternate lifestyle. Just keep it to yourself.

[RileyH]

idgi

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

5 - karamo

https://www.hivplusmag.com/sites/hivplusmag.com/files/2017/07/19/karamo-primaryx750.jpg

very conventionally attractive but there’s just no spark there for this chick

[Calderyon]

Scott´s drunk and horny again.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

4 - jonathan

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/57/de/8f/57de8f863233d413164a3f5e4ccec226.jpg

gorgeous and amazing but i don’t like the long hair (however he had it in a bun for like 5 seconds in ep 2 and i nat)

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

3 - tan

https://i.upworthy.com/nugget/5a964c33da5d1f001a419b9e/attachments/tanfrance-a9b56b303e82cfb4a8b7f4e2eedb820b.jpg?auto=format&ixlib=imgixjs-3.3.0

a hunk! i don’t have anything negative to say i just prefer the top 2 more

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

2 - bobby

https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5522d792e4b05485b52758c6/t/57d982421b631b5b16eef197/1473872467906/?format=750w

serving promiscuous gym bunny on grindr that’s into watersports and bondage

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

1 - antoni

https://d26oc3sg82pgk3.cloudfront.net/files/media/uploads/searchease/132486/Headshotsmall-bWFpbi1uLW4tMC0wLTAtNDQ5LTY3NA%3D%3D.jpg

talented brilliant incredible amazing show-stopping spectacular etc

[montblanc]

i'm genuinely confused

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

i'm genuinely confused

https://i.imgur.com/8l1cCdO.gif

[Amy Jade]

The #1 is cute the rest are gross

[Barry.]

1 is hot.

[Mokka]

I approve your ordering...

Glad Bobby is in your top 2. He is underappreciated for the most part imo

[Calderyon]

Shortest and (the most useless tbh) countdown ever.

[LemonJam]

Karamo is annoying AF otherwise he'd be easy #1

[Ant.]

Shortest and (the most useless tbh) countdown ever.

shut up i didnt know who these men are but from this moment onwards (or for the next two mins) i'll remember them :lovedup:

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

shut up i didnt know who these men are but from this moment onwards (or for the next two mins) i'll remember them :lovedup:

get ha!

[Shaun]

i haven't watched but karamo :lovedup: you racist slut

[Rob!]

Erm swap 2 and 5 round for a ****ing start you racist bastard

[RileyH]

jonathan is the hottest imo