First thing you are today

[reecejackox]

For me clusters

[MB.]

I didn't expect you to start getting philosophical

[Eddie.]

Pepperoni Pizza leftover...

[Eddie.]

Sorry though it was “first thing you ate today”...

[Christmas Dynasnow]

Im Jeremy Corbyn leaving a scathing review of the Schindler's List DVD on Amazon under the pseudo name of "hatedue"

[waterhog]

not rang the bell yet - what ever chef brings :joker:

[The Grinch]

Sorry though it was “first thing you ate today”...

I thought this too.

[Cherry Christmas]

I'm going with ate, I just had a hot cross bun and a cup of tea

[Cal.]

I’m the sore throat I have for choking on a chicken nugget last night outside the kebab shop with the girlies

[Withano]

Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy

[Merry Mockmas]

Im Jeremy Corbyn leaving a scathing review of the Schindler's List DVD on Amazon under the pseudo name of "hatedue"

:joker:

I have eaten a Nong Shim Pot Noodle.

[Lostie!]

I'm every woman

[Tozzie]

a banana

[The Grinch]

A cake.

[Matthew.]

someone bring me a chinese please

[The Grinch]

someone bring me a chinese please

Yes please!

[Morgan.]

Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy

Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city

[Time to Sleigh]

I'm a leftover chicken tikka sandwich

[bots]

dying for a piss